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Commissar Gaunt
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Posted - 2003.06.02 17:14:00 -
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Sigh....locked for bumping. -Abdalion
Greetings I am Commisar Gaunt. Do you have several new recruits to your corporation/faction that are a litle too green behind the ears? Do they stare at you blankly when you tell them to fit a Multifrequency Crystal to their Dual Light Beam Laser?
Well if you just dont have the time to train these MAGGOTS(tm) yourself, The Commissar can help you! In a few days time I will be announcing the grand opening of my Academy Of Military Exellence, which will provide 3,5 and 10 day intensive courses in the following areas of combat tuition;
*EVE Weaponary 101
*Combat Related Equipment
*Basic Military Stratagem
*Space Combat Stratagem
*Advanced Weaponry Configuration 101
*Advanced Combat Tactics
*Unit Leadership/Managment
These courses(more will be implemented as funds increase) can turn that pathetic little GREENY(tm) into a hardened combat pilot who will understand everything there is too know about killing someone in the EVE universe.
Courses will range in price but all courses will include the cost of a basic ship, so your corp will incur no costs if they lose a vessel during training(note the loss of more vessels than the total cost of the course will mean additional charges)and the benifit of my expert instruction.
So send your n00bs my way, when im done with em they'll not only kill anything that even looks at 'em funny, but when they yell YES SIR(tm) you'll need cochlear implants!
NOTE: This course will not include Skillpaks. This course will teach new recruits how to operate their ships at peak efficiency, tried and tested(by myself) EVE specific combat tactics and more.
[ooc] I am an experienced beta tester combat wise(this is a new identity because my old one was...ahem...less than popular)I have RL armed forces experience and I also play miniature wargames so I am well versed in combat tactics both in EVE and in RL. [ooc]
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"Nemo me impune lacessit" |
Commissar Gaunt
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Posted - 2003.06.04 14:19:00 -
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bump, need more buisness
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"Nemo me impune lacessit" |
Lady Annus
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Posted - 2005.01.26 11:12:00 -
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omg where do i sign up?
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agentsmitty
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Posted - 2005.01.26 11:25:00 -
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go back in time about 18 months and convo this guy
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Rexy
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Posted - 2005.01.26 12:03:00 -
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lady annus why are you bumping old posts all over the forums, go do something usefull, like unplug your keyboard.
All i want for cristmas is a typhoon with launcher rof bonus :) |
Skape Gote
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Posted - 2005.01.26 12:11:00 -
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I know this is a ye olde thread but I wonder if this idea ever took off.
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The Altmeister
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Posted - 2005.01.26 12:50:00 -
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Bit of history for you.
Commisar Gaunt ripped off his corp I believe, so this idea never really took off. ANother CEO who thought it was all his.
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