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Verone
Veto.
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Posted - 2006.10.16 14:27:00 -
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Some of you may remember the original story of our corp youngster, Rockbox... shown in all it's glory here.
Well today ladies and gentlemen, cretins and criminal scum of Eve... I bring you a true story of blood chilling terrrrorrrr from deep in the heart of 0.0.
*plays X-Files music*
Deep in the heart of what has been Veto carebear heaven for the last few weeks (damn you fixing sec status, damn you to hell) young Rockbox valiantly trawled the belts of a delsolate system with several corpmates (Including Laocoon, on to his 51st Ibis while trying to kill Angel Cartel Battleships) searching for the perfect spawn.
Lo, the heavens opened and came forth the booming voice of Teh Rockbox on our holy ventrilo! :
"OMFG GUYS OMFG!!1 I got an officer on scanner... OMG OMG OMG OMG!!1 It's Hakim! Hakim! Warping..."
*Silence*
"OMG HE'S HERE!11 OMG WARP TO ME!11"
And there was Veto's first officer spawn while fixing our sec... in TWO WEEKS.
As swiftly as vultures to a corpse in the heart of the Sahara, the Veto ships bounced into warp, with whoops of glee and a chorus of "yay" on Ventrilo, thinking of the wealth and goodies that lay ahead. Then disaster struck.
Again young Rockbox screamed out on Vent...
"OMG guys!11 I'm right on top of him... oh... crap... wtf... wait... no... I gotta go AFK, I'm having an earthquake!"
After several minutes of being silent, Valiant young Rockbox returned with these words of encouragement...
"Okay guys, woohooo I'm back, let's kill this thing!"
*silence*
Fate it would seem had other plans... Rockbox lives in Hawaii.
Microsoft Sam replied : "Rockbox Has Left The Server"
For the next several hours much of Hawaii experienced a massive power cut due to an earthquake, luckily there were no fatalities and our Rockbox, bless his little Hammerhead II's, is safe and sound with the rest of the residents of Hawaii, soaking up the sunshine on the beach.
I fail to see how a person can be so coincidentally unlucky having an EARTHQUAKE take place right as they engage a 21m officer spawn in 0.0...
We waited for confirmation of Rockbox's safety before making this post, as that was paramount.. here's his response to the thread asking if he was ok on our forums : ( )
Originally by: Rockbox
**** I WAS 10KM FROM THE FRIGGEN HAKIM SPAWN
**** YOU MOTHERNATURE!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111111111111
Btw im fine, I JUST DIDNT HAVE ANY FREAKIN POWER FOR 15 HOURS OMGWTFH4X
Hey I appreaciate the concern it was kind of scary tbh, btw did anyone see the "****" i put in corp just before the internet kicked out ? :lol:
Veto are now accepting 1.00 isk donations to buy Rockbox an Earthquake proof desk and chair, as well as funding his PTSD from missing the ONLY officer spawn in our corps short NPCing history due to a freak natural occurance.
All Hail Rockbox!
Lets see those donations flooding in
BACKSTORY AND FAN FICTION
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Laocoon
Veto.
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Posted - 2006.10.16 14:45:00 -
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♥ the box of rocks
- Lao
Veto. Corp |
Dumus
Amarr Veto.
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Posted - 2006.10.16 15:21:00 -
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He's awsome and we love him AND HE'S OURS!!!!!! ---------------------------
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tiller
Beer and Kebabs Pirate Coalition
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Posted - 2006.10.16 15:21:00 -
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Edited by: tiller on 16/10/2006 15:22:11
lol, well I can't offer cash as such but I can give this handy voucher...
********************************** ONE TIME ONLY BNK GATE CAMP PASS
For:
Rockbox & Friend
*********************************** this pass is not redeemable for isk
your statutory right are effected may contain nuts
Click me for Pirate Coalition Website of Gankage |
Thut'ankh Amon
Veto.
