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jason hill
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.04.09 17:14:37 -
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Massive quantity of oil reserves have been found in the area around Gatwick airport !!!
in other news ."Advanced party of US marines secure perimeter of Gatwick airport , US carrier group assemble in English channel and early reports of Tomahawk missiles and stealth bombers taking out radar stations and RAF bases in South of England"
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Eve Solecist
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
1183
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Posted - 2015.04.09 22:06:27 -
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Could you explain WHY it's funny?
I don't get it...
This one is one of my better posts. You should see the others ....
"I've tried to give up making sexual innuendos. But it's hard, so hard." -RoAnnon
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Kata Okaseki
Team Evil
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Posted - 2015.04.10 00:40:23 -
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jason hill wrote:Massive quantity of oil reserves have been found in the area around Gatwick airport !!! in other news ."Advanced party of US marines secure perimeter of Gatwick airport , US carrier group assemble in English channel and early reports of Tomahawk missiles and stealth bombers taking out radar stations and RAF bases in South of England" cmon ya miserable bloody sods you know its funny
Get liberated, son. |
Jenshae Chiroptera
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Posted - 2015.04.10 14:02:35 -
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Eve Solecist wrote:Could you explain WHY it's funny?
I don't get it... http://cdn.meme.am/instances/44349461.jpg
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Eve Solecist
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
1338
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Posted - 2015.04.10 15:18:54 -
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Jenshae Chiroptera wrote: Oh............
This one is one of my better posts. You should see the others ....
"I've tried to give up making sexual innuendos. But it's hard, so hard." -RoAnnon
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jason hill
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
760
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Posted - 2015.04.10 17:51:15 -
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Eve Solecist wrote:Jenshae Chiroptera wrote: Oh............
sometimes ...I just bloody give up
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Falken Falcon
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Posted - 2015.04.14 12:05:11 -
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Is this the place for these?
Aye, Sea Turtles
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Scipio Artelius
The Vendunari End of Life
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Posted - 2015.04.14 12:11:26 -
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That's hilarious. Never seen that one before.
Thanks Falken. Genuinely made me laugh.
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Commissar Kate
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2015.04.14 14:15:19 -
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Kata Okaseki wrote:jason hill wrote:Massive quantity of oil reserves have been found in the area around Gatwick airport !!! in other news ."Advanced party of US marines secure perimeter of Gatwick airport , US carrier group assemble in English channel and early reports of Tomahawk missiles and stealth bombers taking out radar stations and RAF bases in South of England" cmon ya miserable bloody sods you know its funny Get liberated, son.
*Fixed*
-k8
My Fanclub
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Jenshae Chiroptera
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Posted - 2015.04.14 17:02:45 -
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"Alabama, finally realising that Texas has oil have sent five rednecks in a pick up truck to liberate Texas from themselves."
CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids
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High Sec needs a stepping stone to other areas of space, where they can grow
Fozzie is treating a symptom.
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jason hill
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
764
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Posted - 2015.04.14 17:15:54 -
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this is definetly the place for these |
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
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Posted - 2015.04.14 19:20:54 -
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This time France might actually join the coalition....
My advice to you: Do not ever look up "worst guitar solo" on Youtube. You will be sorry. No joke. Really and truly sorry.
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jason hill
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
765
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Posted - 2015.04.14 20:02:38 -
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nahhhh they will either be too busy surrendering or voting for strikes ..... the Argentinians might want to get in on the act though ... oh wait ! |
jason hill
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.04.14 20:08:04 -
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[quote=jason hill]nahhhh they will either be too busy surrendering or voting for strikes ..... the Argentinians might want to get in on the act though ... oh wait !proof the french wont get involved
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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
3926
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Posted - 2015.04.15 03:05:16 -
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Here's my best bud Argentinian co-worker Ignacio's Falklands War story. It might not be 100% accurate, because I heard it in a loud bar over beers, with many distractions.
-Ignacio's little Argentinitan army unit is sitting around on one of the islands, just waiting for their enlistment period to end. Local island corrupt big man scammer politician/businessman guy moves some of his steel pipe inventory into an old warehouse. Doesn't belong to him, it's on the British side of the island or something. He sets up shop and starts parking trucks or something.
-Some over exuberant warehouse guy or somebody puts an Argentinian flag up over the warehouse or something.
-British warships appear and troops start landing.
-Lieutenant of my friend's unit, by radio: "Little bored island unit to base. British troops are landing. A hella lot of warships with guns and missiles behind them."
-Base general: "What? Island unit, counter attack! Hold the landing at the beach!"
-Lieutenant and local unit grunts look at each other. Look at the ships, at the British Marines doing an amphibious assault, and at the local thugs warehouse.
-Lieutenant: "Base, we have radio equipment trouble, signal not clear. Please repeat."
-Base general: "Island unit, assault that landing site! Now! Repulse the invasion! And hold at all costs! Until reinforced!"
-Lieutenant looks at grunts, warehouse. Lieutenant: "Island unit to base. We have radio trouble. Can you hear me? ::Tremolos the radio's broadcast volume knob, fades it to 0 while still speaking, pulls the plug::
Not the last stand of the 300, but myself I'm glad my mate Ignacio didn't get his dumb arse shot up defending a hot damn corrupt politician's warehouse.
