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Dau Imperius Amarr	Posted - 2006.11.29 17:19:00 - [61] Steinlager, Waikato Drought (NZ) Budweiser, Miller, and 'most' other beers (US) Stella Artois (Hell, or Wherever it's supposeldy from) Heiniken (Dutch my arse, they make better beers then that)
Wilhelm Beck Tritanium Workers Union	Posted - 2006.11.29 18:46:00 - [62] Now, keep in mind that my favorite beers take like death to most people. But, the worst beers of all time: Schlitz. Light Brigade. bad home brew.(distant third) nothing else even comes close. except maybe Country Club, but thats malt liquor.
madaluap Gallente Mercenary Forces Exquisite Malevolance	Posted - 2006.11.29 19:30:00 - [63] Edited by: madaluap on 29/11/2006 19:34:19 Originally by: Nir Warsteiner Grolsch Bavaria Hertog Jan Can you guess where i'm from? We brew some good beers but some real ****ty ones too.. WTF are you on about? You are a dutch disgrace Finest beer is: hertog jan warsteiner gulpener How can you say it sucks man... Worst beer i drank was..mmh i like a lot of beer. Might move to america to taste some horrible beer /edit: for its price bavaria isnt bad aswell _________________________________________________
Clipped Wings Gallente LFC Lotka Volterra	Posted - 2006.11.30 17:13:00 - [64] Luke-warm Corona. That's the sort of stuff that, when left unchecked, will choke you on your own tongue, and slash your wrists too. Nasty stuff. -Clipped Wings of LFC "I believe in the theoretical benevolence, and practical malignity of man."
Shalia Ripper Caldari Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2006.11.30 23:51:00 - [65] Lucky Light 50. All bad. Every grimacing sip.
voogru Gallente Massive Damage	Posted - 2006.12.01 06:04:00 - [66] Originally by: Dark Shikari Regular Budweiser's pretty bad too. It tastes like **. How do you know what ** tastes like?
Arrs Grazznic Freelancer Association	Posted - 2006.12.01 15:19:00 - [67] Malaysian 'Tiger Ice'. So chemically brewed it gave you the worst hangover even if you only looked sideways at it. Cheers, Arrs Do you want a sig like this? EVE-mail me or convo me in-game.
Firequill Gallente The Black Ops Maelstrom Alliance	Posted - 2006.12.01 19:30:00 - [68] My dad once brought home a bunch of beer from a business-trip in holland, and he decided that we should have an all-nighter tasting them all (9 different brands or so), hilarity ensued, to be sure, First horrible beer to be tasted was: Leffe looking crisp, but traditional from the bottle , my mouth watered. but then i opened the bottle. one of the most awkward smells eminated from it. quite frankly it tasted like sticking your head in a bucket of wheat, very unpleasant and made my throat itch. couldnt finish more than 2 bottles before i started feeling like a horse. Then i grabbed a stella artois. opened the white bottle and gulped it down quickly, a fresh drink of water was just what i needed at that point.. oh wait, its supposed to be beer? Lol tasted like beer for about one second, then it died flat. nothing to see here.. Total consumed 4 (i needed something to wash down the next godforsaken monstrosity on the table) Delirium I honestly dont know what its supposed to be, or what its made of, but i guess some dutch-man, stoned out of his head tried to reinvent beer using a sweaty gym-sock, lighter fluid, dog urine, and the rotten, stinky soup that will leak out of trash-bags onto the floor if theres a hole in the bag. The bottle looke innocent enough, it was painted white and blue, sporting pink elephants and other oddities all around the bottle. the paint fiendishly enough covered the whole bottle, obscuring any view of its contents before opening, and rightly so. I opened it, slightly amused by the elephants, and took a whiff.. Didnt smell that bad, just something faintly disturbing in the back of my mind telling me "OH GOD NOOOOO!!!!" I took a deep gulp, letting teh mixture slide down my throat gently.. Then, i felt it.. The horrible, horrible aftertaste.. Licking clean the jock-straps of all the Nhl-players after a season would have been better! Then i also noticed something else.. something.. Foul.. And it was clinging to the back of my throat! Yup, it had chunks in it, nasty gooey slimey chunks.. I almost hurled from the thought of the evil thing hanging in my throat. I went to the kitchen and emtied the bottle in a large glass, to see what was in it.. The sight turned my stomach, actually i think my stomach escaped through the drain with the rest of the beer i drank up until then. Its hard to explain, but, yes there were definite chunks of something that looked like snot, or maybe embryos of some small animal floating in it. Checked the expiration date, it was fresh. Wasnt sediment either, this was indeed pure evil in a bottle. I spent the following 20 minutes puking my guts out. I nominate Delirium the MOST Disgusting beer known to man! I ended the tasting after that, and got some mead out of the fridge instead.
