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NoobMan
Hard Knocks Inc.
Hard Knocks Citizens
82
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Posted - 2015.04.01 00:08:39 -
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Hard Knocks Inc. is officially accepting Rental Contracts for both C5 and C6 space.
We have many C5 Magnatars and C6 Magnatars for your high end PvE Needs. These wormholes generate hundreds of billions of ISK per month.
Monthly rates depend on what effect of the WH:
- Magnatar C5:5bil C6:10bil
- Pulsar/Wolf-Rayet C5:3bil C6:5bil
- No Effect/All Other Effects C5:2Bil C6:4Bil
What does this Monthly Installment get you?
- Temporary Ownership of Wormhole
- Alliance Membership (Blue status to Hard Knocks)
- Log Off Trap Immunity
Additional Options and Upgrades:
Fully set up with fitted Capitals, Towers and Support Ships: 35Bil
Fuel Delivery: 750mil per Large Tower, 500mil per Medium
Deluxe Package: 10bil (2bil daily deductible)
- Invasion Protection - If someone invades your rental property, Hard Knocks Inc will deploy to your WH and protect your assests (2bil daily deductible).
- Free Fuel Delivery
- Optional Blue Loot Buyback Program - Never have to worry about hauling your billions!
Mail me today to Sign a contract!
DISCLAIMER: Asset Protection is not guaranteed. Hard Knocks Inc. Reserves the Right to retake the wormhole at any time. Payments must be made on time.
Operations Director of Hard K(n)ocks Inc.
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Aquila Sagitta
Blue-Fire
Great Blue Balls of Fire
576
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Posted - 2015.04.01 00:19:41 -
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..ha haha hahahaHaHaHaHaHa
Blue-Fire Best Fire
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Official Diplomat
PANDA REVOLUTION
Hard Knocks Citizens
6
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Posted - 2015.04.01 00:29:20 -
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I bought the deluxe package, and HK came to defend and helped repair tower as promised. I never have to do anything, just log in, kill the sleepers and see my wallet flash, then log off! |
Vane Vandayla
Soft Taps Ltd.
Hard Knocks Citizens
0
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Posted - 2015.04.01 00:29:46 -
[4] - Quote
This krab bases are very secure
++ would rent again ) |
Paranormal Paradox
Singularity Incorporated.
Hard Knocks Citizens
0
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Posted - 2015.04.01 00:30:16 -
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Alliance masters treat citizen very good, never once have been gank by HK |
HTC NecoSino
No Vacancies
Lost Alliance
195
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Posted - 2015.04.01 00:57:55 -
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It took me exactly 3 minutes to see that NoobMan has won WH space.
Well done, sir, well done. |
DONJUAN v
Tarnak inc.
0
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Posted - 2015.04.01 01:12:47 -
[7] - Quote
do you rent c2 wormholes , I'm not ready for the big league yet but would love a protected c2  |
Dog0fWaRR
Origin.
Black Legion.
19
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Posted - 2015.04.01 01:41:16 -
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Can confirm dank rental service. 8/8 WOULD USE AGAIN
My WH got invaded and HK came riding over the hill out of the sun set to my rescue...
T'was glorious all my billions were saved and my anus was left un-gaped for yet another Jew Cycle.
Thx HK couldn't of done it without'cha.
Video of HK saving my boot. - |
Pissfat
Reverse Production
54
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Posted - 2015.04.01 01:47:49 -
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Posting in what will be an epic thread. I support Noobman on this business venture, he needs more ISK for his PL super alt.
<3
I am Winthorp, you may remember me from such films as....
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a DAMN PATRIOT
Dropbears Anonymous
Brave Collective
24
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Posted - 2015.04.01 02:00:11 -
[10] - Quote
Hi Noobman, we are very new to this game but I think we are possibly ready for wormholes space. We have at least 3 capital class ships to deploy and are very excited.
We are interested in a particular hole, J105934, would it be possible to rent this hole and of course we would like the premium package including invasion protection as we have heard there are dangerous wormhole spaces to watch out for. Thank you for your replies and we are excited to renting from you !! |
Arlen Tektolnes
Grim Sleepers
5
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Posted - 2015.04.01 02:13:19 -
[11] - Quote
Does your Deluxe Package include protection from Drifters and/or any further emergent NPC threats CCP might implement? |
Iyokus Patrouette
Sudden Buggery
Prolapse.
