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Mrissa Easeah
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Posted - 2003.10.29 19:31:00 -
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Edited by: Mrissa Easeah on 29/10/2003 19:32:48
(From the News Item)
Huh ... and the ingredients are a closely guarded secret. 'Green'-lighted. Delicious and cheap and easy to make.
I wonder if we'll hear about the Gallente mysteriously solving homeless problems in their more populous cities on the heels of this report. 
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Lonagan Nash
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Posted - 2003.10.29 19:46:00 -
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Soylent Green is made out of people!
*stagers out into the street*
It's people! |
Dakkon
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Posted - 2003.10.30 04:47:00 -
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Damn slaves taste good
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Draximus Prime
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Posted - 2003.10.30 05:08:00 -
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I dont see what all the fuss is about...
Ive been feeding my slaves, with the old tired out slave's corpse for years...
Damn I should have slapped a nice label on , and i could have been a billionare by now :/
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Wren
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Posted - 2003.10.30 07:09:00 -
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Yes, now try to tell us that you Amarrians are really nice folk who only want to enlighten the Minmatar masses with your scriptures.
The dehumanizing practice of slavery and your arrogance is the only factors in such a blatently disgusting display.
With every negative action like this, you sow the seeds of your downfall. The universe will only take so much before it starts to give.
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Draximus Prime
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Posted - 2003.10.30 09:10:00 -
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Hey you are the canibal minmatar slave, at least *I* dont eat my bretheran!
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Wren
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Posted - 2003.10.30 09:16:00 -
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I am third generation free.
Get it straight.
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Draximus Prime
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Posted - 2003.10.30 11:18:00 -
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You maybe free now... but you will be caught and strung up like the others eventually...
Hope you are looking forward to your special meals!
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Guran Voorde
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Posted - 2003.10.30 11:55:00 -
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No he won't. If there was a way to scoop escape pods into your cargo bay, he might. He will either escape, or reanimate in a clone somewhere out of your grasp.
You will never catch him and string him up, or enslave him, and neither will anyone else.
A shame, really. A few months in a detention centre, followed by a lifetime of neurotoxins and vitoc dependance enforced servitude might teach him some respect for his betters.
We shall carry the Word. We shall correct and unify. |
Wren
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Posted - 2003.10.30 12:32:00 -
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I do have respect for my betters. However, until I find them amough the Amarrians, I will continue to be my rebellious self.
People I respect:
All of Oracle, but even more so..
Sarkos
Hippey
Macumba
Leo SClaw
Ph0enix
Jubedei
Wahpekute, where ever he may be, I don't agree with your decisions, at least I respect them.
I had great respect for some former members of Colussus and TTI, as well as current members of Nomads.
I have great respect for men who risk everything for the sake of others. This is probably alien to you however.
Sorry for the incomplete list, but you really don't deserve this much effort and energy.
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.30 13:09:00 -
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Wren, I am afraid 'respect' lists should be saved for General Discussuions...
Saying that I would like to thank:
My Ni-Kunni parents for making me what I am;
God, because what else is it all about;
Golan Trevize, for he shalt thwart you;
*sobs*
Caya, for lusting after my sister;
Rex Mortalis, for being an Amarrian with a Geordie accent,
Miso, for being my favourite Gallente wench;
Jovin, for being my latest Gallente wench;
...ummmmm...actually better stop there otherwise could be here all day... 
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Moving Shadow
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Posted - 2003.10.30 13:45:00 -
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Protein delicacies? Cheap and easy to make? Salty aftertaste?
No wonder Gallente men spend so much time locked in their bedrooms.
Cheesy dip, anyone?
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Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2003.10.30 13:48:00 -
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Hey you are the canibal minmatar slave, at least *I* dont eat my bretheran!
wise man watch what he say, for soon he may eat words....
You are in a maze of twisty little asteroids, all alike. |
Barosso Wolckenhauer
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Posted - 2003.10.31 08:44:00 -
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Edited by: Barosso Wolckenhauer on 31/10/2003 08:45:32
Regarding recent news I think we can be certain its not reproduced Minmatar slaves (I hope). But the Amarrians might just be whining about their food exports to cover up their deals with the caldari.
Anyhow I am convinced that just like quafe these delicacys come out of the behind of a giant worm. Thats two different worms mind you.
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Beringe
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Posted - 2003.10.31 13:08:00 -
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I think most of you missed the point.
The reason this news is interesting is because the most ruthless of the big Caldari corporations, who run the state, is dealing with the Gallente.
