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Bagrat Skalski
Poseidaon
8883
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Posted - 2015.08.28 07:08:57 -
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Falken Falcon wrote:I'm planning on buying a phoenix IbanezLaney wrote:Dumbest thing I ever did in eve was start a trial account in 2009 just to see what EVE was all about.
I even remember saying to myself - 'PAY MONTHLY TO PLAY A GAME!!! - NEVER!!!'
This, but 2011 for me. I was half forced/half curious to see what eve is about and i told my self i would not be playing after trial due to the monthly subscription that i was funamentally against and eve didn't seem that good anyways.. Then the trial ended  4-+ years later.. Are you me or am I you?

Good thing PLEX was relatively cheap those days.
Custom ship skins | Since 2014 | Character creator style "repaint" | Bring back the dream
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Daniela Doran
Ministry of War Amarr Empire
94
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Posted - 2015.08.28 07:52:20 -
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First was getting starting and enduring the learning curve of this game, because Diablo 3 was right around the corner which I never got into playing thanks to this game.
Second was losing 2 Bill in the markets within minutes after putting in an extra digit by mistake when I put in buy orders for 2 deadspace ENAMs.
Third was quitting Eve midway when I biomassed all 8 of my characters (except one) back in early 2013 because of what CCP did to the Hurricane and Drake.
Fourth was ignoring missile boats and training all turret based ships when I returned to eve in mid 2014.
Fifth was losing 12+ Bill iskies when I put in buy orders to buy the CA-3/CA-4 Implants at 600 mill each during eve's anniversary (I wasn't aware of this) and ended up with 34 of them only to witness the market plummet within 24 hours thanks to CCP childish prank. Luckily I'm very good at managing funds so I've recovered from this. |

Starbuck05
Scope Works
305
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Posted - 2015.08.28 09:01:45 -
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When i was still a newbie and i did not know who goonswarm was, also just got my first tengu for which i was super excited . I wanted to go to null sec with my tengu to make isk so naturaly was looking for a corp.
Said goons scammed me out of my tengu and several other assets pretending he will JF all of it to my "new goon home"
I am and was forever grrr goons afterwards
-á- I am the commanding officer , u should adress me as sir !
-á- But if i call u sir , what would i call your wife then ??
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Deck Cadelanne
CAStabouts
199
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Posted - 2015.08.28 09:09:39 -
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Dumb = started playing
Dumber = still playing
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional."
- Hunter S. Thompson
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Divine Entervention
Legion's Knights Of The Round Intrepid Crossing
603
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Posted - 2015.08.28 09:16:02 -
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Starbuck05 wrote:When i was still a newbie and i did not know who goonswarm was, also just got my first tengu for which i was super excited . I wanted to go to null sec with my tengu to make isk so naturaly was looking for a corp.
Said goons scammed me out of my tengu and several other assets pretending he will JF all of it to my "new goon home"
I am and was forever grrr goons afterwards
lol, you trust people |

Avvy
Republic University Minmatar Republic
120
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Posted - 2015.08.28 09:49:26 -
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Learned the industrial skill to level 1 |

La Rynx
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
372
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Posted - 2015.08.28 10:15:08 -
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Taking my Eyes from the monitor, cause i thought i am save...
Atomic Virulent : "You can't spell DOUCHE. without CODE."
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Siminuria
The Executives Executive Outcomes
0
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Posted - 2015.08.28 10:18:35 -
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1) Undocked a carrier from a kick out station in low sec without checking local. I thought I was just going to undock and cyno out. The 30 man fleet camping the station thought otherwise.
2) "Discovered" the new freeform contracts (essentially the only feature of eve ever created with no purpose other than as a scamming device) the hard way. |

