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Falhofnir	Posted - 2003.11.01 05:35:00 - [1] Edited by: Falhofnir on 01/11/2003 05:53:52 There we go again. Good old me goes to aunenen, to find only 'The General' in local, a former Crusaders 10k Ads who recently joined Space Invaders, doing his dirty business but alone this time. I warp to jumpin point, where tg warps away right as i arrive (he might have been flying a cruiser at this point, didn't check and my eyes were tired at this time of the night). And now begins the fun. (i merged private convo, gang chat and local channel for readability) ------------------------------------------------------------ Channelname: Local Listener: Falhofnir Session started: 2003.11.01 04:19:49 ------------------------------------------------------------ [ 2003.11.01 04:29:21 ] The General > yeah [ 2003.11.01 04:31:19 ] Falhofnir > sup [ 2003.11.01 04:31:24 ] The General > lol u want to go fight in that apoc [ 2003.11.01 04:31:34 ] The General > or u to scared [ 2003.11.01 04:31:42 ] Falhofnir > sorry ? [ 2003.11.01 04:31:50 ] The General > soryr what [ 2003.11.01 04:32:02 ] Falhofnir > scared about what ? [ 2003.11.01 04:32:16 ] The General > ot fight me in my maller [ 2003.11.01 04:32:50 ] The General > u to scared [ 2003.11.01 04:33:07 ] Falhofnir > yeah probably [ 2003.11.01 04:33:25 ] The General > so u dont wanna fight [ 2003.11.01 04:38:28 ] Falhofnir > i didn't get half of what you typed gen, sorry [ 2003.11.01 04:39:29 ] The General > do u want me to kick your ass in that apoc in my maller [ 2003.11.01 04:39:39 ] Falhofnir > i'd love it [ 2003.11.01 04:40:17 ] The General > sweet but since i am in cruiser u have to meet me [ 2003.11.01 04:40:21 ] Jerecko > dont listen to that punk ass he couldnt kick my baby sisters but with a titan [ 2003.11.01 04:40:28 ] The General > and no ECM jammin and no warpin out [ 2003.11.01 04:40:47 ] Falhofnir > right [ 2003.11.01 04:40:48 ] The General > that hurts [ 2003.11.01 04:41:18 ] The General > lol and u better not cry when u go home in a egg [ 2003.11.01 04:41:38 ] Jerecko > cant you hear im shakin in my boots [ 2003.11.01 04:41:39 ] Falhofnir > i came to you, why did you warp away ? [ 2003.11.01 04:41:58 ] The General > i wasnt fited to fight a bs [ 2003.11.01 04:42:08 ] Jerecko > hahahah [ 2003.11.01 04:42:29 ] Jerecko > offer a fight then........run away, run away [ 2003.11.01 04:42:44 ] The General > hold up i am warpin to the place now [ 2003.11.01 04:42:59 ] The General > its a secret place here so no backup [ 2003.11.01 04:43:10 ] Falhofnir > right [ 2003.11.01 04:43:25 ] The General > if u leave gang i am goin [ 2003.11.01 04:44:07 ] Falhofnir > you really think i'll fight by a pirate rules ? <tg gangs me up> [ 2003.11.01 04:44:28 ] Jerecko > thats funnt [ 2003.11.01 04:44:33 ] Jerecko > funny [ 2003.11.01 04:44:33 ] The General > come to me [ 2003.11.01 04:44:43 ] Falhofnir > no, you come to me [ 2003.11.01 04:44:49 ] The General > **** that [ 2003.11.01 04:44:56 ] The General > not intil the people leave in locol [ 2003.11.01 04:45:09 ] The General > Jerecko leave [ 2003.11.01 04:45:11 ] Falhofnir > jereck, leave the place please [ 2003.11.01 04:45:32 ] Jerecko > erm, no i think not this is free space [ 2003.11.01 04:45:47 ] Falhofnir > he flies a frigate i think anyway [ 2003.11.01 04:45:47 ] The General > look i cant trust u [ 2003.11.01 04:45:50 ] Jerecko > im not bothering you [ 2003.11.01 04:45:57 ] The General > how do i know that [ 2003.11.01 04:46:03 ] Jerecko > i have no relation with either one [ 2003.11.01 04:46:15 ] Jerecko > i am just a noob in a noob ship [ 2003.11.01 04:46:38 ] The General > i dont know how we cna solve this [ 2003.11.01 04:46:47 ] The General > how about lets meet at planet one [ 2003.11.01 04:47:01 ] The General > well [ 2003.11.01 04:47:40 ] The General > comeon befor mor epeople come [ 2003.11.01 04:48:08 ] Falhofnir > what is it you fear so much ? <tg warps to me, flying a scorp. he engages me, and quickly takes his beating. note that following lines were uttered in gang chat, not local.> [ 2003.11.01 04:49:38 ] The General > hey pls stop i will pay u [ 2003.11.01 04:50:06 ] The General > i will pay 10mil [ 2003.11.01 04:50:12 ] The General > damit pls [ 2003.11.01 04:50:23 ] The General > 25mil <Mr No Warpin Out somehow manages to flee with about 20% of armour left on my targeting computer ring, after having switched off his guns/launchers early in a desperate attempt to give all power to shield boosting, inflicting not more than 5-600 damage to my apoc. (i noticed oh too late that only 4 out of my 6 guns were firing > [ 2003.11.01 04:51:01 ] Falhofnir > thnks for the good fun
