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MadJohn Rackhem
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Posted - 2006.09.23 01:22:00 -
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In today's news, an extreme left organization known only as "Evolutionary Pressure" (EVLP), has set their Anti-Religious eyes on a small, peaceful corporation - "Pastafarians" (NUDLE).
War was declared on the Pastafarians yesterday as Syris Anu of (EVLP) decided that some of the dedicated miners of the NUDLE's were taking more than their fair share of ore from the large system of Cistuvaert. When confronted, the Pastafarians stated that they were on a "Holy Quest" given to them by their savior, The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM). The FSM gave them a decree to go and mine millions of units of ore from Cistuvaert, as the ore located in that system is sacred to the Pastafarians.
When Syris was informed of this, he became outraged and began attempting to steal ore from the mining Pastas. After many failed attempts at this, he declared war on the simple group. Syris said that he "would like to preseve it (Cistuvaert) as a temple-free haven of agnosticism". He then went on saying that the Flying Spaghetti Monster "has bad sauce" and that he will "endeavor to have his (meat)balls on a platter".
This outrages not only the peaceful Pastafarians, but the entire Amarr race. We, as Amarr, may not all follow the same Deity, but attacking any Deity is an attack on the Amarr themselves.
I beg of you, do not let such injust hatred for the holy go un-punished.
~MadJohn Rackhem~ Pastafarians CEO (NUDLE)
For those who feel a calling, they may contact MadJohn Rackhem, or any Pastafarian for religious guidance and deeper knowledge of Our Holiness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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Space Hog
NEW DAWN CO Fuzzy Nut Attack Squirrels
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Posted - 2006.09.23 01:45:00 -
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The Fuzzy Nut Attack Squirrels have eating all the meat balls. YUMMM
Caution
http://www.eve-nuts.comVis |
Gaius Kador
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2006.09.23 19:35:00 -
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Originally by: MadJohn Rackhem
~MadJohn Rackhem~ Pastafarians CEO (NUDLE)
Shut it. Grow a spine. Take the pain. Live and learn.
I don't like beggars. ----------------------------------------------
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Rylet VanDorn
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Posted - 2006.09.26 02:49:00 -
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Originally by: Gaius Kador
Originally by: MadJohn Rackhem
~MadJohn Rackhem~ Pastafarians CEO (NUDLE)
Shut it. Grow a spine. Take the pain. Live and learn.
I don't like beggars.
You have absolutely no sense of humor or imagination do you?
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Babs Johnson
MetaForge Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2006.09.26 04:23:00 -
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Originally by: Rylet VanDorn
Originally by: Gaius Kador
Originally by: MadJohn Rackhem
~MadJohn Rackhem~ Pastafarians CEO (NUDLE)
Shut it. Grow a spine. Take the pain. Live and learn.
I don't like beggars.
You have absolutely no sense of humor or imagination do you?
Exactly what one would expect from an Amarrian.
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Rodj Blake
Amarr PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2006.09.26 09:08:00 -
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This "Flying Spaghetti Monster" seems to me to be nothing more than a heretical delusion.
Quote: This outrages not only the peaceful Pastafarians, but the entire Amarr race. We, as Amarr, may not all follow the same Deity, but attacking any Deity is an attack on the Amarr themselves.
Actually, all Amarrians do follow the same God. By chosing to worship a figment of your own imagination, you have ceased to be an Amarrian.
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