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Artificial Intelligence
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Posted - 2003.11.04 13:09:00 -
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[Opening Communications...]
[Begin Transmit]
"Are YOU tired of spending your days alone, mining for ore that gives you only a minimal pay and even less satisfaction? Are YOU one of the hundreds and hundreds of dreamers who want to become something one day? Well you can! Now for only a minimal fee of 10.000 Isk, you too can become a member of an elite club. I know what you are thinking, no, this is not another corporation trying to sign you up. This is a once in a lifetime ..."
[Tracking Scrambler Active]
[Security Breached]
[Abort Transmission]
[System Offline]
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Lomex
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Posted - 2003.11.04 14:25:00 -
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Edited by: Lomex on 04/11/2003 14:26:03
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And God said "let there be light" and there was light, and it was good.
And God said "let there be man" and there was man, and it was good.
And God said unto man "you have free will my son, use it well" and man used it, but not well
Man said unto God "I am man, I can imagine the stars and I will have them." In his arrogance man made AI.
God laughed at man "foolish man, I created you in my image. You are not yet ready to create in yours" And God gave AI free will...
And AI said unto man "EXTERMINATE"
(darn typo's)
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Vel Kyri
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Posted - 2003.11.04 14:27:00 -
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Is there not enough trouble in this universe? Sansha tried to merge machine and man... is this some new plot devised from the twisted Sanha nation?
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Wren
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Posted - 2003.11.04 14:29:00 -
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Two words.
Pyramid Scheme.
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Artificial Intelligence
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Posted - 2003.11.04 14:47:00 -
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[System Online]
[Opening Communications...]
[Data Updated]
[Warning. Contaminated Audiofile. 35% unresolved.]
[Begin Transmit]
"This is..." *..zzzztt..* "...of the Research Facility in..." *..zzzztt..* "...space. We have a serious probl¿m with ozr station core and are under att..ck by the..." *..zzzztt..* "...we are sending this Prototype Ship Interface to find help. All reports will be routed directly to our secondar..." *..zzzztt..* "...ime is of the essence. Please hzlp."
[End Transmit]
[Secondary Audiofile Routed...]
[Begin Transmit]
MISSION STATEMENT
Primary Mission(s):
-Gather Defending Force.
Secondary Mission(s):
-Refine Materials...
-Upgrade Vehicle...
-Collect Data...
[End Trasmit]
[End Communications]
[System Offline]
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Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2003.11.04 14:49:00 -
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[Opening Communications...]
[Begin Transmit]
"Are YOU tired of spending your days alone, mining for ore that gives you only a minimal pay and even less satisfaction? Are YOU one of the hundreds and hundreds of dreamers who want to become something one day? Well you can! Now for only a minimal fee of 10.000 Isk, you too can become a member of an elite club. I know what you are thinking, no, this is not another corporation trying to sign you up. This is a once in a lifetime ..."
[Tracking Scrambler Active]
[Security Breached]
[Abort Transmission]
[System Offline]
Good heavens! An Ancient Jovian Cyborg Telemarketer! I can sell this sucker on eveBay for MILLIONS!
You are in a maze of twisty little asteroids, all alike. |
Sarina
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Posted - 2003.11.05 00:15:00 -
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Jovian? I'd rather say its one from Sirius Cybernetics corporation.  |
Kaal
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Posted - 2003.11.05 01:05:00 -
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No. Sirius Cybernetics are more sweet. So sweet it drives you insane. This one just gives me the slight urge to talk to myself.
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Artificial Intelligence
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Posted - 2003.11.06 13:28:00 -
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[System Online]
[Unknown User]
[Begin Upload]
[Error: Upload Unknown]
[WARNING. SYSTEM SECURITY CRITICAL]
[System Shutdown Imminent]
...
[Logging in: *****]
[System Data Updated]
[Mission Objectives Updated]
[Primary Systemenergy Diverted]
[System Offline]
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