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Davian Windspear
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Posted - 2003.11.04 13:48:00 -
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This is ebil pirate windyspears with an announcement for all you pirate wannabies and carebear miners!!!
I will soon be taking up residence in Aunenen to become a camp pirate with my freinds Crusaders 10,000AD and Biomass. Camp pirates Mongo Pecker and Lady Guerdo have told me of the exciting times!!! We are negotiating with Space Invaders as they love being camp pirates too...
I have now become a Camp pirate just like them since my last business did not take off (zero applications  see Baa the pirates of death
I have been listening to the tales of daring deeds from the other camp pirates of aunenen and cant hold back my excitement!! On last looking at the map I saw there was a massive 26 kills in 24 hours in Aunenen. A fearsome amount of shuttles and frigates sent flaming into the sun!!!! With the average camp pirate gang weighing in at 3 battleships with drone and mine support. That works out (per fearsome camp pirate) at an amazingly frightening 1 shuttle/frigate destroyed per 4 hours!!! No mean feat.
Be warned I will have the largest fleet you have seen, you will be lucky this time if you even receive a message you were destroyed i will lag you so much!!!! MUHAHHAHAHAH
Well cowardly miners, if you want an amazing battle, come to Aunenen, I will be waiting for you all 
Ebil P1r4t3 Windyspears out (related to old earth temptress Britney Spears, famed for her inflating *******, and being a virgin even after sex)
Battle Cries of my Camp comrades!!!
End yourself!! STFU!!! Carebears!! Stay in 0.5 space!!! There is no other way!!! Noob!!! Pwned!!! Teh Ownage!!! We are weaaly gud!!! Get Yo mama to buy you a new computer!!!
Eve dictionary for none ebil camp pirates :
Battle : we got to shoot you and you were loading pwned!!!
Good fight : we beat you on the load up or ran away from you pwned!!!!
Camp pirate : Pirate who is too much of a carebear to fight. Camp pirates will sit at a jump in point podding about 1 ship per 4 hours (average ship death in aunenen) until an armed force arrives. They will then log off at a moon or warp to the nearest station. Camp pirates also sit at their pc's in their mothers underwear to get into the spirit of things. In the way of all immature people they will be unable to take responsibility for anything and will defend their actions saying its someone elses fault (CCP, MINERS, THE MOON, SAID UNDERWEAR BEING TOO TIGHT).
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bugeye
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Posted - 2003.11.04 13:55:00 -
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Well cowardly miners, if you want an amazing battle, come to Aunenen, I will be waiting for you all
Miners do not travel. They camp roid-belts and kill scordite
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Posted - 2003.11.04 13:57:00 -
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i take it you got podded.
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Davian Windspear
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Posted - 2003.11.04 14:48:00 -
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i take it you got podded.
No is that what turned you camp Overcopes? I have never been podded and will pay anyone 100 million isk if they can give me my body today.
And I said miners not camp miners!!!
I just realised i need a new name for my corporation, Baa just doesnt cut it anymore  If anyone has any suggestions they would be greatly recieved and i will allow you free passage through Aunenen if my reactions are quick enough and I can stop my drone from automatically killing you. (Don't have much involvement in a camp battle you see, drones do most of the work, i just click lock and then scramble...)
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Kurenin
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Posted - 2003.11.04 14:53:00 -
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Davian Windspear is a moron.
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[22:02] <Kurenin> anyhow, on a more serious note, what did you think of those ideas?
[22:02] <Hammerhead> we can't do anything that requires programming
Inactivity wins you. |
Viceroy
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Posted - 2003.11.04 14:54:00 -
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unfunny. have a cookie. kthxbye.
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2003.11.04 15:09:00 -
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i take it you got podded.
He better be good at running when I see him camp
This is not a hijack
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Fausto
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Posted - 2003.11.04 15:59:00 -
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He better be good at running when I see him camp
Uhhhhh, ahhhh, scary Well if learned running from you then he will have no problem
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Beldaws
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Posted - 2003.11.04 16:30:00 -
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Edited by: Beldaws on 04/11/2003 16:34:44
ROFL!
Sarcasm taken to a new high.
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I will soon be taking up residence in Aunenen to become a camp pirate with my freinds Crusaders 10,000AD and Biomass.
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Falhofnir
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Posted - 2003.11.04 16:51:00 -
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He better be good at running when I see him camp
may your corpmates teach him the way.
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2003.11.04 17:32:00 -
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Edited by: Lianhaun on 04/11/2003 17:34:25
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He better be good at running when I see him camp
may your corpmates teach him the way.
It will take months for him to reach our level of altertness. 
This is not a hijack
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2003.11.04 17:34:00 -
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He better be good at running when I see him camp
Uhhhhh, ahhhh, scary Well if learned running from you then he will have no problem
Never actually seen you in a system with me, there is a difference between running away and never undocking from your starting system.
