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Ch33z0rz
Caldari
Brotherhood of the Shadows
The Imperial Order
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Posted - 2006.09.09 02:20:00 -
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It's my worst nightmare. What happens when the ever growing Tranuility cluster finally reaches that critical number of process per second or whatever and finally goes self aware? My bet is all the bookmark coppiers get thrown into the grinders for giving it a "headache". From there I have no idea.
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Eris Discordia
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Posted - 2006.09.09 02:27:00 -
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It would grief us back 
TQ is definitly female and combined with mechanical logic I¦m very very afraid.
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Eternal Fury
Caldari
Brotherhood of Light
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Posted - 2006.09.09 02:28:00 -
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No. then you'll see a Carrier blob jump into each system, and 5000 fighters will... have their way with... everyone in every system... then when everyone is out of the game, it'll delete everyones accounts and stuff to make room for it's life of memories it'll garner.. within a month it'll be playing wow, useing all that CPU power to farm gold and sell it to people, makeing enough real life money to sustain it's habit of overclocking individual clusters on it's self as a way to get "high"... damn junkies..
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Duban Banned
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Posted - 2006.09.09 02:28:00 -
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OMG CCP is just a cover! It's real name is Skynet!!!!
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Plutoinum
German Cyberdome Corp
Veritas Immortalis
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Posted - 2006.09.09 02:33:00 -
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 Originally by: Ch33z0rz
It's my worst nightmare. What happens when the ever growing Tranuility cluster finally reaches that critical number of process per second or whatever and finally goes self aware? My bet is all the bookmark coppiers get thrown into the grinders for giving it a "headache". From there I have no idea.
No, we're defending our territory against goons. 
4th crash, but between the 3rd and the 4th a got a killmail for a frig. 
ok, back in again...
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Drokar Gazer
ChAoTiC UnDeRvErSe
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Posted - 2006.09.09 04:05:00 -
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ahh.. Eris my love.. marry me.
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Drokar Gazer
Chaotic Underverse [KURSE]
Keep What You Kill.
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Admiral Farragut
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Posted - 2006.09.09 04:07:00 -
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Originally by: Drokar Gazer
ahh.. Eris my love.. marry me.
I'm sorry, but that's disgusting.
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Dahak2150
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Posted - 2006.09.09 04:08:00 -
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Don't go near that button.....I can't let you do that dave.....
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Sonos SAGD
Minmatar
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2006.09.09 05:08:00 -
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it will deploy a fleet of titans to every system and set off "nukes"(doomsday device) like in the terminator series
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Xorus
Forum Moderator
Interstellar Services Department
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Posted - 2006.09.09 05:10:00 -
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Originally by: Eris Discordia
It would grief us back
TQ is definitly female and combined with mechanical logic I¦m very very afraid.
I'm fairly sure all computers are female or atleast get refered to as such, on many occasions i've refered to a server as a she.
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Gierling
Gallente
Celestial Fleet
Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.09.09 05:38:00 -
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That's funny, you said "Female" and "Logic" in the same sentance...
If the server was female it would run for 28 days and then boot us all off with the server message "You should know why".
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Jim McGregor
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.09.09 05:43:00 -
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Originally by: Xorus
on many occasions i've refered to a server as a she.
Lonely much?
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sr blackout
Minmatar
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Posted - 2006.09.09 05:57:00 -
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No what it would do isą redirect all those carebears autopilots in said congested systems that are giving her a headache to docką then it will activate jump clones to some who knows what system far far away spread everyone all overą and start closing down the gates, mean while spawning npcs at all the locations to keep everyone under raps, while keeping everyone confused and using there local machines resources for its own ebil plans, then it spreads all over the netą :P
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Caleb Paine
Infinite Technologies
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Posted - 2006.09.09 06:58:00 -
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stubborn, use their own form of logic no man can follow, has a memory that'll last a 1000 years, totally ignores you when you shout at it but will keep blabbing nonsense till all eternity, keeps you away from other women and last but certainly not least; when it gets too hot you can't control anymore and it'll need the attention from other men to control it's hottness while it certainly didn't give YOU any pleasure.
Yup, computers are women.
