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Bach
Caldari Tyrell Corp
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Posted - 2006.12.07 05:28:00 -
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"Goon Swarm has declared war on The Tyrell Corporation."
We accept this award and would like to give thanks to all those who made this possible.
We thank each and every RAGOON pilot who sacreficed his ship and/or pod in the battles that lead up to Tyrell being awarded this honor.
Good fights and we look forward to many more. <salutes honored opponents>
Bach (TYC Corp, pilot)
TYC RAGOON Campaign Battle Cry......Got Milk?
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Proteuz
Tyrell Corp
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Posted - 2006.12.07 05:31:00 -
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Edited by: Proteuz on 07/12/2006 05:33:38
As one mighty war general once said: " Stick's and stones, sticks and stones baby "
Now, they can take away my ammo, but i have more.. ^^
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No more rum ?
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WickedMan1337
Caldari Tyrell Corp
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Posted - 2006.12.07 05:35:00 -
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./me looks forward to a fine war with the goons.
See you in empire...
Not.... There is no rest for the wicked! |

hass
Tyrell Corp
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Posted - 2006.12.07 05:37:00 -
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Got bug spray ?
-hass
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Plutoinum
German Cyberdome Corp Veritas Immortalis
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Posted - 2006.12.07 05:52:00 -
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Edited by: Plutoinum on 07/12/2006 06:01:11
Rofl. I feel with you. Tyrell, you are doomed ! 
/edit This wardec seems so:
Goons: Tyrell Corp, even after you left -V-, we follow you to the end of the world, you can't get away ! Tyrell: Uhm, but we aren't going anywhere.
Hrhr, quite funny.
CTD/con-loss vs. log-out. A proposal for a fix. |

Scragg
Caldari Tyrell Corp
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Posted - 2006.12.07 06:30:00 -
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Scragg, his most exquisite and Eternal Emperor of Curse has issued the following decree:
The Goon Swarm for their unspeakable and silly acts against all peace loving members of the Tyrell Corporation shall meet the followings demands. Failure to comply completely and promptly shall result in Tyrell Forces taunting the Goons yet a second time and they shall be relieved of countless numbers of ships.
The Goonswarm Alliance shall remove the letter G from their name and henceforth shall be refereed to as the Oonswarm.
The Ooonswarm Alliance shall supply to the Tyrell Corporation with 100,000 units of spirits. Oh.. and not that cheap IAC produced crap. We want the real stuff produced by only the finest Galente Virgins.
The Ooonswarm shall establish the Tyrell Widows and Orphans fund by placing 10 Billion isk on account with the fist national Caldari state bank. 5 billion of said funds shall be distributed to new capsule pilots at random in Rens and Jita along with a ôGot Milk?ö bumper sticker which shall be displayed proudly on their noob ships.
One planetary vehicle shall be placed on escrow for his majesty. A shiny red one with chrome wheels, a convertible top, fuzzy red dice, and a chain steering wheel. In 6.5 Inch gold letting it shall be named "The Love Machine"
All Ooonswarm members shall remove the Ctrl and Q keys from their computer keyboards.
All Ooonswarm members shall rename their ships to WeLoveWwhisper for the period of thirty days.
As his word is spoken it is commanded.
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Space Hog
NEW DAWN CO Fuzzy Nut Attack Squirrels
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Posted - 2006.12.07 06:49:00 -
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Oh OH, Add a "Shrubbery" to the list. I keep looking for one. But it seems no one has one. Not to tall of one and not to short. And not all dryed up. Caution
Visit Nuts |

