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Kyreax
Gallente Rising Sun Coalition
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Posted - 2006.11.24 23:18:00 -
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Edited by: Kyreax on 24/11/2006 23:25:57 1. Corpse Launchers (someone else came up with this, not me)
2. Frozen Christmas Ham Trebuchets (think "Time to Unpimp ze Spaceship!" ala Volkwagen style)
3. What are your ideas? |

Gone'Postal
Minmatar LuthorCorp Combat Division
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Posted - 2006.11.24 23:21:00 -
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CCP to shut down TQ and SISI for DEC 23 - JAN 3
The man without a face... The company without a clue. Login, Login, Login, Login, Login... Pah Stupid Forum |

Elvarien
Caldari The Night's Watch THE INTERSTELLAR FOUNDRY
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Posted - 2006.11.24 23:22:00 -
[3]
0.0 jita. >----
<3
TUX: We have something special planned for stealth bombers so you have to show patience about them a little bit longer. |

Eternal Fury
Shadow Of The Light Vertigo Coalition
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Posted - 2006.11.25 00:07:00 -
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Originally by: Gone'Postal CCP to shut down TQ and SISI for DEC 23 - JAN 3
And why would this be a good thing?
Eternal Fury
Shadow Of The Light
.SOL.
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Gone'Postal
Minmatar LuthorCorp Combat Division
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Posted - 2006.11.25 00:09:00 -
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Family. I spent last year glued to my PC This year if I did that I think they will cut the power
But that was a joke ^_^
The man without a face... The company without a clue. Login, Login, Login, Login, Login... Pah Stupid Forum |

Romeda
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Posted - 2006.11.25 00:16:00 -
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Santa hats on character portraits, and a Red Nose Reindeer mod that makes the front of the ship glow... 
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Takaharu Tsuyoshi
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Posted - 2006.11.25 00:17:00 -
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Seriously, corpse launchers? Thats what you guys come up for christmas. I'm no one to really care about morbid crap either way but come one, spend your time thinking up better ideas or go back to sacrificing kittens in your little rituals.
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CaptainSeafort
Gallente Through the Looking Glass
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Posted - 2006.11.25 00:18:00 -
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takahuru = boring....
my meatcooler would supply a navy ^.^
"Planets and moons no longer hitch rides on player ships. Their towel privileges have been revoked." HHGG Lives on in EVE! |

Romeda
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Posted - 2006.11.25 00:20:00 -
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Hummm Corpse Launcher is a little morbid tho   
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Tiuwaz
Minmatar Omacron Militia
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Posted - 2006.11.25 00:26:00 -
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Originally by: Romeda Hummm Corpse Launcher is a little morbid tho   
agreed we need zombies.. CHRISTMAS ZOMBIES with laser guns and christmas hats and a zombie launcher!
Quote: Banane
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Jim McGregor
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Posted - 2006.11.25 00:28:00 -
[11]
I want worm holes in Eve.  --- Eve Wiki | Eve Tribune | Eve Pirate |

Edgard Clochard
4X Incorporated
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Posted - 2006.11.25 00:35:00 -
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"Warp to 0 km' will be added as an option to the 'Warp' menu." conveniently removed from the patch notes right after the script goes through and removes all bookmarks around gates and stations. 
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defiler
Caldari Mad Hermit
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Posted - 2006.11.25 00:37:00 -
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Sharks with fric-... oh, we've already got that, at least by name. Hrrm. As you were.
Honestly, I'll settle for Kali, that's a nice enough Christmas present (assuming the cluster is back up by then ). And maybe Corpse Launchers. Or even more snowballs.
Mad Hermit - Minding our own business since 2004. |

Nate D
Naughty Ambitious Temptatious Endeavours
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Posted - 2006.11.25 00:43:00 -
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TOTALHELLDEATH on TQ... 0.0 everything! followed by a rollback the next day!
-NateÖ --- Voice Comms are Coming ...SoonÖ [Click] |

defiler
Caldari Mad Hermit
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Posted - 2006.11.25 00:47:00 -
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Originally by: Nate D TOTALHELLDEATH on TQ... 0.0 everything! followed by a rollback the next day!
-NateÖ
Like Armageddon day back in beta? Sure, but they'd better call it ARMAGEDD+N, otherwise marketing might get upset.
Mad Hermit - Minding our own business since 2004. |

