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Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2003.11.07 19:02:00 -
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Edited by: Bad Harlequin on 24/11/2003 17:56:41
L a g g e r w o c k y
Twas Thukker, and the slithy Joves
Did cloak and vanish without wait;
All flimsy were the frigate roles,
And the pie-raths camped the gate.
"Beware the Lagattack, my son!
The drones that bite, the cans that catch!
Beware the Scramblawarp, and shun
The frumious Talkasmack!"
He took his Tempest, formed a gang:
Long time the docking foe he sought--
So rested he by Immensea,
And warped to a gate in thought.
And, as too slow the objects load,
The Lagattack, with eyes aglee,
Came whiffling up - his shields go down -
"Argh hurry warp to me!"
One two! Point two! Kbits get thru;
The Ogredrones have snicker-snack!
He's soon an egg, but with his head
He goes podflaming back.
"And art thou lost by Lagattack?
Come to my station, eggish dude!
O exploit! Ghey! For this you'll pay!"
In local, things get rude.
'Twas Thukker, and the slithy Joves
Did cloak and vanish without wait;
All flimsy were the frigate roles,
And the pie-raths camped the gate.
edit: changed title to laggerwocky 'cause it sounds more like jabberwocky, and 'everwocky' sounds too everquesty 
You are in a maze of twisty little asteroids, all alike. |
Discorporation
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Posted - 2003.11.07 19:10:00 -
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Comedy Gold
[Heterocephalus glaber]
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.11.07 19:16:00 -
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^O^ best. thread. ever
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eXaro
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Posted - 2003.11.07 19:28:00 -
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weeie. i like
good work!
[i]Innocent child how you thought you knew me
understood my ways my dark needs
the hunt is not the thrill Im after
I want the kill the conquest to |
Finderne
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Posted - 2003.11.07 19:30:00 -
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Georg Inekn
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Posted - 2003.11.07 19:32:00 -
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Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.11.07 19:36:00 -
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Its never a sin to Bad Harlequin,
to create Oracle gold, his prose being so bold.
To sit at work and read, gives my boss the need,
to come and see, the doubled up frame of me.
"Why are you laughing so? Is work so funny? is work a sitcom show?"
"Never boss, never. I'll work for you forever!"
"But this guy online like others I know, are walking, talking, one man shows!"
He walks away, contemplating how long in his employ i'll stay.
All this aside, my laughter I must hide.
Restraint I must employ, so in silent pain the forum I will enjoy.
Posting for Numbnutz |
Aethelgrin
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Posted - 2003.11.07 19:47:00 -
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That's sensational.
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Discorporation
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Posted - 2003.11.07 19:47:00 -
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ahhaha, still can't believe:
 Quote:
Beware the Scramblawarp, and shun
The frumious Talkasmack!"
[Heterocephalus glaber]
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.11.07 20:19:00 -
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My Extreme Commendations to thee, thine jokester stocky, who weareth a rug most mohawky.
I wish I had thought of it first, but since you are the man.
I give you glory in this verse, you had the better plan.
Twould be best, to rhyme in jest, poetry of Lewis Carolle,
While others travel, with those most shallow, you take the path most Narrow.
And now I leave it at this last, while reading your great poem.
I had a blast, that can outlast, the very best they show 'em.
(»)(»)
À\Oo/
À=\/=
This is Rat. It is a vermin. It has eaten all of Bunny's lettuce. |
Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2003.11.07 20:30:00 -
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*bow, flourish*
thank you all... it's j0's fault anyway, i believe, something she said elsewhere completely derailed my train of thought and inspired... this. May Mr. Carroll forgive me 
You are in a maze of twisty little asteroids, all alike. |
MOOstradamus
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Posted - 2003.11.07 21:32:00 -
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Sweet !!
MOOrovingian "Following & supporting EVE (since Jan 2001) is like wiping your arse with sandpaper."
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Halo Jones
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Posted - 2003.11.07 21:36:00 -
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very good work
Oberon Incorporated. |
Ph0enix
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Posted - 2003.11.08 00:42:00 -
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excellence bad, every time i read your work i am heartened that true RP art is alive in the world of EVE. keep the sensational work up, i wish to read more sensational poems!
www.freetribes.net |
Raukorya
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Posted - 2003.11.08 03:47:00 -
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Bad Harlequin is my hero.
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If there is a such thing as too much power, i have yet to discover it. |
Beringe
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Posted - 2003.11.08 03:52:00 -
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*Applause*
Take another bow. You've earned it.
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"My main griveance with the Caldari state was that once I had finished my work for them, they wanted me dead."
"No, it's none of your business." |
Orlando Orleans
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Posted - 2003.11.08 03:57:00 -
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Exellent work my man, Exellent
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Ecchus
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Posted - 2003.11.08 07:14:00 -
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Absolutely brilliant.
Bravo.
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Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee..
- Melville.
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.11.08 11:09:00 -
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Very clever piece of work sweetie.
I'm sure if Mr Carroll played Eve, he would be equally impressed!
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Dead
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Tabius
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Posted - 2003.11.08 11:11:00 -
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as a big fan of dodgson, bravo!
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Chai N'Dorr
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Posted - 2003.11.08 11:32:00 -
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Hear! Hear!
frantically knocks on a piece of wooden structure
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Temujin Destovai
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Posted - 2003.11.08 11:38:00 -
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awesome :D
The Chronicles of Xanadu |
Sarkos
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Posted - 2003.11.08 13:55:00 -
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Hehehehe
Nice piece there BH.
Either free the slaves or we will come and get them.
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Wren
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Posted - 2003.11.08 20:13:00 -
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Harl is a bad bad man, but in a good way.
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Mi Canio
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Posted - 2003.11.08 21:41:00 -
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Quote
"And art thou lost by Lagattack?
Come to my station, eggish dude!
O exploit! Ghey! For this you'll pay!"
In local, things get rude.
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My wife is looking at me funny now cos I laughed out loud and beer came out of my nose...
Ensign Mi Canio - MIL Div. - Combat Air Patrol
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Darodem
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Posted - 2003.11.08 21:57:00 -
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This deserves a special award of merit!
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Ana Khouri
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Posted - 2003.11.08 22:16:00 -
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Da capo.
free speech not allowed here |
SadjacK
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Posted - 2003.11.09 18:14:00 -
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I am in awe of you sir.
Thank you...
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Discorporation
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Posted - 2003.11.10 10:06:00 -
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ahhaha
it's still funny!
[Heterocephalus glaber]
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Wren
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Posted - 2003.11.11 07:23:00 -
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Sarkos
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Posted - 2003.12.12 06:59:00 -
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*bump for the heck of it*
Either free the slaves or we will come and get them.
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