392
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Posted - 2015.04.01 02:29:04 -
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Is there a package where you will run the sites for me and just give me the isk? if so i am interested in that one.
---- Advocate for the initiation of purple coloured wormholes----
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Blaack Panther
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2015.04.01 02:33:13 -
[13] - Quote
Whats the date today? |
Pissfat
Reverse Production
54
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Posted - 2015.04.01 02:34:29 -
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Blaack Panther wrote:Whats the date today?
There always has to be one in the crowd...
I am Winthorp, you may remember me from such films as....
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Jeremiah Cole
Future Corps
Sleeper Social Club
15
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Posted - 2015.04.01 02:37:07 -
[15] - Quote
Thank god! Now I can move out of this C5 with these lame corp mates and join a real alliance. |
Tiger Tesla
Periphery Bound
59
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Posted - 2015.04.01 02:47:14 -
[16] - Quote
Reserving several systems for subletting. Will be in touch. |
Tim Nering
R3d Fire
42
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Posted - 2015.04.01 03:30:28 -
[17] - Quote
taco? |
Gideon Enderas
Dirty Butt Pirates
0
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Posted - 2015.04.01 03:38:15 -
[18] - Quote
Hello. I am interested in a C5 WR deluxe package. Do you accept Chribba as a third party? |
PLEX Sell
Profiteering Inc.
Hard Knocks Citizens
0
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Posted - 2015.04.01 03:54:36 -
[19] - Quote
a DAMN PATRIOT wrote:Hi Noobman, we are very new to this game but I think we are possibly ready for wormholes space. We have at least 3 capital class ships to deploy and are very excited.
We are interested in a particular hole, J105934, would it be possible to rent this hole and of course we would like the premium package including invasion protection as we have heard there are dangerous wormhole spaces to watch out for. Thank you for your replies and we are excited to renting from you !!
Hi,
Are these capital class ships of yours dreadnought class war vessels? If they are, you are perfectly set up for some combat site escalations! As a satisfied customer of this rental service, using my vessels to trigger more NPCs has made me vast amounts of Interstellar Kredits. |
Andrew Jester
ElitistOps
Pandemic Legion
1104
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Posted - 2015.04.01 04:32:38 -
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HELLO IM HERE FOR DANQUE ALICE DISCOUNTS TIA
HK tried to gank my Jewros once but royally ****** it up, so I think I'll be fine without the deluxe package. Can I get a hubris discount as well?
If thuggin' was a category I'd win a Grammy
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KC Kamikaze
Blue-Fire
Great Blue Balls of Fire
89
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Posted - 2015.04.01 04:34:41 -
[21] - Quote
Do you have a package that includes cerbs? |
Josh Tsutola
Hard Knocks Inc.
Hard Knocks Citizens
0
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Posted - 2015.04.01 04:45:33 -
[22] - Quote
Can I get the C6 WR pack, I can't fly any caps but I can use destroyers to farm my hole every day. I know I'm already in corp but what I need is protection to stop people from laughing at me. |
Doomchinchilla
Collapsed Out
Overload Everything
49
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Posted - 2015.04.01 05:10:39 -
[23] - Quote
Before I rent a system would you let me know your opinion on Taylor Swift? |
Paul Vashar
Periphery Bound
36
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Posted - 2015.04.01 05:11:29 -
[24] - Quote
Hard Knock 3 confirmed. |
Headshottr
Hard Knocks Inc.
Hard Knocks Citizens
0
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Posted - 2015.04.01 05:42:48 -
[25] - Quote
Hi, can we configure the C5 Mag package to press bastion for me?
I will pay later many thank |
Totale notaspi
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
1
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Posted - 2015.04.01 05:58:13 -
[26] - Quote
So you are renting out a system that you can "protect" people when you have a 1/512 chance to roll into them if they get into trouble, can you explain more on how this works? You offer 2 bil if you cannot help the corp, maybe this is a lot of money to some people but ok....
Sounds like you guys are just getting too big to live in a wormhole and want to become a nullsec corp without becoming a null sec corp. |
Nimrod vanHall
Van Mij Belastingvrij
117
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Posted - 2015.04.01 06:12:27 -
[27] - Quote
Totale notaspi wrote:So you are renting out a system that you can "protect" people when you have a 1/512 chance to roll into them if they get into trouble, can you explain more on how this works? You offer 2 bil if you cannot help the corp, maybe this is a lot of money to some people but ok....
