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Romanasu
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Posted - 2006.11.22 10:16:00 -
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Well my storie beging like this
whit my phoon blow alll who jump in 04 sis or lower
 so i see 1 rupture and i warp to catch him but wen i kill the rupture i chek the KM and i see munin LOL and then i convo the person who lost the ship and i tell him gf the person yea you sux OOO nvm and tell me if i stay there he come whit another WOW im my mind ok i say .
after 1h to weit i see him in a vaga lol i say dunno if i can kill and i warp to a belt and i have fited 1 faction web 15km range
the vaga come shoot me and i start with 5 ogre on him and web nos and she cant run i get close and i say ransom ???? :P the person no you ***** you die sun and 3 another ships come in and lock me shoot me my tank its over 70%to all rezistent near to 80% iand i rezist gd and for a long time .
The other ships wos 1 raven 1 cyclone and 1 ceptor
Wen i see what hapen i kill the vaga jamm the raven and shoot on cyclone and my drones the ceptor after 1 min ceptor die and cyclone
left Rven who i jamm him for 80% in this combat and i say the raven with full shield ransom?? The raven NO COZ YOU DIE NOOB hmmmm ok i say and my ogre and my nosss start my guns in a short time the raven tell me i pay you 100mill but dont blow my ship WOW ok m8 he pay me and in short time another raven come in friends whit the gang start to shoot me and the other raven who pay me say y pay the ransom but still i kill you whit my friend DAM i say and i try to run :P i cant well i start to shoot again the raven who regenerate the shield in the time ok i cant run but i will die with honor and i start to shoot the new raven coz i see PLAYER OLD 3months and i kill him in a sec the other raven say dam you why you dont want to die me whit only half armour  i start to jam again the raven and noss him whit my 4 heavy named nos :D in 2 min the other raven die and tell me: you dont have Honor i pay the ransom and you kill me why??
y say you start again to shoot me and call your friend to help you dang its me who dont have honor or YOU 
wen i take the raven lot i see 2 faction shield hardner and some t2 stuf like 5 launchers and some t2 balistik control i pick the other lot and i tell im rich the others who die tell me pls sell us the stuff back pls pls i say ok and i make over 400mill whit all lot so was a gd day for a noob in a gd ship
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DarkElf
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2006.11.22 10:23:00 -
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lol nice work. yeah in this situation i say keep ransom and loot. what a silly boy.
Good read
DE
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Akane Miyamoto
Coreli Corporation
Corelum Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.11.22 10:43:00 -
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Agh, the grammar~ Aside from bleeding eyes I got from reading, nice work :D Keep the ransom, you stopped engaging him but he re-engaged you therefore he's the one to blame
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Mazare Mircea
Gallente
Delta team
Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2006.11.22 10:51:00 -
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Lol m8, looks like you sure are having fun. Should have told me to help you with the grammar though. :)
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Arktaos
Minmatar
The Bratwurst Burglars
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Posted - 2006.11.22 12:20:00 -
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Sounds like an awesome fight, even if it was a bit hard to read it all :P
Keep the 100mill isk, that'll teach him to try and trick you 
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Cova Jadt
Murder-Death-Kill
Blood Raiders Alliance
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Posted - 2006.11.22 12:25:00 -
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whilst reading this i was thinkin i gotta post on this great grammar. then i read the rest of the thread
Nonetheless sounds like u had fun. nice work
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Rayvonuk
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Posted - 2006.11.22 12:31:00 -
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cant read stuff written like that,
think you should be on the WOW forums.
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Akane Miyamoto
Coreli Corporation
Corelum Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.11.22 12:41:00 -
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 Originally by: Rayvonuk
cant read stuff written like that,
think you should be on the WOW forums.
Look who's talking 
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Lightbriner
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Posted - 2006.11.22 12:44:00 -
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So begins my story...
I am but a lone soldier of darkness. A romantic figure of the vast unsecured. Its just me, my typhoon, and a mug of cocoa. My home is 0.4 and you best not trespass or death is the only reward you'll get for your troubles.
On this day, a day like any other, my favourite song had just finished playing on the receiver. I was about to grab a can of quafe to keep me awake when lo and behold a Rupture shows up.
Engaging my warp engines, I go out to meet my guest and give her her 'prize'. What followed was an exciting battle of wit, power and determination.
Having given my adversary her due, I decided I should follow up with a friendly call. Words were exchanged, about mothers, goats, and all things unmentionable. A challenge was issued and accepted, pistols at dawn was the order of the day.
I slept well that night, for I knew that the better man was always victorious. It worked in my favour that I was the only man.
We met by the moors before the fog had finished clearing. She in a Vaga, me in my trusty 'Phoon. I had my doubts about the fight, so I added a few extra paces to the standard 30. Enough paces that I could reach my weapons store and find the faction webber my 'ma had given me for christmas last Easter. Yeh she's a daffy one but I love 'er.