My advice to you: Do not ever look up "worst guitar solo" on Youtube. You will be sorry. No joke. Really and truly sorry.
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Debora Tsung
Die Woge des Wahnsinns Greater Western Co-Prosperity Sphere
1480
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Posted - 2015.04.15 11:22:06 -
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Eve Solecist wrote:Could you explain WHY it's funny?
I don't get it...
The thing that's actually funny is that the oil reserves may very well be so deep underground that it would be deemed unprovitable to harvest them.
Stupidity should be a bannable offense.
Fighting back is more fun than not.
Sticky: AFK Cloaking Thread It's not pretty, but it's there.
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Jenshae Chiroptera
1334
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Posted - 2015.04.15 13:55:33 -
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jason hill wrote:nahhhh they [sic: The French] will either be too busy surrendering or voting for strikes ..... the Argentinians might want to get in on the act though ... oh wait ! I did not find the right comic, this is fairly close as only the ignorant dare call the French cowards. Even in the world wars, when they were out gunned, they formed a resistance (old fashioned guerrila war).
CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids
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High Sec needs a stepping stone to other areas of space, where they can grow
Fozzie is treating a symptom.
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jason hill
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.04.15 17:17:15 -
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Jenshae Chiroptera wrote:jason hill wrote:nahhhh they [sic: The French] will either be too busy surrendering or voting for strikes ..... the Argentinians might want to get in on the act though ... oh wait ! I did not find the right comic, this is fairly close as only the ignorant dare call the French cowards. Even in the world wars, when they were out gunned, they formed a resistance (old fashioned guerrila war).
right ..for a start where in the thread have I called the French cowards ? and FYI the brits and French have been doing this type of humour to each other for centuries its called BANTER we do it ...they do it to us ... we have a laugh and joke at each other expense then we all go down the pub
and if think im typing bollox then where the fk do you think the 6th largest concentration of native French people live ? ill give a hint its called London ! pitys sake they even have their own member of parliament based here .
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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
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Posted - 2015.04.16 13:43:56 -
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Debora Tsung wrote:Eve Solecist wrote:Could you explain WHY it's funny?
I don't get it... The thing that's actually funny is that the oil reserves may very well be so deep underground that it would be deemed unprovitable to harvest them. Yeah... It could be even harder than getting that extra runway built at Heathrow.
My advice to you: Do not ever look up "worst guitar solo" on Youtube. You will be sorry. No joke. Really and truly sorry.
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Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
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Posted - 2015.04.16 13:50:19 -
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Debora Tsung wrote:Eve Solecist wrote:Could you explain WHY it's funny?
I don't get it... The thing that's actually funny is that the oil reserves may very well be so deep underground that it would be deemed unprovitable to harvest them. Well, I guess they'll wait another 40-50 years, when there won't be any more easily accessible oil left. |
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jason hill
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
768
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Posted - 2015.04.16 17:24:51 -
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well thinking about it ..if you add what COULD potentially be underground in the uk ...plus what we COULD potentially have in the Falkland ...then add that with the land we own in the arctic with proven oil and gas reserves (dunno the exact figures on that one ) we prolly sit on the largest amounts of any country POSSIBLY
FKN big possibly ...but I bet it cant be far off ...potentially |
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
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Posted - 2015.04.18 02:24:05 -
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Bah, oil and gas. It's the ales and stouts we want. No need to fight about it, just send them over and we won't launch our drones.
My advice to you: Do not ever look up "worst guitar solo" on Youtube. You will be sorry. No joke. Really and truly sorry.
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Black Panpher
Ganja Inc
3110
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Posted - 2015.04.18 03:09:33 -
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Debora Tsung wrote:Eve Solecist wrote:Could you explain WHY it's funny?
I don't get it... The thing that's actually funny is that the oil reserves may very well be so deep underground that it would be deemed unprovitable to harvest them.
And what about when the oil depletes from around the rest of the world will it still be unprofitable to acquire it then? Wake up world..... |
stoicfaux
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Posted - 2015.04.20 15:34:19 -
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Black Panpher wrote:Debora Tsung wrote:Eve Solecist wrote:Could you explain WHY it's funny?
I don't get it... The thing that's actually funny is that the oil reserves may very well be so deep underground that it would be deemed unprovitable to harvest them. And what about when the oil depletes from around the rest of the world will it still be unprofitable to acquire it then? Wake up world..... If we deplete (burn) the rest of the world's oil, then we'll have bigger problems.
Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
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Adunh Slavy
1611
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Posted - 2015.04.21 23:57:45 -
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All hail the petro-dollar. Stealing your wealth since 1913.
Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.-á-á- William Pitt
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Jenshae Chiroptera
1379
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Posted - 2015.04.22 02:25:13 -
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http://www.ted.com/talks/shai_agassi_on_electric_cars
Watch the full video then read this: http://www.fastcompany.com/3028159/a-broken-place-better-place
CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids
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High Sec needs a stepping stone to other areas of space, where they can grow
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Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
1481
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Posted - 2015.04.24 20:07:29 -
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I-¦m from Venezuela ... we have a CRAPLOAD of oil reserves STILL ... waiting for the past decade to be "liberated" ...
Yep, waiting, one day ... I know ... I know ... someday ... hmmm ... yes.
Here I am waiting ...
Inner Sayings of BrujoLoco:
http://eve-files.com/sig/brujoloco
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