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Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
7537
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Posted - 2014.12.13 18:09:08 -
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Behold!
Bacon safety kit for the kitchen.
No version for the ladies.. yet.
Gÿ+
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'Hodor'.
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Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters Disturbed Acquaintance
16572
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Posted - 2014.12.13 18:20:31 -
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Doc Fury wrote:No version for the ladies.. yet.
because we're smart enough to not fry bacon naked.
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Frank Millar
The Scope Gallente Federation
575
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Posted - 2014.12.13 18:28:02 -
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Bacon is best fried naked. The danger adds to the crispiness. |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
2068
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Posted - 2014.12.13 18:40:55 -
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They don't have one matching both my waist size and my bust size.
Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance)
"What if [climate change is] a big hoax and we create a better world for nothing?" -comic on Greenmonk
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Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters Disturbed Acquaintance
16573
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Posted - 2014.12.13 18:45:34 -
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Frank Millar wrote:Bacon is best fried naked. The danger adds to the crispiness.
well i prefer mine not super crispy but not really chewy either...somewheres in between.
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Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
6980
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Posted - 2014.12.13 19:25:50 -
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I hate to be the downer in this porcine lovefest, but if you are wearing Bacon armor, you aren't actually naked. Are you?
Kind of defeats the purpose vOv
Mr Epeen
There are 86,400 seconds in a day. You just saved one of them by typing 'u' instead of 'you'.-á Congratulations, dumbass!
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Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
2070
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Posted - 2014.12.13 19:27:16 -
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We're all naked underneath our clothes.
Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance)
"What if [climate change is] a big hoax and we create a better world for nothing?" -comic on Greenmonk
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Commissar Kate
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
104575
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Posted - 2014.12.13 19:50:15 -
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Where is Carmen to see this?
CARMS!!!! Come look at this!
Unlock all the clothes || My Fanclub
Harmless - Penniless - Aimless
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Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
7541
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Posted - 2014.12.13 20:41:57 -
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Eurydia Vespasian wrote:Doc Fury wrote:No version for the ladies.. yet. because we're smart enough to not fry bacon naked.
Apparently not all of you..
CBS (Cool Bacon Story)
Many years ago I had a tryst with a "dancer" for a couple months. She was not too bright and was crazy as a outhouse rat, but it was the closest thing to having a Ferengi wife as I have encountered because she didn't like to wear clothes at home. I made a joke once about her bringing her work home with her, but she didn't really get it.
Anyhoo.. one Saturday morning she decides to cook me breakfast after downing a couple glasses of wine. Things were going pretty good I guess until she dropped-in the second batch of bacon and the pan (and grease) was smokin' hot. She got splashed really good, screamed and dumped the remaining wine from her glass on herself to cool things down. By the time I got to the kitchen (half asleep) it looked to me like she was covered in blood and she was staring at me sobbing with a look of sheer terror. I grabbed a towel, and rushed to assist, but slipped on the grease & wine combo that was on the floor, and as a result that sent both of us crashing into the cabinets and then the floor. As we laid there for a moment I realized it was wine and not blood, and she had some new big pink and red marks like giant freckles going from just below her neck all the way down the front of her.
When I asked what the hell happened and if she was O.K. all she could say over and over while sobbing was: "all I wanted was to make you breakfast". I got both of us into the shower to clean up a bit and then she finally was able to explain what happened. She could not go to work for a week afterwards and that eventually caused her to start waiting tables instead as she had big permanent red "freckles" that all together looked something like a bat with a long tail trying to jump out from between her breasts.
She always wore clothes at home for the remainder of our relationship after that and always avoided the stove area of the kitchen. After she left, I invested in a big stainless spatter guard, and my first kitchen apron that simply read: "Hot!" in red letters.
Gÿ+
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'Hodor'.
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Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters Disturbed Acquaintance
16583
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Posted - 2014.12.13 20:56:05 -
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Doc Fury wrote:Eurydia Vespasian wrote:Doc Fury wrote:No version for the ladies.. yet. because we're smart enough to not fry bacon naked. Apparently not all of you.. CBS (Cool Bacon Story) Many years ago I had a tryst with a "dancer" for a couple months. She was not too bright and was crazy as a outhouse rat, but it was the closest thing to having a Ferengi wife as I have encountered because she didn't like to wear clothes at home. I made a joke once about her bringing her work home with her, but she didn't really get it. Anyhoo.. one Saturday morning she decides to cook me breakfast after downing a couple glasses of wine. Things were going pretty good I guess until she dropped-in the second batch of bacon and the pan (and grease) was smokin' hot. She got splashed really good, screamed and dumped the remaining wine from her glass on herself to cool things down. By the time I got to the kitchen (half asleep) it looked to me like she was covered in blood and she was staring at me sobbing with a look of sheer terror. I grabbed a towel, and rushed to assist, but slipped on the grease & wine combo that was on the floor, and as a result that sent both of us crashing into the cabinets and then the floor. As we laid there for a moment I realized it was wine and not blood, and she had some new big pink and red marks like giant freckles going from just below her neck all the way down the front of her. When I asked what the hell happened and if she was O.K. all she could say over and over while sobbing was: "all I wanted was to make you breakfast". I got both of us into the shower to clean up a bit and then she finally was able to explain what happened. She could not go to work for a week afterwards and that eventually caused her to start waiting tables instead as she had big permanent red "freckles" that all together looked something like a bat with a long tail trying to jump out from between her breasts. She had very pale skin, so it was hard to miss. She always wore clothes at home for the remainder of our relationship after that and always avoided the stove area of the kitchen. After she left, I invested in a big stainless spatter guard, and my first kitchen apron that simply read: "Hot!" in red letters.
obviously there are always going to be a few 'tards to skew a general statement up. lol
at least she learned something. even pets learn not to go potty on the floor after you rub their faces in it a few times.
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Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
2071
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Posted - 2014.12.13 20:59:01 -
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Why can't there be intelligent and capable women who like to be naked at home? Or out and about
Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance)
"What if [climate change is] a big hoax and we create a better world for nothing?" -comic on Greenmonk
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
3400
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Posted - 2014.12.14 13:15:02 -
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Reaver Glitterstim wrote:Why can't there be intelligent and capable women who like to be naked at home? Or out and about
There are, but they do apply the 1st rule of nudism.
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! Ingame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar
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selket Shihari
Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic
1363
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Posted - 2014.12.14 14:41:48 -
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i want that bacon coffin they have listed...lol
I AM WHO I AM, TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT
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Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
2081
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Posted - 2014.12.14 15:08:57 -
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Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:There are, but they do apply the 1st rule of nudism. Which is?
Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance)
"What if [climate change is] a big hoax and we create a better world for nothing?" -comic on Greenmonk
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
3400
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Posted - 2014.12.14 15:23:15 -
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Reaver Glitterstim wrote:Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:There are, but they do apply the 1st rule of nudism. Which is?
Those who do it you don't want them, and those you want them don't do it.
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! Ingame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar
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Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
2081
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Posted - 2014.12.14 15:36:07 -
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Anyone who agrees with that has never tried bacon armor.
Fun fact: wearing clothing harms your skin over the years, making you less attractive without it.
Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance)
"What if [climate change is] a big hoax and we create a better world for nothing?" -comic on Greenmonk
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