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Yblarbo Janks
Caldari Veto.
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Posted - 2006.12.13 15:33:00 -
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Hello CCPanta.
* Pulls on Beard *
Looks real. Good.
Janks has 5 things to ask for this year, and seeing how he's been good, along with his fellow Vetoians, or as we like to call ourselves, Snugglebunnies (but only for the current month), it's clearly not too much to roll out a wish list for the upcoming Christmas season. Don't guffaw at Janks! Look, that blinking red rash is gone, now there's just a yellow stain, much like... well, let's not go there.
Ahem.
Item 1
Nothing says classy guy who likes to parteh' like a big honking pair of Fuzzy Dice. True, not all ships come with rear view mirros, so Janks just wants those that are made of spongy metal covered in radiation resistant fuzzy, connected with 50 meter cable that can be directly welded onto the ship. Janks may not be a smart man, but knows to weld them up front so that they don't fly back into the path of the engines and get burninated.
Item 2
Naked Lady Silhouette Space-Mud-Flaps. Janks would simply ask for regular spacedust flaps, but we both know that wholesome sexism is more tastefull. That, or a Cartoonish space bandito with pistols saying "BACK OFF!" Not only do these keep the space mud from flinging behind us and hurlting endlessly into the vacuum of space, unobstructed due to the lack of gravity only to be flung upon a hapless adventurer that will need to visit a filling station to use the community squeejee (which is normally useless), they also scream "VETO. LIKES WOMEN! HONEST!"
Item 3
Show your true colors, not by singing Cyndi Lauper, but by the use of Bumper Stickers. "If you can read this, turn on your tank" or "My other Ship is a Nyx" or "If the Thorax is a rocking don't come a knocking!" or even "I lost 10m3, you can to, ask me How!" would not only look totally smooth, but it would cover up that Scratch where Janks bumped many of ships off the gate before they aligned.
Item 4
Dingleberries are a little addition that add a lot of statement, and that statement is ... well, Janks doesn't know, but he does know it's something with a Latin Flair that makes it smooth. To clarify, Dingleberries are those little cloth balls that you hang along the Exterior of the ship, all the way around, to give it that Mexican Class that you can't find anywhere else.
Item 5
Smoke expelling Afterburners! Oh, how many of us have seen the hard work that others have gone through to spell out messages with cargo cans on the gates... and most of us rather not do such a thing because it's time consuming, and you expose yourself to attack all too often. So, why not give Janks a machine that lets him spell out a message! Now, even though that are nose-impared will know where Janks has been when they read in Amamake "Janks was here!"
Well, that's Janks's list for this year.
Janks is sure others have some things on their mind, and since your lap is nice and warmed up, he'll let others just try and come up with something that they deserve.
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kieron claus
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Posted - 2006.12.13 15:36:00 -
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I think Janks has not been a good boy. Perhaps it has something to do with the cigar he is lighting in his sig image. Ho, ho, ho, uhhhh, no.
kieron claus Holiday Spirit & Community Manager EVE Online, CCP Games |
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Waxau
Liberty Rogues
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Posted - 2006.12.13 15:38:00 -
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Edited by: Waxau on 13/12/2006 15:37:47 Rofl - 2nd in a veto/Kieron claus thread!
Btw - i want a pony
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Serendipity007
Caldari X.T.R Freelancer Alliance
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Posted - 2006.12.13 15:41:00 -
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ROFLLMAO!
All I want for Christmas is a Nyx.... ___________________________________________________ "I'm an engineer, not a miracle worker!" - Scotty, Star Trek: The Original Series |
CaptainSeafort
Gallente Through the Looking Glass
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Posted - 2006.12.13 15:46:00 -
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kieron claus, ISD holiday services, and furry radiation proof dice - WHAT COULD BE BETTER?
"Planets and moons no longer hitch rides on player ships. Their towel privileges have been revoked." HHGG Lives on in EVE! |
FireFoxx80
Caldari E X O D U S Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2006.12.13 15:47:00 -
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I'd be happy with some Veldspar and some Exotic Dancers.
What I do the rest of the time - Vote for a Jita bypass! |
Waxau
Liberty Rogues
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Posted - 2006.12.13 15:47:00 -
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Eris being Mrs Kieron Claus?