follot	Posted - 2006.12.04 22:02:00 - [69] Edited by: follot on 04/12/2006 22:03:39 Edited by: follot on 04/12/2006 22:03:22 isnt warsteiner from germany ? o.O anyway ontopic bud light bavaria oranjeboom and alot more my fav beer : Hertog jan :D
Grimpak Gallente Celestial Horizon Corp. Ascendant Frontier	Posted - 2006.12.04 22:41:00 - [70] wtf beer? real men drink something stronger. like vodka or rum. ------- Originally by: Tiuwaz for caldari perception weapons that hit up to 100km are short range weapons
Yendri Adeptus Illuminati Aegis Authentica Atrocitas	Posted - 2006.12.05 01:26:00 - [71] Originally by: Sharkbait Originally by: Constantine Arcanum STELLA ARTOIS stella Artois is the greatest beer brewed. give me 1 good reason why i shouldn't close your account for that comment oh and all beer sucks when it's warm Sigh my estimation of the devs has just dropped. (though, personally, I've yet to find many decent beers in my life) I might well have to get to the fanfest someday with some decent absinthes to educate the poor deluded dev. :) Educate... that, or leave 'em blind and crawling home in the gutter singing a song about 'a little goblin'.....
JoCool Caldari Infinitus Odium	Posted - 2006.12.05 10:23:00 - [72] Best beers in the world: Becks Gold and every Wei¯bier I've tasted so far. Wort beers: Warm Warsteiner Pilsener, it is so obstrusive. Bah. Also american beers, good germans like to refer to them as water or ****. _______________________________________________________________________ Trey Azagthoth > Youre my idol Jocool. I wanna be like Jocool jr. or Jocool the sequel! Oveur > ohnoes jocool
HolographicEntrypoint Hybrid Syndicate	Posted - 2006.12.05 17:39:00 - [73] I hate Warsteiner ... you always get bad hangover from it. Another bad beer is Paderborner :P One of the cheapest in Germany and omg it sucks. --- ^ Custom Sigs for ISK My custom Sigs Gallery
Lucian Alucard Caldari Forsaken Empire	Posted - 2006.12.05 21:36:00 - [74] All mass produced american beers blow really, but American beers really shine in the Micro Brewery market and there are many many many great beers to be found there, myself I tend to despise lagers and perfer ales, I have had alot of German beers and frankly I was left disappointed. Worst Beers EVER: Colt .45- Makes Bud Light look good King Cobra- Just as bad Miller in all of its forms- Least Bud won't give you a hang over >_< Bud- WOW ummmmmmmm.......Aluminum flavored yellow water, GREAT! Heineken:See above
Thuul'Khalat Gallente Phoenix Wing	Posted - 2006.12.06 10:06:00 - [75] Budweiser. No contest. --- We are Recruiting!
Noggy Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance	Posted - 2006.12.06 14:10:00 - [76] Quote: 1. Star (Nigeria), massive next morning headbang stuff that screws you up real bad. You know why your head was banging right? The Nigerians use formaldehyde to keep the beer fresh from the heat.. Ya the same stuff they inject into dead people. That stuff can make you go blind man. My worst beers are: 1: super tennants (evil evil evil stuff) 2: Stella Artois (Wife beaters beer.. gives me a stonking headache) 3: Anything super.. like strong carlsberg, elephant beer etc 4: Bud Light (agree with the water Evian comment) I drank like 20 of these and peed them all out sober in a few hours.. 5: My home made kit of bitter.. Man that was some evil $%$%.. tasted like toilet water but made you ****ed.. serious stomache issues the following days.
HolographicEntrypoint Hybrid Syndicate	Posted - 2006.12.06 14:22:00 - [77] Originally by: JoCool Best beers in the world: Becks Gold and every Wei¯bier I've tasted so far. Wort beers: Warm Warsteiner Pilsener, it is so obstrusive. Bah. Also american beers, good germans like to refer to them as water or **. Becks Gold is absolute ** .. --- ^ Custom Sigs for ISK My custom Sigs Gallery
Mayoz Miner	Posted - 2006.12.06 22:10:00 - [78] Gold Label (Barley wine) It is strong as **** and tastes lke battery acid in a syrupy texture, the only grace it gives is that it comes in small cans, As a side note Stell stinks !( but I still drink it dunno why sometimes ) also known as the 'wife beater' ( I think it cos can amke a few people agrressive ) in Manchester, UK.
