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Elyham
The Eleventh Commandment
Dystopia Alliance
35
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Posted - 2015.07.10 20:27:43 -
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Hello FC's,
Posting this after some crappy news from my friends about some recent corp thefts that weren't reported. This **** heel stole everything from the new pilot hangar and other bits and pieces.
If you get an app or interest in joining from Anslo , I suggest auto reject.
Lots'o'Love
Elyham <3
P.S. no they didn't steal from my corp because we don't accept **** heels.
OK we do but we accept cool **** heels. Not heels like this one |
Freya Sertan
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
398
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Posted - 2015.07.10 20:32:20 -
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I would hope that the Court of C&P convenes quickly and determines this case worthy. Anslo shows all signs of being a Nitshe alt.
New Eden isn't nice. It isn't friendly. It isn't very hospitiable. Good thing there are people here to shoot in the face.
Want to make New Eden a nice place? Try this out.
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Iain Cariaba
1626
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Posted - 2015.07.10 20:37:56 -
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While I generally try to avoid C&P, it's been pretty slow in F&I, and this one promises to provide lots of tears.
Popcorn for everyone.
EvE is hard. It's harder if you're stupid.
I couldn't have said it better.
Will troll for a t-shirt.
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Anslo
Scope Works
31992
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Posted - 2015.07.10 20:39:57 -
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I stole from myself you'll never catch me alive.
[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
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Domino Vyse
Element Connective
160
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Posted - 2015.07.10 20:47:08 -
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Anslo wrote:I stole from myself you'll never catch me alive.
Please post with your main. |
Renegade Heart
Micro N2
433
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Posted - 2015.07.10 21:00:12 -
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Given his history and army of alts I do not doubt that Anslo may have struck again.
Verdict: GUILTY! |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
22220
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Posted - 2015.07.10 21:08:08 -
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Anslo wrote:I stole from myself you'll never catch me alive.
Meg.... who let you back in the house?
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
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Paranoid Loyd
6172
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Posted - 2015.07.10 21:11:09 -
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Domino Vyse wrote:Anslo wrote:I stole from myself you'll never catch me alive. Please post with your main.
Nitshe hasn't posted since Leto pointed out he was the true thief.
"Gankers are just other players, not supernatural monsters who will get you if you don't follow some arbitrary superstition. Haul responsibly and without irrational fear." Masao Kurata
Fix the Prospect!!!
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Leto Thule
Origin.
Black Legion.
3094
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Posted - 2015.07.10 22:27:12 -
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The Inquisition recognizes the legitimate claim made against the tear-factory known as Anslo.
Please present your evidence, OP, so that we may gloss over it before levieing sanctions.
Anslo, if you have any tear filled statements you wish to make in your defense, please be quick about it so we can tell you to shut up.
Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
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Noragen Neirfallas
Dedicated and Dangerous
The Marmite Collective
1269
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Posted - 2015.07.11 00:11:30 -
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Clearly the Court is not needed here. Carry on
Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Forum BFFL of Mo
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Anslo
Scope Works
31998
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Posted - 2015.07.11 00:35:19 -
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Leto Thule wrote:The Inquisition recognizes the legitimate claim made against the tear-factory known as Anslo.
Please present your evidence, OP, so that we may gloss over it before levieing sanctions.
Anslo, if you have any tear filled statements you wish to make in your defense, please be quick about it so we can tell you to shut up.
How's it feel being the shittiest legion in the game xd
[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
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Leto Thule
Origin.
Black Legion.
3099
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Posted - 2015.07.11 00:38:01 -
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Anslo wrote:Leto Thule wrote:The Inquisition recognizes the legitimate claim made against the tear-factory known as Anslo.
Please present your evidence, OP, so that we may gloss over it before levieing sanctions.
Anslo, if you have any tear filled statements you wish to make in your defense, please be quick about it so we can tell you to shut up. How's it feel being the shittiest legion in the game xd
Yeah, we are pretty horrible. You should probably come prove it. Probably.
Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
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Anslo
Scope Works
31998
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Posted - 2015.07.11 02:10:00 -
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Leto Thule wrote:Anslo wrote:Leto Thule wrote:The Inquisition recognizes the legitimate claim made against the tear-factory known as Anslo.
Please present your evidence, OP, so that we may gloss over it before levieing sanctions.
Anslo, if you have any tear filled statements you wish to make in your defense, please be quick about it so we can tell you to shut up. How's it feel being the shittiest legion in the game xd Yeah, we are pretty horrible. You should probably come prove it. Probably.
We don't like slippery Pete's.
[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
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McChicken Combo HalfMayo
The Happy Meal
875
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Posted - 2015.07.11 02:20:03 -
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Just to clarify... OP is upset that Anslo stole his best pair of heels, right?
There are all our dominion
Gate camps: "Its like the lowsec watercooler, just with explosions and boose" - Ralph King-Griffin
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
22247
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Posted - 2015.07.11 02:34:33 -
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McChicken Combo HalfMayo wrote:Just to clarify... OP is upset that Anslo stole his best pair of heels, right?
Nope, just that Anslo wore them better.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
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Mike Adoulin
Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
1327
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Posted - 2015.07.11 03:03:20 -
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I am shocked, shocked I tell you, that Anslo, the former posterchild of Anti-Ganking, the White Knight of Hisec, the Arch-Nemesis of James 315 (all hail), would stoop to pretty larceny.
These are sad times, friends. Sad times indeed.
*gets popcorn ready and pours himself a frosty lager*
Everything in EVE is a trap.
And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)
You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.
Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
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Leto Thule
Origin.
Black Legion.
3104
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Posted - 2015.07.11 03:29:22 -
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Anslo wrote:Leto Thule wrote:Anslo wrote:Leto Thule wrote:The Inquisition recognizes the legitimate claim made against the tear-factory known as Anslo.
Please present your evidence, OP, so that we may gloss over it before levieing sanctions.
Anslo, if you have any tear filled statements you wish to make in your defense, please be quick about it so we can tell you to shut up. How's it feel being the shittiest legion in the game xd Yeah, we are pretty horrible. You should probably come prove it. Probably. We don't like slippery Pete's.
Ugh. Neither do I.
Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
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admiral root
Red Galaxy
2859
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Posted - 2015.07.11 04:44:55 -
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AnsLOL.
No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff
CODE. forum - everyone's welcome (no shiptoasters)
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Valkin Mordirc
1223
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Posted - 2015.07.11 05:03:05 -
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Okay so this has been bugging me for a bit.
Anslo.
FIX YOUR ******* SIG YOU **** FLINGING **** **** OF A ANEMIC MOTHERING WHORE.
#DeleteTheWeak
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Anslo
Scope Works
31999
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Posted - 2015.07.11 05:13:40 -
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No.
[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
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Valkin Mordirc
1223
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Posted - 2015.07.11 05:19:45 -
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Monster
#DeleteTheWeak
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BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Brawlers Inc.
1842
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Posted - 2015.07.11 08:41:03 -
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This is a crime that we can all be in awe of.
Founder of Violet Squadron, a small gang NPSI community! Mail me for more information.
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie's Space Mediation Service!
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Mizhir
Matari Exodus
The Camel Empire
74498
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Posted - 2015.07.11 12:32:14 -
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Confirming that Anslo stole my Epeen.
One Man Crew - Collective Solo PVP - Video is out!
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Freya Sertan
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
407
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Posted - 2015.07.11 15:59:49 -
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Pursuant to Intergalactic Space Law #4n5L0-I5-A-5Cru8, I hereby request that the Court of C&P officially keep this case open until the defendant can actually provide evidence that he is not, in fact, a talking can of peas.