ArcticFox
Dirty Deeds Corp. Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2006.12.07 06:51:00 -
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Edited by: ArcticFox on 07/12/2006 06:51:10
Originally by: Scragg Scragg, his most exquisite and Eternal Emperor of Curse has issued the following decree:
The Goon Swarm for their unspeakable and silly acts against all peace loving members of the Tyrell Corporation shall meet the followings demands. Failure to comply completely and promptly shall result in Tyrell Forces taunting the Goons yet a second time and they shall be relieved of countless numbers of ships.
The Goonswarm Alliance shall remove the letter G from their name and henceforth shall be refereed to as the Oonswarm.
The Ooonswarm Alliance shall supply to the Tyrell Corporation with 100,000 units of spirits. Oh.. and not that cheap IAC produced crap. We want the real stuff produced by only the finest Galente Virgins.
The Ooonswarm shall establish the Tyrell Widows and Orphans fund by placing 10 Billion isk on account with the fist national Caldari state bank. 5 billion of said funds shall be distributed to new capsule pilots at random in Rens and Jita along with a ôGot Milk?ö bumper sticker which shall be displayed proudly on their noob ships.
One planetary vehicle shall be placed on escrow for his majesty. A shiny red one with chrome wheels, a convertible top, fuzzy red dice, and a chain steering wheel. In 6.5 Inch gold letting it shall be named "The Love Machine"
All Ooonswarm members shall remove the Ctrl and Q keys from their computer keyboards.
All Ooonswarm members shall rename their ships to WeLoveWwhisper for the period of thirty days.
As his word is spoken it is commanded.
I thoroughly endorse this product and/or service. -------------------------- There is only one +6 sword of WTFPWN in Eve, and only the lag is allowed to equip it. |

Murukan
Minmatar The Priory Shroud Of Darkness
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Posted - 2006.12.07 07:33:00 -
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fail more alliances please
Manlove by Zaphod Jones
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Jonathan Peterbilt
Caldari Tyrell Corp
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Posted - 2006.12.07 08:26:00 -
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Edited by: Jonathan Peterbilt on 07/12/2006 08:33:53 Edited by: Jonathan Peterbilt on 07/12/2006 08:30:15 Got Milk?
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Hey You
Constructive Influence
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Posted - 2006.12.07 09:25:00 -
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Originally by: Bach "Goon Swarm has declared war on The Tyrell Corporation."
We accept this award and would like to give thanks to all those who made this possible.
We thank each and every RAGOON pilot who sacreficed his ship and/or pod in the battles that lead up to Tyrell being awarded this honor.
you feel honored by Goonies war declaring you? Give me some of that schite you are using man
To fall in love and fall in debt To alcohol and cigarettes and Mary Jane To keep me insane and doing someone else's cocain |

Sean Dillon
Caldari Privateers
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Posted - 2006.12.07 09:52:00 -
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The goons tend to blob in rens, everywhere elst they are easy gankings.
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Taurequis
Waylander 01
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Posted - 2006.12.07 10:52:00 -
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A big Hi and o7 to all those lovely Tyrell people.
Best Regards,
Taurequis
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Bacilius
The Tidemark Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2006.12.07 13:00:00 -
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Originally by: Sean Dillon Tyrell tends to blob in forums, everywhere else they are easy gankings.
Fixed. 
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Bach
Caldari Tyrell Corp
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Posted - 2006.12.07 13:05:00 -
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Originally by: Scragg Scragg, his most exquisite and Eternal Emperor of Curse has issued the following decree:
The Goon Swarm for their unspeakable and silly acts against all peace loving members of the Tyrell Corporation shall meet the followings demands. Failure to comply completely and promptly shall result in Tyrell Forces taunting the Goons yet a second time and they shall be relieved of countless numbers of ships.
The Goonswarm Alliance shall remove the letter G from their name and henceforth shall be refereed to as the Oonswarm.
The Ooonswarm Alliance shall supply to the Tyrell Corporation with 100,000 units of spirits. Oh.. and not that cheap IAC produced crap. We want the real stuff produced by only the finest Galente Virgins.
The Ooonswarm shall establish the Tyrell Widows and Orphans fund by placing 10 Billion isk on account with the fist national Caldari state bank. 5 billion of said funds shall be distributed to new capsule pilots at random in Rens and Jita along with a ôGot Milk?ö bumper sticker which shall be displayed proudly on their noob ships.
One planetary vehicle shall be placed on escrow for his majesty. A shiny red one with chrome wheels, a convertible top, fuzzy red dice, and a chain steering wheel. In 6.5 Inch gold letting it shall be named "The Love Machine"
All Ooonswarm members shall remove the Ctrl and Q keys from their computer keyboards.
All Ooonswarm members shall rename their ships to WeLoveWwhisper for the period of thirty days.
As his word is spoken it is commanded.
    