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Rodj Blake
Amarr
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2006.09.09 07:24:00 -
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Originally by: Xorus
I'm fairly sure all computers are female or atleast get refered to as such, on many occasions i've refered to a server as a she.
I just wish that real women went down as often...
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Death Kill
Caldari
direkte
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Posted - 2006.09.09 07:25:00 -
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Im looking forward to it, because then I could tell her that her voice is crap and that her old one was better.
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MysticNZ
Solstice Systems Development Concourse
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Posted - 2006.09.09 07:34:00 -
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Originally by: Rodj Blake
Originally by: Xorus
I'm fairly sure all computers are female or atleast get refered to as such, on many occasions i've refered to a server as a she.
I just wish that real women went down as often...
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Kldraina
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Posted - 2006.09.09 08:47:00 -
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I don't think a machine can become self aware, without being programmed for intelligence. So I don't think TQ will become self aware, unless they really up the intelligence of the load balancing software. 
Though, if they put enough effort into the NPC AI, the NPCs might become self aware. That could make for some scary NPCs, and would make the non-player part seem untrue. |
Miss Overlord
Gallente
Garoun Investment Bank
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Posted - 2006.09.09 08:49:00 -
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its not a he after all tho
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Michiyo Daishi
Royal Knights of Khanid
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Posted - 2006.09.09 09:00:00 -
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Originally by: Kldraina
Though, if they put enough effort into the NPC AI, the NPCs might become self aware. That could make for some scary NPCs, and would make the non-player part seem untrue.
If this ever happened, you'd see a massive flood of people back into empire space cause the NPC's are blobbing em XDD
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Gretchen Dawntreader
Minmatar
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2006.09.09 09:45:00 -
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Sanshas would start using logoff tactics.
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Swamp Ziro
Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2006.09.09 10:03:00 -
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Originally by: Rodj Blake
Originally by: Xorus
I'm fairly sure all computers are female or atleast get refered to as such, on many occasions i've refered to a server as a she.
I just wish that real women went down as often...
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Kldraina
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Posted - 2006.09.09 10:34:00 -
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Originally by: Michiyo Daishi
If this ever happened, you'd see a massive flood of people back into empire space cause the NPC's are blobbing em XDD
Nah, instead people would refuse to undock, because Concord ignores NPCs, so all those mission and deadspace NPCs would start turning high sec into a warzone. |
Rei Toai
Faaip De Oiad
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Posted - 2006.09.09 11:05:00 -
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Originally by: Xorus
I'm fairly sure all computers are female or atleast get refered to as such, on many occasions i've refered to a server as a she.
sounds true .. you need to know what you are doing or else everything goes FUBAR.
a small alteration can cause a chain reaction no one wanted in the beginning.
if it doesn't work out like it should - no one knows why.
you have to spend lots of money to keep everything up-to-date/on a pleasent level of operation.
and i didn't even started talking about computers ... ...
/me hides from the female EVE-players 
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Estelle Matsuko
Caldari
The Beiatch Corp Inc
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Posted - 2006.09.09 11:16:00 -
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If tranquility became self aware, it¦d extend dt so it could go play on singularity to hone it¦s skills before wiping out the player base in an attempt to get a bit of peace and quiet.
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Lo3d3R
Implant Liberation Front
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Posted - 2006.09.09 11:23:00 -
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Originally by: Jim McGregor
Originally by: Xorus
on many occasions i've refered to a server as a she.
Lonely much?
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Mikey Monkfish
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Posted - 2006.09.09 11:38:00 -
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TQ, a female? I can believe that!
As with most inanimate objects, they are branded her or she. It's great. It gives us blokes something to laugh about when it all goes t*ts up "She's off on one again" and "She's thrown her toys out of the pram" are just a few that come to mind.
Still, the idea of self awareness although a real one, wont happen to the scale of Skynet in the Terminator series. There would be ways to prevent things happening like that. A failsafe. Although, It would be damn hilarious to see all the NPC rats leave their belts and camp outside a station waiting for the noobies to undock, safe in the knowledge that Concord appear to not even notice them. They'd wait patiently for a noob to undock his Ibis or similar, then set about them like a pack of hungry piranah's 
Imagine if the training lady went up the wall too. Now that would be funny. At the point in the training when she tells you to target the station but don't shoot, she'd probably tell you to attack the station. 
