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Foley Aberas Jones
Huogikku Corporation
Heiian Conglomerate
90
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Posted - 2015.01.30 15:58:59 -
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Hi Foley Jones here and i would like to introduce to you all the "Anti-Filth grenade' (Name in the works)
What is the Anti -Filth grenade you may ask? Well im glad you asked, the Anti-filth grenade is the newest weapon of mass destruction in the Household warfare of cleaning brought to you by the glorious R&D team of Huogikku corporation
Check this **** out
This Grenade contains hundreds of nanites designed to..well clean the rooms of your house..Just pull the pin, hold on tightly as you prepare your throw, then chuck it into what ever room that requires the Anti-filth grenade
The Nanites also can dissolve any trash they come across....somehow... using their stick sensor arrays, that we somehow developed for nanites...The Nanites can accurately find those hidden snake wrappers behind your couch or get that rotten grape thats been decaying under your refrigerator for weeks now
Tired of having to clean the dirt between those titles in your floor? Not anymore will you have to suffer cleaning that, as with the Anti filth grenade, you can have that bathroom cleaned within a total of 2 minutes!
Think of all the time you can save with the Anti-filth Grenade!
Order now, are current pack of 24 grenades, for a total of 50,00 ISK
But if you order right this moment, i will throw in 12 more grenades, FREE!
Thats right! a 25,000 ISK value kit, absolutely free!
Buy now while supplies last! |
Kalaratiri
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security
468
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Posted - 2015.01.30 16:00:27 -
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I also coat my home in nanites.
She's mad but she's magic, there's no lie in her fire.
This is possibly one of the worst threads in the history of these forums. -á- CCP Falcon
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Rinai Vero
Moira.
Villore Accords
372
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Posted - 2015.01.30 16:03:05 -
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inb4 grey goo |
Tiberious Thessalonia
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security
2257
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Posted - 2015.01.30 16:05:20 -
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Kalaratiri wrote:I also coat my home in nanites.
Me too! |
Thea Isotalo
Black Rise Colonial Exploration
14
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Posted - 2015.01.30 17:10:35 -
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Heyas!
Sounds nifty!
Can this stuff do laundry? Carpet?
I mean just suppose like a real grenade went off in my quarters. Say during a nice dinner party? Would one of yours be good at well...cleaning that kind of a mess? I mean, would it be able to get rid of all the blood spatter, food, scorch marks, broken glasses and bits of corpses without damaging the carpeting or the paintings? Can they get those stubborn droplets of arterial spray from inside even the tiniest electronic devices?
I mean, not that this is likely to happen. I don't usually go around throwing grenades at dinner parties. That kind of behavior totally gets you talked about. But you know, stranger things have happened.
Um...yeah.
Thanks! |
Foley Aberas Jones
Huogikku Corporation
Heiian Conglomerate
90
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Posted - 2015.01.30 17:19:27 -
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Thea Isotalo wrote:Heyas!
Sounds nifty!
Can this stuff do laundry? Carpet?
I mean just suppose like a real grenade went off in my quarters. Say during a nice dinner party? Would one of yours be good at well...cleaning that kind of a mess? I mean, would it be able to get rid of all the blood spatter, food, scorch marks, broken glasses and bits of corpses without damaging the carpeting or the paintings? Can they get those stubborn droplets of arterial spray from inside even the tiniest electronic devices?
I mean, not that this is likely to happen. I don't usually go around throwing grenades at dinner parties. That kind of behavior totally gets you talked about. But you know, stranger things have happened.
Um...yeah.
Thanks!
Yes ma'am!
The Anti-filth Grenade is excellent also for laundry, just simply toss the grenadec into your washing machine with your dirty clothing, then shut it tight and let the Nantes do their work!
And yes it can clean up everything you listed, and more!
And everyone loves a good grenade at a dinner party! |
Utari Onzo
13.
Enigma Project
120
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Posted - 2015.01.30 17:52:37 -
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Do you also make special cleaning cloths that can soak up any liquid known to man?
New York, Paris, Peckham, Jita
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Foley Aberas Jones
Huogikku Corporation
Heiian Conglomerate
90
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Posted - 2015.01.30 18:05:05 -
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Utari Onzo wrote:Do you also make special cleaning cloths that can soak up any liquid known to man?
No,
but we are developing a knife that has that ability..... |
Utari Onzo
13.
Enigma Project
121
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Posted - 2015.01.30 18:23:27 -
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Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Utari Onzo wrote:Do you also make special cleaning cloths that can soak up any liquid known to man? No, but we are developing a knife that has that ability.....
Shut up and take my money! You deliver to wormholes right?
New York, Paris, Peckham, Jita
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Foley Aberas Jones
Huogikku Corporation
Heiian Conglomerate
90
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Posted - 2015.01.30 18:37:54 -
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Utari Onzo wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Utari Onzo wrote:Do you also make special cleaning cloths that can soak up any liquid known to man? No, but we are developing a knife that has that ability..... Shut up and take my money! You deliver to wormholes right?
Yes but you wont be able to use our express deliver ervice..have to use our slower more generic service
And shipping would cost extra... |
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
1598
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Posted - 2015.01.31 07:24:52 -
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Oh damn it, Mr. Foley!!
I thought you have invented a grenade, that would kill only gallenteans, and you... you...
I am disappointed. |
Anabella Rella
Gradient
1870
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Posted - 2015.01.31 08:13:32 -
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Now if someone would just invent an anti-stupid grenade and toss it Kim's way...
When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
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Wendrika Hydreiga
247
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Posted - 2015.01.31 09:41:21 -
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Science has gone too far!