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Bach
Caldari Tyrell Corp
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Posted - 2006.12.07 13:11:00 -
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Originally by: Bacilius
Originally by: Sean Dillon Tyrell tends to blob in forums, everywhere else they are easy gankings.
Fixed. 
IAC kill ratio >40:1 and going strong. 
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Dalieus Dakarn
Caldari Diligent Souls
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Posted - 2006.12.07 13:20:00 -
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Originally by: Scragg One planetary vehicle shall be placed on escrow for his majesty. A shiny red one with chrome wheels, a convertible top, fuzzy red dice, and a chain steering wheel. In 6.5 Inch gold letting it shall be named "The Love Machine"
Chorus: I'm just a love machine And I won't work for nobody but you, I'm just a love machine, A huggin', kissin' fiend.
I think it's high time you knew, Whenever I think of you, My mind blows a fuse. When I look in you eyes, My meter starts to rise, and I become confused. My voltage regulator cools, When I'm sitting next to you, Electricity starts to flow, And my indicator starts to glow - wooo
Chorus
Na, na na na na, na na na na, woo-woo-wooo Na, na na na na, na na na na, na naaah
Chorus
I'm gentle as a lamb, I'm not that hard to program, There's no way that you can lose, My chassis fits like a glove, I've got a button for love, That you have got-to-use. If you look into my file, I am sure you can find out how, To turn me on just set my dial, And let me love you for a little while - ooh
Chorus
Na, na na na na, na na na na, woo-woo-wooo Na, na na na na, na na na na, na naaah
I'm just a love machine And I won't work for nobody but you. I'm just a love machine A huggin' kissin' fiend.
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Crovan
Eternity INC. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.12.07 13:36:00 -
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Nice...but if we form gangs with you, my brain will probably start leaking out of my ears...just fair warning as I don't want to get any on someone's carpet.
Originally by: Seleene
Client - "You smash them." MC - "Ooooh! Good! Like to smash!"
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Seleene
Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.12.07 13:39:00 -
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Originally by: Scragg I am insane and like to shoot things.
Are you sure you weren't in FRICK at sometime??    -
Oz's Tourney Betting Pool |

Wwhisper
Gallente Tyrell Corp
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Posted - 2006.12.07 13:53:00 -
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Does this mean the Oonswarm are going to stop attacking me with haulers and start using warship. You wouldn't believe the number of times I've had to defend myself from haulers. The Oons should be brought up on charges of "Crimes against humanity."
All I do is sit back in the system drinking heavely, minding my own buisness when suddenly - WHAM, a hauler jumps in and starts throwing cargo expanders at me - AND those things hurt. I've had to kill over 120 haulers in the last month. FOR THE LOVE OF HUMANITY, STOP THE MADNESS.
------------------------------- Tactical Smack-Talker I've taken my pills today, have you? |