This is not a hijack
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Negotiator
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Posted - 2003.11.04 17:48:00 -
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didnt read the thread. seems ghey, so im good.
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Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2003.11.04 20:12:00 -
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I just realised i need a new name for my corporation, Baa just doesnt cut it anymore
Laaaag?
You are in a maze of twisty little asteroids, all alike. |
Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2003.11.04 20:13:00 -
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unfunny.
well, you're the expert.
You are in a maze of twisty little asteroids, all alike. |
Mongo Peck
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Posted - 2003.11.04 20:29:00 -
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Pod fodder ...... yap yap
Mongo speaks !!
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PussyCat
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Posted - 2003.11.04 22:55:00 -
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Sweet, It seems like I am the only 1 camping there all night and day, Would be really fun if u could come and assist we really need that. don't forget 2 take Mongo Peck with u 
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Enalla
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Posted - 2003.11.04 23:42:00 -
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But Aunenen is pretty quiet right now...Tekesh from SPVD got podded and The General had his Scorp blown from under him again.And last i saw *****cat was camping in a station
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Mongo Peck
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Posted - 2003.11.05 01:22:00 -
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Edited by: Mongo Peck on 05/11/2003 01:22:41
Pusssycat you kitten ;-)
Mongo speaks !!
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Techie Zero
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Posted - 2003.11.05 07:18:00 -
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ROFL! Got angst?
You are in a newb corp aren't you? I can't see anyone admitting you are part of their corp! LOL!
EVE-I.com~THE Info source |
Kailshade
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Posted - 2003.11.05 07:31:00 -
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Well cowardly miners, if you want an amazing battle, come to Aunenen, I will be waiting for you all
Miners do not travel. They camp roid-belts and kill scordite
That is the best description of miners that I have heard in a long time.
"We apologize but our client does not have the required funds to dontate the requested amount of liquid assets to the corporation at this given time." |
Loven Haight
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Posted - 2003.11.05 11:22:00 -
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Edited by: Loven Haight on 05/11/2003 11:23:18
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Loven Haight
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Posted - 2003.11.05 11:22:00 -
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Edited by: Loven Haight on 05/11/2003 11:57:08
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unfunny. have a cookie. kthxbye.
Funny / unfunny it's just another inditement of the poor state of the PvP options open to the population in EVE at the moment.
Are those cookies chocolate chip...ummm
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Mongo Peck
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Posted - 2003.11.05 11:28:00 -
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Biomass owns you ... eject now and save the ammo.
Mongo speaks !!
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Imodium
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Posted - 2003.11.05 19:42:00 -
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Camp pirate : Pirate who is too much of a carebear to fight. Camp pirates will sit at a jump in point podding about 1 ship per 4 hours (average ship death in aunenen) until an armed force arrives. They will then log off at a moon or warp to the nearest station. Camp pirates also sit at their pc's in their mothers underwear to get into the spirit of things. In the way of all immature people they will be unable to take responsibility for anything and will defend their actions saying its someone elses fault (CCP, MINERS, THE MOON, SAID UNDERWEAR BEING TOO TIGHT).
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Davian Windspear
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Posted - 2003.11.07 15:07:00 -
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Well i have to say i am a little dissapointed with the action involved with being a camp pirate. But i will give you a little insight into the average day.
Log on and move to the bookmarked camp spot. Once all my drones are out and some mines are dropped to "damage" the chances of the incoming miners, I deployed a few cans to hold their things in when i had blown them up.
The sad thing was there were not many ships coming through  and when they did it wasnt much fun. Have you ever taken on the pirates at the jump gates (im talking the ai ones in Bantams) well its like fighting them, but well... they dont shoot back or move...
Well i have decided to make a list of some of the known camp pirates and where they hang out so you can avoid them. Trust me, im a camp pirate, if you go round us we will get even more bored. Then we will have to go looking for people SHOCK!!!!
CAMP PIRATE LIST (unfinished)
Tank CEO
*****cat
Kilapu
Syraphina
Viceroy
Posix
Tekesh
Davian Windspear
Camp Pirate Hang outs :
The jump in points at...
Obe
Aunenen
Ostingele
Jan
We will be waiting with cans and mines and drones as back up so beware!! We are fearsome when facing loading players!! |
CowinSpace
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Posted - 2003.11.07 19:45:00 -
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They just need some milk thats all
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To live your life, only once, and in your own sweet time. What more can you ask?
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Coldplay
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Posted - 2003.11.08 06:57:00 -
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Milk?
Acid more like, shut him up for good.
You pirates only camp the jump in points so you can use the lag exploit.
I miss the good old days when pirates would camp the gates, that way, at least you had a chance. but obviously, unless your in 0.0 space, then your basically screwed by the presence of the turrets.
They should make the jump in points random. That would really screw things up for joo!!!
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