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Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction The Pursuit of Happiness
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Posted - 2015.02.26 15:02:09 -
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Alliance name: Derp Masters Alliance mouth: Dr Longbow Reason for failure: Recruited pilots for highsec then moved to nullsec Times this has been tried before: 4,430
"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."
U-MAD Membership Recruitment
PoH Corporation Recruitment
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Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade Derp Masters
7
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Posted - 2015.02.26 15:12:29 -
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Zeus Maximo wrote:Alliance name: Derp Masters Alliance mouth: Dr Longbow Reason for failure: Recruited pilots for highsec then moved to nullsec Times this has been tried before: 4,430
I recruit pilots for all sec. We can not fail at our goal. |
Xorphix
Deadly Fingertips
43
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Posted - 2015.02.26 15:31:49 -
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Dr Longbow wrote:Zeus Maximo wrote:Alliance name: Derp Masters Alliance mouth: Dr Longbow Reason for failure: Recruited pilots for highsec then moved to nullsec Times this has been tried before: 4,430 I recruit pilots for all sec. We can not fail at our goal.
What is that goal again? |
Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade Derp Masters
7
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Posted - 2015.02.26 15:46:05 -
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Xorphix wrote:Dr Longbow wrote:Zeus Maximo wrote:Alliance name: Derp Masters Alliance mouth: Dr Longbow Reason for failure: Recruited pilots for highsec then moved to nullsec Times this has been tried before: 4,430 I recruit pilots for all sec. We can not fail at our goal. What is that goal again?
I'm so happy that you finally asked. Its to have fun with internet space ships silly. Among other small situational side endeavors. |
Destiny Corrupted
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
2798
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Posted - 2015.02.26 15:58:28 -
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That's Juche as ****, dude. Do you work for the KWP?
I wrote some true EVE stories! And no, they're not of the generic "my 0.0 alliance had lots of 0.0 fleets and took a lot of 0.0 space" sort. Check them out here:
https://truestories.eveonline.com/users/2074-destiny-corrupted
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Oki Spiegel
P-VYVL Industries
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Posted - 2015.02.26 18:19:20 -
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Oh dear Longbow, you must have forgot to refill your medications. We still like you buddy and we like your plan. We do think you get a little too loud from time to time. I hope that you watch your step when conducting your operations within Venal.
Good luck old friend. .... You are gonna need it. |
Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade Derp Masters
7
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Posted - 2015.02.26 18:28:50 -
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Destiny Corrupted wrote:That's Juche as ****, dude. Do you work for the KWP?
I can see where you gather this view from. No I do not work for the KWP, I work for Rascals Brigade.
Oki trust me, my demeanor in nul is way more sophisticated than when dealing with many of these high sec savages. I regret nothing, thanks for the wishes of luck. |
Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade Derp Masters
7
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Posted - 2015.02.27 05:33:01 -
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Re: 1v1 From: Dr Longbow Sent: 2015.02.27 05:24 To: Terminus Wrex,
have fun with that. dinosaurs went extinct by the way.
Re: 1v1 From: Terminus Wrex Sent: 2015.02.27 05:17 To: Dr Longbow,
War: The Vikings of Valhalla vs. Derp Masters hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah get rekt
Re: 1v1 From: Dr Longbow Sent: 2015.02.27 05:16 To: Terminus Wrex,
https://zkillboard.com/kill/44729789/
this stands out on our KB so hard dude.
Re: 1v1 From: Terminus Wrex Sent: 2015.02.27 05:14 To: Dr Longbow,
Kill: Dr Longbow (Tornado) Kill: Dr Longbow (Capsule) Kill: Pancho DeBorracho (Cyclone) Kill: Dr Longbow (Buzzard) Kill: Dr Longbow (Capsule) lmao getrekt scrub From: Dr Longbow Sent: 2015.02.27 05:11 To: Terminus Wrex,
gonna bring that useless cyclone a bunch of reps. Those random tornado were the greatest **** ever. Did you like that? I was so the right ass hole in the right place, doing the right thing, at the right time. Dude,.... Derp Masters are on your killmail. The alliance Derp Masters have managed to destroy your ship. With some random help, that was awesome. No mad tho? :)
Re: 1v1 From: Terminus Wrex Sent: 2015.02.27 05:02 To: Dr Longbow,
you sound ******** have fun hiding in your station scrub
Re: 1v1 From: Dr Longbow Sent: 2015.02.27 05:00 To: Terminus Wrex,
I aim to make your organization pay for your actions. I will fight you, but time is on my side. We'll see who the true scrub in this 1v1 challange,,, btw, trash talk.
