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Daszha
Gallente
Research Associates
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Posted - 2006.09.01 09:18:00 -
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The mating ritual of the Brutix
From the far flung reaches of the universe they converge, drawn by a primal instinct to mate. The Solari Constructs are nothing compared to raging fires that roar within the mexallon tritanium alloy hulls of these beasts. Recently conservation groups have been worried about the decline in numbers of these fine creatures, the ice fields that they once used as their nurseries are diminishing. However, conservationists are pleased this year; numbers of Brutix recorded are up 20%.
The Gallente based conservationist group ôBlue peaceö issued this statement:
ôAlthough we are pleased with the significant rise of Brutix recorded this year, and we hope that this will be a continuing trend. We are concerned that this apparent success will detract from other environmental issues; ASCNs reckless mining operations in the south, the continued use of highly polluting MWDs and Afterburners. ô
The mating ritual of the Brutix is strange; however as with all species, it is somewhat messy. The Brutix flock to the Solari Constructs, from here they spread out to neighboring moons and begin the copulation. A male Brutix can eject up to 1157 units of Megacyte in the act of activating the fertilization module of a female. When mating both Brutix shut all sensors except close proximity sensors (1000m), this is a fact that is preyed upon by the unscrupulous. The Megacyte ejected by the male Brutix at climax is highly valuable.
Istvaan Shogaatsu has his headquarter located nearby and is also known to be responsible for the hiring of mercenaries to illegally hunt Brutix, no certain links can be established so he cannot be prosecuted. Istvaan himself is known to enjoy the exotic drink ôMegacytiö that has as a key component; Brutix ejected Megacyte.
Many say that Brutix are highly intelligent creatures and this is the reason we should preserve them. Scientists from ISS; who recently destroyed a remote Brutix colony through the building of a POS, claim that:
ôThere is nothing inside a Brutix, structural or otherwise that is intelligent.ö
In the interest of balance we decided to interview a Brutix hunter, this is what one had to say:
ôI will have no man in my boatàthat is not afraid of a Brutix. IÆve seen a Brutix pull a ship into a sun while the crew tried to disengage the tractor beam, arr, sorry sight it was. I wonÆt try and justify meself, little Meziah needs to be put through University of Caille School, thatÆs allö
Concord has just made this statement:
ôWe understand that many are concerned with the plight of the Brutix, this is why we intend to set up the IARS (Interstellar Animal Rights Service)ö
This reporter is skeptical about the speed with which the IARS will be setup; they have enough trouble with traffic calming measures and pirates at the moment.
Next week, I will be reporting on the new hood ornament fashion that is sweeping Minmatar.
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Tao Han
Caldari
Crucial Electronics
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Posted - 2006.09.01 09:19:00 -
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Ordo Lucius
Buy Loyal Approval
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Posted - 2006.09.01 09:22:00 -
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LOL!
Almost like a big cow... but with guns and a warp drive... maybe "not like a cow" is more accurate...
In any case, "MOOOOOOooooooooo"....
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"...the first rule of Fight Club is... Letting go of the 'W' key = Camping..."
ctohrrounanenlsves***edprtoemeaiuayc + T (6) |
Linerra Tedora
Amarr
Criss Cross
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Posted - 2006.09.01 09:22:00 -
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lol... 
EvE-CCG Spoiler Database |
Skawl
GeoTech
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Posted - 2006.09.01 09:34:00 -
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Made me smile before my morning coffee... and thats not an easy task.
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Twilight Moon
Minmatar
eXceed Inc.
Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.09.01 09:43:00 -
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whats next?
Brutix Hotline!
Is your Brutix feeling sad and lonely? Does it float listlessly in space, rocking from side to side?
Perhaps it needs a partner!
Call 1-800-BRUTIX-ME now, and we'll give your Brutix a good time.
...on the other hand using a banana might be a viable alternative.
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Disco Flint
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.09.01 09:50:00 -
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 Originally by: Daszha
A male Brutix can eject up to 1157 units of Megacyte in the act of activating the fertilization module of a female. When mating both Brutix shut all sensors except close proximity sensors (1000m), this is a fact that is preyed upon by the unscrupulous. The Megacyte ejected by the male Brutix at climax is highly valuable.
First thought: "Man, I'd farm that and get so rich..."
Second thought: "wait... ewwwwwww"
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Michiyo Daishi
Royal Knights of Khanid
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Posted - 2006.09.01 10:12:00 -
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someone just HAD to add in Istvaan, ISS, and CONCORD into this
oh and LOL!
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want a sig like mine? 5m!