Sounds like you guys are just getting too big to live in a wormhole and want to become a nullsec corp without becoming a null sec corp.
Blobs, check! Stages from a different system then their farming places, check! Majority of green on the KB is nulsec super whoring, check! Aspires a rental empire, check! We have a junior nulsec entity! |
a DAMN PATRIOT
Dropbears Anonymous
Brave Collective
27
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Posted - 2015.04.01 07:00:00 -
[28] - Quote
PLEX Sell wrote:a DAMN PATRIOT wrote:Hi Noobman, we are very new to this game but I think we are possibly ready for wormholes space. We have at least 3 capital class ships to deploy and are very excited.
We are interested in a particular hole, J105934, would it be possible to rent this hole and of course we would like the premium package including invasion protection as we have heard there are dangerous wormhole spaces to watch out for. Thank you for your replies and we are excited to renting from you !! Hi, Are these capital class ships of yours dreadnought class war vessels? If they are, you are perfectly set up for some combat site escalations! As a satisfied customer of this rental service, using my vessels to trigger more NPCs has made me vast amounts of Interstellar Kredits.
Mr. Plex. Sell. Thank you for fastest reply. I have dreadnought classes of also a carrier class nuclear vessel. Please join me on BRAVE NEWBIES INCORPORATED mumble channel "Brave Dojo" because that is where we receive teachings of veteran newbies player. Unfortunately we do not have the ability to grant visitor access because our IT team is the most elite and they have not created that ability for us to make. So you will need to join BRAVE alliance, I recommend THE DESOLATE ORDER as they are our most elite PVP corporation and you will just look at their killboards to agree. Thanks and I will seeing you on coms please teach me soon! |
Axloth Okiah
Future Corps
Sleeper Social Club
625
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Posted - 2015.04.01 08:01:27 -
[29] - Quote
I can officially vouch for this product/service.
W-Space Realtor
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Natasha Donnan
Aperture Harmonics
No Holes Barred
26
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Posted - 2015.04.01 08:01:49 -
[30] - Quote
10b for a C6 Magnetar????
You were charging us 15b!
Creator of the W-Space KB Comparison
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Jezza McWaffle
No Vacancies
Lost Alliance
184
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Posted - 2015.04.01 08:05:03 -
[31] - Quote
The real question is how much for a C6 Black Hole so solo Phoenix farming?
C6 Wormhole blog
http://holelotofwaffle.wordpress.com/
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Fatal pewpew
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
3
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Posted - 2015.04.01 09:42:48 -
[32] - Quote
this service has been wonderful, i highly recommend the deluxe package, with free fuel delivery and blue loot buyback as well as invasion protection i never have to leave my hole getting rid of these headaches in logistics has left much more time to make more than enough isk to pay for itself. |
Bhane Celesto
Hard Knocks Inc.
Hard Knocks Citizens
17
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Posted - 2015.04.01 09:54:07 -
[33] - Quote
Jezza McWaffle wrote:The real question is how much for a C6 Black Hole so solo Phoenix farming?
We'd literally pay you to move into a black hole  |
Tyr Dolorem
Snuff Box
Snuffed Out
45
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Posted - 2015.04.01 11:26:39 -
[34] - Quote
Poene Pyre for president. |
UBG TwoPointOh
Dropbears Anonymous
Brave Collective
20
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Posted - 2015.04.01 12:25:54 -
[35] - Quote
Tyr Dolorem wrote:Poene Pyre for president.
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Lloyd Roses
Artificial Memories
936
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Posted - 2015.04.01 12:47:54 -
[36] - Quote
This service asks for a sticky. |
dexter xio
TURN LEFT
73
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Posted - 2015.04.01 13:25:50 -
[37] - Quote
Wormhole space is trash anyway just rent nullsec space, I hear it's more profitable anyway mate.
NOFUN Diplomat xd
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Key Dett
Viziam
Amarr Empire
77
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Posted - 2015.04.01 13:47:56 -
[38] - Quote
Noob,
I'm currently homeless so I'm very interested in renting a system to farm in. Would you message me in game so we can get the process started right away. I'm no longer interested in any pvp so I will certainly want the deluxe package. I can not think of a finer group I would like to rent from than HK.
Thanks for your immediate attention,
Key
Carebearing for the rest of my days!!! |
Tim Nering
R3d Fire
42
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Posted - 2015.04.01 14:48:21 -
[39] - Quote
Lloyd Roses wrote:This service asks for a sticky.