I provide the following evidence in my defense
-Anslo is bad; peas are bad
-Anslo provides entertainment at a cost of intelligence; peas are bad
-Anslo refuses to give up when the odds are clearly not in his favor; peas again, are bad
-Anslo has all appearances of a boiled monkey; peas, forever, will be bad
I rest my defense.
New Eden isn't nice. It isn't friendly. It isn't very hospitiable. Good thing there are people here to shoot in the face.
Want to make New Eden a nice place? Try this out.
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Domino Vyse
Element Connective
176
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Posted - 2015.07.11 16:04:49 -
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I'm with the pea lady on this. |
Noragen Neirfallas
Dedicated and Dangerous
The Marmite Collective
1275
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Posted - 2015.07.11 22:37:45 -
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The Court doesn't get involved in troll threads. It's for serious business only
Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Forum BFFL of Mo
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Tengu Grib
Black Hydra Consortium.
CODE.
1273
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:18:04 -
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Freya Sertan wrote:Pursuant to Intergalactic Space Law #4n5L0-I5-A-5Cru8, I hereby request that the Court of C&P officially keep this case open until the defendant can actually provide evidence that he is not, in fact, a talking can of peas.
I provide the following evidence in my defense
-Anslo is bad; peas are bad
-Anslo provides entertainment at a cost of intelligence; peas are bad
-Anslo refuses to give up when the odds are clearly not in his favor; peas again, are bad
-Anslo has all appearances of a boiled monkey; peas, forever, will be bad
I rest my defense.
Your argument is very persuasive. I am convinced. Anslo must in fact be a talking can of peas. The evidence is strong. I wouldn't go as far as saying it's irrefutable, but it's certainly strong. |
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
The Scope
Gallente Federation
1853
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Posted - 2015.07.16 06:28:13 -
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Hm, I don't know. I rather like peas. I'm still undecided on Anslo though. 
Founder of Violet Squadron, a small gang NPSI community! Mail me for more information.
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie's Space Mediation Service!
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Gritz1
Ice Fire Warriors
Snuffed Out
231
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Posted - 2015.07.16 09:05:48 -
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I support this service and/or product. |
GordonO
Caldari Provisions
139
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Posted - 2015.07.16 19:24:01 -
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Freya Sertan wrote:Pursuant to Intergalactic Space Law #4n5L0-I5-A-5Cru8, I hereby request that the Court of C&P officially keep this case open until the defendant can actually provide evidence that he is not, in fact, a talking can of peas.
I provide the following evidence in my defense
-Anslo is bad; peas are bad
-Anslo provides entertainment at a cost of intelligence; peas are bad
-Anslo refuses to give up when the odds are clearly not in his favor; peas again, are bad
-Anslo has all appearances of a boiled monkey; peas, forever, will be bad
I rest my defense.
Peas are not so bad if you mix them with honey...
-They taste better
-They stick together and stop rolling of the fork
I side with no one.. but I like peas and thought you should know
... What next ??
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Anslo
Scope Works
32024
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Posted - 2015.07.16 21:44:05 -
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Peas. Honey. What kind of monster are you?
[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
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GordonO
Caldari Provisions
139
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Posted - 2015.07.16 22:00:27 -
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Anslo wrote:Peas. Honey. What kind of monster are you?
one who..
eats his peas with honey;
has done it all his life.
It makes the peas taste funny,
But it keeps them on the fork.
... What next ??
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Freya Sertan
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
510
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Posted - 2015.07.16 22:20:04 -
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GordonO wrote:Anslo wrote:Peas. Honey. What kind of monster are you? one who.. eats his peas with honey; has done it all his life. It makes the peas taste funny, But it keeps them on the fork.
It's called a spoon, bro.
New Eden isn't nice. It isn't friendly. It isn't very hospitiable. Good thing there are people here to shoot in the face.
Want to make New Eden a nice place? Try this out.