The Sukuuvestaa *always* have ulterior motives. They are the sort that would try to get the Gallente addicted to a source of food only they can provide (vitoc, anyone?), or perhaps to sell out Caldari trade secrets using the legitimate food industry as a cover.
If they rise more in power in the Caldari government, it *will* be felt in the way that Caldari behave towards the other empires. Now, think of that in the context of an Amarr/Minmatar war...
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Makkar
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Posted - 2003.10.31 13:40:00 -
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Please take a ticket, and form an orderly queue. The Minmatar Republic will deal with you as soon as possible.
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Tenzo
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Posted - 2003.10.31 15:24:00 -
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Read the news!!!!
The food is poisoning them Gallantean kids 
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Beringe
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Posted - 2003.10.31 15:59:00 -
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Quite the opposite. The Gallente government needs more funding for their schools, which is why they are looking for a cheap way to feed the kids.
Step forward, Sukuuvestaa corporation.
As for Minmatar/Caldari relations...
...they are quite good, and I'm sure most of the other eight big corporations that run the state (they are Kaalakiota, Sukuuvestaa, Nugoeihuvi, Ishukone, Wiyrkomi, Hyasyoda, CBD and Lai Dai) would rather stay neutral than to support one warring side.
The Ishukone would probably try to negotiate a peace, even, or possibly side with the underdog.
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Jera
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Posted - 2003.10.31 18:42:00 -
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Gallente kids are certainly being poisonned by their long time addiction to Quafe. If they were more carefull for their health, they would rather drink Starsi™, as do the wise Caldari.
Be Caldari, drink Starsi™ !
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Methar Oberon
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Posted - 2003.10.31 19:35:00 -
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Miss, Starsi is not even in production and you yourself said that it will not be sold in Gallente space to begin with. Quafe is the Gallente drink of choice and will continue to be for a long time to come. Starsi just does not match up.
As for this protein delicacy hoopla...once our Gallente government started feeding this crap to our children, I knew something was up. I agree that there must be some ulterior motive for Suukuvestaa. I can't quite place my finger on what it is, but I don't think Scope would make quite so big a deal out of a new food product id something wasn't up.
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Ian Wagner
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Posted - 2003.10.31 21:58:00 -
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Edited by: Ian Wagner on 31/10/2003 22:32:26
Oh, I don't think we'll have long to wait on the consequences of using Protein Delicacies in Federation schools as opposed to the established benefits of organic Amarrian agricultural imports.
This product was certified after testing with adults, thus avoiding seeing it's short and long term effects on the much more dynamic, and shall we say mallable, physiologies of children.
I was half expecting it to cause sterility when introduced to a childs metabolism, a subtle change that would not be detected until birthrates began to drop in a decade or so, then the Caldari State could merely wait for the ebb in military service age Gallente's to press militarily. A bold move by one of the "big 8" corporations, usually a gambit of such risk would be made by a disposable dummy corporation.
The effects are apparently much more immediate, if the sudden spike in disciplinary troubles in Gallente schools are any indication. A pity the Federation wished to save a few ISK at the expense of its children...
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.11.01 01:00:00 -
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"The effects are apparently much more immediate, if the sudden spike in disciplinary troubles in Gallente schools are any indication. A pity the Federation wished to save a few ISK at the expense of its children..."
... Uhmm, i think it's kind of difficult to blame the Caldari for the problems with Gallente kids... given the new food has yet to make its way to the Gallente schools, while the disciplinary trouble date back at least a few weeks, according to the news?.. o.O
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Methar Oberon
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Posted - 2003.11.01 06:05:00 -
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No my dear Caldari, it is quite easy to blame your corrupt corporations for the recent problems with our children. It was only after your new food product was introduced to our fine Federation that things began to happen. Just wait. I can already see far more problems arising here as this food is consumed by more and more of my people. It should be banned the way I see it and as much as I hate to say it...we should resume purchasing organic food from Ammar as it is much safer with no side effects.
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Lord Panther
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Posted - 2003.11.01 08:43:00 -
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The dehumanizing practice of slavery and your arrogance is the only factors in such a blatently disgusting display.
With every negative action like this, you sow the seeds of your downfall. The universe will only take so much before it starts to give.
Quiet Minmatar scum. We have room in the slave pens. Perhaps we shall soon come to round you and the rest of the Oracle pirates up to fill it.