Max Fubarticus
The Scope Gallente Federation
15
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Posted - 2015.08.28 10:34:05 -
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Dumb...
05 or 06 (?) got tired of the usual isk grinding. Used a "not much smarter than me" RMT service. CCP took all isk, assets, and temp banned for 2 weeks. CCP was very gracious and did not perma ban me. Lesson: Don't screw with the EULA or CCP.
and dumber...
war dec inactive corp, decide to kill POCO's, create warp in BM to enemy POCO's, warp Domi to BM and begin shooting, Concord taps me on shoulder and says "excuse me" (sirens in background, beee dooo beee doooo), Domi goes Pooof! Alt character that created BM... Whoops! wrong POCO, my bad |

Faenir Antollare
The Idiot Kings Get Off My Lawn
387
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Posted - 2015.08.28 10:46:51 -
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I hate to use the WoW clich+¬s .. but I did play it for a year or so before I ever clicked on the EvE icon.
RiP BooBoo
26/7/1971 - 23/7/2014
My Lady My Love My Life My Wife
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The Lobsters
Stay Frosty. A Band Apart.
189
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Posted - 2015.08.28 10:57:45 -
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Posted a whinethread about AFK gatecamping in Crime and Punishment after my shitfit sentinel got blapped by a pipebomb. They were very mean to me I had to hold my own d*ck in the end.
That man is the noblest creature may be inferred from the fact that no other creature has contested his claim.
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Starbuck05
Scope Works
306
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Posted - 2015.08.28 11:33:09 -
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Divine Entervention wrote:Starbuck05 wrote:When i was still a newbie and i did not know who goonswarm was, also just got my first tengu for which i was super excited . I wanted to go to null sec with my tengu to make isk so naturaly was looking for a corp.
Said goons scammed me out of my tengu and several other assets pretending he will JF all of it to my "new goon home"
I am and was forever grrr goons afterwards lol, you trust people
i know right ... i've learned that lesson then ... thats what happens when you're a noob ..
-á- I am the commanding officer , u should adress me as sir !
-á- But if i call u sir , what would i call your wife then ??
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Brutus Utama
Fusion Enterprises Ltd Phoenix Company Alliance
55
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Posted - 2015.08.28 11:58:24 -
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fire month or 2 in eve Bought Gila For PvE was moving back from amarr took a shortcut through low sec.... saw a claw on gate lock me up... locked him back started shooting... 2 T3's appeared... Dead Gila.... |

Lan Wang
V I R I I Ineluctable.
1402
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Posted - 2015.08.28 12:05:19 -
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bought a mining alt
took a vargur out drunk
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Fowler
Aliastra Gallente Federation
18
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Posted - 2015.08.28 12:14:51 -
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I once approched a Talos I had pointed. I didn't orbit.
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Rovinia
Exotic Dancers Union SONS of BANE
385
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Posted - 2015.08.28 12:56:11 -
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Autopiloted a Tengu from Jita to Stacmon for a short time to check my food in the kitchen... Well, my Gallente Standing is not that good. Who needs gankers anyway if the NPC's can do the job... |

Anne Dieu-le-veut
Natl Assn for the Advancement of Criminal People
233
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Posted - 2015.08.28 13:00:46 -
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Reading the F&I section of the forums |

Sovox
Eve Defence Force The Kadeshi
0
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Posted - 2015.08.28 13:02:50 -
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Pre Nullified interceptors, accidentally fitted a afterburner instead of MWD. Imagine my surprise trying to burn out of a bubble.  |