[04:24:05] hellyeaz > lol [04:24:42] Terminus Wrex Dr Longbow undock *****, I want to be inspired by your pirate ship [04:29:50] Terminus Wrex > you too busy plotting your epic ascendancy? [04:44:37] Dr Longbow > oh its termijusususpect come back then Wrex [04:45:28] Dr Longbow > I'll hit the forums like local to the likes of you [04:45:44] Dr Longbow Terminus Wrex pft okay dude [04:47:37] Dr Longbow > jhocky for position or do I need to go afk in space for you. every clone before me had to feed longbow's childrien. [04:47:51] Dr Longbow > these little rascals eat
1v1 From: Terminus Wrex Sent: 2015.02.27 04:29 To: Dr Longbow,
fight me scrub Kill: Dr Longbow (Capsule) Kill: Dr Longbow (Capsule) |
Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade Derp Masters
7
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Posted - 2015.02.27 05:33:52 -
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Someone was hungry for some Longbow. |
Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade Derp Masters
7
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Posted - 2015.02.27 05:36:31 -
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When you look at Derp Masters KB, This stands out. Dude Derp Masters got you. With lucky help yes, but does that burn a little? I'm the one who is bitching tho?
https://zkillboard.com/kill/44729789/ |
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Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade Derp Masters
7
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Posted - 2015.02.27 06:27:04 -
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[06:04:25] Terminus Wrex > where? [06:04:46] Dr Longbow > you know how dscan works calling me a scrub [06:05:07] Terminus Wrex > dude cmon [06:05:56] Terminus Wrex > i came all the way here [06:06:04] Terminus Wrex > just tell me where to warp [06:06:17] Dr Longbow > i won't warp till one of our ships pop [06:06:48] Terminus Wrex > where....are....you? [06:06:56] Terminus Wrex > jesus [06:07:16] Terminus Wrex > theres alot of **** in here [06:07:37] Dr Longbow > this system has been like this all day [06:09:03] Terminus Wrex > dude im at the sun come on lets go [06:09:14] Terminus Wrex > youre wasting time [06:10:09] Dr Longbow > nope [06:10:16] Terminus Wrex > planet 1? [06:10:29] Dr Longbow > why because you cant use dscan [06:10:37] Dr Longbow > I'm at a customs office [06:13:03] Terminus Wrex > bullshit dude [06:13:09] Dr Longbow > vi [06:13:23] Dr Longbow > i'm feeling the sun on this one [06:13:36] Terminus Wrex > 1 secv [06:13:38] Terminus Wrex > omw [06:14:44] Terminus Wrex > 175 km away? [06:17:19] Terminus Wrex > theyre just watchingh
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Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade Derp Masters
7
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Posted - 2015.02.27 06:32:30 -
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I'm going to enjoy this. |
RolandoooEvoX
The Vikings of Valhalla
9
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Posted - 2015.02.27 14:26:16 -
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Dr Longbow wrote:When you look at Derp Masters KB, This stands out. Dude Derp Masters got you. With lucky help yes, but does that burn a little? I'm the one who is bitching tho? https://zkillboard.com/kill/44729789/
Actually when I look at Derp Masters kb that's the only kill I see.... hmmm.
I also see 40 straight losses in a row after you received help to kill a Battlecruiser (cyclone). Keep up the great work Mrs.Longbow!
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Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade Derp Masters
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Posted - 2015.02.27 15:21:21 -
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Help that I didn't know I was gonna get. and the fact that its that one green spot really does make it stand out. I like how that cyclone ran out of cap charges and that is why your group decided he won and it was time to ***** on the km in a fight that was supposed to be 1v1.
Not mad, I knew you treacherous dogs would not fight with honor in a 1v1. You know damn well that without your help I would have ate that cyclone. I knew the 1v1 was bull **** the second I saw that half rate ganker in a battle cruiser in a fight that was supposed to be a battleship brawl.
Wanted to cry about me making him use dscan. Please, mark my words, the second you fools start to get close to losing the ISK war you will turn tail and run like the cowards you are. Come try that **** in Venal, if your fleet will make it alive. Or are you afraid that my Blue help will show up?
Rest assured my **** ant little friends, I have no blues in Venal yet. But I'm also not going to Venal to start **** with the locals, get rich, or any lame crap like that. I'm content being nuetral or even red. Wont be any different than now. I'm going so that when I decide to run a raid on some of you high sec war dec chumps its worth my while to come and find you. Plenty of hardened nul sec pvpers to fight that I actually have respect for along the way. Unlike fools such as you guys that justify your own self worth by talking trash to people just because you think you can. Is it safe?