Nir
Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2006.11.25 00:56:00 -
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CCP baby, slip an Eidolon into my hangar, I've been an aweful good boy.. 
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Audri Fisher
Caldari The Keep THE R0CK
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Posted - 2006.11.25 01:05:00 -
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a faction cormorat with 12 more pg than a cromy, 15 more cpu, same bonuses, and hardpoints, just no rof penalty....
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herps
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Posted - 2006.11.25 01:42:00 -
[18]
1 million extra skillpoints to be spread as you wish
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Amarria Lightwielder
N.A.G.A Corporation
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Posted - 2006.11.25 01:43:00 -
[19]
x. Get them to reply to my topic
Teh NAGA ShopÖ |

Takaharu Tsuyoshi
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Posted - 2006.11.25 01:44:00 -
[20]
oh and to answer the question
FIX MY CHIMERA
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Sir Drake
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Posted - 2006.11.25 01:48:00 -
[21]
Complet reroll of all skills! maybe a few mil more for those who have been nice
------------------------------------------------------- If you are either ignorant or american:
Latin nominativ singular male: bonus nominativ plural male: boni [url="h |

Sovereign533
Caldari The Collective Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2006.11.25 02:14:00 -
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1. An Archon 2. full skills for an Archon at lvl 3 :P 3. free Tier 3 BS for everybody (you have to choose)
Originally by: Sovereign533 Time will tell, sooner or later, time will tell...
Second sig removed, only 1 signature graphic please - Xorus ^_^WOOHOO!!! my Sig finally got nerfed... And now its been sigjacked, yarrrr!!! - Petwraith |

Haffrage
Revelations Inc. Shroud Of Darkness
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Posted - 2006.11.25 02:16:00 -
[23]
Oh this is easy.
Elf Marines, Homeless Elves, and of course Exotic Elves <3 -----
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Deven Sunstorm
Security Forces Domain
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Posted - 2006.11.25 02:24:00 -
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1. Abbadon with a 175 m3 drone bay!
2. Explosive Crystals ...
3. Free SP transfer from all the training skills I raised to five. 
4. Nerf bat of my own 
Deven Sunstorm ***Security Forces Domain -SecFo-
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viceman
Without Reason
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Posted - 2006.11.25 02:30:00 -
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get rid of the stupid not being able to train skills while deactivated
--------------------- They see me rollin They hatin Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty |

Sgt Blade
Imperial Space Corporation
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Posted - 2006.11.25 03:11:00 -
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errrr... how about a new ships called santa's slay 
ISC Are Recruiting |
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kieron claus

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Posted - 2006.11.25 03:17:00 -
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I can't believe nobody has said, *sing song* "my two front teeth!" I've never been able to read or hear, "All I want for Christmas is" without thinking that. 
Corpse Launchers might have worked for Halloween, but they are a bit over the top for Christmas. Who knows, maybe some of the ISD team will appear with Snowball Launchers like they did last year.
Ho, Ho, HO!!!
kieron claus Holiday Spirit & Community Manager EVE Online, CCP Games |
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Nate D
Naughty Ambitious Temptatious Endeavours
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Posted - 2006.11.25 03:26:00 -
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Originally by: kieron claus I can't believe nobody has said, *sing song* "my two front teeth!" I've never been able to read or hear, "All I want for Christmas is" without thinking that. 
Corpse Launchers might have worked for Halloween, but they are a bit over the top for Christmas. Who knows, maybe some of the ISD team will appear with Snowball Launchers like they did last year.
Ho, Ho, HO!!!
Hahahaha "kieron claus"
-NateÖ --- Voice Comms are Coming ...SoonÖ [Click] |

Sakura Nihil
Tabula Rasa Systems The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2006.11.25 03:52:00 -
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Edited by: Sakura Nihil on 25/11/2006 03:53:34
Originally by: kieron claus I can't believe nobody has said, *sing song* "my two front teeth!" I've never been able to read or hear, "All I want for Christmas is" without thinking that. 
Corpse Launchers might have worked for Halloween, but they are a bit over the top for Christmas. Who knows, maybe some of the ISD team will appear with Snowball Launchers like they did last year.
Ho, Ho, HO!!!
OMG, its begun early.
If I sit on your lap, do I get a free tier3? 
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Mobius
Amarr Forsaken Empire
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Posted - 2006.11.25 04:00:00 -
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snowball launchers are bad people r still dieing by retaliating after being hit with 1. I'd prefer the reassignment of 1 mil sp or 50% if under 1 mil from already trained skills
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Aiyleena Iluvatar
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Posted - 2006.11.25 04:50:00 -
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i want belt spawning reindeers that drop red noses which i can plug in my snowball luncher. and when they're fired it looks like fairy lights
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Lygos
ISS Navy Task Force
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Posted - 2006.11.25 05:17:00 -
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Giant anchorable snowballs.
Give us ice chippers, and ice asteroids will finally be worth something. Then we can all go out and make snowmans and forts.
Icicles on the wings and stations would be a nice touch. Especially if we got a freeze ray. (-99% to agility + collision damage OR full agility but vastly reduced drift control..)
--- Private Investment should preceed Public Investment |

