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PR0TEIN
M0N0CLE
Break-A-Wish Foundation
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Posted - 2011.12.10 02:54:00 -
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This is the best mail I have EVER gotten!
So what now
From: xxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent: 2011.12.09 12:08
To:xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx,
I used to really love this game.Then I met you. Since then it seems half the assholes in the universe have started wandering my way.Now I lose sleep, and the game has become a full time job that I have begun to resent. The difference is quite dramatic.I bet you feel big, picking on a guy with a mental disorder. You've injected stress into my real life to an extent I can't tolerate.If you're actually trying to ruin my game experience, congrats. You've pretty much done it. Everything in the game is a chore now and I've put serious thought into just selling this **** and playing something else.You're an awful person Ferg, a bully without the excuse of adolescence and I pity you deeply. I wish you would just leave me alone, it would bring me happiness.Stop calling us friends. Go find something else to do. |
I likegirls
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
49
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Posted - 2011.12.10 03:18:00 -
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It was me. He molested me when I was a child pod pilot. |
PR0TEIN
M0N0CLE
Break-A-Wish Foundation
1
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Posted - 2011.12.10 03:54:00 -
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Got the ceo of my corp at the time to let me "borrow" his rhea... then got him to give me director roles... then emptied about 15 bill in assets and isk out of the corp hangars/wallet.
Then noticed the CEO never claimed his shares, so i went ahead and took those too. I then voted myself ceo, and made the tax 100%. They all had to leave.
After all was said and done, I got in to a dec alliance and decided to dec their new corp. got a **** load of kills, no losses He is pissed. |
Barrii
Valkyr Industries
0
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Posted - 2011.12.10 03:55:00 -
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Delicious. |
General Lightfinger
Asset Relocation
0
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Posted - 2011.12.10 04:56:00 -
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I approve of your work. |
Aqriue
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
192
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Posted - 2011.12.10 05:03:00 -
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Newsflash! Standard Corp asset ripoff. As nothing else new in EVE has ever happened, we will bring you more at top of the hour including how OP experienced short term paralysis through a mental fellatio of self accomplishment and excess use of a prostate massager while thinking "Hey! I accomplished something big in a lol-video game and have to prove how I am better then other Hotpocket chewing gamers!" And how a word from our sponsers. |
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
158
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Posted - 2011.12.10 05:28:00 -
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I helped! |
Smiling Menace
Star Nebulae Holdings Inc.
52
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Posted - 2011.12.10 08:18:00 -
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Oh dear, someone's a tad upset about something.
Oh well, one day he'll 'get' EVE. |
Officer Nyota Uhura
122
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Posted - 2011.12.10 09:02:00 -
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PR0TEIN wrote:Got the ceo of my corp at the time to let me "borrow" his rhea... then got him to give me director roles... then emptied about 15 bill in assets and isk out of the corp hangars/wallet.
Then noticed the CEO never claimed his shares, so i went ahead and took those too. I then voted myself ceo, and made the tax 100%. They all had to leave.
After all was said and done, I got in to a dec alliance and decided to dec their new corp. got a **** load of kills, no losses He is pissed.
Sir, you have just cleared Level 3 of Eve. Piratulations! |
Captain Nathaniel Butler
The White Company
134
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Posted - 2011.12.10 10:44:00 -
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Well played sir , well played..
Lady Spank for C&P moderator. |
Lady Spank
GET OUT NASTY FACE
371
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Posted - 2011.12.10 14:38:00 -
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Fascinating.
(a¦á_a¦â) ~ Get Out, Nasty Face ~ (a¦á_a¦â)
Signature edited. Navigator. |
Mai Khumm
Apple Construction Inc
Northern Associates.
52
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Posted - 2011.12.10 16:16:00 -
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+1
Well played good sir! |
Bernie Nator
Insidious Design
Talocan United
27
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Posted - 2011.12.10 16:37:00 -
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A+, would enjoy again/more stories similar to. |
Ikka Sunto
Bedlam Boys
2
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Posted - 2011.12.10 17:55:00 -
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Good work! |
Khazarn Areth
The Black Pigs
The Black Pigs Alliance
30
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Posted - 2011.12.10 18:30:00 -
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Very nicely done
Bloody Omir's coming back
Monsters from the endless black
Wading through a crimson flood
Omir's come to drink your blood |
PR0TEIN
M0N0CLE
Break-A-Wish Foundation
11
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Posted - 2011.12.10 18:34:00 -
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Re: FW: Re: FW: Monocle Corp
From:
Sent: 2011.12.03 04:37
To:
Oh go foreclose on an old lady, you slimy piece of ****.
We know this is personal, don't be a hypocite. You're mad you didn't get everything from us, and want to see us twist. The fact that you were watching our corp's status confirms to me that you just want to watch us burn.
This isn't about isk, or even playing a game. You're a bully, Ferg, plain and simple. I know you're even smiling as you read this.
Maybe one day you'll figure out that having intelligence doesn't mean you have the right to take whatever you want from those too trusting or too stupid to know better. Until that day happens, I'll just pity you.
Ali out
FW: Re: FW:
From:
Sent: 2011.12.03 04:27
To:
Actually, i saw you were decced in the alliances tab, so i asked these nice people if i could join in. I will probably also join in on any dec that comes your way in the future if your wartargets will accept me.
Have a good one, and still nothing personal, Just playing my pixel game differently :)
Your friend, Fergall.
