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MrMann
Bastage Incorporated
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Posted - 2006.09.07 16:19:00 -
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Edited by: MrMann on 07/09/2006 16:34:54
BASTAGE - O - GRAM
Sadly, the low security areas of Lonetrek near Tribute have become unsafe for those wonderful folks that live there. This disturbs the leadership of Bastage, Inc. greatly. Why? Because, darn it!, we love.
Yes, we are somewhat exhausted from our months of work in Aridia removing the riff-raff. It was stressful. It was bloody. But today, Aridia is a paradise due solely to our unselfish, yet humble, efforts.
So, Bastage, Inc., will now work hand-in-hand with the residents of Tribute in an effort to bring law, order and a fresh rosy scent to the aforementioned border regions thereof.
How you ask?
Simple. If you do not have a 5.0 or better standing with Tribute Command Authority you will be shot and pod killed on site. This goes for war ships. Haulers. Miners. Shuttles. And even puppies in helpless barges. Please note that your cargo will also be confiscated and donated to the Tribute Region Orphans Fund (Bastage, Inc. - Treasurer). <sniff> Excuse me but I always get verklimpt when I think of the poor little tikes we help.
We realize that this will result in our Concord Security Statuses being shot to heck. But to achieve the greater good, itĘs worth it. I know, I know, we are selfless.
Want access to the region? No problemo. Please contact Tribute Command Authority (figure it out on your own or Evemail your friendly Bastage Representative in-game for a pointer on who to contact) to obtain positive standing in the area.
Fair warning for those that trespass in the area.
With Love,
The Bastages _______________________________________________
Proud Member of the Greater Tribute Security Service. |

Perin Alt
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Posted - 2006.09.07 16:49:00 -
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ROFL
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Deva Blackfire
DAB RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2006.09.07 16:53:00 -
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Originally by: MrMann
Want access to the region? No problemo. Please contact Tribute Command Authority (figure it out on your own or Evemail your friendly Bastage Representative in-game for a pointer on who to contact) to obtain positive standing in the area.
Uhm... you mean Tribute region? :D And i need to ask you if i can stay there? :D
(no i dont know your corp and dont care tbh ;p)
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Arcterran
Amarr Shinra Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2006.09.07 17:35:00 -
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This thread needs a banner to bring it all together.
I have it on good authority that the residents of Tribute have asked for a lavender fresh scent. Make is so #1.
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slothe
Caldari Forsaken Empire
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Posted - 2006.09.07 17:44:00 -
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Edited by: slothe on 07/09/2006 17:44:00 i have screenies of the pilots due to enforce this rule...
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Turiya Flesharrower
Beagle Corp
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Posted - 2006.09.07 17:47:00 -
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Oh this ought to be good... -----
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Crypt
Gallente Raging Ratel Alliance
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Posted - 2006.09.07 18:45:00 -
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Originally by: Arcterran This thread needs a banner to bring it all together.
I have it on good authority that the residents of Tribute have asked for a lavender fresh scent. Make is so #1.
Sorry Cap'n but we're down to just Pine fresh, vanilla and citrus breeze scents! Its all we've got! We can't give it no more!
Quote: It is a poor sort of man who is content to be spoon-fed knowledge that has been filtered through the canon of religious or political belief
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MrMann
Bastage Incorporated
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Posted - 2006.09.07 18:55:00 -
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Originally by: Deva Blackfire
Originally by: MrMann
Want access to the region? No problemo. Please contact Tribute Command Authority (figure it out on your own or Evemail your friendly Bastage Representative in-game for a pointer on who to contact) to obtain positive standing in the area.
Uhm... you mean Tribute region? :D And i need to ask you if i can stay there? :D
(no i dont know your corp and dont care tbh ;p)
<Reads over extensive list of friendlies>
Your Alliance is already +5 to us. So yes we are here to help you protect the Taisy entrance way. And all for no fee whatsoever!! Gosh ain't it great?
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Proud Member of the Greater Tribute Security Service. |

Deva Blackfire
DAB RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2006.09.07 19:39:00 -
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Originally by: MrMann
Originally by: Deva Blackfire
Originally by: MrMann
Want access to the region? No problemo. Please contact Tribute Command Authority (figure it out on your own or Evemail your friendly Bastage Representative in-game for a pointer on who to contact) to obtain positive standing in the area.
Uhm... you mean Tribute region? :D And i need to ask you if i can stay there? :D
(no i dont know your corp and dont care tbh ;p)
<Reads over extensive list of friendlies>
Your Alliance is already +5 to us. So yes we are here to help you protect the Taisy entrance way. And all for no fee whatsoever!! Gosh ain't it great?
If you start pwning TCF in lowsec - works for me ;p
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Hudsonn
Minmatar FireTech Imperium Alliance
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Posted - 2006.09.07 19:44:00 -
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Aridia will miss thee!  ___________________________ -Hud-FireTech- |

