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Solecist Project
All Glory to the HypnoBoobs
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Posted - 2015.01.08 19:54:00 -
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Hi! *kinks* (: I am Sol! :)
Let me tell you that, if you are boring yourself in this game, you either have the exciting real life of an accountant or you simply haven't grasped it yet.
Nono, not the game ... Life itself!
This game is more real than any other game. It's a reality. It works. There are people. People ARE life! People create the very reality we all live in! That includes YOU, but you haven't realised it yet!
Have you heard about "outside" ? It's where you go to interact/talk with people. That's exactly how it works in game. You go out there to find peope to interact with!
Life is exciting!
When you go in a bar you might start talking with people you don't know. Tell you what ... in EVE, every system is a bar!
You can start talking to girls like me in hope they start liking you and talk more with you. You can start talking to guys and hope to find friends to do stuff together with! You can start barfights. You can try to steal stuff of some random idiot sitting at the bar, leaving his wallet next to him .. that would be equal to stealing loot from mission runners or jetcan miners.
You can steal the wallet of a guy and hope HE starts ths fight so you can kick his ass without the police making you responsible for it!
You can take a visit to the lowsec ghetto, trying to kill random people who walk through the streets, try to do business work aka mission running, or try to kill them!
Life is dangerous!!
You can prostitute yourself if you are at least half decent at talking! Most people aren't, although they believe otherwise, but that's okay because practise makes perfect!
You can do good to people too! You don't need to do bad things to enjoy existing, but unlike reallife, THIS reality ALLOWS YOU TO!
You can start running a bank, promise people 5% a week and they will start coming and handing you their money! Look up what a ponzi scheme is for that. People will fall for it. Phaser Inc did it and went off with a trillion ISK!
We had a player that brilliantly started a legit isk doubling service! She had billions and promised people to double the amounts they sent three times! The catch was that people had to stick strictly to the rules else she would keep the money!
I can assure that she was 100% legit and simply made huge amounts of money from greedy idiots who only saw ISKISKISK! ALWAYS BET ON GREED AND STUPID!!
Life is about learning from mistakes and letting others learn from them!
There's this wormhole lady who has half a dozen alts. She roleplays her own family! She is known throughout the whole freaking EVE cluster, because she is HOT HOT HOT and people dig HOT HOT HOT sososo much!
There's a roleplayer playing a fanatic caldari officer! THE FEDERATION MUST BE DESTROYED!
This person is completely nuts when in character, but one of the most loveliest persons I have met in this whole game! She IS content in her roleplaying forum! Her sole presence creates content and even when she isn't around her name can be found, because she simply is an ICON in her very own way!
Life is about everyone!!
I know the person who literally OWNS AND CONTROLS THE WHOLE MARKET OF HEAVY WATER! If she sold to ALL buyorders throughout ALL the systems she would STILL have more than everyone combined and then some!
That's ECONOMIC MIGHT beyond your imagination, influencing THOUSANDS if she wants to!
There are people ganking freighters in groups! There are entertainers who keep their home systems busy all by themselves!
People who come up with stuff suddenly HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE USE, because it's brilliant and no one did it before!
People who have the goal to annoy CCP themselves with their existence, just to have a tiny tiny bit of influence that affects HUNDREDS OF OTHERS!
People who buy, sell, mine, trade, scam, steal, kill, prostitute themselves, people who start their own freaking CULTS!
And then there is YOU who is BORING HIMSELF and has NO CLUE what's going on!! You ask for what to do! Hints! Ways to find enjoyment in life!
You just didn't get it YET!!
Go out there! Talk to people! Find friends, enemies, a wife/man/sexpartner/slave/dominatrix
IT DOES NOT MATTER AT ALL WHAT IT IS AS LONG AS YOU UNDERSTAND THAT YOUR REALITY GETS DEFINED BY NOT ONLY YOU BUT ALSO BY LITERALLY EVERYONE AROUND YOU *TOO* !
In EVE ONLINE, as much as in your real life, YOU choose your own path!
But it's not about what you think you want to do, not about what interests you, not about doing what you can do!
NO!
NO!!!!
It's about NOT GIVING A ****!! TRYING WHATEVER PUSHES YOUR LIMITS!! IF YOU FAIL YOU JUST TRY AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN!!
It's about what you COULD BECOME and not about what you already ARE! Feel, laugh, cry, rage, but do it with every around you!!
LIFE IS YOU!
DEFINE YOUR EXISTENCE!
CREATE REALITY AS YOU WISH!
YOU CAN DO IT!!
WELCOME ... to LIFE! WELCOME ... TO EVE ONLINE!!
*drops mic, exhausted*
*kinks*
*walks off*
I think it was a bit too long.......
Ralph King-Griffin > **** you sol, years, ****ing years since thats happend
There once was a boobee in space, from the proud gallentean race;
It was like a bubble,
always meant trouble
and jumped right into your face!
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Sista Slade
Nano-Tech Experiments
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Posted - 2015.01.08 19:56:52 -
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Well, I didn't read it.
First! |

