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Hugh Hefner
Caldari
Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2006.12.16 11:49:00 -
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I¦m a total n00b that have just reached 1.4 mil learning-points.
I suck at mining, pvp, pve , whatever.
I keep losing ships due to bad tactics.
I¦m to lazy to move ore even within the same system to get a better prize.
My career-goals changes every second day due to getting bored.
I move into bigger and bigger ships without being able to handle them.
Just this day I tried to fit a 10MN Afterburner on a Frigate.
Just this day I got dissapointed when I was unable to activate my second 10MN afterburner on my Cruiser.
(This is the second time I forget that THAT aint possible, I keep trying though)
Planning on getting into a battlecruiser to be able to handle those TUFF level 2 -missions btw, will take some days of skill-training though, so before I¦m done I will have other plans no doubt.
Some days I play 10 minutes, other days 8 hours.
I¦m a loner at heart, so dont expect me to use any chat-tools except perhaps mIRC, as a loner I prefeer forums.
I have like 140 skills, few of them trained beyond level 1 though.
The only reason I have for joining a corp btw is to belong to something except the n00b-beginning-corp.
See me as the perfect rank-filler, I¦m here for the basic junk-corp that
just want to swell its ranks and thus look better to other junk-corps.
Oh yes btw, this game will not be my primary game until Utopia(a text-based online-game whos attraction is based solely on its players = since the game in itself kind of sucks, I see Eve as its opposite = game kind of rules, gamers seems to ...;P) has closed down, when/if that happens I will spend 8-12 hours a day on this game
Ok, I await your gracious offers.
btw, I¦m swede, I dislike most non-swedes, especially right-wing americans, just so you know.
Send a mail ingame and you will have another non-contributer in your ranks!
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Hugh Hefner
Caldari
Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2006.12.16 11:51:00 -
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btw, I also have 2 totally useless backup-characters, a miner and a fighter, both will be completely ignored by me until its possible to train in more than 1 character at a time = how else am I to ever catch those s0bs who have years of advantage over me training-wise??!!
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Hugh Hefner
Caldari
Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2006.12.16 12:02:00 -
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Another thing.
I am a firm believer in the concept: bigger must be better.
Those veterans nagging about learning how to handle a frigate before moving on upwards is obviously just afraid of the competition!
mmmm a battleship with standard missile launchers!
This is my current dream(next goal after getting into a battlecruiser).
Question is if it will be able to target those pesky little NPC drones :/
Signal strength should atleast be high enough to avoid losing signal lock in level 2 - mission I hope.(training electronics is for the weak)
Let me add, drones confuse me, tested out some mining-drones, they kind of annoyed me with their pesky moving around, not to mention that I keep forgetting them in the belt when done mining(to lazy to retrieve them of course), henceforth I will refuse to use them.
Atleast until I have a carrier of my own...
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Hugh Hefner
Caldari
Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2006.12.16 12:06:00 -
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As to the tutorial, I lacked the will to complete it, it was so damn boring.
Not that it matters, I would have forgotten most of it at this stage anyway, as I have the tutorial I actually suffered through.
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Roba
Imperial Armada
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Posted - 2006.12.18 09:14:00 -
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Hugh, checkout Imperial Armada
Recruitment post
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Rina Shanu
Computer-Aided General Exploitation
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Posted - 2006.12.18 15:03:00 -
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We are a corp filled with love.... manlove, womanlove, shiplove, all the love in the universe is powering the lovengines of this corporation.
Oh, we also mine, produce, complex run and pvp, so whatever you decide to do we got it coverred to an extent.
Contacts: Chewbacca1, Pichemanu or myself(preferably) or public channel: "THE OPEN CAGE".
>> JOIN CAGE <<
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Zrey Droghtan
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Posted - 2006.12.18 15:29:00 -
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I can't believe you can express what is probably the worst attitude to life ever, making you the most undesireable Corpie in Eve, and still get interest.
Well my interest is merely to ask you never to come anywhere near us unless it is post brain transplant.
Love
Zrey xx
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Banedon Runestar
Gallente
Blue Star Enterprises
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Posted - 2006.12.18 20:25:00 -
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Edited by: Banedon Runestar on 18/12/2006 20:26:07
You're not looking for a laidback corp, you're looking for a corp on life support.
Now I did get a couple of grins out of reading this little stream of conciousness. However, I'm sure that if this little list of yours is actually even half right instead of just being sarcasm, you'll be in newb corps until you retire. You get out of corps what you put in. They aren't going to sink a ton of time and resources into you just to watch it disappear into a black hole.
Good luck with your search though. Looks like some people are biting.
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Now if only my ! would disappear, I might be impressed. Five months and counting...
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