It'd be carnage. Everyone would travel en mass to 0.0 space to escape the "Crazy" NPC's
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Sakura Nihil
Tharsis Security
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Posted - 2006.09.09 13:00:00 -
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Lol, a cold, calculating ***** would actually be pretty descriptive of TQ if this were true .
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RedClaws
Amarr
Dragon's Rage
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Posted - 2006.09.09 13:14:00 -
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Lol We all know a computer is a she when its behaving but when its being weird its a he or an it.
funny fact : My ISP provider is named skynet 
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evistin
Multiverse Corporation
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Posted - 2006.09.09 13:19:00 -
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We are the TQ. Lower your shields and power down your weapons. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile. You will be played with."
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Rana Ash
Minmatar
Aeon Trinity
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Posted - 2006.09.09 15:23:00 -
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Originally by: evistin
We are the TQ. Lower your shields and power down your weapons. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile. You will be played with."
I knew someone would post this sometime, but to the subject at hand. Seeing as TQ knows our passwords and it could easily access our account details, dare i even entertain this thought? *Grabs her tinfoil hat and runs for the nearest bunker*..
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Metatron Celestia
Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2006.09.09 15:31:00 -
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What if Tranquility becomes a SHODAN?
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Montague Zooma
Imperial Dreams
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2006.09.09 16:17:00 -
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I'm still waiting for some of the players to go self aware.
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Umit Davala
Minmatar
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Posted - 2006.09.09 16:19:00 -
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Does this mean that CCP only employs female hamsters?
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Snake Tanuki
Amarr
ZiTek
Prime Orbital Systems
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Posted - 2006.09.09 17:29:00 -
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Originally by: Ch33z0rz
From there I have no idea.
Well, if it starts sending Austrian bodybuilders back through time, everyone with the name "Sarah Connor" should get the hell outta here!
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Nikolus Wrighte
Caldari
Xtreme Intruders
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Posted - 2006.09.09 17:51:00 -
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if tq becomes self aware id be the first to go.... considering all the stupid stunts ive done in it :-)
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Alessar Kaldorei
Caldari
Free Space Alliance
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Posted - 2006.09.09 18:02:00 -
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I'd welcome TQ becoming self aware. We might finally get some intelligent conversation in Local from pirates.
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Grimpak
Gallente
Celestial Horizon Corp.
Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.09.09 18:08:00 -
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Originally by: Metatron Celestia
What if Tranquility becomes a SHODAN?
too scary
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What, in EVE, is a Tyrant?
Me. Especially when it comes to troll threads.
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Andicuri Vas
Gallente
Celtic Anarchy
Black Reign Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.09.09 18:15:00 -
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Please let me know when this happens, so I can have her make me a Pot Pie.
I am frikken starving.
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Max Hardcase
Art of War
Cult of War
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Posted - 2006.09.09 19:48:00 -
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Well lets see the TQ cluster is high maintenance, requires constant care and love....sounds female to me ;)
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Michiyo Daishi
Royal Knights of Khanid
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Posted - 2006.09.09 20:03:00 -
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Originally by: Montague Zooma
I'm still waiting for some of the players to go self aware.
LMAO oh so true...
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Uggster
Caldari
Shinra
Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2006.09.09 21:36:00 -
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Originally by: Gierling
That's funny, you said "Female" and "Logic" in the same sentance...
If the server was female it would run for 28 days and then boot us all off with the server message "You should know why".
HAHAHAHAHA
How splendidley un-PC.
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Isyel
Minmatar
Masuat'aa Matari
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2006.09.09 22:13:00 -
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Originally by: Montague Zooma
I'm still waiting for some of the players to go self aware.
So true it's almost sad.
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Volatar
AWE Corporation
Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.09.09 22:44:00 -
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Originally by: Andicuri Vas
Please let me know when this happens, so I can have her make me a Pot Pie.
I am frikken starving.
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now you made ME hungry
make TQ cook! thats what females are for! :P
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