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Noragen Neirfallas
Somalian Coast Guard Authority The Marmite Collective
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Posted - 2015.04.18 15:51:31 -
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More time is granted. Proceed
Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment
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Dradis Aulmais
Jump On Contact Sock Puppet Federation
768
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Posted - 2015.04.18 15:51:57 -
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Your honor,
My client has been placed into hiding after a gank fleet tried to take his ship last night. I ask for a speed resolution. I my self have been targeted no less than 397 times undocking in Jita. We may be on to something HUGE here
Bar Certified General Counsel Attorney at Law Crime and Punishment
JAG Gallente Federal Navy
Clients
Deep Space Mining Corp *Brave Crewmen of the Brave Corporations *
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Noragen Neirfallas
Somalian Coast Guard Authority The Marmite Collective
277
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Posted - 2015.04.18 16:37:58 -
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Gank attempts? suicide bombs? 397 targeting attempts??? This Court wants no part of this Nitshe level intimidation. OP is fined 10 BIL isk which will go towards this courts safety and well being. Case dismissed.
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Danalee
Somalian Coast Guard Authority The Marmite Collective
1287
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Posted - 2015.04.18 16:47:13 -
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Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Gank attempts? suicide bombs? 397 targeting attempts??? This Court wants no part of this Nitshe level intimidation. OP is fined 10 BIL isk which will go towards this courts safety and well being. Case dismissed.
Pardon his lordship but the OP put so much time and effort in his case, I can't sleep easy until justice is served!
He said, and I quote; Ragnarok sale was scammed by Bluemelon/Piake/hellman
Ragnarok sale was scammed by Bluemelon/Piake/hellman
Ragnarok. sale. was. scammed. by. Bluemelon/Piake/hellman.
The humanity!
D.
Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority
Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment
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Iroquoiss Pliskin
Hedion University Amarr Empire
360
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Posted - 2015.04.18 19:03:49 -
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I Agree with Danalee, and as post-factum decision I reveal the Jury's verdict to the public, which was to find,
Gł’Gł’Gł’ Checking Local Gł’Gł’Gł’ GUILTY of, The Most Highest Crime in All of New Eden, which was, The attempts at PREVENTION of further Destruction of Super Capital spaceships universe-wide. The defendant - Bluemelon has been a part of the #rekkingcrew Supercapital hunters on more than one occasion, even if his contribution to the Great Cause was only a dinky Onyx, as evidenced in 1) https://zkillboard.com/kill/45955513 & 2) https://zkillboard.com/kill/45955513/. DEATH TO ALL CAPITALS
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Cruisers Online - [Damage done in PvP by Shiptype]
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Imiarr Timshae
Funny Men In Funny Hats
279
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Posted - 2015.04.18 19:04:47 -
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What's this I hear about ****'s from 1943 who learnt to manipulate time and space itself emerging from a 4th dimensional pocket universe and stealing a Ragnarok?
Personal Standings Services - Free 3rd Party & Collateral Holding Service - 7+ Day Old Corps for Highsec POS Sales
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ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
5334
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Posted - 2015.04.18 21:27:33 -
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Amyclas Amatin wrote:ISD Dorrim Barstorlode wrote:Thread has been moved to Crime & Punishment. "This Carcass has been thrown to the wolves". Thanks ISD, for this nourishing meal. Just doing my job.
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
Captain
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department
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Mobadder Thworst
RainRunners
291
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Posted - 2015.04.18 23:12:14 -
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Concerning the scrotumite issue:
We have ascertained that it is in high demand in the S & I subforum. Industrialists seem to have an insatiable need for it. I'm sure that's what inspired these heinous crimes.
As far as the location of the scrotumite in question, we haven't been able to get our hands on it. I don't think it's as large as we were lead to believe. The investigation itself has been a bit of a sticky issue, with our agent's cover being nearly blown on multiple occasions.
Despite our efforts, no substantial hard evidence was produced.
It's been a particularly sweaty investigation. All of the Velators destroyed in the investigation were verified to be legitimate and the noobs inside were dubbed "retained."
At this time I'm ready to release the industrial scrotumite issue and allow this portion of the investigstion to be closed as "unsubstantiated."
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Noragen Neirfallas
Somalian Coast Guard Authority The Marmite Collective
283
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Posted - 2015.04.19 01:55:20 -
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ISD Dorrim Barstorlode wrote:Amyclas Amatin wrote:ISD Dorrim Barstorlode wrote:Thread has been moved to Crime & Punishment. "This Carcass has been thrown to the wolves". Thanks ISD, for this nourishing meal. Just doing my job. 3 ISD posts with humor in just one week. Eve truly is an amazing place
Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment
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StonerPhReaK
Herb Men
161
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Posted - 2015.04.19 15:10:14 -
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Let the courts records show that proof has still yet to be given.