FW: Monocle Corp
From:
Sent: 2011.12.03 04:23
To:
Monocle Corp
From:
Sent: 2011.12.03 04:22
To:
The presence of this corp in your alliance confirms your intentions as an extortion racket. We know Fergall is involved, and hence your argument of "damaged pride" is entirely void. I guess that's why you wanted 1bn in "damages"?
Get ******, you scam artist.
Ali out |
Galadriel Vasquez
Bright Paradigm
10
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Posted - 2011.12.10 18:37:00 -
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He is mad bro.... awesome shenanighans! |
People's Republic ofChina
My Other Capital Ship is Your Mom
28
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Posted - 2011.12.10 18:39:00 -
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PR0TEIN wrote:Got the ceo of my corp at the time to let me "borrow" his rhea... then got him to give me director roles... then emptied about 15 bill in assets and isk out of the corp hangars/wallet.
Then noticed the CEO never claimed his shares, so i went ahead and took those too. I then voted myself ceo, and made the tax 100%. They all had to leave.
After all was said and done, I got in to a dec alliance and decided to dec their new corp. got a **** load of kills, no losses He is pissed.
Well played! |
PR0TEIN
M0N0CLE
Break-A-Wish Foundation
13
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Posted - 2011.12.10 19:09:00 -
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it was quite funny how i did it... i acted like I had a freight container full of t2 crap i wanted to bring to the corp hangar... then i acted like i was trying to buy a rhea, but was acting mad cause there were none for sale. I was trying to get him to offer to let me borrow it, but i eventually gave up and just asked him for it. He was hesitant but did let me borrow it.
I let his nerves calm for about an hour before i started working him again. In the past, i had acted as a pvp expert. They clearly were having trouble with pvp so i brought the ceo into private convo and told him my idea:
I wanted to create my own part of the corp. We were going to be "elite" pvpers, and i wanted to run it my way. The only reason why i wasnt going to just form my own is that i liked his corp so much.....
He bought my story, so i kept telling him about what i was going to do with it, etc. All the things i told him i wanted to do would pretty much need director roles, so he eventually offered it to me. I acted hesitant to take the roles, but of course i accepted.
Corp shares, wallet, assets were history right after :) |
Dirk Magnum
Sarz'na Khumatari
Ushra'Khan
97
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Posted - 2011.12.10 19:41:00 -
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PR0TEIN wrote:Got the ceo of my corp at the time to let me "borrow" his rhea... then got him to give me director roles... then emptied about 15 bill in assets and isk out of the corp hangars/wallet.
Then noticed the CEO never claimed his shares, so i went ahead and took those too. I then voted myself ceo, and made the tax 100%. They all had to leave.
After all was said and done, I got in to a dec alliance and decided to dec their new corp. got a **** load of kills, no losses He is pissed.
Ahhahaha wow. Steal errything including the CEO position. Nice.
Aqriue wrote:Newsflash! Standard Corp asset ripoff. As nothing else new in EVE has ever happened, we will bring you more at top of the hour including how OP experienced short term paralysis through a mental fellatio of self accomplishment and excess use of a prostate massager while thinking "Hey! I accomplished something big in a lol-video game and have to prove how I am better then other Hotpocket chewing gamers!" And how a word from our sponsers.
Victim spotted 
"For example, if you are thinking about selling a Republic Fleet Firetail as a regular Firetail, be sure that the market volume is high on regular Firetails and that there are plenty of buy/sell contracts for Republic Fleet Firetails. [...] The players most interested in Republic Fleet Firetails are going to be players flying regular ones."-á -- PB |
Henry Haphorn
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
88
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Posted - 2011.12.10 20:00:00 -
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Damn, bro. Awesome story. |
Feligast
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
463
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Posted - 2011.12.10 20:27:00 -
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Lady Spank wrote:Fascinating.
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Cord Binchiette
Kzinti Hegemony
4
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Posted - 2011.12.10 21:39:00 -
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Heck, I get notes like this all the time from my ex. |
Borun Tal
One More Corp
16
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Posted - 2011.12.10 22:41:00 -
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0/10; obvious fake is obvious. kthxbye |
YUMAD BRO
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
8
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Posted - 2011.12.11 00:23:00 -
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Borun Tal wrote:0/10; obvious fake is obvious. kthxbye
Borun.....your a Tard....kthxbye |
MeestaPenni
Mercantile and Stuff
99
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Posted - 2011.12.11 00:59:00 -
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What? Whoever heard of such a thing? Someone stole a bunch of ****?
Oh my God!!! Make a friggin' post about it, quick!! |
Arec Bardwin
Perkone
Caldari State
37
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Posted - 2011.12.11 16:23:00 -
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PR0TEIN wrote:We Are Umbrella Group
But why do you have an anus opening in place of your right eye? |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
147
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Posted - 2011.12.11 17:26:00 -
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Arec Bardwin wrote:PR0TEIN wrote:We Are Umbrella Group But why do you have an anus opening in place of your right eye?
Face goatse |
Solstice Project
Cult of Personality
276
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Posted - 2011.12.12 11:02:00 -
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I thought Umbrella was a mining corp. ^^
Oh well, nice work. ^^
Inappropriate signature removed. Spitfire |
Xenuria
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
Hearts And Minds Alliance
32
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Posted - 2011.12.13 14:22:00 -
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Well Done!
Forget not the ambiguously gendered demigod that facilitates your continued successes! |
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