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Crystallys Spyre	Posted - 2003.11.23 23:26:00 - [1] As some of you know, my corp runs a candy store. And we sure love our candy. People come and go and just stop by to say hello, get what they need and be dandy. When we walked down the stairs to grab a chocolate eclair, to our great surprise the shelves were almost bare. Our panties in a bunch, we were quite hungry for lunch, mmmm we must go find some Toffee brittle crunch. We set off in a blast, to find candy with class, and just a little sass, just to find some Evolution boys trying to put their boot in our a$$. Czar BSS > i gonna dock and log on proph Lixue Nara > MMM.. Who has some candy for me?? Crystallys Spyre > /emotelicking a lolipop Sequin > candys bad Sequin > it gives you cavities Lixue Nara > I think they are trying to hide all there candy.. Sequin > and ulcers, and makes you fat Crystallys Spyre > Im not fat sniff sniff Sequin > :\| Crystallys Spyre > You gonna make me cry Crystallys Spyre > My mommy says that I should always get candy from strangers Sequin > your mommy must of not liked you:\| Crystallys Spyre > I guess that would explain why she said candy tastes better with your pants down Sequin > LOL Crystallys Spyre > I need candy really thought I really really do batts eyes Lixue Nara > Candy makes us happy Crystallys Spyre > I promise I will brush my teeth afterwards Crystallys Spyre > How can you resist giving candy to a little girl? Lixue Nara > They are mean little boys.. Lixue Nara > They not learn how to share.. Sequin > sharing sucks Sequin > long live...er, not sharing! Crystallys Spyre > Sharing is caring Crystallys Spyre > And I think you do care, deep down inside Zeus > Well give you gifts, lots of shiney ones that good "Boom" Crystallys Spyre > ok just leave them in a cargo box somewhere Zeus > nar, I think i'd prefer to give them to you personally Lixue Nara > me like pretty boom boom gifts They wanted us dead, though some opted for bed, We couldn't believe the things that they said. Calling us meanies and bothersome folk, when all we did is just chit chat and joke. Lock on we did not, not even warp to their site, how can 3 girls scare those boys to such fright? Khaydin > leave us alone meanies we're trying to mine Lixue Nara > We just want some candy.. Khaydin > why does everyone have to bother us? :( Lixue Nara > you want to hurt us.. Lixue Nara > And you exactly are you.. Khaydin > oh, well we have candy here Lixue Nara > who* Crystallys Spyre > ok you can send me candy isk too Lixue Nara > we can buy our own candy then.. pretty candy. ProphetGuru > bad for ur teeth Crystallys Spyre > not mine I brush 5 times a day Crystallys Spyre > well the ones I have left Lixue Nara > I have teeth made of Mega.. they are very pretty and shinny.. Khaydin > we got lots of candy in belt 10.3. you can have some when i finish hauling it Zeus > megacyte is explsive, it says so on the description Lixue Nara > yucky.. dirty candy rocks Sequin > must be a hell of a kiss! Lixue Nara > No my special ones.. Cost me lots and lots Crystallys Spyre > My teeth are blue from all the isogen lolipops Zeus > you can suck on what you like cos when i'm finished hauling this stuff i'm going to bed =] Zeus > and you can talk to space :) From all this dismay they did not want to play, much anger and hate they did start to display. So innocent and cute, our dear sister Red is mute, for she did not dispute Evol's order to uproot. We asked very nicely and even offered something spicey To make us theirs Slaves? How unrully they behaved. Lixue Nara > MMMM.. such gready boys.. No wonder you are mining.. you can not get any girls to like you.. I don't like you.. ProphetGuru > i'll get over it Zeus > you can be my slave? Zeus > do you want to be my slave? Lixue Nara > Your not man enough.. Zeus > guess i'm using all the wrong lines and stuff Zeus > oh well I'll just by your sister then Zeus > buy Sequin > im man enough Sequin > my mom says im handsome and strong:) Crystallys Spyre > ok Crystallys Spyre > pay me then please? Lixue Nara > you do not know how to tread a woman right :( Crystallys Spyre > She isn't expensive ProphetGuru > for what? Zeus > I tread women perfectly fine thanks Lixue Nara > I bet you do.. hhhehehe.. Crystallys Spyre > How about 1mil isk and I'll meet you in a pleasure hub for a little rub rub sometime Lixue Nara > :P you boys are boring.. i'm going to find me a real man.. Biff Steel > bye bye now ProphetGuru > typical woman ProphetGuru > all talk Heart broken we were, Evol boys so bad they do flirt. No candy to share, our shelves to remain bare? So high in the sky I just had to cry,move on to somewhere new, good riddens to the Evol crew. Their Candy just won't do. A new system we go, and we went yes we did. we stopped for a nap, while Lixue re "Lickity lick a lolipop, one taste of sweets and I just can't stop"
sutty	Posted - 2003.11.23 23:41:00 - [2] ok ?