Woot first, maybe Eris will poke it later - Xorus
I¦ll be gentle *WHIPS* that was me being gentle -eris |
Arkanor
Gallente
The Scope
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Posted - 2006.09.01 10:23:00 -
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Originally by: Twilight Moon
whats next?
Brutix Hotline!
Is your Brutix feeling sad and lonely? Does it float listlessly in space, rocking from side to side?
Perhaps it needs a partner!
Call 1-800-BRUTIX-ME now, and we'll give your Brutix a good time.
My brutix committed assisted suicide.
Originally by: Ghosthowl
WoW = hardcore paladins smashin dat face.
Originally by: HippoKing
I just cried, you know that? |
Skawl
GeoTech
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Posted - 2006.09.01 10:48:00 -
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Edited by: Skawl on 01/09/2006 10:48:47
Did it sit in a darkened hanger crying about how no-one loves it first?
EDIT: Missed the word 'assisted' in there the first read.
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Admiral Pieg
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.09.01 10:56:00 -
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megacyte eh?
*stimulates his brutix*
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Mitchman
Omniscient Order
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Posted - 2006.09.01 11:24:00 -
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You are incorrect, Brutix does not mate like that. Here's the evidence: http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=308783
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Preliator
Caldari
The Wolves' Pack
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Posted - 2006.09.01 11:40:00 -
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Hilarious. Can't wait for the next one.
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Verus Potestas
Caldari
Fiat Mort
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Posted - 2006.09.01 11:42:00 -
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I lolled.
Hey that sig reminds me of my tempest - Xorus |
Rashmika Clavain
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Posted - 2006.09.01 11:45:00 -
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rofl!
Although thinking about it, increasing hte Brutix's agility would aid conservation attmpts immeasurably!
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Daszha
Gallente
Research Associates
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Posted - 2006.09.01 11:56:00 -
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Originally by: Mitchman
You are incorrect, Brutix does not mate like that. Here's the evidence: http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=308783
I hadn't come across this accomplished documentary before, thank you. I must point out that the documentary displays the mating habits of the Dominix; Brutix and Dominix although alike, can be distinguished not only by their colour but the absence of a tail in the Dominix genus.
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Kate Darieux
Celestial Horizon Corp.
Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.09.01 12:15:00 -
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Originally by: Admiral Pieg
megacyte eh?
*stimulates his brutix*
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Erfnam
Time Cube Syndicate
Daikoku Trade Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.09.01 13:11:00 -
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Quality!
Recruiting
Casino - Monitor Thread |
Dahak2150
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Posted - 2006.09.01 14:14:00 -
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My sig is boring. |
Gee'Kin
Tha Specialz
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Posted - 2006.09.01 14:15:00 -
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My Eyes didnt hurt. Nice one dude :p
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Plz tickle my brain. I wanna have a Brainfart !
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Juwi Kotch
Gallente
VIRTUAL LIFE VANGUARD
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Posted - 2006.09.01 14:34:00 -
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Very interesting... Do Brutix' pop out there offspring just like the Dominix' ?
Juwi Kotch
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MuffinsRevenger
EmpiresMod
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Posted - 2006.09.01 15:45:00 -
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Creepy!
Originally by: The Wizz117
jeez those guyz @ ccp talk like sweedish nobody will take u seriouse with that cind of accent.
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Splagada
Minmatar
Tides of Silence
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Posted - 2006.09.01 15:46:00 -
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Originally by: Tao Han
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Recruiting : Looking for traders and miners who understand this is a game.
Looking for mineral supplies |
Kayleis
Amarr
Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2006.09.01 16:28:00 -
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Weird. |
Tsanse Kinske
WeMeanYouKnowHarm
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Posted - 2006.09.01 16:50:00 -
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" The Megacyte ejected by the male Brutix at climax is highly valuable."
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Wintermoon
Interstellar eXodus
R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2006.09.01 20:01:00 -
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EVE biology class 101 ftw!
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000Hunter000
Gallente
Dummy Inc.
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Posted - 2006.09.01 20:19:00 -
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is it just me or does the brutix really do like the ebil spawn of a DOMI???
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Cycerin Strikebeam
Gallente
House of Tempers
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Posted - 2006.09.01 20:24:00 -
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The illustrations are priceless.
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Debunker
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Posted - 2006.09.01 20:26:00 -
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WTF
Nothing else to say but imagination... fertile... weird
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TheHumannBee
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Posted - 2006.09.01 20:43:00 -
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Originally by: Twilight Moon
whats next?
Brutix Hotline!
Is your Brutix feeling sad and lonely? Does it float listlessly in space, rocking from side to side?
Perhaps it needs a partner!
Call 1-800-BRUTIX-ME now, and we'll give your Brutix a good time.
Your sig worked perfectly for this post...yuck
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