It didn't take long for Ms Munin to catch up with me. I set my dogs on her (all conveniently named 'Ogre' as I hate remembering names..)as well as the webber and a Nos. Never fond of women killing, I offered her freedom and safety should she accept defeat.
Like Eve with the apple, Ms Munin continued the fine tradition of deceiving men. Compatriots of hers flew in and attacked me. It is true that I should not have brought dogs, webbers and nos to a pistol fight, but it is also true that 0.4 is my home and she was clearly a trespasser. No quarter would be given to these curs!
Fortunately their weapons were not favoured by physics nearly so much as my armour was favoured by plating. I'll never forget the momentary fear I suffered as a result of staring directly at a Raven, Cyclone and 'Ceptor bearing down on me after I had only just finished with the Vaga.
My ship made with the applying of dust to the Raven's eyes, whilst delivering explosives to the Cyclone. The 'ceptor was already succumbing to the vicious laser bites of my spacedogs. Where there had been 3, shortly there was 1.
My bloodlust began to wear thin, and I decided to once more offer compassion to those who deserve none. The Raven's pilot was less than courteous in his reply. I set my dogs on him for the insult and gave him a dose of NOS to boot. A few of my guns dropped by to join in. Shortly after the insults ended and the pleading began. Oh I hate pleaders. Mother's birthday was coming up however so I accepted his generous cash donation.
No sooner had I agreed to this financial transaction than a rather young looking Raven shows up on the scene. He was clearly in league with my attacker (who had resumed his attacking) which put me in desperate straits. I wanted to run but my pride held me tall. Deciding that the young looking Raven pilot may be all bark, I chose to stay. After some experimentation I was relieved to discover that my hypothesis was correct: Teh Raven Pilot r n00b.
My patience now dangerously thin, I turned on and destroyed the original Raven as well. I guess my patience could then be classed "lethally thin". I was accused of going back on my word. Which word I'm not entirely sure, as a donation is clearly voluntary. Had a contract been in place it would have been voided by the act of re-engaging. Whatever.
As the dust cleared I surveyed the left overs of my former advesaries. The remains and the wreckage I sold for a profit to their families. It was doggy treats for my Ogres that night as I sat at the gate once more with a cup of cocoa in my hands, and a friendly tune playing on the receiver.
Life is good.
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Akane Miyamoto
Coreli Corporation
Corelum Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.11.22 12:51:00 -
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Very nice translation to us grammar lovers Lightbringer 
You forgot to mention that the rupture was a munnin tho 
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Rayvonuk
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Posted - 2006.11.22 13:03:00 -
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ahh i see now.
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comrade captain
The Wailing Doom
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Posted - 2006.11.22 13:30:00 -
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What a guy to do such a great translation, made good reading. Give that man a cigar.
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Lanfear's Bane
Shih Yang Tong
Pirate Coalition
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Posted - 2006.11.22 13:35:00 -
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Ex-pie.
Lanfear's Bane.
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Digitalfox
Central Defiance
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2006.11.22 14:03:00 -
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Keep in mind that not eveyone who plays eve speaks english as a primary language.
A great story and a great retelling.
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Isabel T
Minmatar
Infinity Enterprises
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2006.11.22 14:15:00 -
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Doesn't matter what anyone says it was a great read and some good fun for what I can see. 
That will teach those noobs to pay and run.
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Vrizuh
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Posted - 2006.11.22 18:14:00 -
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Originally by: Akane Miyamoto
Very nice translation to us grammar lovers Lightbringer
You forgot to mention that the rupture was a munnin tho
Bah, wont bother using an alt.
I honestly had a lot of trouble understanding some of what he was talking about. Originally I just wanted an excuse to write "on the morrow" and "by the moors", but I had to remove "On the morrow" so sadface =(
I'm too tired to go searching through item database. Wth is a Munnin? I had assumed it was the character's name. ****it, I was so close to translating it too!
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Akane Miyamoto
Coreli Corporation
Corelum Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.11.22 20:54:00 -
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Haha, Munnin (Or how ever you type it) is a heavy assault cruiser based on rupture hull
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Mazare Mircea
Gallente
Delta team
Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2006.11.22 21:27:00 -
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Edited by: Mazare Mircea on 22/11/2006 21:33:12
Originally by: Romanasu
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Translation for the part of the eve-forums that have english as they're first language :
He was gatecamping in a 0.4 happily blowing up everything that passed through.
He sees a ruppy jumping in, which runs, so he follows. He finally catches up with him, kills him but when checking the killmail he realizes he just killed a Munnin - minmatarr HAC based on Rupture.
He starts a conversation with the guy telling him "gf". The guy's reply was that he "sucks" - Romanasu, and if he waits there for a little while he will return to teach him a lesson. He waits for about 1h untill the guy returns.
This time he is in a Vagabond - very expensive minmatarr HAC ... about 260 mil just the ship, but he has one advantage, a faction 15km 90% webber. He places the webber and 4 heavy nos + 5 Ogre I.
He asks for a ransom but he is greeted with "no you ***** you die sun".