chingon Caldari Black Knight Buccaneers Center for Disease Creation	Posted - 2006.12.06 22:16:00 - [79] first of all Stella artois is belgian beer. And yes it scks. As i am a citizen of one of the top leading country's in brewing beer i can assure you that most of the US and UK beer is absolute Shte (OMG i'm gonna get slapped hard here for saying that ). So my list of worst beers: - most US beer - most UK beer Beers that are on my top list: - Duvel ,this beer really is awesome - Jupiler - hoegaarden - geuze - westmalle triple ^^ now that's what i call beers Ö Sig By Liu Mang
Mayoz Miner	Posted - 2006.12.06 22:24:00 - [80] chin your right with that but tbh if ya try 'real ale' beers and not the commercial **** then you will find UK beer more appealing. I only drink stella when im in a commercial type pub/club and want to get hammered, it serves it purpose
Scorpio Dantes Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction	Posted - 2006.12.07 08:59:00 - [81] What a lager hate-fest. I guess the lager just doesn't have as many fans as it used to. Honestly, I like pretty much all beer. Some are generally more appetizing than others, but only very rarely do I taste a beer that I genuinely dislike. Instead, I'll highlight a much-maligned brew that I still drink occasionally. PBR - call it weak, call it cheap, call it unsophisticated, but there is not a better substance in the world for chasing down whiskey shots. And you had better be drinking hard liquor when you drink PBR, because that's the only way you're getting drunk. Every beer has it's place in the alcohol cosmos, and PBR is definitely made for chasing shots. What I've been drinking lately: O'Dell's Isolation Ale Not that bad. Very hoppy for a red ale, which is a bit rare in winter brews. I think it would work better as a spring variety myself, but it's still a decent beer any time of year. New Belgium Frambozen A really unique product that was introduced three years ago, if I recall correctly. It's a brown ale brewed with fresh raspberries. Usually I avoid fruit-flavored beers like the plague, as the fruit overpowers the beer, but that isn't the case with this ale. Excellent stuff. Avery White Rascal A Belgian-style white beer very heavy on the cinnamon and citrus. Traditional Weiss is not exactly my cup of tea, although I do enjoy a Hoegaarden every once in a while. I much prefer the American wheat beers. Still, not bad for what it is. Dogfish Head Raison D'Etre I can't say enough about this beer. I honestly don't know how to classify it - maybe a copper ale? I'll blabber on forever if I try to describe it here. It's one of the best beers I tasted in 2006, and you can take my word that I taste A LOT of beer. Sorry I turned the crap beer thread into a 'beers I like' thread. Can we do scotch next time? ________
Sir Drake	Posted - 2006.12.07 12:14:00 - [82] 1. L÷wenbrSu, worst experience ever, the only beer i ever puked on the first glass 2. Pretty much every US beer is horrible at best. That they sell Budweiser in Germany is beyond me. (that people buy it is even more horrific) 3. French beers aint no better, wonderful wines but the beer .... 3. SchultenbrSu, you can drink lots of it without getting drunk but beware of the headache next morning (its a discounter beer) 4. Everything with Light/Lite or Mix in its name is pretty much a guarantee for a bad experience,with the exception of Guiness/Irish Mist and Guiness/Port mixes. 5. Alcohol-free Beers, WHATS THE BLOODY POINT OF THESE???? @Sharkbait: Guiness is actually tasting good even if its warm. ------------------------------------------------------- Sig was removed due to derogatory comments towards a group of people. -Karl Chroimcer I like that.
Uggster Caldari FinFleet Lotka Volterra	Posted - 2006.12.07 12:52:00 - [83] Hofmister (spelling) and Harp Both a complete waste of time _______________________________________________ Sig removed as inappropriate- Tirg Story of my life that one :(
Mar Idoun Aurora Empire Fuzzy Nut Attack Squirrels	Posted - 2006.12.07 13:38:00 - [84] There's a lot of great American beers. Of course, the Macrobrews are pretty awful since they use rice to lighten the flavor and color but that's a byproduct of WWII. The regional and micro breweries make some of the best beers in the world, it's just that aside from a brewery like the Boston Beer Co. (makers of Sam Adams) you are only going to find brews like Budweiser, Miller, etc outside of the US. /American Beer defense mode disengaged As for the worst beers i've tasted: Tiger Beer (India..i think) Harbin Lager (China) Snowflower Beer (China) Reeb (China...it's beer backwards...) Kirin (Japan) basically Asia loses at beer.
