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Sinnbad Mayhem
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Posted - 2006.12.06 04:31:00 -
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I am giving away stuff to new players. Send me a funny joke and I will send you a free gift or two.
In addition, if you need help with setups or gameplay, feel free to contact me. I was once a noob and know how hard this game can be.
With love
S&M |
Sakura Nihil
Tabula Rasa Systems
The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2006.12.06 04:53:00 -
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I'll do this as we get closer to Christmas  , I'm busy this week  .
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Malik Cygnus
Prize Fighting Goats
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Posted - 2006.12.06 06:40:00 -
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Define "new player."
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Atreyu Niain
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Posted - 2006.12.06 10:31:00 -
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 Originally by: Sinnbad Mayhem
With love
S&M
Its this bit here that makes me qeustion your motives! 
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Caleb Paine
ISS Navy Task Force
Interstellar Starbase Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.12.06 10:32:00 -
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Might be a future MGRL member who still has to come out of the closet...
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ISS Navy Task Force; Protecting your interest. |
Okapir II
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Posted - 2006.12.06 11:42:00 -
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Man goes into a library and asks for a portion of fish and chips at the counter?
The guy at the counter says... 'excuse me this is a library'.
Man whispers... 'Oh! sorry, can I have a portion of fish and chips please?'
Only clean joke I know, my apologies. Thought I'd share it with everyone as well.
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Draegis Frost
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Posted - 2006.12.06 12:43:00 -
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In the christmas spirit:
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something "Christmassy" to show they remember the holiday, or off to hell they go.
The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in.
The second man presents a candy cane, so he too is allowed in.
The third man pulls out a pair of panties. Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent Christmas?"
The man responded, "They're Carol's."
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Sex, drugs and clearing rogue drone complexes in a drake, that's what the 21st century is all about! |
Staran
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Posted - 2006.12.06 21:04:00 -
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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He didnt have the guts!
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JeanClaude DuSoir
Gallente
Anqara Industries
Serenus Letum
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Posted - 2006.12.06 21:07:00 -
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Why is Santa so jolly?
He knows where all of the naughty girls live.
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~~~~~ STOLEN QUOTE ~~~~~
Originally by: Agent Li
In RealLife, "agents" are called "wives".
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EffBee Primus
Caldari
DCS Ltd
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Posted - 2006.12.06 21:25:00 -
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Did you hear about the short sighted circumciser - he got the sack!
A Burglary was committed at Manchester's city's ground.The entire contents of the trophy room were taken. Police are looking for a man with a pale blue carpet.
When does Michael Jackson know its bedtime? When the big hand touches the little hand.
How do you kill an entire circus at once? Go for the Jugguler.
Proud to be a CareBear |
bladechaser
Caldari
FUBAR INDUSTRIES
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Posted - 2006.12.07 13:19:00 -
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses he doesnt seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed the other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services
he gasps my friend is dead what can i do the operator says calm down i can help first lets make sure hes dead there is a pause....then a gunshot is heard the guys comes back on the phone and says "ok hes dead now what"
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Gahjek
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Posted - 2006.12.07 13:31:00 -
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man say's to his wife
"i bet you cant say something nice and something bad in the the same sentence"
wife replies
"you've got a bigger***** than your brother"
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Shadowed Arashi
Caldari
The Phoenix Rising
Distant Star Alliance
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Posted - 2006.12.07 13:55:00 -
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Originally by: Gahjek
man say's to his wife
"i bet you cant say something nice and something bad in the the same sentence"
wife replies
"you've got a bigger***** than your brother"
OUCH!!! I would never want to hear that LOL here is a joke and no offense to anyone on this.
what is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?
One Less Drunk....
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Bloodburn
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Posted - 2006.12.07 15:19:00 -
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I am a new player returning to the game.
I left the game last year when I finally saved up enough money to buy a mining barge, only to have it blown up when I left the spaceport...weeks of time wasted...
But I am back now, and ready to endure the hardships again..
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