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Guran Voorde
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Posted - 2003.11.01 12:37:00 -
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Quiet Minmatar scum. We have room in the slave pens. Perhaps we shall soon come to round you and the rest of the Oracle pirates up to fill it.
Interesting. How do you plan to accomplish this feat, Lord Panther?
Have you some new form of technology that allows you to capture pilots and hold them captive?
Why make such threats, when all we can really do is get very angry at them, and perhaps blow them up and force them to clone?
You cannot capture and enslave starship pilots. Oracle know this.
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Asimir Kurdugal
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Posted - 2003.11.01 15:44:00 -
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Quiet Minmatar scum. We have room in the slave pens. Perhaps we shall soon come to round you and the rest of the Oracle pirates up to fill it.
And here we are being critizied for not being able to carry on a discusion without getting violent.
As for "rounding up" Oracle members, you're welcome to try.
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Now and again, this my saving grace
Dead on the inside, I've got nothing to prove
Keep me alive and give me something to lose
I've been gone so long, but I will come back
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.11.01 16:04:00 -
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Edited by: j0sephine on 01/11/2003 16:04:54
"No my dear Caldari, it is quite easy to blame your corrupt corporations for the recent problems with our children."
... Obviously; it's always 'quite easy' for the parents to blame anyone but themselves for how the kids are raised... if not the violent hologames then it's Cherry Quafe, Egone transmissions altering brain waves, Caldari food or the Navy ships warping too close to the stations...
sheesh.
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Asimir Kurdugal
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Posted - 2003.11.01 20:02:00 -
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It's the Cherry Quafe if you ask me.
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Moving again, comfort of the chase
Now and again, this my saving grace
Dead on the inside, I've got nothing to prove
Keep me alive and give me something to lose
I've been gone so long, but I will come back
I will come back for you |
Ian Wagner
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Posted - 2003.11.01 20:46:00 -
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... Uhmm, i think it's kind of difficult to blame the Caldari for the problems with Gallente kids... given the new food has yet to make its way to the Gallente schools, while the disciplinary trouble date back at least a few weeks, according to the news?.. o.O
Ahh, but you're not allowing for delays in news being released to the public. Shall we wager a long-limbed roe dinner that there is a connection between this new foodstuff and the rash of problems with Gallente youth?
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Methar Oberon
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Posted - 2003.11.02 05:22:00 -
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As much as I wish not to, I must agree with the Amarrians on this one. Gallente parents were raising our children well last year...hell even last month everything was fine. Now suddenly within four weeks Gallente parents don't know what they're doing? Maybe you should take time to review your argument Caldari.
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Lord Panther
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Posted - 2003.11.02 16:24:00 -
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As for this protein delicacy hoopla...once our Gallente government started feeding this crap to our children, I knew something was up. I agree that there must be some ulterior motive for Suukuvestaa. I can't quite place my finger on what it is, but I don't think Scope would make quite so big a deal out of a new food product id something wasn't up.
Of course something is up, the bank accounts of those Gallente politicians who agreed to this deal.
Although I care little for what happens to the unlightened members of your hedonist race, even I must object when children are being hurt like this.
If they were past the age of reason and had rejected the true faith of Amarr that would be one thing, but it appears that all your children are affected.
Perhaps the Gallente race, which is known for the same-sex preference of its men and therefore does not have many children to begin with, wishes to commit community suicide.
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Ian Wagner
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Posted - 2003.11.03 22:35:00 -
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Ah, the latest news report is the proverbial smoking projectile weapon. Thes "protein delicacies" are not being used anywhere in the Caldari State. If it were truely such a wonder product with no adverse effects, would they not be rushing to use it themselves and save on food costs?
Apparently, the Gallente are waiting for their children to sprout extra limbs before they will acknowledge they have made a monumental error.
It saddens me, though, that children were targeted. The harming of innocents is abhorent to anyone who follows the Scriptures.
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Beringe
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Posted - 2003.11.04 01:12:00 -
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It saddens me, though, that children were targeted. The harming of innocents is abhorent to anyone who follows the Scriptures.
I wouldn't put anything beoynd the Suukuvestaa corporation. Everybody knows they are little more than gangsters.
The interesting question is and was - why is the Gallente Federation dealing with them at all?
That should have sent warning bells ringing across empire space...
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Methar Oberon
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Posted - 2003.11.04 19:33:00 -
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The Gallente Federation is dealing with Sukuvestaa because our president is worthless. He thinks of nothing but saving himself some money without thinking of the consequences his decisions might have on our people.
