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Quattras Peione
SUPREME MATHEMATICS A Band Apart.
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Posted - 2015.05.07 20:57:17 -
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When trying to equip multiple girlfriends, the stacking penalty can be WAY more severe.
Fitting takes infinitely longer for women than for ships, they generally disregard your input entirely, and your ship will never complain that cargohold expanders make its hull look big.
Wish your ship looked different? Buy a SKIN! Wish your lady looked different? You're better off keeping that to yourself.
If you decide it's time to drop corp for a while, your ship doesn't question how you're going to pay the bills.
Shall I continue? |
Sentenced 1989
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Posted - 2015.05.08 09:16:31 -
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Quattras Peione wrote:When trying to equip multiple girlfriends, the stacking penalty can be WAY more severe.
Fitting takes infinitely longer for women than for ships, they generally disregard your input entirely, and your ship will never complain that cargohold expanders make its hull look big.
Wish your ship looked different? Buy a SKIN! Wish your lady looked different? You're better off keeping that to yourself.
If you decide it's time to drop corp for a while, your ship doesn't question how you're going to pay the bills.
Shall I continue?
When you decide to fly another ship for a while, your ship won't complain and will wait for you where you left it
The Incursion Guild
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Janikl Janeczek
Viziam Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2015.05.10 00:27:18 -
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Dating UP avoids a lot of the associated costs of having girlfriend that requires tonnes of presents and attention to keep her interested. I'm not that great a guy... Why the heck would I want to be with someone worse than me, who also makes LESS than me. I'll only be with someone who have been to university and owns a home. Women like this buy the stuff they want when they want it, and are generally just busy enough to keep them off my back long enough for me to do my thang. |
Kerena Alabel
TerminalDogma Stain Confederation
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Posted - 2015.05.10 19:59:54 -
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Quattras Peione wrote:When trying to equip multiple girlfriends, the stacking penalty can be WAY more severe.
Fitting takes infinitely longer for women than for ships, they generally disregard your input entirely, and your ship will never complain that cargohold expanders make its hull look big.
Wish your ship looked different? Buy a SKIN! Wish your lady looked different? You're better off keeping that to yourself.
If you decide it's time to drop corp for a while, your ship doesn't question how you're going to pay the bills.
Shall I continue?
You only get the stacking penalty if you dont have the polyamory skill trained. That and the sex skill helps.
I have like 5 girlfriends, they all know one another too and are cool with everything. Some of them play eve with me
But being a woman myself it does make dating other women easier.
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RavenPaine
RaVeN Alliance
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Posted - 2015.05.11 21:18:58 -
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Skills in EVE can be achieved, and mastered. Skill history proves you did them Girl friend skills seem to disappear at downtime. You wake up each day and have to learn them all over again.
EVE updates itself and lets you download a patch. The patch generally takes 5 to 7 minutes and is reliable. If it takes longer, EVE gives you free stuff. Girlfriends rarely update themselves. Most times, patches are unacceptable, but if you can talk her into one, you definitely going to pay for it.
You can play EVE for 10 years, and it still only costs 15 bucks a month. You'll NEVER, EVER, have a girl that costs 15 bucks a month. And 10 years will cost most men everything they own.
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Kerena Alabel
TerminalDogma Stain Confederation
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Posted - 2015.05.11 21:51:21 -
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RavenPaine wrote:Skills in EVE can be achieved, and mastered. Skill history proves you did them Girl friend skills seem to disappear at downtime. You wake up each day and have to learn them all over again.
EVE updates itself and lets you download a patch. The patch generally takes 5 to 7 minutes and is reliable. If it takes longer, EVE gives you free stuff. Girlfriends rarely update themselves. Most times, patches are unacceptable, but if you can talk her into one, you definitely going to pay for it.
You can play EVE for 10 years, and it still only costs 15 bucks a month. You'll NEVER, EVER, have a girl that costs 15 bucks a month. And 10 years will cost most men everything they own.
Yall must just suck at dating. Not trying to be mean but as a woman who dates women its really not as hard as you are making it out to be. Women are not machines where you insert coins for love/sex/etc. If you want a paid relationship might i suggest an escort. Other than this id really like to help yall be better at dating. Im completely serious here. |
RavenPaine
RaVeN Alliance
1002
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Posted - 2015.05.11 22:33:00 -
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Prime example.
I made a joke You think I need personal 1 on 1 counseling. This is a man/woman thing that goes back to the beginning of time.
To respond to your other comments:
I do ok dating, when I want. I'm not one of those 'HAS TO HAVE A GF' types.
I like escorts a lot! Most of them are beautiful, worldly, professional, and focused. Some are intelligent and funny, most of them like me a lot right back.
As for help and advice: Not sure I can take advice from you. You date several people at once, and most likely don't date men at all. These 2 traits alone, disqualify you from giving me advice. I do think you're being sincere and serious. But politely, no thank you.
Again, it was just a joke in a gaming thread.
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Kerena Alabel
TerminalDogma Stain Confederation
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Posted - 2015.05.11 22:34:26 -
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RavenPaine wrote:Prime example.
I made a joke You think I need personal 1 on 1 counseling. This is a man/woman thing that goes back to the beginning of time.
To respond to your other comments:
I do ok dating, when I want. I'm not one of those 'HAS TO HAVE A GF' types.
I like escorts a lot! Most of them are beautiful, worldly, professional, and focused. Some are intelligent and funny, most of them like me a lot right back.
As for help and advice: Not sure I can take advice from you. You date several people at once, and most likely don't date men at all. These 2 traits alone, disqualify you from giving me advice. I do think you're being sincere and serious. But politely, no thank you.
Again, it was just a joke in a gaming thread.
Im bisexual so i do date men, and yeah i know how great escorts are. Its my irl job. but since you were joking *shrug* |
Iyokus Patrouette
Sudden Buggery Prolapse.
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Posted - 2015.05.11 22:54:51 -
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Kerena Alabel wrote:. Im completely serious here.
You are basically the only one being completely serious here though
The rest of us are just having some silly fun at the comparisons, If the women want to get in on it then they can change the question to 'Why Eve is better than a boyfriend' if it suits their situation.
otherwise lets just keep it light hearted and maybe a little stupid. because stupid is always a good idea.
---- Advocate for the initiation of purple coloured wormholes----
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Kerena Alabel
TerminalDogma Stain Confederation
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Posted - 2015.05.11 22:58:26 -
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Iyokus Patrouette wrote:Kerena Alabel wrote:. Im completely serious here. You are basically the only one being completely serious here though The rest of us are just having some silly fun at the comparisons, If the women want to get in on it then they can change the question to 'Why Eve is better than a boyfriend' if it suits their situation. otherwise lets just keep it light hearted and maybe a little stupid. because stupid is always a good idea.
Sure have fun with that then :P |
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Quattras Peione
SUPREME MATHEMATICS A Band Apart.
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Posted - 2015.05.12 00:25:06 -
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It's all jokes. Most of us are well into adulthood, and most of the Eve players I know (myself included) are happily married. Hell, my wife plays too. Not alongside me - her char is as independent as she is. Doesn't preclude the jokes from being funny.
Dr. Quattras Alvar Peione
No, I'm not that kind of doctor.
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Hans Bonderstadt
Resonance Cascade.
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Posted - 2015.05.12 00:35:06 -
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