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Dnaltrop Nogero	Posted - 2006.09.13 02:06:00 - [1] Lag got you down today? Prize Money in one week here! Syllables Five, Seven, Five One Week from today (9/12/06) Friends not eligible Here Keep it constructive Humor is a plus Don't be a trolling dumbass Ten Million Isk-ies Do you get the point? Do you? Really? Strut your stuff. My Wife will judge you. There is no limit Make your grey matter work now The best haiku wins. ~~~~ Men often decieve themselves in believing that by humility, they can overcome insolence. She's not your satellite, she doesn't miss you.
Kingdoc	Posted - 2006.09.13 02:32:00 - [2] sunny summer day but i'm still in a damn pod Jove tech, kiss my but Ammar slaver dogs biteing, scratching and chaseing save an ammar cat? big, green, slimy blob booger or gallente ship? only the crew knows. ------------------------- I need a sig, evemail me.
Erotic Irony Sturm und Drang	Posted - 2006.09.13 02:47:00 - [3] Belongs here. "The Most Common Mission" Extravaganza? But no rats are in sight! Fought the lag and lost. "Ode to Shikari" Now entering space Or pay to play forum game? Alas, spaceship game. Avon: For the love of all the is holy, do as the man says CCP.
Cutie Chaser Caldari Science and Trade Institute	Posted - 2006.09.13 02:51:00 - [4] Server is dying Death by lagging is my fate Want to buy hardware I Stab my Vaga Five of them in my low slots I are the ubar
Jigglepants M. Corp Lotka Volterra	Posted - 2006.09.13 02:58:00 - [5] I see nothing here Gate clear, local is empty log on in N RAEL
Erotic Irony Sturm und Drang	Posted - 2006.09.13 03:01:00 - [6] "Light Darkness still doesn't get it" Thirty thousand noobs... Fleets will never be the same again. Now get Oveur it. Avon: For the love of all the is holy, do as the man says CCP.
Dnaltrop Nogero	Posted - 2006.09.13 03:11:00 - [7] Edited by: Dnaltrop Nogero on 13/09/2006 03:13:05 A bad position My intent was quite pure here Thank you Erotic You are quite correct the thought had not occurred here, Web boss help perhaps? ~~~~ Men often decieve themselves in believing that by humility, they can overcome insolence. She's not your satellite, she doesn't miss you.
Erotic Irony Sturm und Drang	Posted - 2006.09.13 03:57:00 - [8] "High Drama" Eliot was wrong-- September's the cruellest month. Ginger Magician! "For the Ex-pat" Avon's cyclopean ego is not big enough to escape my sig. "The Post-Modern Blues" Emmerich Steiner will leads fleets in five seven five. A lethal haiku. Avon: For the love of all the is holy, do as the man says CCP.

Kaemonn Forum Moderator Interstellar Services Department	Posted - 2006.09.13 03:59:00 - [9] Moved from General Disc. forum rules \| [email protected] You mean to tell me, theres a game that goes with the forums? Immy woz Here Xorus > Kae - Xorus Immy > Xorus+Kae - Immy He did it for the cookie, the cookie - Tirg You wish, everyone knows i pwn - Xorus pff. i pwn ur veltor wit my ibis n00b - Immy

Lardarz B'stard Amarr Out Of Exile	Posted - 2006.09.13 06:10:00 - [10] Edited by: Lardarz B''stard on 13/09/2006 06:11:53 A random haiku about breakfast, hangovers, dogs, war targets and jita. Just got out of bed Haikus are not fun to write With a hangover Gotta go to work (about thirty minutes) Better make some toast Dog is going nuts Looks like he peed on the floor What a scruffy ct Woman's still in bed She is a lazy cowbag Where's my coffee, b? Logging in to eve Number sixteen in the queue Fing magic start Jita's full of cs Selling timecodes for cheap isk Get a fing life Trying to undock Blackscreen welcomes me to space Hope I don't get ganked Some c in a hawk Locks me and is flashing red Think I'll kill the t* Hauler has no guns! Holy ** I better run Warping to the gate Insta lets me down Sobaseki's too far off Better hurry up Make it through the gate Forgot where I'm meant to go Dock in random place Log in on my alt 0.0 is nice and dead Where's my f**g ship?!!! Sitting in a pod Random nineteen jumps from base Must have logged in drunk Looking at my watch Writing this has made me late OP is now kos. Join Out Of Exile Today
Samirol Ore Mongers	Posted - 2006.09.13 13:11:00 - [11] Sweetly making love Holy **** she's waking up Need more chloroform , not eve related, but reeks of awesomeness i will update with a plethora of haikus when my brain starts working Maybe not herpes, but I'll give ya goat!-Tirg
Crumplecorn Gallente Aerial Boundaries Inc. Interstellar Starbase Syndicate	Posted - 2006.09.13 13:42:00 - [12] Eve gives great freedom. A blank canvas just for you. Many paint nothing. ---------- Nerf Caldaro!
