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Tok Narok
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Posted - 2003.11.06 23:02:00 -
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Edited by: Tok Narok on 06/11/2003 23:03:02
You call your employee's "Minmatar SCUM!"... Jesus, I need help. Reckon they can sue me for virtual-racial abuse? Think I'll have a sleep now 
Edit: "Place" too much? I really do need to sleep...
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Hanns
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Posted - 2003.11.06 23:08:00 -
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You know you play too much when... you cant spell play....
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Znaei
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Posted - 2003.11.06 23:13:00 -
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... when you call your girlfriend a whining carebear!!
clagnuts> im drunk just come back from pirates night in spain , wtf i thought it was some eve guys getting together for a drink , turned out to be a feken real pirates show , doh |
Hardin
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Posted - 2003.11.06 23:15:00 -
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When you decide to 'camp' the bus stop!
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Nightm4re
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Posted - 2003.11.06 23:16:00 -
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when u shoot ur neighbour's cows
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Stepping Razor
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Posted - 2003.11.06 23:16:00 -
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When you decide to 'camp' the bus stop!
ROFL Best one so far.
Mine not so good, but hey:
When you sign offical e-mails at work with your initials. And they're actually your avatar's initials....
Razor
Originally by: Bonaventure Phaidon
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1. Really, really fun gameplay
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Tok Narok
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Posted - 2003.11.06 23:26:00 -
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Emails I can relate to, but shooting cows? I mean, I really did call my staff Minmatar scum... but shooting cows? Perhaps. I suppose.
Maybe it's because I'm still in work at 11pm and the retards I employ are useless... Maybe it's all EVE's fault...
It's when I answer my phone "Tok speaking...", that's when I know I've got a problem.
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Tok Narok
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Posted - 2003.11.06 23:31:00 -
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when u shoot ur neighbour's cows
Actually, that's DAMN funny 
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Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.11.06 23:36:00 -
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My roommate caught me talking in my sleep... I said "mummble mummble forget the pyro go for the kernite mummble mummble"
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Slinky Redfoot
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Posted - 2003.11.06 23:36:00 -
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I once send someone a long business email.
At the end i wrote something like
"Tell me what you think about it, please EvE mail me back as soon as possible."
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Baldour Ngarr
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Posted - 2003.11.07 01:15:00 -
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My roommate caught me talking in my sleep... I said "mummble mummble forget the pyro go for the kernite mummble mummble"
Hey, I've had many a dream about EvE. The one where I got my megathron blown up by a serpentis mercenary was really depressing 
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Nightm4re
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Posted - 2003.11.07 17:08:00 -
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I shot a cow once cuz it bit me....
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Jon Kari
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Posted - 2003.11.07 17:48:00 -
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I dreamt of sitting in a car, camping the CCP HQ in Reykjavik and flashing my Tachyon headlights at any Dev passing by. 
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ga'ia
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Posted - 2003.11.07 17:49:00 -
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when you try rotate camera when looking at a screenshot...
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ZzeusS
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Posted - 2003.11.07 18:15:00 -
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Reaching for the MWD or AB button when in heavy traffic.
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Oosel
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Posted - 2003.11.07 18:36:00 -
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when you realise halfway to work that you forgot the skill you were training had finished and then turned and drove the 15 miles back to make sure you started another.......also when the IT lads at work ask you what eve website is as theyve seen a massive increase in it use
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OVERCOPES 1
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Posted - 2003.11.07 18:59:00 -
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when your at work and your trying to get your wife (who thinks a computer is a toaster) to log on and start another skill for you over the phone...man that took me half an hour and almost a divorce.
my work mates thought i was a loon when they saw me shouting down the phone "can you see surgical strike well right click it yes right click ffs"
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Singular
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Posted - 2003.11.07 19:33:00 -
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I almost turned inside out when I did this:
I turned on my car sterio, and it was turned to 96.3, which immediately made me happy because, damn, theres a lot of Bistot in a 96.3 Rock.
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Aethelgrin
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Posted - 2003.11.07 19:51:00 -
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I was waiting for a meeting to start and called out, "LAAAG!"
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wordy
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Posted - 2003.11.07 20:38:00 -
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when you start calling you workmates by your corpmates names
"Hey, I am cool. My mum said so!" - Milhouse Van Houten
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Albar Gray
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Posted - 2003.11.07 20:55:00 -
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Screen blurring ....
Going dark ....
Can't...
Can't ....
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IÆm not schizophrenic...
ThatÆs my alt
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Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.11.07 21:14:00 -
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I don't know if you have thought this one either. Me and my roommates played HALO so much that we were beginning to drive our cars like the indestructible "Warthog". We must've figured if we got into an accident we could just press "X" on the dashboard to flip it and start driving again. (I know this was off the subject but heck it's related...)
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Chucky
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Posted - 2003.11.07 21:35:00 -
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Looking around at every intersection for a pirate blockade
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Captain Canuck
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Posted - 2003.11.07 21:50:00 -
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When you check the forums to see what Jade Constantine has posted today before you check your phone for messages from your girlfriend. (sad, but true  )
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Idiot Face
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Posted - 2003.11.07 23:02:00 -
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when you try rotate camera when looking at a screenshot...
HAHAHAHA, I've done that a lot, very frustrating but funny when I realize whats happening and where I am.
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Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.11.08 00:06:00 -
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When you check the forums to see what Jade Constantine has posted today before you check your phone for messages from your girlfriend. (sad, but true )
No Joke!! LOL
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Lucre
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Posted - 2003.11.08 01:10:00 -
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You have an Eve screenshot as your wallpaper at work and keep wondering why none of the control buttons work... :-)
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ga'ia
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Posted - 2003.11.08 11:09:00 -
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Quote:
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when you try rotate camera when looking at a screenshot...
HAHAHAHA, I've done that a lot, very frustrating but funny when I realize whats happening and where I am.
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Tabius
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Posted - 2003.11.08 11:13:00 -
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I keep clicking on web images on websites to try and change the perspective.
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Psy Corp
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Posted - 2003.11.08 11:43:00 -
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when you wake up and know that it was a dream an feel very happy that you dident self destruct your first battleship... oh and i did take a break after that... i actually took 2 days of oh and that was 3 months ago
I Have The Power Of The Mighty Lo.0lipop..
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Troezar
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Posted - 2003.11.08 11:49:00 -
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when your missus calls you "Troezar" to get a response from you.
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BatManolo
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Posted - 2003.11.08 11:56:00 -
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(All not 100% on-topic...but near)
When you go to your boss and ask "Got any missions for me?" when you mean "Got anything to do?"
Thinking you should left(hand)click on that encyclopedia to learn it.
When you talk about "roids" in public with your brother/friend and notice that the others might think of other "roids". a-Hem.
When you get that blurry "morning vision" and wonder where the graphic settings are.
Also a good tellsign when you've browsed the forums for too long when you click F5 ingame to refresh the chatbox.
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Sarkos
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Posted - 2003.11.08 13:42:00 -
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You know you play to much when:
You hear a police siren and immediately wonder where the nearest jumpgate or station is.
When someone cuts you off in traffic and you shout out how you are going to POD him.
When you set your alarm clock for some ungodly time because that's when your skill is finished.
When you and a group of friends have a get together and you refer to it as an alliance meeting.
Either free the slaves or we will come and get them.
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Sphalerite
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Posted - 2003.11.08 15:42:00 -
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If you're following someone in a car, you keep wishing they'd get on Ventrilo.
You figure coal mines must be better than gold mines because C comes before G.
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