+1+1+1+1+1+1 |
Poene Pyre
Hard Knocks Inc.
Hard Knocks Citizens
0
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Posted - 2015.04.01 15:52:58 -
[40] - Quote
UBG TwoPointOh wrote:Tyr Dolorem wrote:Poene Pyre for president.
Thanks boys, vote for me in 2016 and you will get a free deluxe package! |
Scott Ormands
The Desolate Order
Brave Collective
0
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Posted - 2015.04.01 16:30:07 -
[41] - Quote
a DAMN PATRIOT wrote:PLEX Sell wrote:a DAMN PATRIOT wrote:Hi Noobman, we are very new to this game but I think we are possibly ready for wormholes space. We have at least 3 capital class ships to deploy and are very excited.
We are interested in a particular hole, J105934, would it be possible to rent this hole and of course we would like the premium package including invasion protection as we have heard there are dangerous wormhole spaces to watch out for. Thank you for your replies and we are excited to renting from you !! Hi, Are these capital class ships of yours dreadnought class war vessels? If they are, you are perfectly set up for some combat site escalations! As a satisfied customer of this rental service, using my vessels to trigger more NPCs has made me vast amounts of Interstellar Kredits. Mr. Plex. Sell. Thank you for fastest reply. I have dreadnought classes of also a carrier class nuclear vessel. Please join me on BRAVE NEWBIES INCORPORATED mumble channel "Brave Dojo" because that is where we receive teachings of veteran newbies player. Unfortunately we do not have the ability to grant visitor access because our IT team is the most elite and they have not created that ability for us to make. So you will need to join BRAVE alliance, I recommend THE DESOLATE ORDER as they are our most elite PVP corporation and you will just look at their killboards to agree. Thanks and I will seeing you on coms please teach me soon!
Thank you Mr. Patriot, I am incredibly humbled by your support. Although I would humbly submit that we are not the premiere PvP corp of the Brave Collective, although we do do quite well for ourselves as evidenced by the following kill mails.
https://zkillboard.com/kill/44203114/
https://zkillboard.com/kill/44202946/
https://zkillboard.com/kill/44200238/
https://zkillboard.com/kill/45608784/
https://zkillboard.com/kill/45608812/
https://zkillboard.com/kill/45339675/
I would instead submit my recommendation for Golden Phoenix Propulsion Laboratory to be considered as the most elite PvP corporation of the Brave Collective as evidenced by their incredible isk efficiency https://zkillboard.com/corporation/98126572/ |
GizzyBoy
Aperture Harmonics
No Holes Barred
105
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Posted - 2015.04.01 18:43:39 -
[42] - Quote
Joke or not wormhole sales/advertisements are not supposed to be in here, ala the sticky. and the original post sounded pretty serious to me even if it is the first of April.
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=128637&find=unread
"Please note that this forum section is intended for discussing various aspects of wormhole gameplay and not advertising wormhole locations for sale. All such advertisements should be placed in the Sell Orders section. " |
NoobMan
Hard Knocks Inc.
Hard Knocks Citizens
99
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Posted - 2015.04.01 19:26:06 -
[43] - Quote
GizzyBoy wrote:Joke or not wormhole sales/advertisements are not supposed to be in here, ala the sticky. and the original post sounded pretty serious to me even if it is the first of April. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=128637&find=unread
"Please note that this forum section is intended for discussing various aspects of wormhole gameplay and not advertising wormhole locations for sale. All such advertisements should be placed in the Sell Orders section. "
Please... Its an April Fools Joke.
Operations Director of Hard K(n)ocks Inc.
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Desimus Maximus
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
194
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Posted - 2015.04.01 19:33:43 -
[44] - Quote
They really should shut down forums from 12:01am thru 11:59pm on April 1st. |
Razak Pzetchi
State War Academy
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2015.04.01 20:14:43 -
[45] - Quote
GizzyBoy wrote:Joke or not wormhole sales/advertisements are not supposed to be in here, ala the sticky. and the original post sounded pretty serious to me even if it is the first of April. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=128637&find=unread
"Please note that this forum section is intended for discussing various aspects of wormhole gameplay and not advertising wormhole locations for sale. All such advertisements should be placed in the Sell Orders section. "
Did you biomass your sense of humour or self destruct it on your way out? |
Vane Vandayla
Soft Taps Ltd.