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Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2003.11.04 20:34:00 -
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look folks, i'm sorry, but really, the fact that there was NO DOMESTIC DEMAND for this stuff and it was 100% EXPORTED TO GALLENTE SPACE, not offered to the Amarr (credible, their real food IS better you know) or to Minmatar (ironically our food production is similar to the Amarr's, our culture being of tribal / agrarian origin)...
well, it shoulda sorta tipped someone off, dontcha think?
My Gallente friends, your security and safety officials are corrupt or terminally incompetent. Or both. There's really no one else to blame, as whatever misguided Caldari souls chose to pursue this could not have succeeded without the laxity of said agencies.
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Methar Oberon
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Posted - 2003.11.05 07:01:00 -
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As I said in my last post about our corrupt President...
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Erai
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Posted - 2003.11.05 15:58:00 -
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Hmpf, "of course" it's all the president's fault again- the president, who has, in the past, so convincingly and with so much flair, has dealt with the problems that our Federation has faced in the past!
President Foiritan only out for himself...? Are we talking about the same person, mr Oberon? |
Discorporation
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Posted - 2003.11.05 18:17:00 -
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[chuckles]
Your children have been eating sewage all this time, Gallente..
Fitting!
[Heterocephalus glaber]
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Tetsuo
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Posted - 2003.11.05 18:28:00 -
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This an outrage. I knew that the caldari were up to no good. Oh, I get so mad that I could... punch.... the..... release button for my 10 heavy combat drones!
No, this must be discussed with the ruling house (or whatever these uncivilized people have) at once! 
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.11.05 18:53:00 -
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"[chuckles]
Your children have been eating sewage all this time, Gallente..
Fitting!"
Most funny the complaint would come from the Quafe company; i mean, if you ever want to see what their drinks are made of, just scan some of those convoys of theirs.... :s
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2003.11.05 19:13:00 -
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... time for a little direct action against the vulnerable assets of this Caldari megacorporation.
I suspect high-grade munitions will achieve more than letters of complaint to the Federation trade officials.
love and peace (and burning "protein" convoys)
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Jera
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Posted - 2003.11.05 20:21:00 -
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Edited by: Jera on 05/11/2003 20:34:20
Edited by: Jera on 05/11/2003 20:28:45
Some guy, so called spy, pretends without any proof but his word, a unbelievable story of reprocessed waste and biomass. I had a good, but short, laugh hearing the tale, since the Federation seems curiously eager to give credit to theses allegations.
Sukuuvestaa has done an error, yes, by dealing ingenuously at such a large scale with the treacherous Gallentes, and surprise ! They were cheated.
Now they will have to behave with suspicious accusations, and i already foresee the actual Federation government declaring them responsible to anything going wrong with their politics, even the catastrophic mediocrity of their educational system.
How ironic, the spy belongs to Quafe Company, producers of the most suspicious beverage ever, who always has evaded every request about its toxicity and its various negative effects.
Well, now all is in the hand of the lawyers, and until a sentence is given, no one is guilty.
No one but thoses that would take any offensive action against one in the involved side, am i clear ?
Be Caldari, drink Starsi™ !
Discuss loyalty to the State issues on the 'Caldari' channel
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Demerzel
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Posted - 2003.11.05 20:54:00 -
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(in between rolling over laughing)
Oh, I cant help but gloat, yo gallente kids have been drinking WASTE for the last couple weeks! How does the station sewage taste? Add that to the horrible quafe stuff they consume and i'm suprised they havent mutated into some new life form already....
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Vendris
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Posted - 2003.11.06 09:08:00 -
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Really, I don't see any probem with selling recycled and reprocessed waste and biomass as food. If Sukuuvestaa have found a way to make it safe, tasty and nutritious, then well done them.
It would seem to be thge ultimate solution to the waste disposal problem. I can see the slogan now;
"Keep Caldari space tidy; Feed your waste to the Gallente."
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Kallanagh Tellen
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Posted - 2003.11.06 09:24:00 -
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*laughs*
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Corpsicle
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Posted - 2003.11.06 12:10:00 -
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I always thought it was made from people but making the Gallante eat our excrement is the funniest think I've ever heard. 
Whoever came up with this one should be honoured.
I imagine Caldari comics will be able to ***** jokes over this one for years. |
Vendris
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Posted - 2003.11.06 13:06:00 -
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c.rack is a rude word? Someone needs to find the censors and buy them a clue.
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