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Mogubu
League of Gentlemen O X I D E
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Posted - 2006.12.13 15:50:00 -
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Peace on eart.... ermm.. in the known eve-universe?
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Buy mjolnir javelins or rage infernos? Eve-mail me! |
Matrix Aran
Legio Immortalis
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Posted - 2006.12.13 15:55:00 -
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Eris as Ms. Kieron Claus gets my vote. ----
Originally by: Oveur on rigs Sure, np, it's only like ... the 6th time I say this here
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wystler
Forum Moderator Interstellar Services Department
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Posted - 2006.12.13 15:56:00 -
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Dear CCPanta,
I've been a really good moderator, and I think I deserve an all expenses paid holiday to my local Pleasure Hub, where I would drink and drink and drink and have a fantastic time.
Please fulfil a good little moderator's christmas wish?
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Sehc
Minmatar Republic Military School
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Posted - 2006.12.13 15:59:00 -
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Edited by: Sehc on 13/12/2006 16:03:01
Originally by: wystler Dear CCPanta,
I've been a really good moderator, and I think I deserve an all expenses paid holiday to my local Pleasure Hub, where I would drink and drink and drink and have a fantastic time.
Please fulfil a good little moderator's christmas wish?
DENIED
lol ^^ Couldn't resist.
P.S. Im Going away on Holiday to see my cousins in South Africa.
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franny
Phoenix Knights
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Posted - 2006.12.13 16:01:00 -
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Originally by: Yblarbo Janks Item 2
Naked Lady Silhouette Space-Mud-Flaps. Janks would simply ask for regular spacedust flaps, but we both know that wholesome sexism is more tastefull.
can I get them in the style of the save a horse ride a cowgirl ones? updated to something more Eve-ish of course
CEO - PKKP Recruitment |
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Kreul Intentions
Forum Moderator Interstellar Services Department
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Posted - 2006.12.13 16:03:00 -
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Dear CCPanta,
I have followed all of my orders to the letter. Can you see if you have a nice Abaddon, with all officer named modules in your bag for me this year.
Thank you.
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Tachy
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Posted - 2006.12.13 16:05:00 -
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Edited by: Tachy on 13/12/2006 16:06:42
Originally by: Waxau Eris being Mrs Kieron Claus?
No, I don't think so. But I know more than some others - unless certain things changed. But I'd be very surprized.
Racing stripes for my Mastodon, or a little tree with methane ice covering the branches ... --*=*=*--
The cause for this is not yet known, but we do have a possible fix in testing. by Sharkbait | 2006.09.20 |
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Huitzilopochtli Tlaloc
Forum Moderator Interstellar Services Department
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Posted - 2006.12.13 16:07:00 -
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Originally by: wystler Dear CCPanta,
I've been a really good moderator, and I think I deserve an all expenses paid holiday to my local Pleasure Hub, where I would drink and drink and drink and have a fantastic time.
Please fulfil a good little moderator's christmas wish?
Originally by: Kreul Intentions Dear CCPanta,
I have followed all of my orders to the letter. Can you see if you have a nice Abaddon, with all officer named modules in your bag for me this year.
Thank you.
All lies you have been very naughty, i have been the best behaved mod and deserve everything i ever dreamed of - Thanks Hutch. ____
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They call me "Hutch" because my name is well... long
- Think before you flame during this festive season |
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Great Artista
Veto.
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Posted - 2006.12.13 16:12:00 -
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Originally by: Yblarbo Janks
...they also scream "VETO. LIKES WOMEN! HONEST!"
LIES, ALL LIES!! ___________________________________ And I make lots of money, I make more money than you I drive around in my limo, that's what I was born to do And I might like you better if we ****** together. |
Sehc
Minmatar Republic Military School
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Posted - 2006.12.13 16:13:00 -
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Edited by: Sehc on 13/12/2006 16:13:46
Originally by: Huitzilopochtli Tlaloc
Originally by: wystler Dear CCPanta,
I've been a really good moderator, and I think I deserve an all expenses paid holiday to my local Pleasure Hub, where I would drink and drink and drink and have a fantastic time.
Please fulfil a good little moderator's christmas wish?
Originally by: Kreul Intentions Dear CCPanta,
I have followed all of my orders to the letter. Can you see if you have a nice Abaddon, with all officer named modules in your bag for me this year.
