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DaReaper
Net 7
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Posted - 2015.01.30 00:32:41 -
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So i think we need a bit of a good old fashioned crystal ball thread.
Fan Fest is a month and 1/2 away, so lets start making some predictions and maybe have a place to corrugate all the rumors in one thread for better tracking.
What i think is most likly:
Valk keynote thursday will have the next ship to be added to the game, and will give us an overview of the play modes.
EVE Keynote will have some basic roadmap info and a few reviels for the year, most for the release immediatly after fan fest
CCP presents will have an overview of the New Eden project, and knowing ccp's track record another course change back to eve everywhere (last bit tossed in for fun)
What i want to happen:
Valk keynote will announce a release date (Occulus will announce this at the same time) or at the least beta date, with lots of game info. Will be a long keynote.
EVE keynote.. i;d have a video teasing the return of the jove, and a huge reveal about there roles (if not announced sooner)
Friday i woudl announce CCP's 4th (5th) project (this was mentioned a few years ago, when ccp was doing valk, dust, wod and eve. Unless its legion.) i think they have another produce due to the 1 char 4 levels on consciousness.
Sat CCP presents will have an over view of how things will tie together, with dust devs being hammered about legion, CCP will announce a green lite.
No mater what, its gonna be interetsing
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
6143
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Posted - 2015.01.30 00:44:23 -
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Forgive me but I came in expecting to be asked to place bets on what will get vandalized.
(My faith in humanity... is lacking)
Allow me to apologize for the thought that I had, but I had to be honest about it.
I'm expecting CCP to pull some heinous surprises this FF and mainly out of the expectation that it's sheer fun to out-do the previous year. Wish I could be there but I don't want to find out the hard way on which watch list I'm on.
Bring back DEEEEP Space!
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Serene Repose
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Posted - 2015.01.30 00:56:46 -
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I predict EVE players will eventually proof read their subject lines, or at least try to type them when they're sober.
Fanfest - I bet $100 American several things will be promised, and three months later, people will be asking where they are. One year later, we'll have moved on to another set of "things."
Treason never prospers. What is the reason?
Why, if it prospers, none dare call it "treason."
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ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
4215
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Posted - 2015.01.30 01:23:12 -
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I predict I'll be drinking.
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
Captain
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department
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Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
7703
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Posted - 2015.01.30 02:28:07 -
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I predict the odor of fat people will be nearly overwhelming in some of the more popular presentations.
Mr Epeen 
There are 86,400 seconds in a day. You just saved one of them by typing 'u' instead of 'you'.-á Congratulations, dumbass!
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vccv
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Posted - 2015.01.30 02:39:45 -
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Interesting things from CCP combined with a few choice words from a few players who for some reason are thought of as important enough to be allowed to sit in front of a microphone and address the community with some form of authority.
Lots of beer.
Lots of mouth breathing. |
TigerXtrm
Black Thorne Corporation
Black Thorne Alliance
1012
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Posted - 2015.01.30 02:40:59 -
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Valk Keynote: CCP will have learned from Dust and are going to reemphasize that Valk will not be linked to EVE for the foreseeable future, if ever. Massive gameplay changes will be shown, new partnerships announced.
EVE Keynote: Sleeper/Jovian trailer explaining what the f*ck is going on with the drones everywhere. Major announcements regarding key overhauls to corp management, POS's and most importantly, the first official presentation of new Sov mechanics (which will have a separate presentation of their own where everyone is going to complain about their own bottom line). I will not be sitting among the EVE Devs by accident this year.
Dust/Legion Keynote: Dust will be briefly shown with the past update in mind and a future roadmap, but the majority of the presentation will be about Legion and how it's coming along. Maybe even with a date for an open beta later in the year. They will announce (again) major plans to hook Legion into EVE in Dust's place once the game goes live and even more ways to influence EVE (maybe solidified plans related to PI).
CCP Keynote: They will explain what the f*ck happened with the EVE models they had planned and present another awesome Guard music video that will have to be played twice out of sheer awesomeness. We'll finally learn a bit more about the EVE TV show that was planned (either canceled or going into production stages, could go either way).
