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Nathanial Victor	Posted - 2006.11.01 23:26:00 - [1] Edited by: Nathanial Victor on 01/11/2006 23:29:04 all work and no eve makes nate a dull boy. all work and no eve makes nate a dull boy. all work and no eve makes nate a dull boy. all work and no eve makes nate a dull boy. all work and no eve makes nate a dull boy. all work and no eve makes nate a dull boy. all work and no eve makes nate a dull boy....... 4am: still haven't slept since Tranquility went down. I'm so worried. all i can think of is my sexy computer's voice telling me my drive has engaged. I tried to call Iceland again, I just wanted to make sure eveything was all-right at CCP... the phone company said they could not connect my call due to 'diplomatic intervention' whatever that is 8am: hah, my boss fired me. stupid RL job anyway... something about me painting the brutor symbol on the side of my cube being unproductive. I tried to tell him about the glorious rebellion and how evil the amarr really are. he then had an 'escort' take me to my car. I am 110% confident he is a caldari spy 9am: tranquility is still not up. wtf is going on here. this is worse than when the eve gate closed. 10am: phone company just severed my phone line at the pole. my ISP informed me that my account has been flagged for spam mail. I insisted it wasn't spam and that I was only a curious party. They told me "no, its CCP that is insisting" 11am: new hotmail account. outta get quite a few messages off to CCP through here b4 'they' figure me out. I cant believe my ISP would lie to me like that. besides, CCP is probably worried sick that i haven't contacted them in over 20minutes. oh, 'they' almost have to be caldari spies. I figure they work for microsoft, only way they could infiltrate my ISP and phone company so quickly. 1:30pm: i just shot myself in the foot conducting a tracking speed / sig radius experiment in my basement. i've lost alot of blood... oh well, could be worse, i could have podded myself 1:40pm: ambulance is outside. i gotta go. i'm losing even more blood through my chest cavity... huh, who knew i didn't have a pod in there.... just a bunch of wet sticky organs 3:45pm: back from the hospital! still wearing the gown with no back though... apparently the Caldari spies know the truth just as i do. I am humanities only hope of returning to the eve systems. The spies got to my doctor AND sent fake police officers to the hospital. so i jumped out of the 3rd story window. the bone sticking out of my ankle will remind me i cant web myself mid-fall 4pm: tranquility is online and i'm playing the game!!! its so real i can taste it. by the way drain-o really takes the bite outta vodka. 4:05pm: fjkl;nfmer,a;lb jfiosp4tgfqv-0904j5n2 m,gsf90 10pm: back from the hospital again. not sure how i ended up there but that Censored place is crawling with caldari. i woulda got out faster but there was a 10millinon isk bounty on the serpentis officer working the front desk. I took her out and raided her loot can... (you have no idea how fast those caldari rent-a-cops can run!) 11:58pm - This will be my last attempt to contact CCP (for today anyways). I stole a satellite transmission device from the cable company and pointed it in the general direction of iceland. It (the warning label) said to not stand in front of the device while running. I didn't read that label till i was done and now i have a headache and my loins are tingly (good for nothing warning label) 12:01am- Bloody nose and confused. I think i'm gonna take a quick nap before i try to log on again 12:02am- Whew! I feel refreshed. Time to log on to tranquility...
