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Aston Martin DB5
Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2014.11.01 21:03:28 -
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Later dudes :) Let me know when this turns into a game  |

stoicfaux
5375
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Posted - 2014.11.01 21:04:50 -
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The game of how long will this remain on GD before it is moved to OOPE?
Or the game of how long before someone posts a snide retort?
WASABI: Warp Acceleration System Ancillary Boost Injected(Gäó)
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Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
5033
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Posted - 2014.11.01 21:07:43 -
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It just turned into a game. Cancel biomass! Give me stuff is a game, yes?
Sovereignty and Population
New Mining Mechanics
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Bloody Slave
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
155
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Posted - 2014.11.01 21:37:22 -
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Ohh, you didn't know EVE is serious business?
Back in 2006 I made the same mistake. But I thought after all these years everyone already know: "EVE is not a game, but a career"

If your balls are hurt and bleeding don't sit in a pool full of piranhas (note to myself: don't complain in GD)
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Sol Project
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
81
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Posted - 2014.11.01 21:40:13 -
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Oh look, he doesn't get it.
Bye. |

Felicity Love
Imperium Galactic Navy
2157
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Posted - 2014.11.01 21:47:29 -
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Sol Project wrote:Oh look, he doesn't get it.
Bye.
And lucky us, it's one of those "EMO things" where he makes it our fault for wanting a better game .... cue "flushing noise" of biomass getting sucked out the airlock ...
"EVE is dying." -- The Four Forum Trolls of the Apocalypse.-á-á ( Pick four, any four. They all smell. -á)
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Marsha Mallow
1676
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Posted - 2014.11.01 21:50:51 -
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So mean.
o7 
(Fedo pls)
DON'T BE RIDICULOUS!
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Sol Project
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
81
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Posted - 2014.11.01 21:51:37 -
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Maybe he blames awoxxing, just to be funny. Or suicide ganking. Or wardecs.
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Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
5033
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Posted - 2014.11.01 21:52:31 -
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Felicity Love wrote:out the airlock ... You have no idea....
Two words: Protein Delicacies.
Sovereignty and Population
New Mining Mechanics
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Ima Wreckyou
The Conference Elite CODE.
412
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Posted - 2014.11.01 21:54:05 -
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Or the lack of it
the Code ALWAYS wins
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Sol Project
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
81
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Posted - 2014.11.01 21:54:31 -
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Abrazzar wrote:Felicity Love wrote:out the airlock ... You have no idea.... Two words: Protein Delicacies. Gross. Otoh, who knows what's really in Quafe, tobacco and spiced wine....
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stoicfaux
5375
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Posted - 2014.11.01 22:19:51 -
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Sol Project wrote:Abrazzar wrote:Felicity Love wrote:out the airlock ... You have no idea.... Two words: Protein Delicacies. Gross. Otoh, who knows what's really in Quafe, tobacco and spiced wine.... Well, we know what's in Quafe+...
edit: I guess it's a testament to EVE's stickiness that Quafe+ supplies are so limited.
WASABI: Warp Acceleration System Ancillary Boost Injected(Gäó)
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TigerXtrm
Black Thorne Corporation Black Thorne Alliance
912
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Posted - 2014.11.01 22:34:09 -
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Aston Martin DB5 wrote:Later dudes :) Let me know when this turns into a game 
Attention whores will not be missed. Don't let the grinder hatch hit you on the way down.
My YouTube Channel - EVE Tutorials & other game related things!
My Website - Blogs, Livestreams & Forums
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ISD Decoy
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
247
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Posted - 2014.11.01 22:45:17 -
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Quote:33. "Quitting" posts are only permitted on the Out of Pod Experience channel.
CCP recognize that during the course of gameplay a lot of friendships are made between players and that sometimes if a player is taking a break or departing from the EVE universe that they would like to say goodbye on the forums. Posts of this nature are only permitted on the Out of Pod Experience forum, and must be civil and well worded. Moved to OOPE.
ISD Decoy
Lieutenant Commander
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
17474
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Posted - 2014.11.02 19:52:40 -
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Says Biomassing.. still not in Doomheim.
Stuff is still in play!
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
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Ralph King-Griffin
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
6372
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Posted - 2014.11.03 11:32:36 -
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*sniffs stuff*
eeewww, it smells of failure and apathy
i don't want its stuff.
"I'm also quite confident that you are laughing
and it's the kind of laugh that gives normal people shivers."