Security Presentation: At least one asshat is going to b*tch about the ISBoxer ban. At least one asshat is going to ask about two factor authentication. The number of accounts banned for abusing ISBoxer will be greater than 1000.
Pubcrawl: No flags will stolen this year. Bars that involve elevators will be avoided.
Graphics Presentation: At least one asshat is going to ask about corp logo's on ships. The answer will be: We're not sure yet. And everyone will moan in disappointment.
POS Overhaul Presentation: At least one asshat is going to b*tch about having to pay a fee for building at his own POS.
I think that's about all I can come up with. If everyone could send me 1 million isk for each point I get right, that would be great.
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Unezka Turigahl
Det Som Engang Var
581
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Posted - 2015.01.30 02:54:45 -
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They will put another capsule into space, this time with a player inside. |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
6144
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Posted - 2015.01.30 03:38:43 -
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Unezka Turigahl wrote:They will put another capsule into space, this time with a player inside.
And to be by and for the spirit of the game, the player in the capsule must be there against his will and will have to sing a song to be allowed to re-enter.
Bring back DEEEEP Space!
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Glathull
Warlock Assassins
921
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Posted - 2015.01.30 03:51:00 -
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I can predict that I won't be there. Again :(
One of these days, I'll be both single and sober around Christmas . . . .
I honestly feel like I just read fifty shades of dumb. --CCP Falcon
Shut up, Anslo. --everyone
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
919
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Posted - 2015.01.30 03:58:45 -
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ISD Dorrim Barstorlode wrote:I predict I'll be drinking.
that's about the only bet I'd be willing to make, lots and lots of alcoholic beverage consumption. sadly I won't be there this year to bring up the average
I'll join the chorus asking CCP, don't take my fancy names away from me!
In the name of the Limos, the Malkuth, and the Arbalest, so help me pod
- Mara Rinn
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
19645
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Posted - 2015.01.30 04:08:15 -
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We will see a redesign of the Atron redesign, and will see it promised for 2015.
Scientists will attempt to combine CCP Guard's and CCP Gargant's DNA in an attempt to create a normal sized human being.
Nipple rods.
Legion will be scrapped in favor of DUST 2.0 for Nintendo Wii U.
CCP NakedMan will streak the keynote, or as he calls it, taking a stroll.
CCP Fozzie's hangover inspires him to fix the Drake, leads to epic lightsaber battle with CCP Rise.
15% of attendees will go without showering, and it will be noticed by 120% of the other attendees.
CCP will record another CD that promotes respiratory health awareness.
Lore lecture on day 2 will reveal that all Jovians evolved from Pandas.
CCP employees re-enact live all scenes from 'Rocky Horror Picture Show'. CCP Darwin admits he doesn't know how to do 'The Time Warp'. Is forced to pose for next employee directory photos dressed as Dr. Frank N. Furter. Finds that CCP Falcon swaps lipstick and mascara for permanent paint. CCP Darwin looks fabulous for 2 weeks.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Vote Sabriz Adoudel for CSM 10!
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
6144
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Posted - 2015.01.30 04:10:22 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:We will see a redesign of the Atron redesign, and will see it promised for 2015.
Scientists will attempt to combine CCP Guard's and CCP Gargant's DNA in an attempt to create a normal sized human being.
Nipple rods.
Legion will be scrapped in favor of DUST 2.0 for Nintendo Wii U.
CCP NakedMan will streak the keynote, or as he calls it, taking a stroll.
CCP Fozzie's hangover inspires him to fix the Drake, leads to epic lightsaber battle with CCP Rise.
15% of attendees will go without showering, and it will be noticed by 120% of the other attendees.
CCP will record another CD that promotes respiratory health awareness.
Lore lecture on day 2 will reveal that all Jovians evolved from Pandas.
CCP employees re-enact live all scenes from 'Rocky Horror Picture Show'. CCP Darwin admits he doesn't know how to do 'The Time Warp'. Is forced to pose for next employee directory photos dressed as Dr. Frank N. Furter. Finds that CCP Falcon swaps lipstick and mascara for permanent paint. CCP Darwin looks fabulous for 2 weeks.