Gaellia Bonaventure
EVE University Ivy League
4434
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Posted - 2015.08.28 13:31:09 -
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dumbest thing?
I visited the General Discussion forums.
Bring your possibles.
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u3pog
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
667
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Posted - 2015.08.28 14:20:19 -
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Oh, you are not even close...good stories, but not even close to mine.
1.Back in '08 I was mining, but I got tired of running back and forth to the station, so I had this "genius" thought to mine in a T1 industrial ship, so I bought a Badger, fitted it with mining lasers and here comes the best part...I used smartbombs to defend myself from rats...So, mining in an industrial with smartbombs! Someone approached me and CONCORD said "Hello!"
No safety back then 
2.Trying to kill a Vexor in a Taranis, close range.
3. Attacking a POS with a Carrier...took 'em 40 minutes to find me and approach me with a Manticore...The rest is clear - I got "honored" by 2 titans and company...
4. Tried to manipulate all trade hubs at once by buying all available items (not buildable) from them. This one actually worked, I managed to get a spike in the price and sold my items for a few days, but it was soo risky and stupid idea...
5. Flying a freighter into Perimeter while at war...I actually forgot about this war, but I got a nice reminder 
And plenty more, but my number one is the dumbest thing I've done, even if didn't cost me much.
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Hir Miriel
Elves In Space
225
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Posted - 2015.08.28 15:43:58 -
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*mining*
*I wonder what that new NPC ship is doing*
*let's attack it with my light drones*
*suddenly shipless*
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Thinking inside Schrodinger's sandbox.
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Jenn aSide
Ascendent. Test Alliance Please Ignore
12260
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Posted - 2015.08.28 15:47:02 -
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Sovox wrote:Pre Nullified interceptors, accidentally fitted a afterburner instead of MWD. Imagine my surprise trying to burn out of a bubble. 
I put a 5mn MWD on a Cerberus instead of a 50 and wonder why in hell I was only going 200 m/s in a fight. The good thing Is I didn't die so there is no killmail to let people know of my mistake.
..Wait a minute, did I just tell people of the mistake I made that they would otherwise not know... Damn you internet.
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Kiandoshia
Applied Anarchy SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2357
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Posted - 2015.08.28 15:49:39 -
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La Rynx wrote:Taking my Eyes from the monitor, cause i thought i am save...
I always do that in LoL. I open the shop window half way through recalling and then booosh. Suddenly some fgt jungler comes along and I die =p |

Carebear Alternative
Forge Monster Inc.
13
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Posted - 2015.08.28 16:50:32 -
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Probly this back in the day. Before I was a bitter vet and said I would never come back to Eve so I bazaard my main.
http://eve-search.com/thread/1271078-0/page/1 |

Nalia White
Tencus
137
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Posted - 2015.08.28 17:03:50 -
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I always have a good laugh when the same people warp into my bubble trap again and again... i mean how stupid one must be...
one day i undocked, warped to my gate where i usualy camp, landed in a bubble i even saw a guy pull up 5 minutes ago and got danked :( |

Kennedy Lincoln
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
10
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Posted - 2015.08.28 18:21:45 -
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Replying to this thread.
I joke! I joke! |

Hengle Teron
Order In Disorder Virtus Crusade Protectorate
57109
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Posted - 2015.08.28 18:44:19 -
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Jenshae Chiroptera wrote:Undock That's what I come here to say. |

Lord Amaterasu
Carebears online
49
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Posted - 2015.08.28 21:59:23 -
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On my first trial I decided to run courier contracts for easy money. One day I had taken a contract with huge pay without looking at the destination. Cursing myself for this I decided take my cruiser and head to the destination in 0.0 (I didn't want bad reputation.) . When I reached low-sec, suprise suprise, a gatecamp. Losing my horribly fitted caracal was immediate. After I was transfered back to the station I looked at my killmail and realized that my packet had survived. As soon as possible I bought a new caracal and went to retrieve it. Of course I was killed immediately. Did I stop there? Nope, had to try six more. At this point I had lost all of my money. Realising what I had just done made me to biomass my character in shame.
It took me 3 months to come back and try again.
"You make your own hell."
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Joey Bags
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
34
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Posted - 2015.08.28 22:21:54 -
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JC'd with my +5 clone in the same station. Poof. Took my +5 into lowsec for faction warfare. I forgot to JC. Poof. Figured my bad a## blingy BS could take on two Cynibals. Maybe it might have had I not forgotten to turn on shield mods. Poof.
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friends nose.
Unless you podded them...and collected their corpse.
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Nicolai Serkanner
Jebediah Kerman's Junkyard and Spaceship Parts Co. Brave Collective
468
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Posted - 2015.08.28 22:22:41 -
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I am sure that the dumbest thing I can do is yet to come ... and that doesn't mean I haven't done very dumb things already but I am very able to outdo myself. |
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