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GordonO
Caldari Provisions
139
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Posted - 2015.07.16 22:26:21 -
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Freya Sertan wrote:GordonO wrote:Anslo wrote:Peas. Honey. What kind of monster are you? one who.. eats his peas with honey; has done it all his life. It makes the peas taste funny, But it keeps them on the fork. It's called a spoon, bro.
two hands, one has a knife in it the other has a fork.. how would you hold a spoon ???
... What next ??
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Tengu Grib
Black Hydra Consortium.
CODE.
1276
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Posted - 2015.07.16 22:27:52 -
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GordonO wrote:Freya Sertan wrote:GordonO wrote:Anslo wrote:Peas. Honey. What kind of monster are you? one who.. eats his peas with honey; has done it all his life. It makes the peas taste funny, But it keeps them on the fork. It's called a spoon, bro. two hands, one has a knife in it the other has a fork.. how would you hold a spoon ???
By growing a third arm obviously. |
Freya Sertan
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
510
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Posted - 2015.07.16 22:36:57 -
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GordonO wrote:Freya Sertan wrote:GordonO wrote:Anslo wrote:Peas. Honey. What kind of monster are you? one who.. eats his peas with honey; has done it all his life. It makes the peas taste funny, But it keeps them on the fork. It's called a spoon, bro. two hands, one has a knife in it the other has a fork.. how would you hold a spoon ???
I'm afraid I don't even know where to begin.
New Eden isn't nice. It isn't friendly. It isn't very hospitiable. Good thing there are people here to shoot in the face.
Want to make New Eden a nice place? Try this out.
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GordonO
Caldari Provisions
139
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Posted - 2015.07.16 22:46:03 -
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Freya Sertan wrote:
It's called a spoon, bro.
two hands, one has a knife in it the other has a fork.. how would you hold a spoon ???
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I'm afraid I don't even know where to begin.[/quote]
Tengu Grib wrote:
By growing a third arm obviously.
... What next ??
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Freya Sertan
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
510
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Posted - 2015.07.16 23:51:34 -
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Start with this, then do this.
"I aint puttin' down mah fork!!! ...'merica"
New Eden isn't nice. It isn't friendly. It isn't very hospitiable. Good thing there are people here to shoot in the face.
Want to make New Eden a nice place? Try this out.
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Anyanka Funk
Jacklight Corporation
139
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Posted - 2015.07.17 13:04:25 -
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Eating peas |
Elenahina
Agony Unleashed
Agony Empire
858
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Posted - 2015.07.17 14:34:32 -
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GordonO wrote:Freya Sertan wrote:GordonO wrote:Anslo wrote:Peas. Honey. What kind of monster are you? one who.. eats his peas with honey; has done it all his life. It makes the peas taste funny, But it keeps them on the fork. It's called a spoon, bro. two hands, one has a knife in it the other has a fork.. how would you hold a spoon ???
Switch to a spork. For the sake of diversity.
Agony Unleashed is Recruiting - Small Gang PvP in Null Sec
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Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
2860
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Posted - 2015.07.17 15:14:56 -
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Anslo wrote:Leto Thule wrote:The Inquisition recognizes the legitimate claim made against the tear-factory known as Anslo.
Please present your evidence, OP, so that we may gloss over it before levieing sanctions.
Anslo, if you have any tear filled statements you wish to make in your defense, please be quick about it so we can tell you to shut up. How's it feel being the shittiest legion in the game xd
You don't know about my asb legion I take it. |
Daerrol
Krieger Industries Inc.
Phoebe Freeport Republic
195
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Posted - 2015.07.24 05:34:22 -
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No word of lie, Anslo's avatar is extremely sexy. I vote innocent for this and this reason only.
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Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
1180
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Posted - 2015.07.25 10:23:18 -
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With any luck this devious criminal will be swiftly apprehended by the long arm of the law and brought to justice to retribute for these heinous crimes.
Concord Approved Trader
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