Immediately 3 more ships exit from warp right next to him, lock him and start firing. However his close to 80% overall resistances pay-off as he can maintain his tank for some time.
The 3 other ships were 1 Raven, 1 Cyclone and 1 Interceptor.
He quickly kills the vaga, jamms the Raven, shoots at the Cyclone and puts the drones on the Interceptor.
In about 1 min, the Interceptor dies, so just the Cyclone and the Raven are left, who was jammed 80% of the time.
He attempts to ransom the Raven while it had full shields and is greeted with "NO COZ YOU DIE NOOB". He puts everything on the Raven, nos + guns + drones. Soon the Raven pilot is offering 100m if he won't blow up his ship. He agrees, the money are transferred but another Raven warps in, that is with this gang.
They all happily start shooting at him - 2x Raven + 1x Cyclone at this time, and they ransom him. He tries to run, but he is scrambled so he decides to go down "all guns blazing".
He realizes that the last Raven to warp in is piloted by a pretty new character, only 3 months old so he decides to focus on him. His hunch pays off as the Raven goes down pretty fast. One of the guys in the Raven asks why he won't die, as he has just half of the armor left - HP wise offcourse.
Next comes the first Raven - again 4x heavy nos + webb + drones + guns + jammers, who dies in under 2 minutes.
The pilot of this Raven says at this point "you dont have Honor i pay the ransom and you kill me why??". He tells him that calling in a buddy to help him while paying the ransom - just stalling for time actually, invalidates the ransom ... which is what allways happens. If you ransom somebody the last thing you want is his buddies to warp in, and when this happens you kill him.
After taking the loot he realizes it was close to 400 mil ISK. He ends up selling the stuff back to the "victims" making 400 mil in a single day ... "was a gd day for a noob in a gd ship "
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Grim Starwind
Exotic Dancers Club
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Posted - 2006.11.22 22:35:00 -
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That's great Romanasu.. The spelling is a tad messed but I managed to read it I really like to hear things like this. I hate those kinda people that you kill then say I'll come back and "try" to setup traps for you. Well done to you!
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Vrizuh
Eve Defence Force
Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.11.23 06:39:00 -
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Oh I see how it is Mazare. Challenge ACCEPTED!
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Samirol
Ore Mongers
SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2006.11.23 07:17:00 -
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ownage
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Romanasu
Minmatar
Elite Storm Enterprises
Storm Armada
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Posted - 2006.11.23 09:05:00 -
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sry fro my bad english
Yarrrrrr |
Militis Kolosok
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.11.23 09:13:00 -
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I think that the absence of grammar adds to the awesomeness. If you read it like a run-on sentence its quite fun :D
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Talpa Iute
Murder-Death-Kill
Blood Raiders Alliance
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Posted - 2006.11.24 08:37:00 -
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Good story Romanasu ;) hope to see more of these spicy sotries
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Erotic is using a feather, kinky is using the whole chicken.
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Zeonos
Amarr
venus divine brotherhood
Dark Forces Alliance
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Posted - 2006.11.24 12:01:00 -
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Originally by: Talpa Iute
Good story Romanasu ;) hope to see more of these spicy sotries
so do i. with the gramma translation by Lightbriner :) wonderfull job. and yes read both.
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Khalm
Amarr
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Posted - 2006.11.24 12:34:00 -
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wall of text perfectly hits you for 400 damage...
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Nikolai Konakov
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Posted - 2006.11.24 15:46:00 -
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Translation for the part of the eve-forums that have english as they're first language - To quote Mazacre.
Dude, if you're going to attempt to correct someones English, at least have the common courtesy to learn the language yourself.
They're is an abbreviation of the phrase "they are", the word you were looking for is their, in reference to something that belongs to or is inherent to someone.
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Mazare Mircea
Gallente
Delta team
Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2006.11.25 16:30:00 -
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Originally by: Nikolai Konakov
Translation for the part of the eve-forums that have english as they're first language - To quote Mazacre.
Dude, if you're going to attempt to correct someones English, at least have the common courtesy to learn the language yourself.
They're is an abbreviation of the phrase "they are", the word you were looking for is their, in reference to something that belongs to or is inherent to someone.
If that's the only grammar related problem you found, then i must be getting better.
On a side note, I have no ideea what I did to annoy you, but I know it must be something pretty big, if you took the time to analyze my text ... in a thread ... on the forum of a game ... where people are hardly taken seriously. :)
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Nikolai Konakov
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Posted - 2006.11.25 17:58:00 -
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I just found it rather ironic that you took all that time and effort to belittle the op, who's main language blatantly isn't English yet you made so many glaring mistakes your self. The layout of your translation is also a travesty against the English language.
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WeirdNoise
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Posted - 2006.11.25 23:03:00 -
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The original post may be hard to read but it's worth it.
The literate translation by Lightbriner lacks punch, although it does have some nice humor.
The second translation in every day english is good, whatever the mistakes it can bear.
But still the first version is best, if you can swallow it.
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