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Axel Greye Nova Ardour 4	Posted - 2011.11.27 03:52:00 - [1] - Quote And thus we damned our souls. When a young confident but hopelessly naive pilot asked to join our ranks, boasting of his 3.5bil Golem, we accepted him gladly into our bosom, and invited him to join us in a good old level 4 mission. he promptly came out, and rushed to our side, where we hastily granted him the role of starbase equiptment manager (accident insurance) and proceeded to relieve him of his Golem by means of forced ejection and pod destruction. revelling in the spoils of our skullduggery, the young member seemed to be taking things rather well. He asked if this could serve as his trial for joining the corp. seeing possibility for further skullduggery but not quite being in the mood to relieve him of his caracal, we told him his golem had been jump freightered into our nullsec POS, located in Russian Sov Nullsec. The young trusting trooper proceeds to make his way deep into the heart of nullsec with his trusty caracal, whilst we flaunt his mighty golem back in the comfy realms of Dodixie. Upon arrival in said 0.0 system (which we did NOT expect), we mentioned that he should launch his probes to find our Wormhole. "you did bring probes right?" So our little trooper goes the 25 jumps back to highsec, to pickup a probe capable ship, and proceeds to make the entire journey all over again. Although dying this time. But oh no, our man is determined to see his golem again! he attempts the voyage a third time, this time making it back to nullsec with a prober and an Iron Will of determination. He probes every signature in the system and finally, finds his prize, the wormhole. ...which happens to be a highsec bridge that takes him to within 4 jumps of Dodixie. .....At which point his 24 hours of Starbase equiptment manager is up, and we promptly remove him from our corp and wish him on his merry way. On reflection, I almost feel bad for him. But then I remember this is Eve, and say Time well spent. See you all in hell.
KrakizBad Eve Defence Force Fatal Ascension 63	Posted - 2011.11.27 04:33:00 - [2] - Quote That is some epic griefing. I salute you sir! http://dl.dropbox.com/u/39006524/DumbHiseccers.jpg
Zions Child Odyssey Inc SpaceMonkey's Alliance 175	Posted - 2011.11.27 05:04:00 - [3] - Quote I... I love you. This is wonderful.
Zedrik Cayne Standards and Practices 40	Posted - 2011.11.27 05:32:00 - [4] - Quote I approve of this product or service... That is a 24 hour epic. -- You are the internet equivalent of a Mars bar filled with stupid.
Jiska Ensa School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State 27	Posted - 2011.11.27 05:44:00 - [5] - Quote Axel Greye wrote: ...Upon arrival in said 0.0 system (which we did NOT expect)... ...finds his prize, the wormhole. ...which happens to be a highsec bridge that takes him to within 4 jumps of Dodixie. Clearly, the eve-gods wanted him to have his Golem back. Now that you've defied their wishes, you will indeed burn forever in Eve-hell (also known as Providence)
Gerrick Palivorn Caldari Provisions Caldari State 15	Posted - 2011.11.27 05:47:00 - [6] - Quote Keep up the good work! Loved the story
Berendas Clandestine Vector THE SPACE P0LICE 19	Posted - 2011.11.27 05:50:00 - [7] - Quote Well done, the narration was almost as good as the content
Angry Onions Dark Pheonix Technologies 169	Posted - 2011.11.27 05:58:00 - [8] - Quote You sir, have can-flipped my heart, I salute you. I am speechless. E .-+ ` ' / -+. F Your Carebear tears fuel us Heil Hizzle Mein Nizzles.
Russell Casey One Ton Reverberation Project 102	Posted - 2011.11.27 05:59:00 - [9] - Quote You should be afraid. If he was willing to go through all that just to join, imagine what he'll do to get revenge.
I likegirls Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic 36	Posted - 2011.11.27 06:04:00 - [10] - Quote Why did you boot him? You could have probably kept that going for another day or two with how stupid he was.

JitaJane Science and Trade Institute Caldari State 126	Posted - 2011.11.27 07:31:00 - [11] - Quote Junior showed a ToN of heart (if maybe not so much brains) I'd certainly fly with him. 90% of of the time my posts are about something I actually find interesting and want to learn more about. Do not be alarmed.
Molly Molotov Sunshine In A Cup 10	Posted - 2011.11.27 07:55:00 - [12] - Quote JitaJane wrote: Junior showed a ToN of heart (if maybe not so much brains) I'd certainly fly with him. Alas, his little heart 'twas broken and he is now a jaded, spiteful shell of his former self.
Nathan Jameson Talocan Dominion Talocan United 96	Posted - 2011.11.27 08:11:00 - [13] - Quote JitaJane wrote: Junior showed a ToN of heart (if maybe not so much brains) I'd certainly fly with him. In my experience, heart is rather easy to come by in this game. Not so much good sense.
Lady Spank GET OUT NASTY FACE 203	Posted - 2011.11.27 09:30:00 - [14] - Quote Thats pretty funny, esp the wormhole pointing him back to Dodixie of course! To be honest, considering his attitude and the fact that his willingness led to such an amusing turn of events, I'd be inclined to return the Golem for having such a good attitude towards EVE :P (a¦á_a¦â) ~ Get Out, Nasty Face ~ (a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)(a¦á_a¦â)
Axel Greye Nova Ardour 11	Posted - 2011.11.27 14:16:00 - [15] - Quote Lady Spank wrote: Thats pretty funny, esp the wormhole pointing him back to Dodixie of course! To be honest, considering his attitude and the fact that his willingness led to such an amusing turn of events, I'd be inclined to return the Golem for having such a good attitude towards EVE :P He was a trooper alright, but a gullible sod. we figured this was grounds enough for teaching him the true nature of the game and that we were in fact doing him a service. ;)
Tora Oni Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic 42	Posted - 2011.11.27 17:12:00 - [16] - Quote He knows where to find you at dodixie ... where you always are. Might get a nice WD out of it....more PVP, lucky basterds !
Da Banker De Bank 0	Posted - 2011.11.27 21:22:00 - [17] - Quote Awww you made a lil boy cry. You're such rockstars!!! And you made a post about, super cool!!! Did your moms give you a cookie for this one? I hope so you truely and surely earned it.
Ammzi Imperial Guardians Blazing Angels Alliance 138	Posted - 2011.11.27 21:49:00 - [18] - Quote Props to one loyal bastard. If he was really sincere about this you just lost one dedicated pilot. quote CCP Spitfire "Hello Im Blue,"
Azelor Delaria Nova Ardour 83	Posted - 2011.11.27 22:00:00 - [19] - Quote Ammzi wrote: Props to one loyal bastard. If he was really sincere about this you just lost one dedicated pilot. THIS IS WHAT I ******* SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I told you I wasn't crazy on this one, Axel...!
Axel Greye Nova Ardour 11	Posted - 2011.11.27 22:07:00 - [20] - Quote Azelor Delaria wrote: Ammzi wrote: Props to one loyal bastard. If he was really sincere about this you just lost one dedicated pilot. THIS IS WHAT I ******* SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I told you I wasn't crazy on this one, Axel...! I know, I just like being a bastard every once in a while.