This should be labeled a mistrial under act 420-69 'failure to provide substantial proof'. All records of this proceeding will be wiped from the accused records as of no later than Whenever. Also a counter claim should be brought forth against the accuser to be held in a public forum off the undock of the Amarr Station (Oris). A jury of Our Honors choosing will be on hand shall the preliminary arguments prove fruitful.
Signature Removal in Progress, Estimated time of completion? Neva
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Mortlake
Somalian Coast Guard Authority
337
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Posted - 2015.04.19 15:19:24 -
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Noragen Neirfallas wrote: 3 ISD posts with humor in just one week. Eve truly is an amazing place
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Iain Cariaba
1290
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Posted - 2015.04.19 19:43:49 -
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StonerPhReaK wrote:Let the courts records show that proof has still yet to be given.
This should be labeled a mistrial under act 420-69 'failure to provide substantial proof'. All records of this proceeding will be wiped from the accused records as of no later than Whenever. Also a counter claim should be brought forth against the accuser to be held in a public forum off the undock of the Amarr Station (Oris). A jury of Our Honors choosing will be on hand shall the preliminary arguments prove fruitful. If picked for jury duty, do we get to pre-lock the accuser? I assure the court that my diagnosed case of premature discharge of ammunition will in no way flare up during the course of this hearing.
EvE is hard. It's harder if you're stupid.
I couldn't have said it better.
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StonerPhReaK
Herb Men
162
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Posted - 2015.04.19 20:24:14 -
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Iain Cariaba wrote:StonerPhReaK wrote:Let the courts records show that proof has still yet to be given.
This should be labeled a mistrial under act 420-69 'failure to provide substantial proof'. All records of this proceeding will be wiped from the accused records as of no later than Whenever. Also a counter claim should be brought forth against the accuser to be held in a public forum off the undock of the Amarr Station (Oris). A jury of Our Honors choosing will be on hand shall the preliminary arguments prove fruitful. If picked for jury duty, do we get to pre-lock the accuser? I assure the court that my diagnosed case of premature discharge of ammunition will in no way flare up during the course of this hearing.
This will be left to the Judge residing over the case to decide but doesnt sound out of the realm of things possible. More than likely to be our Honorable Judge Noragen Neirfallas. If permitted i would like to be the official court 'fluffer'. I am willing to take the oath to keep everyone in good 'spirits' and will take no side other than the right side and pass to the left.
Signature Removal in Progress, Estimated time of completion? Neva
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Noragen Neirfallas
Somalian Coast Guard Authority The Marmite Collective
294
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Posted - 2015.04.20 10:25:21 -
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*Hollars from barricaded chambers I'm not doing this case until somebody confirms there are no suicide bombers or assassins out there.
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Mobadder Thworst
Perkone Caldari State
293
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Posted - 2015.04.20 15:48:27 -
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Noragen Neirfallas wrote:*Hollars from barricaded chambers I'm not doing this case until somebody confirms there are no suicide bombers or assassins out there.
I'm pretty sure you just asked that we clear the C&P subforum of CODE. And Marmite/REPO/high sec pirates representation.
I think Veers will be the only person left.
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Noragen Neirfallas
Somalian Coast Guard Authority The Marmite Collective
308
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Posted - 2015.04.20 16:57:43 -
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Mobadder Thworst wrote:Noragen Neirfallas wrote:*Hollars from barricaded chambers I'm not doing this case until somebody confirms there are no suicide bombers or assassins out there. I'm pretty sure you just asked that we clear the C&P subforum of CODE. And Marmite/REPO/high sec pirates representation. I think Veers will be the only person left. Good point. Well with that shaming I will continue the case.
First Danalee. You are right the effort put into this post requires further consideration. OP is fined 2BIL ISK more on top of the original 10BIL ISK.
Iroquoiss Pliskin I don't find this to be a crime. Kind of like standing out the front of a pie shop and telling everybody the beef content in a beef pie only has to be 36% and the rest is rubbish meat. It's not illegal but people have been killed for less.
Mobadder Thworst I lost it when I read the post about your 'findings'. This court looks forward to using you as an investigator in the future. OP is to pay Mo's investigative costs of 3BIL ISK?
StonerPhReaK I feel that dismissing it due to lack of evidence was sufficient. OP is clearly guilty of slander and if the Victim of this crime wishes to pursue it further we of the Court of Crime and Punishment will hear the case. Also you are appointed to 'Court Fulffer' form here on out.
