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tiller
Beer and Kebabs
Pirate Coalition
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Posted - 2006.11.12 13:57:00 -
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Edited by: tiller on 12/11/2006 13:58:24
As much as posting kills is lame this one had me in tears of laughter so thought I'd share....
While camping gate I notice a Scorp warp in and start approaching gate on other side of my position. Scorp appears to have ambitions of being a anti-pirate as he pops out his drones on sight of a passing rupture flying outlaw.
Knowing that my anti-hauler Scorp is no match for him under sentry fire I decide to uncloak my alt (Doctor BBQ) in his bustard transport and mwd to him while locking in hope of maybe some aggro. Sure enough he engages with what appears to be rails..... quickly Doc closes to 0m and to my delight the scorps dmg decreases to nothing.
Now to finish the job Doc activates 2 * +2 point scram on the poor guy and it's now just a matter of time for the sentrys to eat him...this brings BBQs total to 3 BSs killed at gates so far.
Best of all, 120m isk of loot :)
Maybe transports need some attention from pirates in general, I think many of them could be wicked ships for low sec piracy.
Anyone else had any fun kills in haulers / transports ?
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Leikeze Mrotserif
Murder-Death-Kill
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Posted - 2006.11.12 14:16:00 -
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I've thought about baiting with an occator but never really looked into it. It's nice to see different ways of making isk other than the traditional 'beat your face in for lootsies' tactics.
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Gray Carmicheal
Trade Invaders
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Posted - 2006.11.12 14:23:00 -
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Tiller kicks ass.
<3
Now it's time for me to train Bustard it appears. :P
Mmm Boobies.
Jacques ate my sig :(
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Redwolf
Imperial Dreams
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2006.11.12 14:53:00 -
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Where are you tiller?
You promised to kill me with that civilian gattling I gave you, but I havent seen anything of you since I fried Doctor BBQ's (other) bustard in front of you while you postured in your raven.
I expect you to keep your promises 
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tiller
Beer and Kebabs
Pirate Coalition
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Posted - 2006.11.12 15:03:00 -
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Edited by: tiller on 12/11/2006 15:09:58
BBQ lost 3 bustards to CVA. He got abit too brave at times... tackling two zealots and failing on both occasions.
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pyrofox
mUfFiN fAcToRy
Pirate Coalition
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Posted - 2006.11.13 07:35:00 -
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 Originally by: tiller
Edited by: tiller on 12/11/2006 13:58:24
As much as posting kills is lame this one had me in tears of laughter so thought I'd share....
While camping gate I notice a Scorp warp in and start approaching gate on other side of my position. Scorp appears to have ambitions of being a anti-pirate as he pops out his drones on sight of a passing rupture flying outlaw.
Knowing that my anti-hauler Scorp is no match for him under sentry fire I decide to uncloak my alt (Doctor BBQ) in his bustard transport and mwd to him while locking in hope of maybe some aggro. Sure enough he engages with what appears to be rails..... quickly Doc closes to 0m and to my delight the scorps dmg decreases to nothing.
Now to finish the job Doc activates 2 * +2 point scram on the poor guy and it's now just a matter of time for the sentrys to eat him...this brings BBQs total to 3 BSs killed at gates so far.
Best of all, 120m isk of loot :)
Maybe transports need some attention from pirates in general, I think many of them could be wicked ships for low sec piracy.
Anyone else had any fun kills in haulers / transports ?
Yay for ebil transports.....nice kill!
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Gaven Blands
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Posted - 2006.11.13 10:11:00 -
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Railguns (all turrets?) always missing at 0m is probably a bug, since it makes no sense at all.
It's especially weird when firing at something with a huge zero metre signature like a station, as graphically you can be about 5km away, but still given as zero metre, and still missing.
Mind you, I've ranted before about exactly how lazy and wrong the tracking mechanism is, but considering how rock hard the maths must be to database programmers I'm not surprised they've never fixed it.
Nice to hear I may have somewhere to go after the Badger Of Doom became a marked ship.
Put home addresses in loss and killmails. Maybe then the community will find a way to control themselves a bit better. |
Uggster
Caldari
Never'where
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Posted - 2006.11.13 10:30:00 -
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Edited by: Uggster on 13/11/2006 10:30:31
Originally by: tiller
Edited by: tiller on 12/11/2006 15:09:58
BBQ lost 3 bustards to CVA. He got abit too brave at times... tackling two zealots and failing on both occasions.