Destiny Corrupted Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company 130	Posted - 2011.11.27 22:27:00 - [21] - Quote I'm all for scamming and generally being an asshat, but I still have to say that loyalty and dedication on that level is worth more than the paltry sum you got from the con. At the very least, I would've given him back a third of his stuff back, given him a lecture, and offered him an actual position. But I guess when you're a barrel-trousered Dodixie-camping pauper, you grab whatever you can get, right?
Aggressive Nutmeg 38	Posted - 2011.11.27 23:27:00 - [22] - Quote Ammzi wrote: Props to one loyal bastard. If he was really sincere about this you just lost one dedicated pilot. Sorry lads, that's exactly what I was thinking too. Distrustful, suspicious, incredulous, anti-social folk are as common as muck in Eve. Loyal, trusting, eager souls are as rare as rocking horse shitaki. Certainly worth more than a Golem!
Axel Greye Nova Ardour 12	Posted - 2011.11.27 23:33:00 - [23] - Quote Aggressive Nutmeg wrote: Ammzi wrote: Props to one loyal bastard. If he was really sincere about this you just lost one dedicated pilot. Sorry lads, that's exactly what I was thinking too. Distrustful, suspicious, incredulous, anti-social folk are as common as muck in Eve. Loyal, trusting, eager souls are as rare as rocking horse shitaki. Certainly worth more than a Golem! Nice to see my thread is drawing the line between folks who can appreciate a good bit of grief, And people who think that inexperienced and naive pilots are a rare breed in eve.
Vegan McBacon Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation 0	Posted - 2011.11.28 00:04:00 - [24] - Quote Axel Greye wrote: Nice to see my thread is drawing the line between folks who can appreciate a good bit of grief, And people who think that inexperienced and naive pilots are a rare breed in eve. Even the worst griefers in the game draw a line somewhere, otherwise they'd be flying alone. You're the one showing his ass by demonstrating that no matter how loyal someone is to you, there is no point at which you reciprocate. If I were in your corp right now I'd be reconsidering whether you're someone I should give MY loyalty to.
veshna wildsun Zombie Horde 3	Posted - 2011.11.28 00:15:00 - [25] - Quote My BS detector is in the red on this one. Im going to mark this up as a mission runners piracy fantasy.
Lee Janssen Nova Ardour 0	Posted - 2011.11.28 00:25:00 - [26] - Quote I take full responsibility, -Janssen PS: I was There! Somewhere!
Lee Janssen Nova Ardour 0	Posted - 2011.11.28 00:29:00 - [27] - Quote veshna wildsun wrote: My BS detector is in the red on this one. Im going to mark this up as a mission runners piracy fantasy. Twas frapsed, axel or i will link it when it's up.
veshna wildsun Zombie Horde 3	Posted - 2011.11.28 00:44:00 - [28] - Quote Lee Janssen wrote: veshna wildsun wrote: My BS detector is in the red on this one. Im going to mark this up as a mission runners piracy fantasy. Twas frapsed, axel or i will link it when it's up. um what?
Lee Janssen Nova Ardour 0	Posted - 2011.11.28 00:51:00 - [29] - Quote veshna wildsun wrote: Lee Janssen wrote: veshna wildsun wrote: My BS detector is in the red on this one. Im going to mark this up as a mission runners piracy fantasy. Twas frapsed, axel or i will link it when it's up. um what? The whole EVENT, of the golem, was FRAPSED, aka recorded... so.. yea, hard to see what you didn't understand.
Alyssa Yotosala School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State 34	Posted - 2011.11.28 01:14:00 - [30] - Quote Lee Janssen wrote: veshna wildsun wrote: Lee Janssen wrote: veshna wildsun wrote: My BS detector is in the red on this one. Im going to mark this up as a mission runners piracy fantasy. Twas frapsed, axel or i will link it when it's up. um what? The whole EVENT, of the golem, was FRAPSED, aka recorded... so.. yea, hard to see what you didn't understand. The whole EVENT even? So you frapsed the entire 24 hour period? And then put it up on youtube? lol, u so funny.



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