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Posted - 2006.10.16 15:21:00 -
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Much <3 RB
Originally by: Noluck Ned *Notify* Concord is on their way to help you, just hang in there, they are waiting for over |
Scagga Laebetrovo
Veto.
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Posted - 2006.10.16 15:27:00 -
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<3 rockbox. Happy he made it!
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Ithaca
Gallente The Devil's Rejects
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Posted - 2006.10.16 15:40:00 -
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Fubumaki > i think i got off with my cousin tonight |
Rockbox
Amarr Veto.
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Posted - 2006.10.16 15:54:00 -
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The earth was a quakin and the house was a rockin and I was a cussin at the electric company
Visit us at VETO FORUMS!!1! |
Jim McGregor
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.10.16 15:57:00 -
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Originally by: Verone
I fail to see how a person can be so coincidentally unlucky having an EARTHQUAKE take place right as they engage a 21m officer spawn in 0.0...
That has to be a Eve first.
Some mouth on that rockbox btw... :)
--- Eve Wiki | Eve Tribune | Eve Pirate |
Verus Potestas
Caldari Fiat Mort
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Posted - 2006.10.16 16:03:00 -
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Thread delivers.
RAWR!111 Sig Hijackz0r!!11 - Immy |
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Constantine Arcanum
Gallente IMPERIAL SENATE Pure.
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Posted - 2006.10.16 16:31:00 -
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Originally by: tiller Edited by: tiller on 16/10/2006 15:22:11
lol, well I can't offer cash as such but I can give this handy voucher...
********************************** ONE TIME ONLY BNK GATE CAMP PASS
For:
Rockbox & Friend
*********************************** this pass is not redeemable for isk
your statutory right are effected may contain nuts
rofl I helped - Cortes What a shiny and lovely place here - Eshtir Well lets make it a party atleast :D -Xorus RAWWWR!11!!1!2 SIG HIJACK!!11!1 I found it first, get orrrfff moiiii laaannnd - Cortes |
Rockbox
Amarr Veto.
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Posted - 2006.10.16 16:56:00 -
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<3 tiller
Visit us at VETO FORUMS!!1! |
DarkElf
Caldari Euphoria Released
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Posted - 2006.10.16 17:06:00 -
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Didn't know whether to laugh or cry at this.
But at least you've had an officer spawn unlike me playing for over 3 years, gone from neg 9.9 sec to 0.0 3 times in my time so lots of ratting there and not one.
DE
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Dario Wall
Caldari Bravehearts Xelas Alliance
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Posted - 2006.10.16 18:06:00 -
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Good to see the Rock is ok.
Originally by: DarkElf Didn't know whether to laugh or cry at this.
But at least you've had an officer spawn unlike me playing for over 3 years, gone from neg 9.9 sec to 0.0 3 times in my time so lots of ratting there and not one.
DE
Corpmate got a "Setele Schellan" spawn a couple days ago, and made a nice billion ISK from the loot, including a Snake Delta implant...
All your sigs are belong to us - Xorus |
SupaFlyTNT
Euphoria Released Euphoria Unleashed
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Posted - 2006.10.16 18:08:00 -
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hehehe
Rockbox = win
glad ure ok m8
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dedo dedere
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Posted - 2006.10.16 18:46:00 -
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Edited by: dedo dedere on 16/10/2006 18:46:32 That is unlucky glad Rock is ok.
A while back me and my corp mates (previous corp) were on contract and as the target were being boring we decied to go grief soem players in low sec. 10 minutes later we find a target, a lone dictor in 0.3.
We warp in tackle and kill him and then kill the rats he had almost finished killing.
He was half way through killing a dread gurista spawn, Not quite on the same level as Rockbox, but it must be infuriating to make 400mill from loot and then loose it about 2 seconds later :D
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spRAYed
Pre-nerfed Tactics
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Posted - 2006.10.16 19:20:00 -
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OMG!!1 F1ST PAGE VEOT0 THREAAD!!!!