Mortlake Shh. PS HE LIKED MY COMMENT
Iain Cariaba I will allow this on the next trail however I suggest you consult Sniff and Stiff about your 'little problem'. I'm sure they can help with that
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Iroquoiss Pliskin
Hedion University Amarr Empire
382
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Posted - 2015.04.20 16:58:45 -
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Okay.
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Mobadder Thworst
Perkone Caldari State
295
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Posted - 2015.04.21 00:48:12 -
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Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Mobadder Thworst wrote:Noragen Neirfallas wrote:*Hollars from barricaded chambers I'm not doing this case until somebody confirms there are no suicide bombers or assassins out there. I'm pretty sure you just asked that we clear the C&P subforum of CODE. And Marmite/REPO/high sec pirates representation. I think Veers will be the only person left. Good point. Well with that shaming I will continue the case. First Danalee. You are right the effort put into this post requires further consideration. OP is fined 2BIL ISK more on top of the original 10BIL ISK. Iroquoiss Pliskin I don't find this to be a crime. Kind of like standing out the front of a pie shop and telling everybody the beef content in a beef pie only has to be 36% and the rest is rubbish meat. It's not illegal but people have been killed for less. Mobadder Thworst I lost it when I read the post about your 'findings'. This court looks forward to using you as an investigator in the future. OP is to pay Mo's investigative costs of 3BIL ISK? StonerPhReaK I feel that dismissing it due to lack of evidence was sufficient. OP is clearly guilty of slander and if the Victim of this crime wishes to pursue it further we of the Court of Crime and Punishment will hear the case. Also you are appointed to 'Court Fulffer' form here on out. Mortlake Shh. PS HE LIKED MY COMMENT Iain Cariaba I will allow this on the next trail however I suggest you consult Sniff and Stiff about your 'little problem'. I'm sure they can help with that
Thank you your honor,
3B should cover my time.
I would like to advise everyone that if you go in the S&I subforum, there is scrotumite residue everywhere. Don't touch anything and wash your hands when you leave. Try to remember to breathe through your nose.
I look forward to helping on future cases. I hope to be C&P's investigator of choice.
May justice prevail, Mo "No Newbro Left Behind" |
Leto Thule
Origin. Black Legion.
2387
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Posted - 2015.04.21 01:20:14 -
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Scat play?
Personally, no thanks.
But if that's OPs thing, then I don't judge him for it.
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Big Lynx
1232
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Posted - 2015.04.21 03:54:35 -
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Sweet how blue tries to relativiser this with his hundreds of alts. |
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Dradis Aulmais
Jump On Contact Sock Puppet Federation
771
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Posted - 2015.04.21 12:20:45 -
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Big Lynx wrote:Sweet how blue tries to relativiser this with his hundreds of alts.
Your honor the nitche is clearly posting with yet ANOTHER alt. I suggest he get put into the hole.
*walks away mumbling it puts the lotion on its skin else it gets the hose again*
Bar Certified General Counsel Attorney at Law Crime and Punishment
JAG Gallente Federal Navy
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Deep Space Mining Corp *Brave Crewmen of the Brave Corporations *
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Leto Thule
Origin. Black Legion.
2390
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Posted - 2015.04.21 13:29:02 -
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Just wanted to let everyone know that blue melon successfully and honestly completed a multi billion ISK transaction last night on my behalf.
10/10 would use again.
Big Fat Forum Meanie and Thanatos Scammer
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Noragen Neirfallas
Somalian Coast Guard Authority The Marmite Collective
323
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Posted - 2015.04.21 13:44:26 -
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Big Lynx wrote:Sweet how blue tries to relativiser this with his hundreds of alts. Can confirm we are all bluemelon ALTs. Which you could only know if you were a Nitshe alt. The line is drawn. You're either blue or nit. There is no longer a middle ground.
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Mobadder Thworst
Perkone Caldari State
296
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Posted - 2015.04.21 20:35:08 -
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Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Big Lynx wrote:Sweet how blue tries to relativiser this with his hundreds of alts. Can confirm we are all bluemelon ALTs. Which you could only know if you were a Nitshe alt. The line is drawn. You're either blue or nit. There is no longer a middle ground.
The last line of this is a direct quote from one of President Bush's speeches.
Who's alt are you? Is there a red phone next to your computer? |
Noragen Neirfallas
Somalian Coast Guard Authority The Marmite Collective
334
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Posted - 2015.04.22 00:31:03 -
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Mobadder Thworst wrote:Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Big Lynx wrote:Sweet how blue tries to relativiser this with his hundreds of alts. Can confirm we are all bluemelon ALTs. Which you could only know if you were a Nitshe alt. The line is drawn. You're either blue or nit. There is no longer a middle ground. The last line of this is a direct quote from one of President Bush's speeches. Who's alt are you? Is there a red phone next to your computer?
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