=]I[=
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Debora Tsung
The Investment Bankers Guild
1319
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Posted - 2014.11.03 14:32:17 -
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Abrazzar wrote:Felicity Love wrote:out the airlock ... You have no idea.... Two words: Protein Delicacies. You won this thread. 
Stupidity should be a bannable offense.
Also This --> https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=216699
Please stop making "afk cloak" threads, thanks in advance.
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
5612
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Posted - 2014.11.03 21:55:37 -
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Another one unlocks the door....
Bring back DEEEEP Space!
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Graygor
1kB Realty 1kB Galactic
131863
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Posted - 2014.11.06 08:13:47 -
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He still hasnt biomassed yet.
I call fibbs!
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
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Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1880
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Posted - 2014.11.06 12:06:48 -
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Don't let the CQ door hit you on the way out!
Who am I kidding, that door moves for no one.
Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance)
"What if [climate change is] a big hoax and we create a better world for nothing?" -comic on Greenmonk
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Ria Nieyli
22155
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Posted - 2014.11.06 13:08:43 -
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Dude, don't biomass yourself! You have so much to live for! Family, children, your friends. Think of how sad they'll be after you're gone.
Mirrored eyes
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Graygor
1kB Realty 1kB Galactic
131973
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Posted - 2014.11.06 13:18:17 -
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Ria Nieyli wrote:Dude, don't biomass yourself! You have so much to live for! Family, children, your friends. Think of how sad they'll be after you're gone.
Delicious when also biomassed and served with soy sauce and some ginger.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
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Ria Nieyli
22155
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Posted - 2014.11.06 13:20:11 -
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I hate soy sauce.
Mirrored eyes
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Dersen Lowery
Drinking in Station
1266
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Posted - 2014.11.06 15:58:21 -
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Graygor wrote:He still hasnt biomassed yet.
I call fibbs!
He probably just discovered that there's a cooldown timer on the feature now.
Proud founder and member of the Belligerent Desirables.
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
17540
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Posted - 2014.11.07 02:50:39 -
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5 days..
We been waiting 5 days op...
I call shenanigans.
We should all petition to have GMs forcibly biomass op. He cant claim he didn't want that.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
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Debora Tsung
The Investment Bankers Guild
1319
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Posted - 2014.11.07 09:24:41 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:5 days..
We been waiting 5 days op...
I call shenanigans.
We should all petition to have GMs forcibly biomass op. He cant claim he didn't want that. That could be done on some kind of gladiatorial fight.
4 suspects unwilling to biomass thrown into a pit, various medieval weapons strewn around, trapdoors with dangerous animals beneath and a timer. If one victor arises before the timer runs out (bonus points for disemboweling his oponents and biting into still beating hearts) he gets to live, if the timer runs out and more than one guy is still standing, the GM in his Ultradestructoid Deathbot comes along and incinerates everything. Possibly slowly.
The show even could have a childs program where the little ones can wach the fedos feed on the incinerated leftovers of the fight (little fedo treats only 10 isk per piece).
Stupidity should be a bannable offense.
Also This --> https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=216699
Please stop making "afk cloak" threads, thanks in advance.
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Katsu Kho
Kho Incorporated
4298
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Posted - 2014.11.07 10:57:42 -
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Debora Tsung wrote:Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:5 days..
We been waiting 5 days op...
I call shenanigans.
We should all petition to have GMs forcibly biomass op. He cant claim he didn't want that. That could be done on some kind of gladiatorial fight. 4 suspects unwilling to biomass thrown into a pit, various medieval weapons strewn around, trapdoors with dangerous animals beneath and a timer. If one victor arises before the timer runs out (bonus points for disemboweling his oponents and biting into still beating hearts) he gets to live, if the timer runs out and more than one guy is still standing, the GM in his Ultradestructoid Deathbot comes along and incinerates everything. Possibly slowly. The show even could have a childs program where the little ones can wach the fedos feed on the incinerated leftovers of the fight (little fedo treats only 10 isk per piece).
I can see this becoming a chronicle
Katsu Kho
Ambassador of the Jin-Mei Interstellar Space Bushid+ě council
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
17546
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Posted - 2014.11.08 03:26:01 -
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Debora Tsung wrote: That could be done on some kind of gladiatorial fight.
4 suspects unwilling to biomass thrown into a pit, various medieval weapons strewn around, trapdoors with dangerous animals beneath and a timer. If one victor arises before the timer runs out (bonus points for disemboweling his oponents and biting into still beating hearts) he gets to live, if the timer runs out and more than one guy is still standing, the GM in his Ultradestructoid Deathbot comes along and incinerates everything. Possibly slowly.