Shaelin Corpius	Posted - 2003.11.23 23:44:00 - [3] Edited by: Shaelin Corpius on 23/11/2003 23:45:05 what the hell is that all about?
Lixue Nara	Posted - 2003.11.23 23:45:00 - [4] More story to come.. We haveing troubles with this silly board. It needs some love.
ProphetGuru	Posted - 2003.11.23 23:49:00 - [5] Let me summarize Stupid nub asked to leave. Didn't We chased. They hid. We left. End story. OMG this is breaking news..!!! Evolution..... Just when you thought you were winning.
Murple	Posted - 2003.11.23 23:50:00 - [6] Awwwwh.... Them boys don't know how to treat a lady Gotta love my city-sized roid vacuum cleaner!
Javi	Posted - 2003.11.23 23:52:00 - [7] roses are red pickles are green i love your legs and what's in between. -- "well..." -Estarriol, Evolution AZN Calculat
sutty	Posted - 2003.11.24 00:08:00 - [8] javi you are a SICKO
Crystallys Spyre	Posted - 2003.11.24 00:16:00 - [9] Leave, we did, to find some place new, taking note of the ugly Evol crew. As sad as can be we litle group of 3, things got worse and we had to flee. Battleship after battleship they did send, a fight they wanted and they wanted no challenge to the end. What force they did show, how powerful they were, to send out 7 BS after a poor little me? We figured they can't shoot or see very well, to bring such bigs guns to send us to hell. What did we do? A chit and a chat? Asked us to leave they did not, only to one who jumped right away, fun they did have, and a price we would pay. Catch us they did once a shot they did take. Pirates yes they are, we discovered by mistake. How little boys in big ships can't handle little girls in little ships. That is the truth, I swear to thee. Come closer to hear our dainty little plea. [ 2003.11.23 04:16:25 ] (combat) <color=0xffbb6600>Dakkon [EVOL] barely scratches you, causing 80.1 damage. [ 2003.11.23 04:16:26 ] (combat) <color=0xffbb6600>Dakkon [EVOL] hits you, doing 207.5 damage. [ 2003.11.23 04:16:33 ] (combat) <color=0xffbb6600>Dakkon [EVOL] barely scratches you, causing 60.8 damage. Camping they did to not let us leave. Camping in Battleships to fight the little three. Were sorry that you don't like to play fair and nice, roleplaying as jerks to put bodies on ice. Kill us you may and kill us you might, to send Battleships after Frigates just means you can't fight. All we wanted is some candy and ask nicely is true. Hear me now and hear me through, your nothing but pirates you bad Evol Crew! "Lickity lick a lolipop, one taste of sweets and I just can't stop"
Dakkon	Posted - 2003.11.24 00:24:00 - [10] Quote: Kill us you may and kill us you might, to send Battleships after Frigates just means you can't fight. All we wanted is some candy and ask nicely is true. Sorries not our fault u cant afford BB's. We had many candies for you to. Coming in red, yellow, green, and blue.