Grimpak
Gallente Celestial Horizon Corp. Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.12.07 14:02:00 -
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Originally by: Scragg Scragg, his most exquisite and Eternal Emperor of Curse has issued the following decree:
The Goon Swarm for their unspeakable and silly acts against all peace loving members of the Tyrell Corporation shall meet the followings demands. Failure to comply completely and promptly shall result in Tyrell Forces taunting the Goons yet a second time and they shall be relieved of countless numbers of ships.
The Goonswarm Alliance shall remove the letter G from their name and henceforth shall be refereed to as the Oonswarm.
The Ooonswarm Alliance shall supply to the Tyrell Corporation with 100,000 units of spirits. Oh.. and not that cheap IAC produced crap. We want the real stuff produced by only the finest Galente Virgins.
The Ooonswarm shall establish the Tyrell Widows and Orphans fund by placing 10 Billion isk on account with the fist national Caldari state bank. 5 billion of said funds shall be distributed to new capsule pilots at random in Rens and Jita along with a ôGot Milk?ö bumper sticker which shall be displayed proudly on their noob ships.
One planetary vehicle shall be placed on escrow for his majesty. A shiny red one with chrome wheels, a convertible top, fuzzy red dice, and a chain steering wheel. In 6.5 Inch gold letting it shall be named "The Love Machine"
All Ooonswarm members shall remove the Ctrl and Q keys from their computer keyboards.
All Ooonswarm members shall rename their ships to WeLoveWwhisper for the period of thirty days.
As his word is spoken it is commanded.
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Originally by: Tiuwaz for caldari perception weapons that hit up to 100km are short range weapons 
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Yucali
Candy Hearts
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Posted - 2006.12.07 14:14:00 -
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Originally by: Sean Dillon The goons tend to blob in rens, everywhere elst they are easy gankings.
rens? I thought that Vindicator your corp lost to the goonies was in kisogo   
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Bellus Solteuer
Caldari Tyrell Corp
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Posted - 2006.12.07 14:27:00 -
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Linkage
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Space Hog
NEW DAWN CO Fuzzy Nut Attack Squirrels
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Posted - 2006.12.07 15:27:00 -
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/me continues to look for the "Shrubbery"
Nuts have painted their NUTS GOLD!
They are all our and we will share them only with the Knights of NEa Caution
Visit Nuts |

Kristoffer
Amarr Blackguard Brigade
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Posted - 2006.12.07 17:45:00 -
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Good luck Tyrell. 
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Bo Billings
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Posted - 2006.12.07 17:57:00 -
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Edited by: Bo Billings on 07/12/2006 17:58:18 I am a peace loving member of the Tyrell Corporation... ....<sniffle>...and its true. I was a victim of Oonswarm abuse!
It happened late one day as I was making my last delivery run to Ambrosia Prime. I had no intention other than delivering my harmless cargo. A shiney red convertible planatary vehicle complete with fuzzy dice, a chain link steering wheel and Titanium carbonite detailing. It was rumored to be a gift for Chowdown (LV).
Anyway, as I approached to dock in the station. After properly getting clearance and waiting my turn. I was beset upon by Oonswarm thugs bent on my destruction. I heard one say in local "Careful he has a knife!" and so they waited for reinforcements. But once they were 30 strong they destroyed my trusty Bestower hauler. I barely got away in my pod. <cries> ooh the memories.....
But there will be revenge I say! 
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Plutoinum
German Cyberdome Corp Veritas Immortalis
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Posted - 2006.12.07 18:01:00 -
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Edited by: Plutoinum on 07/12/2006 18:04:46
Originally by: Space Hog /me continues to look for the "Shrubbery"
Nuts have painted their NUTS GOLD!
Link doesn't work for me, although I'm not 100% sure if I want to see your gold-painted nuts and I'm also not quite sure why anyone would do such a thing. 
CTD/con-loss vs. log-out. A proposal for a fix. |

Bared Bel'Medalt
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Posted - 2006.12.07 20:11:00 -
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Go TYC... Go Red Sox... Go Brancos...
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cruxix
Caldari M. Corp Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2006.12.07 20:47:00 -
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Go BANNANA!
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Zhaine
B e l l u m
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Posted - 2006.12.07 21:55:00 -
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So how come Tyrell left -V-? (not smack just a question, sorry if I missed the post been away from the forums for a few days) - - - - - - - - - -
"PERGITE DEGUSTATE FORMOSUM BELLUM"
Forward to taste the beautiful war. . . |
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