Nathanial Victor	Posted - 2006.11.01 23:27:00 - [2] Edited by: Nathanial Victor on 01/11/2006 23:29:32 12:03am- .....tranquility is down?!?! When did this happen?? Oh well, I can still play eve Grin, I stole all the neighbor girls' barbies. I have them set up around a tea set. We are reinacting the caldari corp. takeovers that occured just before the great gallente/caldari wars. This is so awsome, wish you all were here (dont you?) 12:46am- I melted a barbie's face after she confessed she wasn't using birth control. that lying w***3 got everything she deserved. Never trust a Caldari woman. 1:32am- (/me singing) la la la, carving my favorite hull types into my thighs, la la la 2:45am -Perhaps tranquility isn't down, perhaps my service requests are not getting through. What i need is a serious ping. one that can cross the atlantic ocean. I know I shouldn't be playing with a current generator, but hell, i've tried everything else. Now where are those jumper cables..... 38:754 -When 'white rabbit' peaks, i want you to throw the toaster into the tub
Major Stormer Caldari Demon Womb	Posted - 2006.11.01 23:31:00 - [3] Very, very good :D Those that do not adapt become victims of Major Stormer
Benco97 Gallente Fedo Appreciation Group	Posted - 2006.11.01 23:31:00 - [4] Edited by: Benco97 on 01/11/2006 23:33:05 I have actual proof that downtime causes illness! Downtimes should be abolished edit great read by the way (forgot to wirt that the first time ;.; ) Head of the Fedo Appreciation Group (FAG) and Registered Fedo breeder (Sig kindly supplied by Zurtur)
Areconus Caldari Cereal Killerz Chimaera Pact	Posted - 2006.11.01 23:32:00 - [5] Edited by: Areconus on 01/11/2006 23:33:01 crac, anyone? Gloria Stitz- "Try not to bring reality in to these forums Otherwise we might take the game seriously"
Twilight Moon Minmatar Malicious Intentions	Posted - 2006.11.01 23:32:00 - [6] Edited by: Twilight Moon on 01/11/2006 23:35:24 Edited by: Twilight Moon on 01/11/2006 23:35:13 Personally I got a permenant marker out, drew on a little, Adolf 'tash, and led the Axis forces to a stunning victory in CoH. Originally by: Nathanial Victor 4pm: tranquility is online and i'm playing the game!!! its so real i can taste it. by the way drain-o really takes the bite outta vodka. Anyone else attempt to log in when they saw this? ....it's great hi-jacking a meme isn't it?
Tortilla Smasher	Posted - 2006.11.01 23:36:00 - [7] First thing I've read in a long time that actually made me laugh out loud!
HuuFlungDung Caldari	Posted - 2006.11.01 23:42:00 - [8] lol, very nice work! Thoroughly enjoyed this!
jason hill Caldari Nightmare Holdings	Posted - 2006.11.01 23:44:00 - [9] he he he ...forum spamming whilst i cant login ...FTW "THE HUMAN SHIELD"
Gloria Stitz	Posted - 2006.11.01 23:47:00 - [10] Send Nat the 'thread of the dt' trophy, before he self-harms more Or at least get a webcam on him, we're bored too you know
Miss Overlord Gallente EUROPEANS	Posted - 2006.11.01 23:59:00 - [11] trying my hand at some other online games
Siriyana Astrum Contract Services Group	Posted - 2006.11.02 05:20:00 - [12] Oh jesus, i can't stop laughing.. my sides hurt so much... ----- CEO, Astrum Contract Services Group
Maria Ravenwind Infinity Enterprises Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate	Posted - 2006.11.02 06:28:00 - [13] Hehheheheheh! That made me laugh. I'm glad I'm not the only one thats resorted to Drain-O during extended downtimes! What I post in no way represents the opinions of my corporation or alliance.
Acroporidae	Posted - 2006.11.02 07:58:00 - [14] heh, good writing :)
Rick Dentill Lynx Frontier Inc. Ascendant Frontier	Posted - 2006.11.02 08:04:00 - [15] V Funny Course now I am not going to take any of our patients seriously, I must stop reading forums before work. _______
Phoenix Lonestar Litanies of Hate	Posted - 2006.11.02 08:10:00 - [16] Jolly good read. Bookmarked ffr.
Grash Freedom Gallente MAZA Solutions	Posted - 2006.11.02 08:11:00 - [17] "CCP i am your biggest fun" Nice one indeed, First thing that came into my mind was Stan - Eminem
Wild Rho Amarr Black Omega Security	Posted - 2006.11.02 08:19:00 - [18] Just brilliant I have the body of a supermodel. I just can't remember where I left it.
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