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Morkt Drakt
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Posted - 2003.10.13 00:00:00 -
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Tonight 5 customers were unable to get to our ship yards due to issues with New Caldari.
As such BBBB have invoiced you to the tune of 232million ISK, which is the amount of custom we lost.
We are happy for you to pay it in either ISK or ISK.
(If only eh  )
(For those who took this post seriously we also sell +5 S-o-H implants... we are also considering setting up a charity to help you pay for the implants...)
/em goes off to work out the actual value of 232 million ISK (RL ISK)
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Morkt Drakt
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Posted - 2003.10.13 00:04:00 -
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Coo eck!
Thats:
ú1,844,065.92 GBP or
$3,069,595.13 USD
wouldnt be bad for a nights work.
I wonder how much Techell made today...
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corporal hicks
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Posted - 2003.10.13 00:32:00 -
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Edited by: corporal hicks on 13/10/2003 00:34:54
You know I can but a light missile for the price of your salad!!!
Talk about more bang for your buck
Just realised 2 corps with food in there title should not have a price war. There are lots of hungry pilots out there.
" Stay Frosty "
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Morkt Drakt
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Posted - 2003.10.13 00:37:00 -
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/em whispers
psst... our "special" salad has Long-Limb Dip in which the eggs are impregnated with megacyte and a tiny portion of anti-matter. Coded to combine after mixing with stomach acids they have the effect equivalent to a small nuclear explosion.
THAT is bang for you buck
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Sphalerite
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Posted - 2003.10.13 00:41:00 -
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I think I'll just get a Quafe to go then, thanks.
Clones are expensive enough.
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Astaroth
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Posted - 2003.10.13 03:24:00 -
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hmm with a good clone u might even remember how it was to blow up !! That might be an interesting experience to remember. 
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Sc0rpion
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Posted - 2003.10.13 04:40:00 -
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2003.10.13 04:29:00
Well, since you are reading this, I guess we screwed up, and I died.
Luckily I had invested in a Basic Clone at Kisogo VII - State War Acadamy, that clone would be you.
Seems like the bastards managed to botch the reanimation process, frying a couple of neural pathways, resulting in a loss of 1259 points from my Gunnery skill. Let's hope that I remembered to insure my valuables.
Note to self: Don't eat at the Big Bang Burger Bar, the "Bang" isn't just a clever marketing ploy...
"The true secret to enjoying life is to live it dangerously."
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