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Bombkit
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Posted - 2003.10.13 00:11:00 -
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I was merrily making my way thru medium-low security space, .2-.3., with an alt character.
Warped to a stargate, and h4ngm4n (EVOL) was waiting there for me. He attacked my alt's hoarder at the stargate..
He destroyed my hoarder but it was empty at the time.. h4ngm4n then proceeded to fly for the stargate to escape the cannonfire, turning on his hardener to protect him..
Then he realized that he can't jump thru after firing on someone, and the stargates blew his shiny 50 mil dollar armaggedon away..
In the meantime, I had warped out to a station and picked up a rookie ship.
Then I proceeded back with my alt's reaper to loot him while he watched from his pod.
Congrats guys, got my worthless 250k ship in trade for a 50mil apoc and some nice gadgets.
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TMX
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Posted - 2003.10.13 00:15:00 -
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rofl
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Amin
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Posted - 2003.10.13 00:17:00 -
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LOL, its funny to hear how some1 in a bs can be such an idiot 
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Morkt Drakt
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Posted - 2003.10.13 00:20:00 -
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That, despite the technicality of not involving a death, is worthy of a Darwin.
A true classic.
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Seer
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Posted - 2003.10.13 00:23:00 -
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One word...........
MUPPET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO
(OK Technicaly 2 words but I aint as dumb as h4ngm4n )
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Sleekit
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Posted - 2003.10.13 00:34:00 -
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Oh god that is priceless, every time I stop laughing I picture your reaper looting his can with him in his pod and I start laughing all over again
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Zorael
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Posted - 2003.10.13 00:36:00 -
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One may wonder why he didn't simply warp away... behh
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Asmodia
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Posted - 2003.10.13 00:49:00 -
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Yes, thats war in Empire Space .. Welcome in reality 0.0 muppets
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StealthNet
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Posted - 2003.10.13 01:43:00 -
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Does it need to involve death ? 
Oh well. I was testing some tactics involving launching torps and cruise missiles.
Then I saw someone (don't remember where) saying how it would be to launch missiles with a MWD at full speed facing the target.
Well, I almost killed myself: launched 3 and all exploded under my wing, ripping apart my Rupture (was with MWD) 
Maybe someone at CCP forgot to "fix" their game mechanics
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Xander Teg
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Posted - 2003.10.13 03:22:00 -
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Ive done some pretty stupid things myself. Specifically, I have escaped gate blockades only to forget to turn off autopilot and end up warping right back. I have done this more times then i care to remember.
sigh.
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Amin
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Posted - 2003.10.13 03:27:00 -
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heh, i did the exact same thing with an alt, warp to gate pirates camping, np warp away, then warp straight back cos autopilot was still on and well.."clone activated" 
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Sc0rpion
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Posted - 2003.10.13 03:45:00 -
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Does it need to involve death ?
In the strictest sense, yes. This taken from the website at http://www.darwinawards.com/:
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The Darwin Awards honor those who improve our gene pool... by removing themselves from it. These men and women gave their "all" in an effort to improve the human species. Of necessity, the honor is generally bestowed posthumously.
But in a case like this, I think an exception can be made...
"The true secret to enjoying life is to live it dangerously."
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pooti
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Posted - 2003.10.13 04:04:00 -
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Quote:
Ive done some pretty stupid things myself. Specifically, I have escaped gate blockades only to forget to turn off autopilot and end up warping right back. I have done this more times then i care to remember.
sigh.
I do this like every other day.
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trap
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Posted - 2003.10.13 04:16:00 -
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ROTFL
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[ 2003.11.20 05:35:28 ] Jade Constantine > looks like you blasted the crap out of a load of our ships again |
Vacuole
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Posted - 2003.10.13 04:19:00 -
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Because of the 10 second warp-in grace period you get, you should be able to warp there, away, and back again over and over and over and still not get caught by the blockade.
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Amoeba
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Posted - 2003.10.13 05:27:00 -
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Edited by: Amoeba on 13/10/2003 05:27:55
Although Darwin Awards are awarded posthumously, in some years they've included honorable mentions for people who didn't quite earn the award.
My favorite was the frog hunters who were out in the wilderness and didn't have a spare fuse for their car. They noticed that a .22 caliber bullet fit perfectly into the fuse receptacle and even seemed to conduct electricity.
Of course, replacing a fuse doesn't repair whatever caused the fuse to blow in the first place, and a bullet isn't really a fuse. As the frog hunters drove towards home an hour or so later the bullet had steadily heated up from the cuyrrent and BANG!
Now think about where *your* fuse box is, expecially the men in the audience, and guess where the bullet went. (owwie, owwwie, owwie owwie, owwie)
The award for most compassionate wife went to the driver's wife whose first question, when notified of the tragedy by the police, was where she could pick up the frogs.
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Noobious
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Posted - 2003.10.13 12:03:00 -
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ooo Evol display their true skills grats guys you rock..........ROFL nubs
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