Severe McCald Caldari Eve Defence Force Ascendant Frontier	Posted - 2006.09.13 14:31:00 - [13] Autumn. Acorns and fireworks. The pods explode like snails underfoot: squish! Kali approaches. Alliances draw in defensively. Death. My Raven migrates across the map to destroy Angels, easily. Sev I saw a squirrel today jumping from one tree to another, the branch it landed on snapped. So the squirrel was on this falling branch, clambering like mad, thinking it was doing something about it.'
Michiyo Daishi Royal Knights of Khanid	Posted - 2006.09.13 14:41:00 - [14] points to her haiku in the bottom, inside her sig > want a sig like mine? :D
Talthrus Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Mercenary Coalition	Posted - 2006.09.13 16:19:00 - [15] Uh oh. Cheating material for people trying to get into Sharkies ----------------------
spurious signal Caldari Brainiacs	Posted - 2006.09.13 16:42:00 - [16] Haiku's don't need to be 5/7/5, that's just one (modern) form of them. Here's four, all role-played and each seasonally themed, in order - spring, summer, autumn, winter. Ninety degree turn! Crystal windows shatter! Station docking.... first lesson. ______________________________ My crow scythes forward Pod gel rigid, as rockets Make my foe a spread blossom. _______________________________ Alliance grapevine buzzing Space invaders! BoB! Build stations! Power changes, like September leaves. _______________________________ Below? True birth planet. Solar umbra glints from orbit, Memory of death from wintry void. _______________________________
Dnaltrop Nogero	Posted - 2006.09.13 16:48:00 - [17] Correct Spurious Literacy not common the easy Haiku Why confuse them all For those in the know, expand Longer is better? A prize for the best Consolation for the rest Perhaps second place? We will see next week Talents of many abound Longer haikus? SURE!! ~~~~ Men often decieve themselves in believing that by humility, they can overcome insolence. She's not your satellite, she doesn't miss you.
Dnaltrop Nogero	Posted - 2006.09.13 16:51:00 - [18] Originally by: Kaemonn Moved from General Disc. Loss of score for mod Events more appropriate? Not in haiku? Sad. ~~~~ Men often decieve themselves in believing that by humility, they can overcome insolence. She's not your satellite, she doesn't miss you.
Ozawi Minmatar	Posted - 2006.09.13 17:33:00 - [19] I recite this one quite often, usally in or around Jita: Aw son of a * You gotta be kidding me Mother * * lag! ------------------------------------------------ This sig is mine. There are others like it, but this one is mine alone. Mods keep out, or I will drop trou and sprinkle some tinkle in your Cheerios!
spurious signal Caldari Brainiacs	Posted - 2006.09.13 19:13:00 - [20] OK, a lag related one F1... F2... wait... Nothing is happening here. Dead. Not a shot fired.
Severe McCald Caldari Eve Defence Force Ascendant Frontier	Posted - 2006.09.18 11:40:00 - [21] So, which Haiku won the iskies? Sev I saw a squirrel today jumping from one tree to another, the branch it landed on snapped. So the squirrel was on this falling branch, clambering like mad, thinking it was doing something about it.'