Solecist Project
All Glory to the HypnoBoobs
13970
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Posted - 2015.01.08 20:00:50 -
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Not my best work. :p Live I'm better.^_^
Ralph King-Griffin > **** you sol, years, ****ing years since thats happend
There once was a boobee in space, from the proud gallentean race;
It was like a bubble,
always meant trouble
and jumped right into your face!
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Levina Windstar
Mekalon Industry
80
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Posted - 2015.01.08 20:04:03 -
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<3 U
*I read it all* |

Solecist Project
All Glory to the HypnoBoobs
13970
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Posted - 2015.01.08 20:05:59 -
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Levina Windstar wrote:<3 U
*I read it all* I love you too! :)
Sorry we haven't talked in a while! Glad you like it, but I can do better. XD
*hugs* :)
Ralph King-Griffin > **** you sol, years, ****ing years since thats happend
There once was a boobee in space, from the proud gallentean race;
It was like a bubble,
always meant trouble
and jumped right into your face!
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Serene Repose
2034
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Posted - 2015.01.08 20:10:01 -
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*kinks*
(Every time I start talking to a girl like you I wind up in jail, or worse.)
Life is what you make it indeed. Why, just this morning I was so impatient with my tea taking so long I adjusted the boiling point of water to 75-¦F. This afternoon, after reducing my foot size to a size four, and my cup size up two notches, I'm going shopping for clothes I intend to buy with all these leaves I found in my front yard.
That being said...light up that hookah. We have a few things to discuss.
Treason never prospers. What is the reason?
Why, if it prospers, none dare call it "treason."
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Sexy Cakes
Have A Seat
872
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Posted - 2015.01.08 20:10:16 -
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tldr
Not today spaghetti.
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Levina Windstar
Mekalon Industry
81
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Posted - 2015.01.08 20:13:08 -
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Sol doesn't need to do a tldr.
You have to enjoy every single words till the end   |

Lykouleon
Trust Doesn't Rust Triumvirate.
1483
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Posted - 2015.01.08 20:14:15 -
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Life needs more bacon and bacon-related products.
Lykouleon > CYNO ME CLOSER so I can hit them with my sword
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VaIefar Drekavac
Independent Sharpshooters
20
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Posted - 2015.01.08 20:26:15 -
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Wait, no rhymes? |
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
19100
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Posted - 2015.01.08 20:32:31 -
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This deserves a Shatner-esque reading to some classical guitar music in the background.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Vote Sabriz Adoudel for CSM 10!
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Erica Dusette
Isogen 5
29725
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Posted - 2015.01.08 20:33:44 -
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That was gold. GÖÑ
And I got a mention in a Sol OP. 
Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!
Part-Time Wormhole Pirate pâä Full-Time Supermodel
The Endgame | Wormhole Diaries
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Solecist Project
All Glory to the HypnoBoobs
13981
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Posted - 2015.01.08 20:39:27 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:This deserves a Shatner-esque reading to some classical guitar music in the background. That's a great compliment, thanks! Although many don't get it, he deserves every cent he gets when he speaks.
Erica Dusette wrote:That was gold. GÖÑ And I got a mention in a Sol OP.  Thank you! :) Of course I did! :D
Ralph King-Griffin > **** you sol, years, ****ing years since thats happend
There once was a boobee in space, from the proud gallentean race;
It was like a bubble,
always meant trouble
and jumped right into your face!
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Arancar Australis
Dead Sun Rising Enterprises
107
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Posted - 2015.01.08 22:07:17 -
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The tldr version: Just like in RL, if you are bored you go and find something to do> Eve is no different, if bored go find or make content...it ain't that hard.
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Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
30455
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Posted - 2015.01.08 22:14:58 -
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I'm sure I read something, but don't remember what it was.
Was distracted by your boobs |