2 years of EvE, never seen any Officer.
Ive seen Verone in my 2nd week in an ansteroid belt.. Still hurts. poor Rupture...
1 Iskzies send for the poor Rockerboxer. ------------------------------
pArlT? Ur watching too many movies dude... ^Sig by Liu Mang |
Golden Helmet
Caldari DAB RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2006.10.16 19:55:00 -
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rockbox is teh nublet ♥
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Doomsday Machine
Caldari Jovian Labs Chimaera Pact
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Posted - 2006.10.16 20:20:00 -
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Yea, Ive played Eve for over 2 years and Ive never seen an officer spawn, but an old corpmate of mine got 3 Chelm spawns in 1 day in the same system....
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PHPR Freighter
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Posted - 2006.10.16 20:35:00 -
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Originally by: Rockbox The earth was a quakin and the house was a rockin and I was a cussin at the electric company
wasn't really shaking for my cousin.... Very hard to be shaken in a ship :P Times like these... its great being in the navy
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Forlani
Dismemberment
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Posted - 2006.10.16 22:11:00 -
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hehe, id believe that.
Hello former Anzac'ers
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Sakura Nihil
Tharsis Security
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Posted - 2006.10.16 22:55:00 -
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HAHA, nice .
Want Me ;)? |
Tbone
Caldari Finite Horizon
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Posted - 2006.10.16 23:18:00 -
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HAHAH. Rockbox, glad ur ok. I wish i would have been on vent that day to hear that. -----------------------------------------------
Finite Horizon |
Osamah BinPoden
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Posted - 2006.10.16 23:21:00 -
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By far one of the most amusing threads I have seen in a long time.
Thanx made my day.
You might wanna give that mofo a backup power supply. Then again why the hell would ya log back into a game after an earthquake
1. Red Cars are banned from aust... why.... cause thay blind the koala's and make them fall outta trees....
Still at that one
Cheers
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Siriyana
Astrum Contract Services Group
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Posted - 2006.10.16 23:23:00 -
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Oh christ does this thread deliver. Had the power not gone out and had he actually played during the aftershocks, I would have LOL'd.
EVE addiction FTW. EVE > Earthquake safety. :) ----- CEO, Astrum Contract Services Group
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Rockbox
Amarr Veto.
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Posted - 2006.10.17 02:02:00 -
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Originally by: Siriyana Oh christ does this thread deliver. Had the power not gone out and had he actually played during the aftershocks, I would have LOL'd.
EVE addiction FTW. EVE > Earthquake safety. :)
I would have played on
Visit us at VETO FORUMS!!1! |
baron corrino
Gallente Veto.
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Posted - 2006.10.17 02:13:00 -
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thank the almighty..
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mazzilliu
Caldari Sniggerdly
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Posted - 2006.10.17 02:16:00 -
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LOL. that's awesome
I'M IN YOUR SYSTEMS. I'M KILLING YOUR MANS!!! |
Murukan
Minmatar The Priory Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2006.10.17 05:01:00 -
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Heh i remember about 2 months back when i was new in priory we were looking for war targets up near jita. I believe i was with al0ne and gus preston at the time and then they heard this treat in vent.
"Hmm wtf i think something just crashed into my house." "AFK guys i'm having an earthquake i got to dock"
Needless to say i got lots of wtf's on vent. Luckily it was just a small earthquake though and nothing really got damaged. We get lots of those in cali heh. Rockbox did your house make it through the quake allright? I heard the hawaii one was a decently sized shaker.
In rust we trust!!! |
Rockbox
Amarr Veto.
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Posted - 2006.10.17 15:41:00 -
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Im a few islands over from the epicenter, here made it through basically unscathed as far as structure damage, however the largest of the islands (close to the epicenter) got alot more building damage.
Visit us at VETO FORUMS!!1! |
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