Hard Knocks Citizens
1
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Posted - 2015.04.01 20:15:13 -
[46] - Quote
dexter xio wrote:Wormhole space is trash anyway just rent nullsec space, I hear it's more profitable anyway mate.
Right! Why farm 4 bil/h in w-space when you can do the same for smashing 500mil/h in nullsec! and now the best part... the price for a single system is as high as renting a wormhole! |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
Hard Knocks Citizens
541
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Posted - 2015.04.01 22:51:49 -
[47] - Quote
NoobMan wrote:GizzyBoy wrote:Joke or not wormhole sales/advertisements are not supposed to be in here, ala the sticky. and the original post sounded pretty serious to me even if it is the first of April. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=128637&find=unread
"Please note that this forum section is intended for discussing various aspects of wormhole gameplay and not advertising wormhole locations for sale. All such advertisements should be placed in the Sell Orders section. " Please... Its an April Fools Joke.
We're gonna need a bigger salt pusher thing
I GÖÑ the orthrus
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Tsukino Stareine
Sock Robbers Inc.
Low-Class
1123
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Posted - 2015.04.01 23:19:52 -
[48] - Quote
I wonder if this will be a reality with the new structures |
Official Diplomat
PANDA REVOLUTION
Hard Knocks Citizens
8
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Posted - 2015.04.02 01:46:24 -
[49] - Quote
Axloth Okiah wrote:I can officially vouch for this product/service.
U wot m8? |
Proclus Diadochu
Obstergo
Red Coat Conspiracy
2121
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Posted - 2015.04.02 02:50:45 -
[50] - Quote
Key Dett wrote:Noob,
I'm currently homeless so I'm very interested in renting a system to farm in. Would you message me in game so we can get the process started right away. I'm no longer interested in any pvp so I will certainly want the deluxe package. I can not think of a finer group I would like to rent from than HK.
Thanks for your immediate attention,
Key
Carebearing for the rest of my days!!!
Please refrain from NPC alt posting.
Thanks, Key...
WTR C2 SC5/NS, Noob. TIA
Minister of High Society | Twitter: @autoritare
E-mail: [email protected]
My Blog: http://diogenes-club.blogspot.com/
The Diogenes Club | Join W-Space | Down The Pipe
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Alundil
Isogen 5
900
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Posted - 2015.04.02 03:11:03 -
[51] - Quote
Key Dett wrote:Noob,
I'm currently homeless so I'm very interested in renting a system to farm in. Would you message me in game so we can get the process started right away. I'm no longer interested in any pvp so I will certainly want the deluxe package. I can not think of a finer group I would like to rent from than HK.
Thanks for your immediate attention,
Key
Carebearing for the rest of my days!!!
TopKek
I know that writing this made you die inside a little.
I'm right behind you
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Pissfat
Reverse Production
59
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Posted - 2015.04.02 03:16:12 -
[52] - Quote
Key Dett wrote:Noob,
I'm currently homeless so I'm very interested in renting a system to farm in. Would you message me in game so we can get the process started right away. I'm no longer interested in any pvp so I will certainly want the deluxe package. I can not think of a finer group I would like to rent from than HK.
Thanks for your immediate attention,
Key
Carebearing for the rest of my days!!!
My bro, much <3.
I am Winthorp, you may remember me from such films as....
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Ion Udan
Future Corps
Sleeper Social Club
100
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Posted - 2015.04.02 05:03:32 -
[53] - Quote
GizzyBoy wrote:Joke or not wormhole sales/advertisements are not supposed to be in here, ala the sticky. and the original post sounded pretty serious to me even if it is the first of April. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=128637&find=unread
"Please note that this forum section is intended for discussing various aspects of wormhole gameplay and not advertising wormhole locations for sale. All such advertisements should be placed in the Sell Orders section. "
So this is the level of player remaining in NoHo? Someone with no sense of humour? Considering the current landscape in W Space i'ts so tongue in cheek and pulling the **** out of themselves. Yet you feel the need to highlight the "rules" of posting in these forums.
I am disappoint. |
Witchway
Hard Knocks Inc.