1of1	Posted - 2003.11.24 00:27:00 - [11] Quote: roses are red pickles are green i love your legs and what's in between. I hope that's not your pickle you're talking about... If so, you might want to get that checked out
APENRAR	Posted - 2003.11.24 00:27:00 - [12] hey girls i am a nice little boy, I love candy too, a safehaven we have,with room just for you, we like to play nice we mine as we might,rude pi-rats do suck to give such girls a fright so eve-mail me soon i'm always around, to help you fell good and turn frowns upside down /emote blows kisses scented with arkanor dust
Crystallys Spyre	Posted - 2003.11.24 00:37:00 - [13] All to an end, some more joined the fun, ranting and raving at what Evol had done. Pirates they call us, who is the pirate now? Some ppl don't think your so good after all, they all think your pirates, and suffering from killing withdrawals. Lixue Nara > hey Lixue Nara > Y you lock me.. you not 20K pirate guy Lixue Nara > you are mean Lyta Alexandr > thought you were a pirate Lixue Nara > That's not nice of you.. Lixue Nara > You hurt my feelings Lyta Alexandr > are you? Lixue Nara > Hey.. Y is everyone shooting at me.. Dakkon > ah dont wanna play? Lixue Nara > Evol You are very bad ppl Lyta Alexandr > I aint dumb Lyta Alexandr > yu looked threatoning to me Lyta Alexandr > so I swatted ya Lixue Nara > Not you. your good.. just got scared.. that ok. but bad Evol guy was shooting me with his big bad BS.. and he bring frinds Crystallys Spyre > Its little man syndrome Crystallys Spyre > Big BS = little you know what Lixue Nara > Yes yes. your right.. :)Dakkon > nope Dakkon > Zeus said that Crystallys Spyre > We never did anything to you guys Crystallys Spyre > we just chatted Lixue Nara > I liked Zeus.. he talked to use. all you other guys. snubbed us.. But now you wanna kill me.. For no reason at all. Just wanna talk to boys and you shoot at me.. ProphetGuru > don't whine Crystallys Spyre > Not whining just stating a fact ProphetGuru > ok Lixue Nara > It's bad ppl like you who have given me a bad sec ratting.. Lixue Nara > I have not killed anybody yet.. Unlike you of course. you bad boys ProphetGuru > not even in heorah last night? Crystallys Spyre > He shot first Crystallys Spyre > We have the log to prove it Lixue Nara > Ahh but goby asked me to.. and he shot first.. I got the logs Dakkon > i shot first come kill me = Biff Steel > i would like to be killed as well Lixue Nara > I don't wanna kill anybody.. we are not killers.. Unlike you.. we just want some candy Crystallys Spyre > We only asked Biff Steel > well we brought plenty of "candy"Biff Steel > we asked you to leave, you didn't. that was when your choice was made Lixue Nara > I never got a request to leave.. you do not own space.. Crystallys Spyre > Neither I Biff Steel > we enforce it, nuff said ProphetGuru > red did ProphetGuru > use ur corp chat Lixue Nara > You are just little scared boys.. Scared of 3 little girl.. I pitty you so Lixue Nara > and she did leave did she not.. Biff Steel > shouldn't swim in the deep pool with the big boys then. Lixue Nara > Wait.. Your big boys.. you act like children.. You had me fooled Crystallys Spyre > lol Lixue Nara > /emotemakes a note: Evol are big boys!!ProphetGuru > yawn... insults. lemme see, next u will log out Crystallys Spyre > nope Biff Steel > =) Lixue Nara > ARRRR I am not a pirate.. Y do ppl keep calling me that.. Crystallys Spyre > I will fly around and have fun chatting Lixue Nara > You know nothing. ProphetGuru > come chat with me Crystallys Spyre > I am chatting Crystallys Spyre > You even have a clue what Im flying? Biff Steel > lixue, can i have 256,000isk please? ProphetGuru > nope Crystallys Spyre > Dakkon should he ran into me earlier Biff Steel > doesn't matter what your flying btw Crystallys Spyre > Sure it does Lixue Nara > No that belongs to someone else.. Lixue Nara > He sent his drones after me.. so I had to kill them before they killed me.. Lixue Nara > That boy did not play nicely.. ] Crystallys Spyre > Ya that was the guy who invited us to hunt with him Crystallys Spyre > then shot us, and used drones Lixue Nara > yes.. that was bad night.. Crystallys Spyre > Thats why we have bad securty, stupid drones Biff Steel > frowns and tears, how sad..... Later on that night......... Lixue Nara > so now your not gunna let us go..?? Lixue Nara > Guess this is the only way Evol boys can get dates for the night.. trap them in a system.. Lixue Nara > Is this what you guys do.. Cause if it is.. Your are really reallly lame.. ProphetGuru > yawn Lixue Nara > Ya.. you guys are boring me.. your never going to find us.. 2 Frigates and 1 cruser.. How you gunna catch us?? ProphetGuru > was in 150k once.... Lixue Nara > I know. I was watching you.. so we move.. Lixue Nara > Hello Estarriol. welcome.. Your corp are lame.. chaseing 2 frigates and 1 cruser.. hehhe.. I guess we scare you enought that you feel so threatened you must kill us.. I feel honored.. :) Estarriol > oh i'm just here to see the fun Estarriol > are you going to put on a show? Crystallys Spyre > what show , Crystallys Spyre > Evol is hunting me cause I chatted with them and never did anything to them Estarriol > what did you say? Lyta Alexandr > Lixue seems to like a show Lixue Nara > Fun what fun.. Your friends feel like traping us here.. cause they are scared of us.. "Lickity lick a lolipop, one taste of sweets and I just can't stop"