Chewan Mesa
Beagle Corp
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Posted - 2006.09.07 21:27:00 -
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UnSiViLiZeD
Beagle Corp
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Posted - 2006.09.07 21:29:00 -
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GL, youll need lots of it........ _______________________________________________ Life is a game if your not winning you must be loseing.
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Archonon
Caldari Section XIII Tau Ceti Federation
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Posted - 2006.09.07 21:32:00 -
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Edited by: Archonon on 07/09/2006 21:32:43
Originally by: Deva Blackfire
Originally by: MrMann
Originally by: Deva Blackfire
Originally by: MrMann
Want access to the region? No problemo. Please contact Tribute Command Authority (figure it out on your own or Evemail your friendly Bastage Representative in-game for a pointer on who to contact) to obtain positive standing in the area.
Uhm... you mean Tribute region? :D And i need to ask you if i can stay there? :D
(no i dont know your corp and dont care tbh ;p)
<Reads over extensive list of friendlies>
Your Alliance is already +5 to us. So yes we are here to help you protect the Taisy entrance way. And all for no fee whatsoever!! Gosh ain't it great?
If you start pwning TCF in lowsec - works for me ;p
U're really a band of carebears for asking help from anyone. Shame. _______________________
Exitus Acta Probat |

Shadowsword
Gallente COLSUP Tau Ceti Federation
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Posted - 2006.09.07 21:32:00 -
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Please define "residents of Tribute" a bit more clearly, because it could mean anyone who currently own a conquerable station there.
Announcements should be clear and unambiguous.
------------------------------------------ Nuhwall: Why are some Amarr ships warping backward? Shadowsword: whatever happen, if they need to flee they can honestly say the faced the enemy. |

Shadowsword
Gallente COLSUP Tau Ceti Federation
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Posted - 2006.09.07 21:34:00 -
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Archonon, calm down, ok? One member doesn't represent an alliance.
------------------------------------------ Nuhwall: Why are some Amarr ships warping backward? Shadowsword: whatever happen, if they need to flee they can honestly say the faced the enemy. |

Shiraz Merlot
Octavian Vanguard
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Posted - 2006.09.07 21:54:00 -
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Originally by: Shadowsword Archonon, calm down, ok? One member doesn't represent an alliance.
Don't worry. Just about everyone who pays attention to these boards knows that he's your smacktalker-in-chief. He just needs to work on his technique >:)
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Fred0
Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2006.09.07 21:59:00 -
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Originally by: Archonon U're really a band of carebears for asking help from anyone. Shame.
Archonon lmao. I suggest you raise some cash ingame instead of misunderstanding people on forums dude 
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Robet Katrix
Beagle Corp
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Posted - 2006.09.08 00:06:00 -
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sweet, dont forget Obe, that area needs more targets, errr.... i mean police.
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Padijun Siger
Jita Bureau of Investigation
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Posted - 2006.09.08 02:48:00 -
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Originally by: slothe Edited by: slothe on 07/09/2006 17:44:00 i have screenies of the pilots due to enforce this rule...
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Please don't post pictures on the forums - link them instead - Serathu ([email protected])
hahahah I had some of these books probably 17 or 18 years ago 
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Deva Blackfire
DAB RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2006.09.08 05:17:00 -
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Edited by: Deva Blackfire on 08/09/2006 05:20:37
Originally by: Fred0
Originally by: Archonon U're really a band of carebears for asking help from anyone. Shame.
Archonon lmao. I suggest you raise some cash ingame instead of misunderstanding people on forums dude 
Sorry Fred0 i wont post gain on forums. We need more tritanium so im back to mining :P
Quote: Don't worry. Just about everyone who pays attention to these boards knows that he's your smacktalker-in-chief. He just needs to work on his technique >:)
You are mistaking me with someone else. Im SO sure of it :)
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Torquemanda Corteaz
Gallente Infinite Improbability Inc
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Posted - 2006.09.08 05:43:00 -
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you shouldn't of put tribute in the name of the title....
would've made the thread less smacky
have fun with your security stuff
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Kinsy
Celestial Apocalypse
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Posted - 2006.09.08 10:11:00 -
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Time for the CELES Police!
Nee Naw Nee Naw
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Joycalyn
REUNI0N Red Alliance
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Posted - 2006.09.08 11:16:00 -
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Originally by: slothe Edited by: slothe on 07/09/2006 17:44:00 i have screenies of the pilots due to enforce this rule...
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ROFL Have you recieved your smack immunization? Call 555-STFU |
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