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dalman
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Posted - 2003.10.21 02:56:00 -
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ooc: Estios, heheh, Stain lacked RolePlay ;)
Yea, we are more interested in fighting others that want PvP than roleplaying.
However, since Oracle has been trying hard to make a roleplaying reason for our war, I do my best to help them with that.
M.I.A. since 2004-07-30 |
Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.21 08:25:00 -
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Edited by: Hardin on 21/10/2003 08:32:53
Dalman -
Despite being a conservative traditionalist Amarr with great distaste for the 'free' Minmatar I have to say your destruction of them in such a wanton way is a little disturbing.
Do you realise the price of slaves on the market? Your act is simply a waste of good resources.
Were they disobedient Minnies? Did they not follow your orders? Were they getting up your nose?
If they were then I have another solution.
The Inquistion's Reform Home For Disobedient Slaves is now open and accepting all those Minnie slaves who just wont listen.
After just one week sampling the delights of the Inquisition's techniques there is a GUARANTEED 100% success rate in turning the most rebelious Minmatar into a timid drone who will follow ANY order given by an Amarr.
So for just a small fee you can get back high quality obedient slaves who will serve you without question till the end of their days.
Now isn't that better?
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Estios
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Posted - 2003.10.21 12:02:00 -
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Hardin , I can assure you I have been active in Empire space for the majority of the last week.
Issues with my ship comms devices have made 0.0 travel a litte awkward but this will be addressed shortly and again the entire Universe will be FREE for me to roam as I see fit.
I was in Amarr and surrounding areas yesterday and the weekend infact and didnt see a single PIE vessel. Discorperation was the only recognised vessel I see and that was a fleeting pass. Perhaps it is you that have deserted your people ?
Your propaganda that we have given up our morales and such is unfounded and I assure all my brothers and sisters out there we are ever watchful and our work is unfaultered.
Remember PIE , there is always a calm before the Storm !!
(ooc) Geo , Im glad you took my post light heartidly , its great to see m8. Welcome back ...now I get to shoot at you even more places 
And Dalman , we never needed a reason really but cheers for providing, nice to see everyone doing 'their bit' 
So HMV consider Andy Williams and Dean Martin to be "easy listening" do they? Tell that to my mate Dave, he's been deaf for 20 years.
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.21 12:18:00 -
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To be fair Estios...we did get a report of your sighting in Penirgam yesterday evening (which was the first Oracle sighting in a while).
Unfortunately, I was 15 jumps away and engaged in battle with a large scord... other corp members were similarly engaged in agent ops or chasing Mercenary Frigates around...
I figured by the time I got up you would have left and so decided to not waste the time. I can assure you if there had been some PIE pilots in easy reach you would have been leaving Amarr space in a pod...
Soon the new Emperor will be chosen and then terrorists such as yourself and your Oracle buddies will have more to fear than just PIE!
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Hippey
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Posted - 2003.10.21 14:22:00 -
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Soon the new Emperor will be chosen and then terrorists such as yourself and your Oracle buddies will have more to fear than just PIE!
Well that's just an impossibility. How can we have something more to fear then PIE, when we never feared PIE?
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If you kill them, they will die!
Sport the war, war support
The sport is war, total war
When victory's really a massacre.
The final swing is not a drill
It's how many people I can kill! |
Cranky Steve
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Posted - 2003.10.21 14:28:00 -
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and ofc that lil 'No warp disruptor' clause has nothing to do with fear..
The frumious Talkasmack! |
Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.21 14:44:00 -
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Edited by: Hardin on 21/10/2003 14:47:47
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Well that's just an impossibility. How can we have something more to fear then PIE, when we never feared PIE?
Ex-Oracle member 1:
"I just couldn't take it anymore. You PIE guys just damn scared the **** out of us. I had to resign because I couldn't face Golan Trevize in his evil 'Apoc of Minmatar death' one more time. My hands still haven't stopped shaking. I say let them Amarr keep their slaves. I can't take anymore!"
Ex-Oracle member 2:
"Oh God just leave me alone..." *Sob* "We kept getting our arse kicked by PIE in Empire space so decided to take some R&R in Curse and then it turns into a bloody warzone too! Aint there anywhere a terrorist Minnie can get peace anymore. Look if you let me go I will go back to a station and never leave again."
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Macumba
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Posted - 2003.10.21 15:03:00 -
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What you can't fight in game, fight in the forums.