Imagine how much Dust I can clean up with those grenades! Entire battlefields! |
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
1602
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Posted - 2015.02.01 02:41:16 -
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Anabella Rella wrote:Now if someone would just invent an anti-stupid grenade and toss it Kim's way...
Then I would survive and if you would be nearby, you would die. |
Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union
Gallente Federation
316
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Posted - 2015.02.01 03:20:31 -
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Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Thea Isotalo wrote:Heyas!
Sounds nifty!
Can this stuff do laundry? Carpet?
I mean just suppose like a real grenade went off in my quarters. Say during a nice dinner party? Would one of yours be good at well...cleaning that kind of a mess? I mean, would it be able to get rid of all the blood spatter, food, scorch marks, broken glasses and bits of corpses without damaging the carpeting or the paintings? Can they get those stubborn droplets of arterial spray from inside even the tiniest electronic devices?
I mean, not that this is likely to happen. I don't usually go around throwing grenades at dinner parties. That kind of behavior totally gets you talked about. But you know, stranger things have happened.
Um...yeah.
Thanks! Yes ma'am! The Anti-filth Grenade is excellent also for laundry, just simply toss the grenadec into your washing machine with your dirty clothing, then shut it tight and let the Nantes do their work! And yes it can clean up everything you listed, and more! And everyone loves a good grenade at a dinner party!
Can this grenade clean up combustion residues in barrels of projectile weapons and nuclear waste produced by Matari starship reactors?
- Would very much love to cobble anyone who insinuates that I am a loyalist in the head with a 125mm calibre Fusion round.
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Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
307
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Posted - 2015.02.01 04:07:18 -
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A real Anti-Filth Grenade would kill all the filthy Minmatar subhumans in the room into which it is thrown while leaving all the non-Minmatar unharmed. |
Zhong Juan
Syn-Tek
5
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Posted - 2015.02.01 13:23:07 -
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I believe I know a fitting slogan for this product. Bang, and the dirt is gone...
I am sorry. |
Utari Onzo
13.
Enigma Project
122
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Posted - 2015.02.01 13:26:46 -
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Zhong Juan wrote:I believe I know a fitting slogan for this product. Bang, and the dirt is gone...
I am sorry.
More like Boom?
New York, Paris, Peckham, Jita
13. is recruiting
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Foley Aberas Jones
Huogikku Corporation
93
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Posted - 2015.02.04 16:28:25 -
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Nauplius wrote:A real Anti-Filth Grenade would kill all the filthy Minmatar subhumans in the room into which it is thrown while leaving all the non-Minmatar unharmed.
So basically a grenade that is good at penetrating armor made of scrap metal?
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Tabris Katz
New Moon Harvesters
25
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Posted - 2015.02.04 17:04:58 -
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Mr. Jones,
A few questions about this product.
First, how long do these nanites linger after deployment? If they do linger for a significant amount of time, will the continue to clean for the duration of such said activity?
Second, how safe is this product on living creatures? Would be safe to use in a room while a cat or dog is present in there or would I have to vacate myself and other pets from such said rooms for the duration of their activity? |
epicurus ataraxia
Z3R0 Return Mining Inc.
Illusion of Solitude
1482
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Posted - 2015.02.06 14:00:57 -
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I am personally A little more concerned with the nanites understanding of filth, human biological waste you say? Blood you say? Just how aggressive are these nanites at searching out such products? How far will they go to find them? At the very least, I can imagine ones dinner parties to end up, how shall I describe it, "embarrassing"?
There is one EvE. Many people. Many lifestyles. WE are EvE
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Luna Hanaya
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
31
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Posted - 2015.02.06 15:07:00 -
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Probably they would dissolve you, leaving just bones.
Clean, polished bones.
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Foley Aberas Jones
Huogikku Corporation
95
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Posted - 2015.02.06 15:25:32 -
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Luna Hanaya wrote:Probably they would dissolve you, leaving just bones.
Clean, polished bones.
Well I did say they are the most superior cleaning device to ever be constructed.... |
Blue spy
Eclipse Navy
Brave Collective
25
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Posted - 2015.02.06 15:26:47 -
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As a professional involved in the 'waste' disposal business, I can personally attest to the reliability and thoroughness of the 'Anti-Filth Grenade' by the Huogikku Corporation.
In my line of work; mess is a positive indicator of success. However the result of my thoroughness is that I often have severe difficulties ensuring that 'waste' is cleaned up in a discrete manner, and to a high standard, removing any distinct possibility for future identification of the 'waste' in question. That grenade is the answer to my problem.
I wholeheartedly endorse this product to any other individuals involved in the 'refuse and waste disposal' industry. |
Foley Aberas Jones
Huogikku Corporation
96
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Posted - 2015.02.13 16:14:29 -
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Tabris Katz wrote:Mr. Jones,
A few questions about this product.
First, how long do these nanites linger after deployment? If they do linger for a significant amount of time, will the continue to clean for the duration of such said activity?
Second, how safe is this product on living creatures? Would be safe to use in a room while a cat or dog is present in there or would I have to vacate myself and other pets from such said rooms for the duration of their activity?
Sorry did not see this question!
1st: The nanites last about a good 5 minutes...Not a long time i know but that is more than enough time to make any room look new and shiny!
2nd: IT took us awhile but the Nanites will not...."attack" any pets...we learnt that the hard way...Many rats have died to bring us the information needed to fix that...Rest in peace little ratatouille...
But the Nanites are now fully harmless to any living organism..Unless you want that then i guess i could sell you the left over prototypes...You sick ****.. |
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