The show even could have a childs program where the little ones can wach the fedos feed on the incinerated leftovers of the fight (little fedo treats only 10 isk per piece).
Katsu Kho wrote:I can see this becoming a chronicle
Aston Martin DB5 stood breathless. Every inhale was agony. Ribs were definitely broken. How was Capn SmacK Swagger still be alive? His last attack with the trident had pierced him through the abdomen, and Capn SmacK Swagger was bleeding profusely, with what Aston could only imagine was a portion of his intestine hanging out. Still Capn SmacK Swagger drew breath.
Aston looked up at the clock. One minute remained.
The arena floor was covered in blood. In the corner was the heap of flesh that was once ForumAlt778. Aston had defeated him swiftly. YoloHashtagAirBiscuit's corpse still switched nearby. At the onset of the match he had been hit in the throat with a mace by Capn SmacK Swagger, and left to gurgle his last few moments of life away.
Now it was jus the two of them.. circling each other like rabid animals. Both bloody, beaten, barely alive. Capn SmacK Swagger held his stomach with his mostly shattered right arm, and held his mace as firmly as he could with his bloody left. Capn SmacK Swagger closed his eyes for a brief second in pain, and that moment was all Aston needed. He lunged forward with his trident, but the weapon was too slippery with gore, and the trident sail from his grasp, narrowly missing Capn SmacK Swagger's head. Aston fell to the ground and screamed in pain as the broken ribs dug in and tore at bruised muscle. Capn SmacK Swagger, spurred on by Aston's screams swung his mace with as much strength as he could muster.
Aston saw it coming towards him. Everything suddenly went into slow motion.. as if time itself had slowed. Then, a buzzer sound interrupted the scene. Both combatants found themselves frozen in mid fight. Aston couldn't move his head, but moved his eyes to look at the timer.. which now flashed 00:00.
Time was up.
Slowly the crowd began to chant. Ar-Cade. Ar-Cade. Ar-Cade. And soon, the ground started shaking to the rhythm of the chant. A giant doorway appeared at the end of the arena, and slowly it began to open. The crowd's chanting turned to a roar as GM Arcade emerged followed by a massive mech. It was the Ultradestructoid Deathbot. Death-bot, death-bot, death-bot! The crowd now began to chant. GM Arcade looked down at the 2 men and smiled. He stuck out his fist. The crowds chants stopped. The entire arena was now focused on GM Arcade's hand.
He stuck his thumb out slowly to the side. Murmurs were heard from the lower levels of the arena seating area. GM Arcade's expression became sinister, and his thumb slowly pointed downward.
The crowd erupted in cheer. The Ultradestructoid Deathbot advanced towards the men.
Terror gripped Aston Martin DB5 and Capn SmacK Swagger as they slowly they were enveloped in a globular force bubble. From inside, the bubble turned everything a reddish hue. The atmosphere inside the field began to heat up. Labored breaths now became torture as the burning hot air was searing their lungs. Steam, and finally smoke began to come off the still frozen men. Moments later, the field was enveloped in flames, and both men were incinerated.
The crowd roared and applauded. Children ran to the railings and waved at the now departing GM Arcade and his Ultradestructoid Deathbot, who smiled and returned the gestures. Before passing through the doorway, GM Arcade turned, and with his mighty voice he boomed "Release the Fedos!!!!". He then turned and walked through the doorway, which shut behind him.
The children screamed with glee as the little creatures scurried from their holes into the arena. The fedos ran straight for the charred remains first, and within seconds had finished their appetizer. Soon the remains of ForumAlt778 and YoloHashtagAirBiscuit were covered in Fedos, happily feasting while the children cheered them on. Soon, the arena was clean. Every scrap was gone. No evidence remained at all of the bloody battle that had just occurred. The fedos all scurried back to their holes, and the walls became solid again.
The crowd all sat back in their seats and looked up at the clock. The 00:00 was replaced with 4:00. A small door at the far end of the arena opened, and four more men were led out onto the grounds....
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
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Derrick Miles
EVENumbers
11915
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Posted - 2014.11.08 14:47:15 -
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That was... awesome. |

Debora Tsung
The Investment Bankers Guild
1323
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Posted - 2014.11.08 18:42:19 -
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I would totally buy a ticket to see that. 
Stupidity should be a bannable offense.
Also This --> https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=216699
Please stop making "afk cloak" threads, thanks in advance.
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