You type a good fight Hardin.
"PVP = griefing" Papa Smurf |
Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.21 15:27:00 -
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Edited by: Hardin on 21/10/2003 15:28:46
Ouch - what a low blow!
We have done plenty of fighting. Just not much recently BECAUSE WE NEVER SEE YOU ANYMORE...
Anyway I personally was brought up as a diplomat. My parents (God bless 'em) had me genetically modified prior to birth giving me a Charisma factor of 22 which has proved detrimental to my Gunnery development.
Despite this disadvantage I have still given you Oracle terrorist plenty of opportunities to shoot at me...
I am sure Golan, Risith, Caya & Rex and our other military specialists can more than make up for my shortcomings on the battlefield though...
(as they have already demonstrated on several occasions)
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Hippey
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Posted - 2003.10.21 16:39:00 -
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I'm confused. Where those obviously made up quotes meant as a joke, or did you actually use that as your rebuttal?
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If you kill them, they will die!
Sport the war, war support
The sport is war, total war
When victory's really a massacre.
The final swing is not a drill
It's how many people I can kill! |
Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.21 16:56:00 -
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Edited by: Hardin on 21/10/2003 16:59:18
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I'm confused. Where those obviously made up quotes meant as a joke, or did you actually use that as your rebuttal?
You think they were made up quotes? Dammit where did I put those logs?
Hippey: "I made a big mistake being a Minmatar. I should of been an Amarr you know. Then I could fly with PIE and you know how much I love you guys. Damn life is just sooooo unfair. Can my alt join PIE Hardin? Pullease!"
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Hippey
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Posted - 2003.10.21 18:51:00 -
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Hahaha.. you WISH I felt that way. And don't deny it, I know you dream about me
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If you kill them, they will die!
Sport the war, war support
The sport is war, total war
When victory's really a massacre.
The final swing is not a drill
It's how many people I can kill! |
Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.21 19:35:00 -
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Well it was nightmares actually - after I saw the knife pic
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Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.10.21 21:14:00 -
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Now, now, guys be nice to my Hardin here. I need him intact and energetic tonight.
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Hippey
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Posted - 2003.10.21 21:27:00 -
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Ewwwwwwwww.. you're actually gonna touch that 400 year old wrinkled body?? ewwwwwwwwwww
do the words "shriveled up, saggy prunes for balls" mean NOTHING to you lady??
ewwwwwwwwwww
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If you kill them, they will die!
Sport the war, war support
The sport is war, total war
When victory's really a massacre.
The final swing is not a drill
It's how many people I can kill! |
Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.10.21 22:04:00 -
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Ewwwwwwwww.. you're actually gonna touch that 400 year old wrinkled body?? ewwwwwwwwwww
My dear Hippey, that 400 yearl old' Amarr chap is to be enjoyed like fine well matured spiced wine. The smooth and suave finish is sweet and yet spicy to the tongue with a soft palate. His style is well balanced, typical of a varietal character.
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do the words "shriveled up, saggy prunes for balls" mean NOTHING to you lady??
I do not know who's balls you are referring to, but they are certainly not his, as original Hardin's clone was activated recently if I recall correctly.
Besides, I know from experience that minmatar balls are the least enjoyable, as hairgrowth in the nethers prevents all access and play. Makes me wonder if you have even seen your own balls.
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.21 22:58:00 -
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Ah I knew there was a woman out there for me!
Hippey fear this lady... for she knows the way to an Amarr's heart 
...and yes my clone was recently activated so everything is once again in full working order!
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Hippey
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Posted - 2003.10.22 00:01:00 -
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Besides, I know from experience that minmatar balls are the least enjoyable...
wh000000000000000000000reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
And I have only one more thing to add
PRUNES!!!
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If you kill them, they will die!
Sport the war, war support
The sport is war, total war
When victory's really a massacre.
The final swing is not a drill
It's how many people I can kill! |
Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.10.22 05:05:00 -
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wh000000000000000000000reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Oh dear Hippey, my sweet neanderthal. Such eloquent and articulate mastery of select words typed on your communication console is admirable. I was not aware that vitoc injections would damage your cerebellum and thalamus so severly.
Oracle folks,
please, can someone activate the accessibility features on Hippeys communications console, as he is not able to move off certain keys in time, and form correct words even less coherent sentances. Thank you.
