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Archbishop
Amarr
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2006.09.09 05:08:00 -
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Garreck is a dedicated servant of the Amarrian Empire who has proven his worth to the chosen race. I find it hard to believe he could fall to this level and do such a thing. Nonetheless Garreck if you need to discuss something I am available to hear your confession.
Archbishop
PIE Priest
PIE WEBSITE & FORUMS
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Garrecks girlfriend
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Posted - 2006.09.09 08:58:00 -
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How can you hear his confession, when you captured the whole thing on holoreel?
FORSHAME!!!!
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Mebrithiel Ju'wien
Minmatar
Blood Inquisition
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Posted - 2006.09.09 17:36:00 -
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Oh! The drama!
Besides, Garreck knows how he likes his girls: Sebiestors in bondage.
Aren't I right, Garreck? 
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Red Six
Reikoku
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.09.09 22:51:00 -
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I don't know, she seems to be an attractive Khanid lass. Though she does look a bit sad and disappointed in her picture. Although I suppose any woman that spent time with Garreck would look like that, sad and disappointed.
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Vera Nosfyu
Minmatar
Stormriders
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Posted - 2006.09.09 23:55:00 -
[35]
 Originally by: Mebrithiel Ju'wien
Oh! The drama!
Besides, Garreck knows how he likes his girls: Sebiestors in bondage.
Aren't I right, Garreck?
Oh that's not fair. Everyone likes sSebiestor girls in bondage.
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"Violence solves all problems, no man, no problem." --Josef Stalin |
Nikolai Nuvolari
Caldari
Gilead's Bullet
Kimotoro Directive
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Posted - 2006.09.10 00:07:00 -
[36]
Mmmm...
--------------------- Originally by: Herko Kerghans
Nik = win. Period.
Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw
Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
byahahahahaha!11 Sig Pwnt - Immy |
Garreck's Mom
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Posted - 2006.09.10 00:16:00 -
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Oh, Garreck, I'm so glad! I told the girls down at the salon that you weren't a limp-wristed weenie who loved shopping on the Crystal Boulevard. Now I have proof! Your father is going to be so happy too. He was starting to get worried, dear.
Now, if you'll just leave those silly Amarr alone and come back home. Your room is just like you left it, with all the models of the Thorax and Armageddon hanging from the cieling.
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Chester Molestor
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Posted - 2006.09.10 02:13:00 -
[38]
Well well well its a regular family reunion going on. Any other relatives going to make an appearance?
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Zhera
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Posted - 2006.09.11 06:45:00 -
[39]
Originally by: Garreck
I'm...not really sure what to say to these allegations. While my past is appropriately colorful given my cursed heritage, I have long since turned my back on worldly ways. Indeed, for the past seven months I have been in the direct service of the CVA, under whose strict guidance I haven't time for such...diversions.
None of this, however, does anything to assuage the grief of a mother who is looking at the prospect of bringing a child into the world without a father. I understand, looking at this woman's biographical information, that there is a demand for "child support." Perhaps it would be appropriate for me to step up and bear the karma of another's sin and pay the monthly cost?
So basically what Garreck is saying, is that he never gets laid.
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Vaslav Tchitcherine
Swag Co.
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Posted - 2006.09.11 09:01:00 -
[40]
Originally by: Zhera
So basically what Garreck is saying, is that he never gets laid.
That's what you get for choosing to live with Amarr.
v.
swag
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John Martin
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2006.09.11 09:09:00 -
[41]
Originally by: Vaslav Tchitcherine
Originally by: Zhera
So basically what Garreck is saying, is that he never gets laid.
That's what you get for choosing to live with Amarr.
I belive there is birthcontrol for thies things.
However I must agree with my supperior officers that Garreck is not the father of this child.
But I think The Imperial Academy whould love to take this little bundle of biomass and train it to be a fighter for the Empire
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Redwolf
Imperial Dreams
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2006.09.11 11:25:00 -
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Originally by: John Martin
Originally by: Vaslav Tchitcherine
Originally by: Zhera
So basically what Garreck is saying, is that he never gets laid.
That's what you get for choosing to live with Amarr.
I belive there is birthcontrol for thies things.
However I must agree with my supperior officers that Garreck is not the father of this child.
But I think The Imperial Academy whould love to take this little bundle of biomass and train it to be a fighter for the Empire
I'd imagine the SPCS would be more appropriate.
Originally by: HippoKing
Who cares if the game is coming up. Forums are back \o/
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Garreck
Amarr Border Defense Consortium
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2006.09.11 13:02:00 -
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Originally by: Zhera
So basically what Garreck is saying, is that he never gets laid.
Got it in one, slave kin. Not bad.
No, I never "get laid," so it's not possible for this child to be mine.
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Garrecksexfiance
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Posted - 2006.09.11 15:35:00 -
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oh damn garreck! good luck with your new children :)
i will promise i won't show it your dead stinky corpse that i got from you :)
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Garreck
Amarr Border Defense Consortium
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2006.09.11 16:43:00 -
[45]
Originally by: Garrecksexfiance
oh damn garreck! good luck with your new children :)
Oh, so now there's more than one? This farce just continues to grow...
Originally by: Garrecksexfiance
i will promise i won't show it your dead stinky corpse that i got from you :)
Probably a good idea. Wait until the child is of a more mature age and then introduce him. It would make a fine lesson in "the cost of service." We must make His gift deserving, after all...
That said, it becomes more and more apparent that no child (or children?!) even exists. I've no idea who these crazies are, but someone should limit their access to comm units.
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IzzyChan
True Core
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Posted - 2006.09.11 18:16:00 -
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Geez Garreck, so many skeletons in your closet. Willpower, man. Use it. 
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Mebrithiel Ju'wien
Minmatar
Blood Inquisition
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Posted - 2006.09.11 18:53:00 -
[47]
Originally by: IzzyChan
Geez Garreck, so many skeletons in your closet. Willpower, man. Use it.
I'm pretty sure Garreck has willpower to spare; he flies those damn difficult Command ships, after all.
I tell ya what though, I'm glad I don't have a reputation to mar: Mine's bad enough already
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Cmdr Baxter
Caldari
Skunk Works Corp.
C O I N Alliance
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Posted - 2006.09.11 19:39:00 -
[48]
Never was the phrase truer: "a girl in every port" 
Commanding Officer
S.W.V. Aurora
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Vera Nosfyu
Minmatar
Stormriders
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Posted - 2006.09.12 02:03:00 -
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Originally by: Garreck
That said, it becomes more and more apparent that no child (or children?!) even exists. I've no idea who these crazies are, but someone should limit their access to comm units.
But it's simply so entertaining!
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Hon Kovell
Gallente
Neh'bu Kau Beh'Hude
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2006.09.12 06:50:00 -
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I had heard the rumours of Garreck's occasional difficulty with CVA's strict rules for his private life (surely everyone who has dealt with the CVA has by now) but I had always thought they were just rumours. We all know how gossipy the Amarr get as they age.
So there was some truth to them after all, it would seem. Garreck, perhaps you should return home to the Federation to spend some time among less judgemental company? You could explore this side of you more fully and learn to understand yourself more. Your faith in the Amarrian beliefs surely doesn't preclude time with the culture you came from. If there are any ... people you think may need some assistance raising their children ... then bring them too. You know they will find a place in the Federation.
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Lord Artemis
SHOD
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Posted - 2006.09.12 15:09:00 -
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Geez, Garreck you must have come into some lucrative isk in the latest months. It seems the past will resurface only upon the good fortune of the future. I have a legal friend you might want to contact if the need arises, let me know.
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