Thank you.
All lies you have been very naughty, i have been the best behaved mod and deserve everything i ever dreamed of
Now theres a liar ;P Never seen so many MODs Post in same Topic ;o
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Oliver Singh
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.12.13 17:13:00 -
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Dear CCPanta.
I don't want anything for Christmas, I've been good enough to get all the toys I wanted. But I do want the universe to make a little bit more sense.
Could I ask for, say, a navy parade by the Federation President's offices in 0.3 and 0.4 for a few days? I'm kind of scared for the fate of our democracy.
Thank you. ----- I'm fine with being an !. That picture doesn't have my best hat in it anyway. |
Kharakan
Amarr Morticus Impendium
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Posted - 2006.12.13 17:18:00 -
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Originally by: Sehc Edited by: Sehc on 13/12/2006 16:13:46
Now theres a liar ;P Never seen so many MODs Post in same Topic ;o
Go look up the 'beer in a sodastream' thread in OOPE
Originally by: Joshua Foiritain (to Dark Shikari) HAHAHA I KNOW YOUR ACCOUUNT NAME TIME TO DIE
this signature space is claimed in the name of eris, haha I got to him first. neeneer
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Ramblin Man
Empyreum
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Posted - 2006.12.13 17:43:00 -
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Dear CCPanta,
During my manifold travels I have visited forum far and wide, beering witness to much strife among playerkind. Brother's alts fighting brothers, miners fighting everyone, and complexers' reputations impugned!
This multitude of sadness has touched by heart, and so for this Christmas I wish for, what else, peace on myeve, goodwill towards humankind... and a little Stolichnaya.
(Don't ask if you've never seen the Trans-Siberian Orchestra perform )
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
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Posted - 2006.12.13 17:45:00 -
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Yay kieron claus is here this year again! Snowballs!!
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Itoz
Gallente Shiva Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2006.12.13 17:55:00 -
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Originally by: Yblarbo Janks Hello CCPanta.
Item 2
Naked Lady Silhouette Space-Mud-Flaps.
I think most pilots have been in a capsule so long they wouldn't really know what the extra bumps were, maybe think it was some new form of implant.
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Baleorg
Gallente Guys of Sarcasm
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Posted - 2006.12.13 18:00:00 -
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Dear CCPanta,
i was nice, i never podded anyone (yet) and i would like to have
some hammerhead II plz, and some useful BPOs that are usualyl required everywhere (doesnt need to be T2) :-P ---
BTW: A GOOD Cache-Cleaner |
Tobias Sjodin
Caldari Ore Mongers SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2006.12.13 18:01:00 -
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Dear CCPanta, just fix the server already please?
[OMG! SMASH!] |
Ishina Fel
Caldari Synergy. Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2006.12.13 18:05:00 -
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Oh, that bumper sticker idea is. so. awesome!
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Meremoth
Caldari UK Corp Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2006.12.13 18:07:00 -
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Dear CCPanta, Please Please Please, Send me a heavy assault Biomass Launcher, those corpses in my hanger bay are littering up the place and begining to pen and ink a bit.
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Sojuro Ryosaki
Gallente Ultra Renegades Group Safe And Fun Environment
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Posted - 2006.12.13 18:10:00 -
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Dear CCPanta,
I would like this year a yachte with these stats: cargo: 100m3 drones: 0 high slots: 2 (no turret or launcher) Med slots: 2 Low Slots: 2 Speed: 450m/s
Must have solar sails and look like an ancient Earth sea vessel style.
That is all I ask for.
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Danno
Privateers
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Posted - 2006.12.13 18:13:00 -
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Originally by: Meremoth Dear CCPanta, Please Please Please, Send me a heavy assault Biomass Launcher, those corpses in my hanger bay are littering up the place and begining to pen and ink a bit.
where the fired corpses split and burst with a rd cloud (same as snowball effect) off the target with a nice "squish" noise like the pod death please
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MissileRus
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Posted - 2006.12.13 18:17:00 -
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i always get charcoal
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Gerog
Gallente Ashen Lion Mining and Production Consortium
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Posted - 2006.12.13 18:19:00 -
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Originally by: Ishina Fel Oh, that bumper sticker idea is. so. awesome!
"I warp for Jovians" bumper sticker. Gerog |
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