Hard Knocks Citizens
168
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Posted - 2015.04.02 05:14:19 -
[54] - Quote
Ion Udan wrote:GizzyBoy wrote:Joke or not wormhole sales/advertisements are not supposed to be in here, ala the sticky. and the original post sounded pretty serious to me even if it is the first of April. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=128637&find=unread
"Please note that this forum section is intended for discussing various aspects of wormhole gameplay and not advertising wormhole locations for sale. All such advertisements should be placed in the Sell Orders section. " So this is the level of player remaining in NoHo? Someone with no sense of humour? Considering the current landscape in W Space i'ts so tongue in cheek and pulling the **** out of themselves. Yet you feel the need to highlight the "rules" of posting in these forums. I am disappoint.
I mean AHARM hasn't been relevant in how long now? what would make you think there was anything other than pure bitterness left in there?
Official Shit Talking Captain, Bastard of Hard Knocks Inc.
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Candi LeMew
Isogen 5
26300
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Posted - 2015.04.02 05:20:40 -
[55] - Quote
Key Dett wrote:Noob,
I'm currently homeless so I'm very interested in renting a system to farm in. Would you message me in game so we can get the process started right away. I'm no longer interested in any pvp so I will certainly want the deluxe package. I can not think of a finer group I would like to rent from than HK.
Thanks for your immediate attention,
Key
Carebearing for the rest of my days!!!
Key GÖÑ
How in the heck are you even homeless? This is a travesty.
corbexx fit it and Foedus, recruit this guy.
=ƒÉÆ Bob Is Always Watching ...
Jack Miton > everyone knows im the best dusette
"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
GÖ¬ -ér-à-ò-é -ôew, -ôear none, -òave yo-àr love -ôor only one.
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Pissfat
Reverse Production
61
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Posted - 2015.04.02 05:35:06 -
[56] - Quote
Candi LeMew wrote:
How in the heck are you even homeless? This is a travesty.
and Foedus, recruit this guy.
Here here, Bob wills it.
Come back to the dark side key, wh's have missed you.
I am Winthorp, you may remember me from such films as....
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Key Dett
Viziam
Amarr Empire
81
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Posted - 2015.04.02 11:51:06 -
[57] - Quote
Pissfat wrote:Candi LeMew wrote:
How in the heck are you even homeless? This is a travesty.
and Foedus, recruit this guy.
Here here, Bob wills it. Come back to the dark side key, wh's have missed you.
Soon |
Ghenghis Kralj
Hidden Agenda
Deep Space Engineering
64
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Posted - 2015.04.02 20:02:54 -
[58] - Quote
Do you wish you could make billions upon billions doing sweet sweet high end pve in wh space?!?!
Is your credit baaaaaaaaaad (**humph**)?? DO NOT WORRY! We give you rent-to-own cap fleets! For 5 easy payments of 2 billion ISK each, you get a T2 fit Moros and Archon to start your adventure!!!
BUT WAIT!!! There is MOAR! Mail me right now, and you can get not 1!!! Not 2!!!! BUT 3..THREE!!!..Moros hulls for just 10 easy payments of 3 billion ISK each!
WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW!
SUCH A GREAT DEAL. And don't forget. Limited quantity available. So call NOW |
Jess Tanner
Hard Knocks Inc.
Hard Knocks Citizens
169
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Posted - 2015.04.03 01:23:20 -
[59] - Quote
Ayeson wrote:NoobMan wrote:GizzyBoy wrote:Joke or not wormhole sales/advertisements are not supposed to be in here, ala the sticky. and the original post sounded pretty serious to me even if it is the first of April. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=128637&find=unread
"Please note that this forum section is intended for discussing various aspects of wormhole gameplay and not advertising wormhole locations for sale. All such advertisements should be placed in the Sell Orders section. " Please... Its an April Fools Joke. We're gonna need a bigger salt pusher thing
Such Salt...
Go with Bob, keep Him always in your heart. He is your Sword, Shield, and the Knife in your back.
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Kirasten
No Vacancies
Lost Alliance
130
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Posted - 2015.04.06 07:58:16 -
[60] - Quote
Bhane Celesto wrote:Jezza McWaffle wrote:The real question is how much for a C6 Black Hole so solo Phoenix farming? We'd literally pay you to move into a black hole
I almost LOLed out of my chair.
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Sith1s Spectre
Un.Reasonable
Un.Bound
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Key Dett wrote:Pissfat wrote:Candi LeMew wrote:
How in the heck are you even homeless? This is a travesty.
and Foedus, recruit this guy.
Here here, Bob wills it. Come back to the dark side key, wh's have missed you. Soon
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That was some good sh*t Noobman. |
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