Crystallys Spyre	Posted - 2003.11.24 00:53:00 - [14] And then just a little bit later....... Estarriol > you know.... if they were scared i doubt they'd come after you Lixue Nara > well Y else come after us. It's not like we can harm any of you.. ?? expalin that one for me Estarriol > well like i asked b4 Estarriol > what in the world did you say to these guys? Crystallys Spyre > We asked them for candy Estarriol > lol Crystallys Spyre > then we just chit chatted Lixue Nara > we where just talking to them.. We wanted some candy and they started being mean to use.. Crystallys Spyre > nothing serious Crystallys Spyre > Nothing wrong with asking is there? Crystallys Spyre > No we run a Candy store Lixue Nara > Poor Red is a mute and scared.. Lixue Nara > Our store need some candy.. thought your nice ppl would give us some to help us out. but they where just mean.. Korhall > they are a bunch of pirates, what do you expect Lixue Nara > One again.. people come after us. and we have to defend ourselves.. I'm now a bad person cause if it.. they called me a pirate when i'm not Biff Steel > i had plenty of time to kill you , trust me Korhall > heehee ProphetGuru > omg lol go back to reading the forums kor Lyta Alexandr > you have a neg rating,, what can I say Korhall > sure Estarriol > how could we be pirates Korhall > I got no reason not to Crystallys Spyre > I know more pirates with positive rating than negative ones Estarriol > did we ask you for money or your ladies? Crystallys Spyre > yes they did Korhall > heehee, no Lixue Nara > Biff is Pirate he is -0.0.. you don't like pirates.. kill your own members.. ProphetGuru > i remember someone asking US for money though Estarriol > now i know you're lying Crystallys Spyre > They told us to give them 256k Lixue Nara > ya. they wanted my 256K that belones to someone else.. Biff Steel > 1+1=??? Crystallys Spyre > ya well you still asked us for money ProphetGuru > 7? Korhall > my friend said that yall were a bunch of pirates killin off people in these sectors Lixue Nara > BlackBlade has bounty on him. He is a Pirate.. Kill him to Lixue Nara > We have never killed one person yet.. Not even a ship.. Unless you count Goby yesterday.. but he asked me to. What a silly boy Korhall > heehee, that is strange Lixue Nara > no.. he has a bounty.. he a pirate. you call me a pirate.. so hes one to.. kill him. hes a pirate.. you wanna kill a pirate kill him.. Crystallys Spyre > well, you can kill me, I can always get a new ship, but you do realize that you sent a bunch of battleships after a couple frigates Korhall > you cant go off of security ratings to determine a pirate Lyta Alexandr > naw, youre a better target,, haha Lixue Nara > I told you Y we have ti.. some guy sent his drones after me. you get a -0.369 hit for killing a drones.. Crystallys Spyre > He had alot of drones too Korhall > heehee Lixue Nara > So Y you call us Pirates then??? You know nothing about us.. Korhall > a rat is derermined by actions Lixue Nara > Y. they hurt like a ***** Lyta Alexandr > actions speak louder than words Lixue Nara > Shoot Lyta.. she went after me here. I was just gunna try and take on a 20K guy. and she shot at me.. Shes a pirate.. There is your action.. Lixue Nara > You are all hypocrites.. you know nothing.. Crystallys Spyre > Cept Korhall Lixue Nara > 7BS after 2frigats and a Cruser.. you guys are realy big and tough.. sooo scarrry.. hehehehe Lixue Nara > Run Outlaw.. Evol are pirates.. Lixue Nara > How do you like being branded like that :P.. not nice is it.. Lyta Alexandr > Lixue,, I like you, youre straight forward, I appriciate that Lixue Nara > Thank you Lyla.. see woman understand me :) Crystallys Spyre > Are they still looking for us Lixue Nara > Lata gets a nice ratting from me.. you can shop at our store anytime OUTLAW66 > hey lyta problem? Crystallys Spyre > or just camping the gate from a Completely safe distance Lyta Alexandr > I appoligize for attacking you,, I honestly feel bad now, sorry Lixue Nara > Yes Evol is without Honour.. they are sad little boys who like to be alone with there rocks.. go back and play with your rocks Lixue Nara > I like Lata.. see a Minmatar and Amarr can get along.. :) OUTLAW66 > lyta? Korhall > I get along with Lyta Crystallys Spyre > Whered Biff go Lixue Nara > I think Biff's steal got soft.. had to so get a smoke. "Lickity lick a lolipop, one taste of sweets and I just can't stop"
Murple	Posted - 2003.11.24 02:24:00 - [15] I guess the lesson to be learned here is to never ask strangers for candy. Gotta love my city-sized roid vacuum cleaner!