Cupertino
Castellum
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Posted - 2006.11.25 05:22:00 -
[33]
True Santa npc spawns.
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Draconia Blackheart
Disciples of the Underverse
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Posted - 2006.11.25 05:22:00 -
[34]
Originally by: Elvarien 0.0 Jita.
** SIGNED!!!
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Draconia Blackheart
Disciples of the Underverse
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Posted - 2006.11.25 05:25:00 -
[35]
All I want for Xmas for CCP is:
AN END TO THE BLASTED I have had for 7 months!!
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Malthros Zenobia
Caldari Independent Navy Reserve
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Posted - 2006.11.25 05:36:00 -
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Originally by: Kyreax Edited by: Kyreax on 24/11/2006 23:25:57 1. Corpse Launchers (someone else came up with this, not me)
2. Frozen Christmas Ham Trebuchets (think "Time to Unpimp ze Spaceship!" ala Volkwagen style)
3. What are your ideas?
Gumdrop Blaster Cannons and 1600mm gingerbread plates.
Originally by: kieron The Carrier was never intended to be a solo OMGWTF mission-farming PWNmobile.
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Malthros Zenobia
Caldari Independent Navy Reserve
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Posted - 2006.11.25 05:39:00 -
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Originally by: Sakura Nihil Edited by: Sakura Nihil on 25/11/2006 03:53:34
Originally by: kieron claus I can't believe nobody has said, *sing song* "my two front teeth!" I've never been able to read or hear, "All I want for Christmas is" without thinking that. 
Corpse Launchers might have worked for Halloween, but they are a bit over the top for Christmas. Who knows, maybe some of the ISD team will appear with Snowball Launchers like they did last year.
Ho, Ho, HO!!!
OMG, its begun early.
If I sit on your lap, do I get a free tier3? 
/me bets it's in his pants.
Originally by: kieron The Carrier was never intended to be a solo OMGWTF mission-farming PWNmobile.
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Durethia
Destructive Influence Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.11.25 06:29:00 -
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I want a +5 permanent boost to attributes! Or, maybe just +5 attribute points for us to distribute how we want.
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Oberoonmoon
Gallente E X C L U S I V E
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Posted - 2006.11.25 07:40:00 -
[39]
Peace in the EVE universe for the december month. (Disable all weapons)
Since we cant achive this in real life, why not live the dream in the EVE fantasy world. (yeah this is a sentimental wish)
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Hon Kovell
Gallente Neh'bu Kau Beh'Hude Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2006.11.25 08:08:00 -
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Edited by: Hon Kovell on 25/11/2006 08:09:58 Remove all assets (including all anchored containers, POS, etc), all ISK and all SP from every player bar enough to use a basic mining laser and a rookie ship. Also remove all market orders, escrows and active missions.
Then we will get to begin again with nothing but our name to our name! 
Call it the work of the ghost of christmas past.
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Vrizuh
Eve Defence Force Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.11.25 09:08:00 -
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I want a snowball launcher >_>
------------------------------------- Since entering 0.0 I've noticed my wallet slowly crawl towards 0.00. Coincidence? I think not. |

Matrix Aran
Legio Immortalis
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Posted - 2006.11.25 10:35:00 -
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TOTALHELLDEATH: including great features like 0.0 Jita, and randomly spawning NPC Titans that 'randomly' spawn next to any ship with a minig laser active.
A close second would be somebody fixing my poor off centered Chimera model 
After that definately snowball launchers, with T2 snowballs this time. T2 snowballs have an area of effect that causes other ships to chain off snowballs.  ----
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Zemeckis R
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Posted - 2006.11.25 10:39:00 -
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Edited by: Zemeckis R on 25/11/2006 10:39:44
edit: spelling
Originally by: Draconia Blackheart
Originally by: Elvarien 0.0 Jita.
** SIGNED!!!
jita always lag to hell 'couse too many people are in there i can't imagine what could happen if it will be changed to 0.0 for a while maybe the server explode 'couse i think everybody would be there
so i'd say: just a 1 huge system 0.0 free for all \o/ 
now, seriously, some nice gift to everyone would be... nice :p
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Intigo
Amarr Short Attention Span
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Posted - 2006.11.25 10:41:00 -
[44]
The ability to turn off the warping sound so I could actually play EVE with sound on without wanting to kill myself every few minutes... -- Piewat! Low SP piracy Now with more stories and small clips! |