Nipple rods?
Bring back DEEEEP Space!
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
19645
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Posted - 2015.01.30 04:15:29 -
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Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:Nipple rods?
Out of all those, I figured that one was the most self-explanatory.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Vote Sabriz Adoudel for CSM 10!
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DaReaper
Net 7
1762
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Posted - 2015.01.30 05:02:09 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:We will see a redesign of the Atron redesign, and will see it promised for 2015.
Scientists will attempt to combine CCP Guard's and CCP Gargant's DNA in an attempt to create a normal sized human being.
Nipple rods.
Legion will be scrapped in favor of DUST 2.0 for Nintendo Wii U.
CCP NakedMan will streak the keynote, or as he calls it, taking a stroll.
CCP Fozzie's hangover inspires him to fix the Drake, leads to epic lightsaber battle with CCP Rise.
15% of attendees will go without showering, and it will be noticed by 120% of the other attendees.
CCP will record another CD that promotes respiratory health awareness.
Lore lecture on day 2 will reveal that all Jovians evolved from Pandas.
CCP employees re-enact live all scenes from 'Rocky Horror Picture Show'. CCP Darwin admits he doesn't know how to do 'The Time Warp'. Is forced to pose for next employee directory photos dressed as Dr. Frank N. Furter. Finds that CCP Falcon swaps lipstick and mascara for permanent paint. CCP Darwin looks fabulous for 2 weeks.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
OMG Comet Mining idea!!! Comet Mining!
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Solops Crendraven
Solops Inc
74
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Posted - 2015.01.30 05:05:53 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:Nipple rods? Out of all those, I figured that one was the most self-explanatory.
I Predict The End of Eve Universe as we know it .And Eve Online Players will Be Abducted by real Aliens., Good riddance
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Ferni Ka'Nviiou
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
2290
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Posted - 2015.01.30 05:25:15 -
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Solops Crendraven wrote:Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:Nipple rods? Out of all those, I figured that one was the most self-explanatory. I Predict The End of Eve Universe as we know it .And Eve Online Players will Be Abducted by real Aliens., Good riddance
Weren't you leaving, or something?
I don't believe in advanced alien lifeforms. However, I do believe we have more than enough active subscribers to keep this game running for a very, very long time. |
Solops Crendraven
Solops Inc
74
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Posted - 2015.01.30 05:33:20 -
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Ferni Ka'Nviiou wrote:Solops Crendraven wrote:Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:Nipple rods? Out of all those, I figured that one was the most self-explanatory. I Predict The End of Eve Universe as we know it .And Eve Online Players will Be Abducted by real Aliens., Good riddance Weren't you leaving, or something? I don't believe in advanced alien lifeforms. However, I do believe we have more than enough active subscribers to keep this game running for a very, very long time.
O relax you havnt gotten used to my Dry sarcasm yet?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc80tFJpTuo
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Serene Repose
2153
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Posted - 2015.01.30 13:52:31 -
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vccv wrote:Interesting things from CCP combined with a few choice words from a few players who for some reason are thought of as important enough to be allowed to sit in front of a microphone and address the community with some form of authority.
Lots of beer.
Lots of mouth breathing. Puckering in the right places might get YOU a new pair of Mittens, TOO!
Treason never prospers. What is the reason?
Why, if it prospers, none dare call it "treason."
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BuckStrider
Nano-Tech Experiments
513
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Posted - 2015.01.30 14:01:20 -
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I'll just go with the odds and past trends....
I predict there will be a lot of drinking (duh)
I predict someone will say/do something that will get them banned (perm or temp)
I predict that over 70% of what the devs say won't come to pass anytime soon (this used to be 85%, but they seem to be getting better)
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Celise Katelo
State War Academy
Caldari State
57
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Posted - 2015.01.30 14:23:36 -
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I hope the Virtual Ticket (Stream) is better quality then 2014... 
The camera man was drunk i think 
Then the sound was rather shocking at times, had to keep turning my speakers up & down
Then we kept losing the signal, or was someone pulling out the cables for a joke....