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And I have only one more thing to add
PRUNES!!!
Oh, yes I do like dried plums thank you. Thank you, that's a good Hippey. Shall I scratch you behind your ears?
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Makkar
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Posted - 2003.10.22 09:35:00 -
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Edited by: Makkar on 22/10/2003 09:39:08
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Hippey fear this lady... for she knows the way to an Amarr's heart
I do, too...
Straight through the ribcage. Or for greater entertainment, in through just below the solar plexus, then straight up under the ribcage.
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.22 10:55:00 -
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You forgot that it is not only my ribcage you have to penetrate but the armor of my battleship too.
For some reason I don't think you will be seeing my heart anytime soon you terrorist dog!
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2003.10.22 11:10:00 -
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Edited by: Makkar on 22/10/2003 09:39:08
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Hippey fear this lady... for she knows the way to an Amarr's heart
I do, too...
Straight through the ribcage. Or for greater entertainment, in through just below the solar plexus, then straight up under the ribcage.
That talk makes me feel very fuzzy inside 
*purrs*
This is not a hijack
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Hippey
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Posted - 2003.10.22 13:56:00 -
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You forgot that it is not only my ribcage you have to penetrate but the armor of my battleship too.
Ahh easier done then said, my non-dear Hardin! 
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For some reason I don't think you will be seeing my heart anytime soon you terrorist dog!
Had that torpedo not vaporized your corpse, we'd be looking at it daily, but alas, it was not to be.
But you just go on thinking that Hardin.
Your defeat will be that much rougher on you, when you don't see it coming
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If you kill them, they will die!
Sport the war, war support
The sport is war, total war
When victory's really a massacre.
The final swing is not a drill
It's how many people I can kill! |
Makkar
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Posted - 2003.10.22 14:40:00 -
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Just a thought, Hip, when we kill him, do we just get his frozen corpse, or do we get his frozen ego as well?
I'm concerned about haulage storage space is all...
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Asimir Kurdugal
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Posted - 2003.10.22 15:31:00 -
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My dear Hippey, that 400 yearl old' Amarr chap is to be enjoyed like fine well matured spiced wine.
Who wants wine when you can have whiskey?
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Moving again, comfort of the chase
Now and again, this my saving grace
Dead on the inside, I've got nothing to prove
Keep me alive and give me something to lose
I've been gone so long, but I will come back
I will come back for you |
Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.10.22 16:38:00 -
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My dear Hippey, that 400 yearl old' Amarr chap is to be enjoyed like fine well matured spiced wine.
Who wants wine when you can have whiskey?
Asimir, the refined spirits are to be enjoyed with even more care than wine, as regret and vice are its drinking companions. And, no I wont indulge you with details from my shadowy past. But many of my friends were in rehab at the Alcoholism Mining Company in PF-436. I can lay in a good word for you Asimir, if you are willing to forfeit your ties to these despicable terrorist organisation of yours.
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Asimir Kurdugal
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Posted - 2003.10.22 17:25:00 -
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I can lay in a good word for you Asimir, if you are willing to forfeit your ties to these despicable terrorist organisation of yours.
I don't see that happening. But, thanks for the offer.
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Moving again, comfort of the chase
Now and again, this my saving grace
Dead on the inside, I've got nothing to prove
Keep me alive and give me something to lose
I've been gone so long, but I will come back
I will come back for you |
Othnark
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Posted - 2003.10.23 14:43:00 -
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Lets not forget the point of this thread! The acquisition and exploitation of slaves!
Ive got all your top grade slave needs. Im a one stop shop. My first stock of 100 slaves sold out quickly, I am searching for more even as we speak. Hopefully soon Ill be back in business. For now get on the waiting list...
-Othnark
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.24 12:12:00 -
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Othnark you are first on my list if I ever need a new stock
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Gaius Kador
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Posted - 2003.10.24 14:56:00 -
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To stay on the topic of slave trade....
I have standing purchase orders of slaves in Amarr Prime, any station. For slaves of decent quality you will recieve 700 isk a head, price somewhat negotiable, if delivered in system.
I own over a thousand slaves, all of whom are being brought up through the right ideals, taught the Way of Amarr. I have high hopes for their souls and a possible redemption.
In the not too distant future I aim to own more slaves personally, than Oracle have freed as a whole. Let the race commence!
Know that those you sell, are placed into the Right hands.
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