Falhofnir	Posted - 2003.11.01 05:37:00 - [2] Edited by: Falhofnir on 01/11/2003 05:54:05 <local again, after the gang chat window is closed abruptly> [ 2003.11.01 04:51:26 ] Falhofnir > what happened btw ? you had warp cores on ? [ 2003.11.01 04:51:33 ] Falhofnir > or took enough range ? [ 2003.11.01 04:51:39 ] Falhofnir > or is it just my warp jammer **** up ? [ 2003.11.01 04:51:46 ] The General > **in luky [ 2003.11.01 04:52:21 ] Falhofnir > tell me [ 2003.11.01 04:52:31 ] The General > god dam typhoons [ 2003.11.01 04:53:24 ] Falhofnir > tell me, is it you took enough range ? [ 2003.11.01 04:53:27 ] The General > i should of used ECms [ 2003.11.01 04:53:31 ] Falhofnir > honestly i wasn't paying attention to range [ 2003.11.01 04:53:37 ] Falhofnir > ok [ 2003.11.01 04:53:39 ] Falhofnir > want round two ? [ 2003.11.01 04:54:43 ] Falhofnir > seriously, warp core stabs on mr no warping away ? <tg logs> So, carebears from all around the universe, be relieved, even people from the most carebear-criticizing-corps around love hugs and pink and rainbows and looking stupid. Space Carebears, i'm impatient to see how your forum squad will comment on that. bibi.
Kakalot	Posted - 2003.11.01 06:13:00 - [3] be advised that there are carebears pirates also in the game. So are there carebears anti-pirates. Once i was challenged in local by a pirate hunter. Same offer, 1 on 1, fight to death. He didn't know what i was flyin, but i did a scan and fit the right stuff on my bb. After i warped in and engaged for nearly 1 min. His corpmate (in a moa) warped in and helped fight. I knew this would happen, just wanted to make sure i was right. So .. no matter who they claim they are, if they are losers, they are losers. <rant off> ________________________________________________________ http://users.pandora.be/zebras/Kakalot.jpg
Vladameir	Posted - 2003.11.01 07:56:00 - [4] well thats is a hell of a laugh Fal love to see something like that
Jack Hayden	Posted - 2003.11.01 08:06:00 - [5] Quote: So, carebears from all around the universe, be relieved, even people from the most carebear-criticizing-corps around love hugs and pink and rainbows and looking stupid. Space Carebears, i'm impatient to see how your forum squad will comment on that. Oh dear, you almost made me spit my breakfast all over my screen, that's how hard your Space Carebears remark mede me laugh. Thanks for giving my day a good start. á "Spelling and grammatical errors are placed solely to test your abilities as a proofreader. All prices include 25% VAT."
Gaius Kador	Posted - 2003.11.01 11:21:00 - [6] chuckles Nice going :) ----------------------------------------------
Joshua Calvert	Posted - 2003.11.01 11:31:00 - [7] Quote: [ 2003.11.01 04:49:38 ] The General > hey pls stop i will pay u [ 2003.11.01 04:50:06 ] The General > i will pay 10mil [ 2003.11.01 04:50:12 ] The General > damit pls [ 2003.11.01 04:50:23 ] The General > 25mil OMG, I nearly puked with laughter at the sad desperation in those 4 lines. LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Bizarre	Posted - 2003.11.01 11:37:00 - [8] The General is a real monkey. Me and storeslem engaged him and after killing his ship he started calling us exploiters in local. ------------------------------------------------- Deathwing > U LIKE THOSE NUTS ON YA CHIN?
Havocide	Posted - 2003.11.01 12:41:00 - [9] i shouldnt say it but hehehe
hellwarrior	Posted - 2003.11.01 13:42:00 - [10] oh, haha thats the first tiem i read those lines properly, it was the pirate asking to go free. ohh, for a second i got confused that he up'd his ask to 25m. Then again who doesn't get trashed on halloween :D hrhr.... :)
Jarjar	Posted - 2003.11.01 14:35:00 - [11] Almost better than Part 1
Raven DeBlade	Posted - 2003.11.01 14:39:00 - [12] haha they are to much :) The General is a prime example why people should use Condoms... "To hunt pirates you need time and patience, because even monkeys fall from the trees" "Any statements made above this line are my persona"
gaya'aijia	Posted - 2003.11.01 14:44:00 - [13] I think its time that SI stops accepting new members, its not doing their corporation any good.