Dnaltrop Nogero	Posted - 2006.09.19 21:59:00 - [22] The contest is done The free money soon will flow Which winning Haiku? Wife comes home at night Together we will decide Patience grasshopper Thanks to each poet Haiku Contest will come again Perhaps in winter. ~~~~ Men often decieve themselves in believing that by humility, they can overcome insolence. She's not your satellite, she doesn't miss you.
mazzilliu Caldari Sniggerdly	Posted - 2006.09.20 04:43:00 - [23] Edited by: mazzilliu on 20/09/2006 04:43:32 Originally by: Kaemonn Moved from General Disc. oh mod, why must you move threads here and there. that's not even a haiku. oh well, at least you keep trolls away and lock spam. thats why we love you. i know the event is over already, but i felt like writing. will still draw sigs 4 isk click here
spurious signal Caldari Brainiacs	Posted - 2006.09.22 18:14:00 - [24] Just a wee bump to see if this got forgotten about?
Dnaltrop Nogero	Posted - 2006.09.22 20:04:00 - [25] Apologies for the delay in prizes. the flu sucks. Too tired to issue the prizes in Haiku form, but here we go Most proflific Haiku writer~ Lardarz B'stard 14 sets~ 5m ISK! Best Lag Haiku ~spurious signal 5m Isk! As to the "best" it was a hard choice, but it was a toss up between Severe McCald, and Michiyo Daishi... in the end, Michiyo's siggy wins the Big pot... and a nice second prize of 10m to Severe. a 1m Honorable mention to all non-prize winners for your participation will also be issued. Thank you for your participation, and patience. The haiku contest will return sometime in the Winter. Fly safe (or safer than your enemies at least) ~~~~ Men often decieve themselves in believing that by humility, they can overcome insolence. She's not your satellite, she doesn't miss you.
Dnaltrop Nogero	Posted - 2006.09.22 20:20:00 - [26] Side note, Michiyo... if this is an alt posting, how am I supposed to get you your prize. I am unable to search your name in game as of 9/22/06 13:16 PST. Contact me to collect your prize or the money will be added to the next haiku contest prize money at the end of winter. ~~~~ Men often decieve themselves in believing that by humility, they can overcome insolence. She's not your satellite, she doesn't miss you.
mirel yirrin Gallente Ore Mongers Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2006.09.22 21:02:00 - [27] Originally by: Dnaltrop Nogero Side note, Michiyo... if this is an alt posting, how am I supposed to get you your prize. I am unable to search your name in game as of 9/22/06 13:16 PST. Contact me to collect your prize or the money will be added to the next haiku contest prize money at the end of winter. She Deleted her Account, hence the corp name "Doomheim" You can forward me her isk though :D --------------------------------- Inappropriate signature for the forums -Eldo ([email protected]) But..but..it had boobies in it..Wrangler would have approved!
spurious signal Caldari Brainiacs	Posted - 2006.09.22 21:35:00 - [28] Hehe cool, thanks Dnaltrop, fun contest I shall fly to a newbie start zone (not Jita) and donate my winnings to someone I feel is deserving of it
Severe McCald Caldari Eve Defence Force Ascendant Frontier	Posted - 2006.09.25 12:28:00 - [29] Thanks for the isk. I had thought it was a winner takes all scenario. Congrats to the winner Sev smiles, but you can tell he's ***ed off that he didn't win . Pathetic attempt at graciousness in defeat fails. Sev I saw a squirrel today jumping from one tree to another, the branch it landed on snapped. So the squirrel was on this falling branch, clambering like mad, thinking it was doing something about it.'
Verizana The Kru Coalition of Carebear Killers	Posted - 2006.09.25 23:21:00 - [30] The Kru - Haiku Loading our guns, Plundering and salvaging, Bite on antimatter biatch! I know the last one is 8 but hey it's only 1 :)

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