The only thing that I respect about you clowns is that I don't have to keep paying for the war dec, and now that this war is mutual I have the upper hand. If you fail to see how I now have the upper hand than I have already won. Thus I'm warning you now, this is not a plea for surrender. We will prevail in this war with you should it continue.
I know of two huge tactical gaps in your operations, I know the players involved in your supply chain. I know how to crush groups like you. The difference between me and you is that this is not trash talk. This is me attempting to help you learn form your mistakes before you make them.
Thank you tho, thank you for enabling me to pursue the avenue that Dr Longbow has been destined to traverse since day one. Your group could not have done what it has done at a more opportune moment. You could not have fit into my plans any better. This makes the story of our ascension that much more interesting, I'll give you some credit for that.
Just a little tho, our true enemy has no idea that we are coming for them. Once we start our deployment you fellas be ready, take note, because it will be an example of things to come for you.
I am a mere capsuleer, one clone of many. A few clones ago something changed. I'm not the same Dr Longbow you thought you knew. I have learned from each existence, gained scars, lost an arm from being podded so may times that the genetic replicators could not re-mass it. If it takes till I have no flesh limbs left. Yes we can, yes we shall, yes we will prevail.
This is my closing statement in this post.
Fly Fun friends, and watch local. |
Miko Jin
University of Caille Gallente Federation
308
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Posted - 2015.02.27 15:35:14 -
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Dr Longbow wrote:Help that I didn't know I was gonna get. and the fact that its that one green spot really does make it stand out. I like how that cyclone ran out of cap charges and that is why your group decided he won and it was time to ***** on the km in a fight that was supposed to be 1v1. Not mad, I knew you treacherous dogs would not fight with honor in a 1v1. You know damn well that without your help I would have ate that cyclone. I knew the 1v1 was bull **** the second I saw that half rate ganker in a battle cruiser in a fight that was supposed to be a battleship brawl. Wanted to cry about me making him use dscan. Please, mark my words, the second you fools start to get close to losing the ISK war you will turn tail and run like the cowards you are. Come try that **** in Venal, if your fleet will make it alive. Or are you afraid that my Blue help will show up? Rest assured my **** ant little friends, I have no blues in Venal yet. But I'm also not going to Venal to start **** with the locals, get rich, or any lame crap like that. I'm content being nuetral or even red. Wont be any different than now. I'm going so that when I decide to run a raid on some of you high sec war dec chumps its worth my while to come and find you. Plenty of hardened nul sec pvpers to fight that I actually have respect for along the way. Unlike fools such as you guys that justify your own self worth by talking trash to people just because you think you can. Is it safe? The only thing that I respect about you clowns is that I don't have to keep paying for the war dec, and now that this war is mutual I have the upper hand. If you fail to see how I now have the upper hand than I have already won. Thus I'm warning you now, this is not a plea for surrender. We will prevail in this war with you should it continue. I know of two huge tactical gaps in your operations, I know the players involved in your supply chain. I know how to crush groups like you. The difference between me and you is that this is not trash talk. This is me attempting to help you learn form your mistakes before you make them. Thank you tho, thank you for enabling me to pursue the avenue that Dr Longbow has been destined to traverse since day one. Your group could not have done what it has done at a more opportune moment. You could not have fit into my plans any better. This makes the story of our ascension that much more interesting, I'll give you some credit for that. Just a little tho, our true enemy has no idea that we are coming for them. Once we start our deployment you fellas be ready, take note, because it will be an example of things to come for you. I am a mere capsuleer, one clone of many. A few clones ago something changed. I'm not the same Dr Longbow you thought you knew. I have learned from each existence, gained scars, lost an arm from being podded so may times that the genetic replicators could not re-mass it. If it takes till I have no flesh limbs left. Yes we can, yes we shall, yes we will prevail. This is my closing statement in this post. Fly Fun friends, and watch local.
For an RP thread this is pretty funny. It is RP right?
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Aaron eVega
The Vikings of Valhalla
4
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Posted - 2015.02.27 19:33:26 -
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I'm not sure... I actually think he believes everything he says tbh... like lying about making the war "mutual"
PLEASE DO, it will save me some cash
Also, you only made the cyclone use 3 charges and you already used 20+ we just didn't feel like waiting while you slowly died in that horrible fit |
Davir Sometaww
Snuff Box Snuffed Out
24
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Posted - 2015.03.01 23:31:35 -
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Such a easy solution.
Just hire the santo trafficante.
Done and done. |
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