Mean Vanilla	Posted - 2003.11.24 02:28:00 - [16] Thx, just what I needed tonight Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... _____________________(_x_)_____________________ Mean Vanilla, Refusing to pilot in a pod just to be able to moon through the port bay window since the year 105
Skillz	Posted - 2003.11.24 02:49:00 - [17] My brain hurts now.. Keep on flaming, lamers.
Jash Illian	Posted - 2003.11.24 02:54:00 - [18] Quote: My brain hurts now.. Your brain hurts?!? My brain clubbed itself to death with my spinal cord to end the pain. I mean its like you want corporations to oblige each other like its sex or something. Pffft I would rather *** my enemy.- Rohann Be careful out there. That other guy waiting in the queue for the gate MIGHT be a baby-munching frock-burner, YOU JUST DON'T KNOW!*- Lallante
Estarriol	Posted - 2003.11.24 03:34:00 - [19] LOL!
Gunni	Posted - 2003.11.24 05:02:00 - [20] Quote: Quote: roses are red pickles are green i love your legs and what's in between. I hope that's not your pickle you're talking about... If so, you might want to get that checked out well.. its worth the try... ------------------------------------- Gunni Viziam
Gunni	Posted - 2003.11.24 05:08:00 - [21] Quote: everything Crystallys Spyre said hmm... Quote: Your brain hurts?!? My brain clubbed itself to death with my spinal cord to end the pain. yup.. same here... ------------------------------------- Gunni Viziam
Sassinak	Posted - 2003.11.24 10:01:00 - [22] Edited by: Sassinak on 24/11/2003 10:01:29 Quote: Your brain hurts?!? My brain clubbed itself to death with my spinal cord to end the pain. LMAO Sass Arcane Technologies
Sybylle	Posted - 2003.11.24 11:47:00 - [23] Damn...This kind of thread should be forbidden.. I almost felt asleep reading it. Too bad it was at work /me votes for a new filter : trash boring threads (\_/) (O.o) (> <)=Oveur (proof) "Jumping 50 systems I can like, have sex 150 times during that period"
Roba's Minion	Posted - 2003.11.24 12:11:00 - [24] Edited by: Roba's Minion on 24/11/2003 12:12:30 OMFG!!! Crazy EverQuest RPers. We must quickly pod them before it is to late and they take over. Soon they will have CCP convinced that greifing is a bannable offense, and then extend carebear land into 0.0 space. They must DIE!
Lixue Nara	Posted - 2003.11.24 18:00:00 - [25] Awww a Carebear how nice of you.. Now can you tell the rest of your friends that. IÆm getting tired of ppl shooting at me everywhere I go. Then going to cry to there mama cause we destroy there ship. I try to be good. But some of the more intellectually challenged people of EVE seem to not understand. Or maybe itÆs that tainted Amarr blood in your system. Do you have some Candy for me :)
Skillz	Posted - 2003.11.24 18:04:00 - [26] Edited by: Skillz on 24/11/2003 18:11:46 Why come to PK:er space? You don't make all that much more isk out here. The patch will hopefully change that though. Roleplayers and teletubbies are ebil! But can be funny, when ones brain does not hurt. Keep on flaming, lamers.
StiZum Hilidii	Posted - 2003.11.24 18:18:00 - [27] lol gets funnier all the time this game STAN FACTA NON VERBA

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