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Pychian Vanervi
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Posted - 2003.11.21 14:18:00 -
[151]
adding more stupid lines....
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It's all about the fortune and glory, fortune and glory!
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Denathis Arabar
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Posted - 2003.11.21 14:19:00 -
[152]
Even though there seems
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Nightwing
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Posted - 2003.11.21 14:40:00 -
[153]
no Point to EVE.
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Drethen Nerevitas
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Posted - 2003.11.21 14:42:00 -
[154]
The thread seemed to
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IMPORTANT: Devs (and players) please take notice.
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EvilEric
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Posted - 2003.11.21 14:53:00 -
[155]
go on and on
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Jebidus Skari
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Posted - 2003.11.21 14:58:00 -
[156]
and on and on
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Drethen Nerevitas
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Posted - 2003.11.21 15:34:00 -
[157]
and on and on
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IMPORTANT: Devs (and players) please take notice.
1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. |
Lliad
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Posted - 2003.11.21 15:40:00 -
[158]
and then a mod..
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.11.21 15:58:00 -
[159]
missed his date to |
Pychian Vanervi
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Posted - 2003.11.21 16:24:00 -
[160]
watch, carebears the movie
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It's all about the fortune and glory, fortune and glory!
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Omber Zombie
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Posted - 2003.11.21 18:25:00 -
[161]
because he was busy
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"Remember people: Omber is the biggest evil ever created, DO NOT let it get to you!"
Waagaa Ktlehr, BDCI
I have a blog
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vyperpit
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Posted - 2003.11.21 18:25:00 -
[162]
helping save the roids
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Fair Fighting 
Quote stolen from Waagaa Ktlehr who borrowed it from ???
"If you end up in a fair fight, you planned it wrong." (Ehm yeah, or CCP ****ed with the scanner again..) |
Major Domani
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Posted - 2003.11.21 18:27:00 -
[163]
from the battleship hordes
Number of members in corp |
Tripoli
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Posted - 2003.11.21 18:31:00 -
[164]
Edited by: Tripoli on 21/11/2003 18:36:26
who were getting turned
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J3tt
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Posted - 2003.11.21 18:46:00 -
[165]
into scrap by the
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Can your pod outrun a cruise missle? |
Kahlee
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Posted - 2003.11.21 19:14:00 -
[166]
bisexual Curse Alliance members
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Omniwar:You know what people do in online games to other people they cant win? Flame. |
SlightlyMad
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Posted - 2003.11.21 20:02:00 -
[167]
But! They didn't expect
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-"You know, we play the "good guys" right? We kill pirates, griefers, retards and general subversive elements in the EVE-Community. To the rest, we are friendly and always prepared to help out. Peo |
Parallax 7D
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Posted - 2003.11.21 21:20:00 -
[168]
an actual content patch
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Marge: But, Mr. Ambassador, how are we going to get home?
Ambassador: Beats me. Try getting a job and earning some money. That's what *I* did. By the way, ambassador's taken.
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Admiral IceBlock
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Posted - 2003.11.21 21:29:00 -
[169]
with more battleship hordes
"We brake for nobody"
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Aethelgrin
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Posted - 2003.11.21 22:06:00 -
[170]
all ready to nerf
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Parallax 7D
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Posted - 2003.11.21 22:16:00 -
[171]
-gun Mr. T.
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Marge: But, Mr. Ambassador, how are we going to get home?
Ambassador: Beats me. Try getting a job and earning some money. That's what *I* did. By the way, ambassador's taken.
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Parallax 7D
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Posted - 2003.11.21 22:17:00 -
[172]
Edited by: Parallax 7D on 21/11/2003 22:25:01
Exiting the station I set my course for the asteroid field to hunt some npc rats, and bake a cake to give to your girlfriend who is a fat cow and likes Ryoko's cookies. So I self destructed to avoid giving my loot to the Amarr navy, unfortunately the invaders in the NVA spotted me first, but i had two mwd's, so i went zoom right into the middle of a nasty hairball. So i thought "Eww, what the heck is this? A space cat?" Locked on to fire, my Miner II, but it realised I was in the society for Improved Purification of the Human Foot, which I promptly ate.