Johan VanDelft Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2006.12.10 20:08:00 - [85] Originally by: Firequill My dad once brought home a bunch of beer from a business-trip in holland, and he decided that we should have an all-nighter tasting them all (9 different brands or so), hilarity ensued, to be sure, First horrible beer to be tasted was: Leffe looking crisp, but traditional from the bottle , my mouth watered. but then i opened the bottle. one of the most awkward smells eminated from it. quite frankly it tasted like sticking your head in a bucket of wheat, very unpleasant and made my throat itch. couldnt finish more than 2 bottles before i started feeling like a horse. Then i grabbed a stella artois. opened the white bottle and gulped it down quickly, a fresh drink of water was just what i needed at that point.. oh wait, its supposed to be beer? Lol tasted like beer for about one second, then it died flat. nothing to see here.. Total consumed 4 (i needed something to wash down the next godforsaken monstrosity on the table) Delirium I honestly dont know what its supposed to be, or what its made of, but i guess some dutch-man, stoned out of his head tried to reinvent beer using a sweaty gym-sock, lighter fluid, dog urine, and the rotten, stinky soup that will leak out of trash-bags onto the floor if theres a hole in the bag. The bottle looke innocent enough, it was painted white and blue, sporting pink elephants and other oddities all around the bottle. the paint fiendishly enough covered the whole bottle, obscuring any view of its contents before opening, and rightly so. I opened it, slightly amused by the elephants, and took a whiff.. Didnt smell that bad, just something faintly disturbing in the back of my mind telling me "OH GOD NOOOOO!!!!" I took a deep gulp, letting teh mixture slide down my throat gently.. Then, i felt it.. The horrible, horrible aftertaste.. Licking clean the jock-straps of all the Nhl-players after a season would have been better! Then i also noticed something else.. something.. Foul.. And it was clinging to the back of my throat! Yup, it had chunks in it, nasty gooey slimey chunks.. I almost hurled from the thought of the evil thing hanging in my throat. I went to the kitchen and emtied the bottle in a large glass, to see what was in it.. The sight turned my stomach, actually i think my stomach escaped through the drain with the rest of the beer i drank up until then. Its hard to explain, but, yes there were definite chunks of something that looked like snot, or maybe embryos of some small animal floating in it. Checked the expiration date, it was fresh. Wasnt sediment either, this was indeed pure evil in a bottle. I spent the following 20 minutes puking my guts out. I nominate Delirium the MOST Disgusting beer known to man! I ended the tasting after that, and got some mead out of the fridge instead. Both Leffe and Delirium Tremens (which is a Belgian beer afaik) are an acquired taste. It doesn't surprise me the Delirium tasted awful if you drank it straight from the bottle, you need to pour the delirium very carefully, because of the yeastsediment, if that gets into your glass it will taste very bad indeed. Only really bad beer experience is with 'Leeuw' gave me a big headache, not much bad beer that I can remember ;), but on occasion I have noticed that good beer can taste awful if it has been stored incorrectly, the keg has taken too long to empty or if it is at the wrong temperature.
Ravelin Eb Minmatar Infinitus Odium	Posted - 2006.12.11 02:57:00 - [86] Worst beers: anything american anything with the world Light/Lite in it Stella infact most beers in the can form, theres nothing better than beer from the tap, cans cant compare.
Darth Bob Dark Excession	Posted - 2006.12.11 03:13:00 - [87] Delirium is actually my favorite beer in the world (Tremens, not Nocturnum that's awful). And I thought Heineken wasn't that bad until I tasted one in the US, that's definately not the same one. Absolute worst though: Grolsch (but I'd still rather drink that than wine )
Patch86 Di-Tron Heavy Industries Freelancer Alliance	Posted - 2006.12.11 03:27:00 - [88] Alcohol free beer = evil. I mean it doesn't taste like beer- it just takes bad. Call me strange but if I can't drink alcohol for some reason, I'd rather drink something that actually tastes good I am most certainly not a fan of Fosters. I don't really like any lager that much, but Fosters is the worst of a bad bunch. Go ale! -----------------------------------------------
Raze Desmarais	Posted - 2006.12.11 04:46:00 - [89] Good beer: Blue Moon, Fat Tire, non-american Heineken Bad beer: Stella, all the Coors/Budweisers and their offspring (excluding Blue Moon), all Mexican beers.
Niivvy Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2006.12.11 08:51:00 - [90] worst beer hmmm. im sure most fellow scots will agree mcewans is a particurley nasty brew. especally if warm. T2 millar aint bad though.... but Tinnies FTW.. sodastreams FTW

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