Beastoria
Sniggerdly
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Posted - 2006.11.25 10:55:00 -
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Originally by: Oberoonmoon Peace in the EVE universe for the december month. (Disable all weapons)
Since we cant achive this in real life, why not live the dream in the EVE fantasy world. (yeah this is a sentimental wish)
Sorry ... never going to happen ... I'm too trigger happy  --------------------------------------------------
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Matrix Aran
Legio Immortalis
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Posted - 2006.11.25 11:07:00 -
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Originally by: Oberoonmoon Peace in the EVE universe for the december month. (Disable all weapons)
Since we cant achive this in real life, why not live the dream in the EVE fantasy world. (yeah this is a sentimental wish)
Hmm, nah T+TALHELLDEATH sounds alot better ----
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Tareen Kashaar
eXin Alliance
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Posted - 2006.11.25 11:20:00 -
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Originally by: Draconia Blackheart
Originally by: Elvarien 0.0 Jita.
** SIGNED!!!
And a low sec corridor leading TO it, please... I wouldn't wanna miss it :D --- WTS: Forum Signatures, 30mil a piece. Evemail me!
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Clint Dueline
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Posted - 2006.11.25 11:23:00 -
[48]
A shuttle in the shape of a yellow rubber ducky. :) |

V0rador
Amarr Exanimo Inc
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Posted - 2006.11.25 12:15:00 -
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0.0 jita for christmas without warn you plan to do it
thats teh totalhelldeath ^^.
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Matrix Aran
Legio Immortalis
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Posted - 2006.11.26 04:25:00 -
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Oh and another idea just came to me: Reskin Jita 4-4's moon to look like the deathstar  ----
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Sebastian Valance
Gallente Freelancers Inc.
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Posted - 2006.11.26 10:32:00 -
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Edited by: Sebastian Valance on 26/11/2006 10:32:50 Armageddon Day 2.
CONCORD goes on strike for better benefits for 24 hours, and the Customs officials of all Empires join in a sympathy strike with them....
Racial Empires Navys are still on patrol, but they have no way to increase ship and troop numbers on patrol within the first 24 hours....
Jump Gate crews have already been warned that any attempt by them to join the strikes will lead to their executions, so they are gonna stay at work....
With no CONCORD on duty, ISD reports that it will be impossible to monitor all the lawlessness, and they suspect massive chaos and rioting, but are treating this unique situation as a method of gaining very valuable data on Social Engineering and Human Resource Control Techniques, so they are just gonna watch and see what happens...
These events unfolding will of course receive full Galactic News coverage as they unfold, and there will be no excuse for anyone to have not been warned of the coming chaos...
 ______________________________________________ Sabastian Valance |

Tommy TenKreds
Animal Mercantile Executive
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Posted - 2006.11.26 11:10:00 -
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Originally by: Matrix Aran Oh and another idea just came to me: Reskin Jita 4-4's moon to look like the deathstar 
They're more likely to reskin it to look like a Xmas pudding, with holly on top, if last year is anything to go by. 
Originally by: Tyrrax Thorrk Is there anything other than ISK you might be interested in?
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Matrix Aran
Legio Immortalis
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Posted - 2006.11.26 11:23:00 -
[53]
Linkage
I had way too much time on my hands durring down time and couldn't resist. ----
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UGWidowmaker
Caldari Setenta Corp Xelas Alliance
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Posted - 2006.11.26 11:39:00 -
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Jovian technologist comes to empire to introduce a new item. but as he has prisonors aboard hes ship they escape and we all have to blow em up, the one with most kills gets a Jovian vesal ( frigate or BC )..
and a gift to all if we are that lucky this year..
a new roid is discovered wich alows us to mine snowballs for our cool gift from last year. the roids only last december then they are melted. I will make your wife/mann a widow. |

INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE
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Posted - 2006.11.26 11:42:00 -
[55]
Fat Bearded Man Trapped In A Chimney
My randomly thought-of idea whilst reading this thread is an "Advent Calendar Ship" placed in empire space.
The ship would re-spawn at a random time (so that players from all time-zones have a chance to participate), and in a random empire system (*or just in Jita if the aforementioned is problematic due to node issues), on each of the 24 days, and would have a large number of hit points (presumably in the many millions).
In order to "open the window" of the calendar for that day, as many pilots as possible would need to work together by firing at it in unison, the objective being to reduce the ship's HP to zero. (the total process taking on average perhaps 60 minutes).
Every day, upon destruction, the calendar would then randomly distribute a selection of items in a 500km radius, for everybody to grab in a wild and indulgent free-for-all of happiness and festive glee...
The value of the items distributed would rise each day, building towards the biggest give-away of all on the 24th Dec, which would contain prizes more rare than a steak that is still roaming around in Farmer Giles' field...
Amongst the high value items, there could also be booby prizes: "christmas crac.ker ship logs" (I have attempted to evade the profanity filter) containing badly written jokes and inappropriate rhymes, for the participants to share with each other in Local...
(possibly to be continued...)
The 0.0 Experiment
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Admiral Keyes
Minmatar Ooops Inc.
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Posted - 2006.11.26 11:51:00 -
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I agree, TOTALHELLDEATH for 1 day then roll back.
*dons an evil voice* "NOWHERE IS SAFE!! Muhahahaha" *cough* please please please.
If all else fails i'll have to break out my old snowball launcher and try and get some concordokkens in some hub system somewhere LOL *waves hand* "i didnt just say that"
 ----------------------------------- HaHaHa! This sig is edit proof!  Sadly, it appears so. -Capsicum \o/ I Am Invincible \o/ |

Splagada
Minmatar Tides of Silence
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Posted - 2006.11.26 11:57:00 -
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Edited by: Splagada on 26/11/2006 11:59:10 A santa claus ship !!
8/8/8 but cant move, need his reindeers to move
or a drunk concord! who siege stations,shoot at random and can be shot etc ------
relaxed corp looking for members |

Kunming
Amarr adeptus gattacus Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2006.11.26 12:33:00 -
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Seems I've been a bad boy.. they gave me a blaster nerf
Quote: READ THIS NEXT PART CAREFULLY AS IT IS VERY IMPORTANT AND POSTING A REPLY WITHOUT READING IT MAY RESULT IN YOU LOOKING STUPID.
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Quani
Gallente Extinction Level Event
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Posted - 2006.11.26 13:04:00 -
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All I Want for Christmas from CCP is: A Muninn with a non crappy slot layout.  ------ There is no sin except stupidity. |

Maltitol
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Posted - 2006.11.26 13:46:00 -
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0.0 jita, absolutely!
and a complete armageddon day with rollback after 24 hours
and a re-structuring of your sp! (like city of heroes has), i wasted alot during my youth not knowing wtf i was doing.. corp management? 200k? wtf was i thinking, i dont want to own a corp! ****IT!
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Imechal Ravpeim
Amarr International Multi-Player Consortium Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2006.11.26 14:12:00 -
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Make a new system one jump from Jita that is 0.0 (or if that causes too much lag, several systems near busy hubs) Get all the Devs, ISD, and GMs(whether present or not) so sit in their pretty polaris ships allow all the players to shoot at said ships
just so no one else shoots eachother, make the sig radius of every ship that enters the systems .01 or something
Imagine how much stress that would relieve from these whiney forum posters. 
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU TOO! *pew pew*
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Raneru
Gallente Euphoria Released
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Posted - 2006.11.26 14:22:00 -
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Decorate all the stations and gates christmas tree stylee :D
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Won Swunglow
Dead By Dawn
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Posted - 2006.11.26 14:25:00 -
[63]
CORPSE LAUNCHERS!!!!
And Santa Corpses  
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Thundercat Doom
Minmatar Melissa Jumpclones INC
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Posted - 2006.11.26 14:31:00 -
[64]
Edited by: Thundercat Doom on 26/11/2006 14:32:06 I think we should get shuttles that are able to hold one weapon, such as some kind of small gun, plus the ability to have shuttle wars any time, any place (with no poddings of course). Think it would be a blast to have shuttle wars, lol.
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Vaslav Tchitcherine
Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2006.11.26 15:02:00 -
[65]
Drones that use a reindeer model. With star-dust trails.
0 damage is fine. Maybe mini snowballs. 
v. Star Fraction is recruiting: come smash the State!
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