Jade Constantine	Posted - 2003.11.01 14:46:00 - [14] Very funny indeed. So much for Setec's famous recruitment care for the Space Cadets; one week after drunkenmaster takes over the carebear pirates are joining in droves ;) I love the way he keeps the famous Space Muppet motto of telling the truth and keeping his word as well ... Mallers and no warping out ... what a perfect mong! [ 2003.11.01 04:49:38 ] The General > hey pls stop i will pay u [ 2003.11.01 04:50:06 ] The General > i will pay 10mil [ 2003.11.01 04:50:12 ] The General > damit pls [ 2003.11.01 04:50:23 ] The General > 25mil lmao JF Public Forum
Easy Target	Posted - 2003.11.01 15:05:00 - [15] now wouldnt it have been much less painfull for your reputation if u just let him kill u, accept gracious defeat and move on.... better luck next time and all that.... ----------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------- No i'm not good... but i have never claimed to be -------------------- Moments of genius
j0sephine	Posted - 2003.11.01 15:15:00 - [16] "[ 2003.11.01 04:49:38 ] The General > hey pls stop i will pay u [ 2003.11.01 04:50:06 ] The General > i will pay 10mil [ 2003.11.01 04:50:12 ] The General > damit pls [ 2003.11.01 04:50:23 ] The General > 25mil" ... Should've taken 25 mil, then demand more?.. ;s (nice one, 'though the previous one was even better ;)
Indigo Seqi	Posted - 2003.11.01 15:26:00 - [17] There is a thing called "Trial Membership", difficult concept, I know.
Luc Picard	Posted - 2003.11.01 15:51:00 - [18] the general tries his best to scam corps/ppl and make some pirating. it is sad to see that he once was a member of FMI but it is nice to see that he isnt sucessful with his pirating. tbh he could choose better target then one member of CoC
Viceroy	Posted - 2003.11.01 16:46:00 - [19] lmao, that was good falhofnir. seriously. the general is teh sux0r! Greetings to my new best friend Falzone btw. gimme a battleship pls. kthxbye. -
Talon SilverHawk	Posted - 2003.11.01 16:54:00 - [20] Funny Unless you are the general ouch Tal What goes around come around ... What goes around comes around...
Lianhaun	Posted - 2003.11.01 16:57:00 - [21] This is not a hijack
Sally	Posted - 2003.11.01 19:32:00 - [22] LMAO. -- Stories: #1 --
Graffix	Posted - 2003.11.01 20:12:00 - [23] LMAO, that is classic. So much for kicking his azz in a Maller, little lone in a Scorpion. I love it how he sets 1 on 1 rules just so he can break them, lol. So now we'll get a reply that this is a total fabrication right? ahahahahahah! Damnit I got hiccups now.
Indigo Seqi	Posted - 2003.11.01 20:37:00 - [24] If we thought it was we would've posted that by now, instead we laughed alog with everybody else
Buddrow	Posted - 2003.11.01 23:07:00 - [25] HAHA this is funny, considering he Foxy Lady which is his alt stole from my corp, just some wothless * from our aromrys but still a bother, and then hid in the station. your gonna get podded if i see you, or rather when i see you little sniveling little ***.... COC is a good example of why eve is a good place, they kill poeple who can't swim in the deep end of the pool..... you know what pool im talking about. it seems to be getting shallower and shallower.... ---------------------------------- "Give me but one firm spot on which to stand, and I will move earth." Archimedes c.287 - 212 BC
Jarjar	Posted - 2003.11.01 23:12:00 - [26] Edited by: Jarjar on 01/11/2003 23:14:53 Quote: There is a thing called "Trial Membership", difficult concept, I know. Since he's still in SI, I suppose this didn't affect his chances to become a "full" member? Then why even comment like that? Edit: Hmm, posix too. Both of them are "famous" for destroying ship and podkilling the pilots without even asking. Not SI style, is it?
Mid General	Posted - 2003.11.01 23:38:00 - [27] The fact he was in a scorpion, AND knew exactly what ship he was up against, and then took a pasting 1v1 just makes me s******. Not using ecm or dampers against an apoc, lols :)
Indigo Seqi	Posted - 2003.11.02 00:24:00 - [28] Trial & Error
Negotiator	Posted - 2003.11.02 03:33:00 - [29] i thought he was in a maller? uhhh this is so confusing...but yeah it is funny tho =)
Viceroy	Posted - 2003.11.02 06:21:00 - [30] falhofnir may be our enemy, but he isnt a liar. -
BZugda Hiara	Posted - 2003.11.02 15:12:00 - [31] My first ship loss was a Kestrel to the General and Gronsak at Aunenen jump in. I nearly quit that day. I'm going to have that quote enlarged and posted on the wall above my monitor to cheer me up next time I lose a ship :) --------------------------- Gone!, Forgotten! and not even Logged
topdog	Posted - 2003.11.11 19:33:00 - [32] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ 2003.11.01 04:49:38 ] The General > hey pls stop i will pay u [ 2003.11.01 04:50:06 ] The General > i will pay 10mil [ 2003.11.01 04:50:12 ] The General > damit pls [ 2003.11.01 04:50:23 ] The General > 25mil This was just to funny.Tkx m8 for a big ROFLMAO
Rizmordan Hillgotlieb	Posted - 2003.11.11 20:09:00 - [33] BOTH pirate stories were very good. Viceroy should cheer TheGeneral up and give him a cookie. Posting for Numbnutz

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