Saying all this, it was still EPIC. So i will sub again
Back on topic, my predictions
The camera man will still be drunk
Topic of the day will be someone drinking loads of water
Justin Bieber will become the new CCP [insert name][insert position]
CCP Mimic will get a Tattoo
EVEBoard ...Just over 18million skill points, each skill was chosen for a reason. I closed my eyes & clicked another skill to train... "BINGO...!!!" ... "This time i got something usefull"
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ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
3778
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Posted - 2015.01.30 21:59:02 -
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I predict I will get lost in Reykjavik repeatedly, it will be densely clouded during the eclipse of the sun, there will be a heavy snowstorm during the Pubcrawl and for some reason or the other I will accidentally become prime target for some shady Icelandic crime syndicate.
On the plus side however I will bring my laptop and continue to moderate and watch over the forum during FanFest!
ISD Ezwal
Vice Admiral
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department
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Legetus Shmoof Metallii
Royal Black Watch Highlanders
DARKNESS.
52
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Posted - 2015.01.31 05:44:45 -
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I'm gonna guess on the specifics of ship remodels. I want to say they will have possible remodels for the following ships:
Celestia because please it's a tumor ridden banana, changing it to be more rounded and symmetrical but less warped
Bantam to make it less... dumb... but will remain boxy
Navitas to make it less stupid
Rupture to make the design less, I dunno, office building like?
Others could be the Thorax, Imicus, Griffin, and the also banana shaped am are frigates |
Felicity Love
Imperium Galactic Navy
2193
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Posted - 2015.01.31 05:53:25 -
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T2 BPO's will be nerfed, new vanity items will be introduced at outrageous prices in PLEX and the eclipse will be cancelled due to shetay weather. (Volcanic island in the middle of the North Atlantic, in WINTER... who knew?)
Oh, and at least one Null Sec alliance "leader" will make an ass of him or herself while screaming "Dafuq?" to anyone who will listen.
All HAIL the new "WoW".... "World of Warships" ! ! !
"EVE is dying." -- The Four Forum Trolls of the Apocalypse.-á-á ( Pick four, any four. They all smell. -á)
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Big Lynx
Chaotic Tranquility
Warp to Cyno.
878
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Posted - 2015.01.31 06:14:57 -
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I predict a neckbeard election. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
3713
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Posted - 2015.01.31 10:48:29 -
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I predict that Hilmar's challenge to the Gods by moving Fanfest to be coincident with a solar eclipse will prove fatal to CCP unless they perform a human sascrifice*.
*now let's pretend I found the final scene from 1973's The Wicker Man in all its insane glory so could link it here for your amusement.
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! Ingame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar
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Gregor Parud
Ordo Ardish
997
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Posted - 2015.01.31 11:13:26 -
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The announcement of new performance implants, using slot 1-5, with very funky and very useful bonuses. All for the low price of a few aurum. |
Varathius
Blood Fountain Massacre
LOADED-DICE
152
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Posted - 2015.01.31 13:02:00 -
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well, I wish all you men great fun in that sausage party blue lagoon Jacuzzi or whatever it is ... |
DaReaper
Net 7
1767
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Posted - 2015.02.02 19:30:42 -
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Bumping, fan fest seems to be shaping up to be interesting. At least going off of ingame going ons.
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Claud Tiberius
Fidelas Constans
91
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Posted - 2015.02.03 00:39:07 -
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Some things are going to be released Soon.
Once upon a time the Golem had a Raven hull and it looked good. Then it transformed into a plataduck. The end.
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
6177
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Posted - 2015.02.03 03:04:46 -
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ISD Ezwal wrote:I predict I will get lost in Reykjavik repeatedly, it will be densely clouded during the eclipse of the sun, there will be a heavy snowstorm during the Pubcrawl and for some reason or the other I will accidentally become prime target for some shady Icelandic crime syndicate. On the plus side however I will bring my laptop and continue to moderate and watch over the forum during FanFest!
It's all fun and games until you get lured by a honeypot and wake up missing a kidney. Mark my words.
Bring back DEEEEP Space!
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