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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.10.27 18:01:00 -
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a lap dance from?
Sorry bored at work and trying to pick up the Miso/Daes slack.
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.10.27 19:55:00 -
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I just noticed that my sub runs out at the end of November. With Eve uninstalled now, I'm paying $12 a month to post on a forum!
But with Hardin around you'll never run out of subs.
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.10.27 23:59:00 -
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I think j0sephine watched "greased up maller boys" to many times.
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.10.28 13:27:00 -
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"I think j0sephine watched "greased up maller boys" to many times."
... Considering just one time is "too many" as far as this piece of err, art goes... i have no choice but to agree with that, Monsieur Dib... o,o;
I could not agree more. Whats worse is I heard Hardin is posing for a " Bad boys of the Inquisition" calendar.
P.S. We all need to get together and have a drink...maybe in Nonni.
Been flying long range combat patrols for three nights now because the map is crap.
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.10.28 16:48:00 -
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Edited by: Jovin Ketils on 28/10/2003 16:10:15
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Im having mental images now that I could do without...
we could throw a odd fuzzy bunny into the amalgamation, if that would make it easier on your visual cortex Miso dear?
Meridies. If you got that eve mail me.
I think Miso has already tossed Hardin's veggies.
Fuzzy bunny
[Edit: added link]
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.10.28 17:59:00 -
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Not so much prize winning aubergine, more baby carrot...
That's just fine anyway, I shred and fry them wrapped in a bacon cadeau. Mmmm.... delicious 
Finally something bacon doesn't make better
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.10.29 13:23:00 -
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Maud Dib -- down boy
What I didn't do anything. It was Hardin I swear.
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.10.29 13:27:00 -
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i dont feel i need a lap dance, but i guess it would be cool to give my bf one  
I can see it now.
"Hey baby I was just reading the EVE forums and it made be think I should give you a lap dance."
"Thats great but what on EVE made you think about lap dances."
" Some guy posted a thread about it"
" I owe that guy a beer, seriously."
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.10.29 14:52:00 -
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Maud Dib -- down boy
What I didn't do anything. It was Hardin I swear.
I always get the blame! 
I thought you always got the girl.
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.10.29 16:42:00 -
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i dont feel i need a lap dance, but i guess it would be cool to give my bf one
I can see it now.
"Hey baby I was just reading the EVE forums and it made be think I should give you a lap dance."
"Thats great but what on EVE made you think about lap dances."
" Some guy posted a thread about it"
" I owe that guy a beer, seriously."
No, not really, i would leave the eve part out
I never get any credit.
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.10.29 16:44:00 -
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Edited by: Miso on 29/10/2003 15:23:26
I don't lap dance for anyone, and I doubt J0 would either... I have gimp s luts to do that sort of thing for me, like all my other chores (whipping, beating, fondling, groping - sometimes I'll do the licking, depending on who it is). Its a tough life as a mistress to the stars.
I only get "hands on" for my favourite customers.
Rate card per hour in ISK:
Verbal Abuse: 10,000
Physical Abuse (light): 30,000
Whipping (assorted canes of your choice): 100,000
Special Massage: 4m
Gimps Service: 2m per gimp
S lut Service: 3m per s lut
Foot Worship,you may kiss Miso boots for: 400,000
Any of the above with Miso in a Uniform: +2m isk
Miso naked and oiled: 10m
Miso's Rack Special: 30m (Amarr favourite)
With Daesdamona: 50m
Care to publish that favourite customer list Miso? EVE wants to know.
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.10.30 14:29:00 -
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You know Hardin if we keep this up Miso and j0sephine are going to follow us around podding us over and over.
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.10.30 15:47:00 -
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Hey if it's naughty to get podded then i'm the naughtiest boy around.
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.10.30 18:16:00 -
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">>> You know Hardin if we keep this up Miso and j0sephine are going to follow us around podding us over and over.
As if you weren't begging for it. You naughty Maud "
... Someone clue me in; is 'getting podded' an euphemism for something else now? O,o;
If it is then i keep missing something. All I get after I get podded is a note from Concord mocking me.
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.10.30 19:09:00 -
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As often as I get tooled you would think Concord would at least buy me breakfast.
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