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2015.01.08 22:18:27 -
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Hengle Teron wrote:I'm sure I read something, but don't remember what it was.
Was distracted by your boobs
I know, right? Last night I was trying to rip a guy a new one for staging something to claim as an exploit, and Sol's cleavage kept staring me in the brain.
Very distracting.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Vote Sabriz Adoudel for CSM 10!
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Radimir Dvornikov
University of Caille Gallente Federation
2
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Posted - 2015.01.08 22:24:03 -
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Those words are exactly what should be read for everyone in New Citizens Q&A. |

Ria Nieyli
Alexylva Paradox Low-Class
30443
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Posted - 2015.01.08 22:24:04 -
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Posting in a stealth "Grrr Goons" thread. |

Kalwas Denitas
9
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Posted - 2015.01.08 22:30:31 -
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Nice read! Undoubtedly there are numerous people paying money to sit in a station, spin a ship, and wonder what to do. its sad that it happens, thankfully there are people like the OP to help show us the light!
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Debora Tsung
Die Woge des Wahnsinns Greater Western Co-Prosperity Sphere
1409
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Posted - 2015.01.08 22:31:04 -
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Well, sometimes you just have to look reality into the face, not politely, and say NO!
EDIT: Also, didn't get to read it all, yet. Maybe laters. ^_^
Stupidity should be a bannable offense.
Also This --> AFK Cloaking Collection Thread
Please stop making "fix afk cloaking!" threads, your idea is not new. Thanks in advance.
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Noriko Mai
1941
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Posted - 2015.01.08 22:32:34 -
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Meep meep. |

Zimmy Zeta
Lisa Needs Braces.
53577
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Posted - 2015.01.08 22:35:15 -
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Noriko Mai wrote:Meep meep.
I'm right behind you...
I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it.
Yes, I do feel bad about it.
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
19105
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Posted - 2015.01.08 22:44:25 -
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Radimir Dvornikov wrote:Those words are exactly what should be read for everyone in New Citizens Q&A.
Agreed. Every new player should know about Sol's cleavage.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Vote Sabriz Adoudel for CSM 10!
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Marsha Mallow
1839
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Posted - 2015.01.08 22:46:23 -
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Solecist Project wrote:the exciting real life of an accountant
 Accountants are very exciting, sexy people I'll have you know.
DON'T BE RIDICULOUS!
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Ria Nieyli
Alexylva Paradox Low-Class
30443
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Posted - 2015.01.08 22:47:29 -
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Marsha Mallow wrote:Solecist Project wrote:the exciting real life of an accountant  Accountants are very exciting, sexy people I'll have you know.
They deal with lots of numbers. Numbers are fun. |

Solecist Project
All Glory to the HypnoBoobs
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Posted - 2015.01.08 22:52:48 -
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Wow, I've received FANMAIL! :O
Thank you! :D
Ralph King-Griffin > **** you sol, years, ****ing years since thats happend
There once was a boobee in space, from the proud gallentean race;
It was like a bubble,
always meant trouble
and jumped right into your face!
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Solecist Project
All Glory to the HypnoBoobs
13992
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Posted - 2015.01.08 22:55:51 -
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Marsha Mallow wrote:Solecist Project wrote:the exciting real life of an accountant  Accountants are very exciting, sexy people I'll have you know.
You're a sexy exception ... I had no idea! :D
Ralph King-Griffin > **** you sol, years, ****ing years since thats happend
There once was a boobee in space, from the proud gallentean race;
It was like a bubble,
always meant trouble
and jumped right into your face!
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Wendrika Hydreiga
233
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Posted - 2015.01.08 23:37:37 -
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Put on a shirt please! |

Paranoid Loyd
3439
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Posted - 2015.01.08 23:41:25 -
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If possession is 9/10 of the law, is perception 9/10 of reality?
"Gankers are just other players, not supernatural monsters who will get you if you don't follow some arbitrary superstition. Haul responsibly and without irrational fear." Masao Kurata
Fix the Prospect!!!
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Solecist Project
All Glory to the HypnoBoobs
13994
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Posted - 2015.01.09 00:02:23 -
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Wendrika Hydreiga wrote:I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Put on a shirt please! You are such a lovely looking girl, you really shouldn't hide yourself behind these goggles. :)
Paranoid Loyd wrote:If possession is 9/10 of the law, is perception 9/10 of reality? I don't know such law, but I can assure you that reality is all about observation, perception, interpretation and interaction. :)
Ralph King-Griffin > **** you sol, years, ****ing years since thats happend
There once was a boobee in space, from the proud gallentean race;
It was like a bubble,
always meant trouble
and jumped right into your face!
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