Your not the only one that gives his alts strange and annoying (and costly) persanality traits that sometimes actually screw the main they are supposed to be working for over.
Good to see.
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Sig removed as inappropriate- Tirg
Story of my life that one :( |
Stormhold
FinFleet
Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2006.11.13 10:57:00 -
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Edited by: Stormhold on 13/11/2006 10:58:05
Blockade runners make awesome baits for interceptors (or actually about anything) who wouldn't engage otherwise.
A prorator, 1-2-4, has decent speed, decent base resistances , decent hp amount, tanking bonuses and 2 natural stab points. Still everyone engages it since it's a hauler after all.
I've gotten some people aggroed at a gate thanks to it and then killed them and I've gotten a couple of ceptors attack them and then get myself close enough to kill the ceptors myself when they're scrambled and webbed.
It's just too bad that the amarr one which my alt can fly only has 2 meds, web + scramble is something a decent ceptor pilot can escape fast enough. I wish my alt could fly some other race's blockade runner so I could have mwd/web/scramble or double web and scramble.
EDIT: Prowler with frigate size autocannon II, assault launcher II, mwd, web, scramble and 2 slots for tank would be hillarious for killing frigs.
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PCaBoo
Caldari
Newbies On Xstacy
Pirate Coalition
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Posted - 2006.11.13 11:06:00 -
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Tiller's my hero. When I grow up, I want to be just like him! \o/
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Saltire
System-Lords
E N I G M A
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Posted - 2006.11.13 12:34:00 -
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well done mate
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Dana Barrett
Sanguine Legion
Pirate Coalition
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Posted - 2006.11.13 16:53:00 -
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Edited by: Dana Barrett on 13/11/2006 16:57:28
I see that Doctor BBQ did not survive the recent Thanatos encounter, however....
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wierchas noobhunter
Caldari
Hybrid Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.11.13 18:06:00 -
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tiller u are realy spec pirat ♥
♥ Exekias |
Robbie Boozecruise
Caldari
Murder of Crows
E N I G M A
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Posted - 2006.11.13 18:21:00 -
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nice kill takes me back to the days of my battle badger.
ECM and scrams and just wait for sentries to get the kill. the only thing is you don't get a kill mail yourself and it is hard getting a loss mail off someone that had his mega killed by a badger
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Ebedar
Gallente
Primary Intelligence
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Posted - 2006.11.13 18:53:00 -
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I used to use a combat set up on an Iteron V to steal ore from farmers, then blow up their Covetors when they stuck their drones on me (heh until I got ganked by two of them - 10 Hammerheads hurt!)
Recently I tried setting up a Viator for the same purpose. Ended up in a fight against a farmer's Vigilant (yes, a Vigilant) with him using blasters and 5 x Hammerhead IIs. I got his shield down using the single Heavy Ion Blaster II I had fitted, but I was in structure by that point and had to warp. I switched to a Domi, the only other ship I had there, but he (understandably) ran. Then he docked and started smacktalking in local :P
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tiller
Beer and Kebabs
Pirate Coalition
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Posted - 2006.11.13 18:54:00 -
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Originally by: Dana Barrett
Edited by: Dana Barrett on 13/11/2006 16:57:28
I see that Doctor BBQ did not survive the recent Thanatos encounter, however....
Nope, earlier BBQ took bravery to a whole new lvl. On seeing a thanatos undock he locked the carrier and shouted 'nice ship, can I kill it'
Said carrier then took offense and double webbed then killed him.
http://www.piratecoalition.com/?mode=mail&mail=34417&num=0
Some people can't take a joke. 
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Megadon
Caldari
Deathshead Inc.
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Posted - 2006.11.13 19:52:00 -
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Yeah, Itty 5 is a great ship to trap/jam/web ppl in. 5-5-2 you can do a lot with.
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Kaynard Stormwalker
Stormriders
Fimbulwinter
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Posted - 2006.11.14 00:42:00 -
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Rofl :)
Awesome
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Sinnbad Mayhem
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Posted - 2006.11.14 00:56:00 -
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Another great story, GJ dood
S&M |
buurp
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Posted - 2006.11.14 09:55:00 -
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Originally by: tiller
Nope, earlier BBQ took bravery to a whole new lvl. On seeing a thanatos undock he locked the carrier and shouted 'nice ship, can I kill it'
Said carrier then took offense and double webbed then killed him.
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Some people can't take a joke.
Said carrier actully felt guilty about taking down a non-pirate players' transport ship - until he found out that he had killed Tiller's alt, then he couldn't stop grinning all day
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