The next day a nasty, smelly laser came screaming past my bloody stump, which looked like the end, but thankfully my new wooden replacement foot had great skill in kicking butt.
And so I went to kill some n00bs in Sarum Prime, but someone was there with a metallic replacement foot which he used to replace wooden stumpy, and adjust the very bad bad alignment of the (ooooooooooooooooh....my head hurts !!!!) counterbalanced weapon foot, and locked on with tachyons, but my bumm hurt because of last night with the defender missles and Jade Constantine's constant telling of foot jokes which no one likes because the smell of Mr Blade's chat show that is so terribly reminicant of flaky cheese. I awoke recloned, to look at an astonishing picture of Jash Illan, a lovely espresso maker draped around his erect girl guide bell tent airfix model of the sexy body of Viceroy who ate some humble pie.
I reached for my replacement foot stumps, they had strong power, and strong odour not unlike bellybutton lint which eminated from his cavaties with all the power of toxic waste, but ranted that furbears can't really find their weapon firing manual, or there weapons, but unfortunately his head exploded proving that too much has the same effect as cow tipping. What the hell are you smoking you crazy foot loving gallentian sex slave? Then the Gallentian slave decided it wasn't feet, it was the 'roids that he fancied. Scordite can be quickly taken and abused, but never taken before meals or protein delicacies which do not taste anything like chicken feet, but more like Caldari tonenails mixed with sun dried dingle berries.
And the following day he went to buy a big strap on expander for his small Homo Erectus. Who will really take offence when he get's round to fishing out the lumps. Then Tank CEO rubbed Viceroy's "peg-leg" while Viceroy disbanded his corp and joined Jericho Fraction all the while screaming "Podkill the carebears!" Then, Jade Constantine decided to give Viceroy a quick shine to your bald head, pat on the back, which, I am confused. "Why am I posting?" I said as I whipped my minmatar slavegirl into a walnut whirl. Mmm , thats nummy slavegirl.
Alas, my phone rang. It's ya grandma, she wants you to see what titans look like undocking from a smaller station, thats no moon! But I wanted to swap my ibis for reasons unknown to me, but know to the Jovian agent who licked the mindboggingly big implants that could only be used when I stuck it in the rear of my new Moa. 500 units of diary that leaked all over seemed rather a lot, considering only one cow had eaten the pizza, there were enormous amounts of ways of ending this thread. But instead its kept going because it was very funny. For some reason someone keeps adding more stupid lines even though there seems no point in EVE.
The thread seemed to go on and on and on and on and on and on, and then a mod missed his date to watch Carebears the Movie because he was busy helping save the roids from the battleship hordes who were getting turned into scrap by the bisexual Curse Alliance members, but! they didn't expect an actual content patch with more battleship hordes all ready to nerf-gun Mr. T.
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Marge: But, Mr. Ambassador, how are we going to get home?
Ambassador: Beats me. Try getting a job and earning some money. That's what *I* did. By the way, ambassador's taken.
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Hanns
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Posted - 2003.11.21 23:00:00 -
[173]
who flies an ibis
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.11.22 04:49:00 -
[174]
and who pities the |
wordy
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Posted - 2003.11.23 00:18:00 -
[175]
people flying around in....
"Hey, I am cool. My mum said so!" - Milhouse Van Houten
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.11.23 01:29:00 -
[176]
backseat of ***** shaped |
TekRa
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Posted - 2003.11.23 01:54:00 -
[177]
banana boats, on the
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Afrowax
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Posted - 2003.11.23 02:08:00 -
[178]
High time congo river |
Captain Massacre
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Posted - 2003.11.23 03:12:00 -
[179]
behind Jade Constantspins brothel
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Angst
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Posted - 2003.11.23 23:31:00 -
[180]
Then Father Christmas owned..
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(X.x)
gank -----Tihs iz gank bunneh. Employ at gates
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