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Soon Shin
Abyssal Heavy Industries
Narwhals Ate My Duck
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Posted - 2011.12.03 00:39:00 -
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VegasMirage was born in January 13, 1976 in his parents' basement. He was born mentally debilitated and without a male appendage. His parents were so embarassed of the child they gave birth to and kept him in the basement for his entire life.
He had no interactions with others and created imaginary friends, which he would one day manifest as his eve alts.
He spent a number of years on 4chan. He was known as FaggusDelusion, making threads about Gay Pirates and McDonald Bigmacs. His posts were laughably hilarious because of the sheer amount of stupidity and faggotry put into them.
One day he was introduced to the game of EVE ONLINE, by a member of Goonswarm. In order to join the alliance, He had to rat and mine for the Goons for 6 months. However he was of course scammed and he rage quit EVE until he decided to try again in 2010.
He had feasted on junkfood and Mcdonalds until there was no possibility for him to ever leave the basement. The mass of protoplasm and fatty flesh around his body developed minds of their own and adopted the personality and mindset of his imaginary friends.
If was there on he became VegasMirage and his vast blob of flesh entities were his alts. Together they formed EVICT, along with some gay pirates and former goons.
The only picture of him was taken from his webcam years ago:
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.ch/c/c4/Herm.jpg
Behold VegasMirage. |
Teh Frog
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2011.12.03 01:15:00 -
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Wat |
I likegirls
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2011.12.03 01:40:00 -
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inb4 lock. |
Killstealing
Broski Enterprises
Elite Space Guild
182
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Posted - 2011.12.03 01:42:00 -
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another quality post by narwhals
bravo |
Killstealing
Broski Enterprises
Elite Space Guild
182
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Posted - 2011.12.03 01:43:00 -
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Soon Shin wrote:posts were laughably hilarious because of the sheer amount of stupidity and faggotry put into them.
not emptyquoting |
Xolve
Insomniacs.
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Posted - 2011.12.03 01:47:00 -
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I think Vegas should spend a mandatory 6 months in TEST.
Then should have a fatty honor duel with the almighty DHD for Bad Poasting Overlordship.
Then they should both biomass, and feed an african country.
This is my Forum, There are many like it, but this one is MINE.Without my Forum, I am useless.Without me, My Forum is useless. |
Bernie Nator
Insidious Design
Talocan United
15
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Posted - 2011.12.03 03:38:00 -
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Dude we can't give an african colony Grade F meat. |
Wylee Coyote
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
38
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Posted - 2011.12.03 04:42:00 -
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Soon Shin wrote:VegasMirage was born in January 13, 1976 in his parents' basement. He was born mentally debilitated and without a male appendage. His parents were so embarassed of the child they gave birth to and kept him in the basement for his entire life. He had no interactions with others and created imaginary friends, which he would one day manifest as his eve alts. He spent a number of years on 4chan. He was known as FaggusDelusion, making threads about Gay Pirates and McDonald Bigmacs. His posts were laughably hilarious because of the sheer amount of stupidity and faggotry put into them. One day he was introduced to the game of EVE ONLINE, by a member of Goonswarm. In order to join the alliance, He had to rat and mine for the Goons for 6 months. However he was of course scammed and he rage quit EVE until he decided to try again in 2010. He had feasted on junkfood and Mcdonalds until there was no possibility for him to ever leave the basement. The mass of protoplasm and fatty flesh around his body developed minds of their own and adopted the personality and mindset of his imaginary friends. If was there on he became VegasMirage and his vast blob of flesh entities were his alts. Together they formed EVICT, along with some gay pirates and former goons. The only picture of him was taken from his webcam years ago: http://images.encyclopediadramatica.ch/c/c4/Herm.jpgBehold VegasMirage.
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Aiwha
101st Space Marine Force
Nulli Secunda
23
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Posted - 2011.12.03 05:59:00 -
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Regards,
Sgt. Aiwha |
Captain Nathaniel Butler
The White Company
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Posted - 2011.12.03 06:01:00 -
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This thread delivers
+1 to you sir! |
Darius III
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
409
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Posted - 2011.12.03 11:58:00 -
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Why am I laughing right now and how come I have the weirdest XXXXX?
If Women aren't supposed to do the cooking, why are their bodies full of milk and eggs? |
Lady Spank
GET OUT NASTY FACE
259
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Posted - 2011.12.03 12:14:00 -
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Thread Locked: Please do not post personal attacks or pathetic attempts to one up against insignificant individuals that do not deserve threads made in their name.
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CCP Spitfire
C C P
C C P Alliance
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Posted - 2011.12.03 12:18:00 -
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Inappropriate, thread locked.
CCP Spitfire | Russian Community Coordinator
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Helicity Boson
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.12.03 12:19:00 -
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it's pretty telling that you would resort to a childish ad-hominem post with all the qualities of preschool playground taunting.
Have you considered not getting mad about video games, and possibly seeking professional counseling?
There are professionals out there that can help you with disassociating your deep personal feelings from pixels on a screen. |
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