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Chiggarnant
Amarr
Rampage Eternal
Ka-Tet
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Posted - 2006.12.21 05:38:00 -
[31]
*Chiggarnant enters the bar and takes a moment to gaze on its occupants. After his gaze he orders something strong at the bar and takes a seat near the back of the bar, seeing if we see anyones we mighta known or knew.
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Thomas Maleficus
Caldari
Monkeys With Syphilis
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Posted - 2006.12.21 06:35:00 -
[32]
*Thomas enters the bar, glares at everyone. He begins to smile and takes out three small anti-matter charges and looks at them a moment. Tosses one gently as if getting a feel for the weight and then in a fluid motion throws the other two in the air and juggles them. Suddenly he walks away from them and moves toward the bar as the charges plunge to the ground. Everyone gasps, Thomas orders a beer made in the old earth strong Canadian beer style. He turns and laughs as the charges fall to the floor harmlessly.
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zoolkhan
Minmatar
Freelance Unincorporated
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2006.12.21 08:30:00 -
[33]
zool, a sparetime baer keep, polishes the little "deck23" plate until the next guest aprpoaches him..
"dsshh jshdkjhsdmm ajsgdhgsdm"
"Is it you kenny..oh, thomas. take that boot out of your mouth please. You want that jovian ale with "canadian" taste? no problem."
zool pours in normal lager beer labelled "jovian finest" and adds a icehockey puck into it... *flosch*
"here you go.
next!?"
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Plan Neun
Caldari
Ganja Unlimited
Serenity Fallen
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Posted - 2006.12.21 13:08:00 -
[34]
Edited by: Plan Neun on 21/12/2006 13:10:07
Walks along the river at the Lower Ward.
The signs says "e Ba".
Plan looks inside and see two familiar face's. Mat Slider having drinks with her x-lover Menas.
"That bastard" Plan thinks armed with the letters from her lawyer she walks in with firm steps towards them both, at their table she throughs the papers onto the table.
Menas and Mat Slider looks at Plan supringsly.
"Plaaaan scho gooood to schee you" Mat says.
"P p p" Menas studder.
"I hereby sue your ass for half your incomme loverboy.
It's all there, details and juicy stuff from the day you ran away from me and your babydaughter" Plan says harsly and give Menas an icecold glare.
On the way out she hears Menas say
"but honeylove" as she walks into the waiting hovercraft bringing her off this planet.
"I Will Drug You and Fluff You, through the permafrost"
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Wraith78
Caldari
Vexillum Nox
Rogue Method Alliance
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Posted - 2006.12.21 21:26:00 -
[35]
-Takes a seat at the bar and orders an old Earth delicacy known only as Jack and Coke. The origin of the name has been lost in the mists of time and nobody is quite sure what the true recipe for the legendary Jack and Coke is. He orders it anyway, takes a swig and surveys the other patrons of the bar.
He surreptitiously checks his pockets, making sure his stash of several thousand ISK is in there, in 1 ISK bills, then sits back and waits for the Gallente strippers to start their show. He knows there's nothing they won't do for the right amount of money and he has a few favorites in mind for tonight's festivities...
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Se'la Rox
Caldari
Contempo Enterprises
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Posted - 2006.12.22 00:18:00 -
[36]
*walks up to the bar and orders an ice-cold glass of Yaagarmiista (an old Caldari drink from days of old), then picks his way across the bar, dodging split vodka & quafe, bits of broken glass and the occasional worse-for-wear Amarrian. In the absence of any attractive female company, he sits back to wait for the bar to get a little more lively. He doesn't think it'll take long...
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Victor Ramirez
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Posted - 2006.12.22 03:05:00 -
[37]
Sits down and orders a drink. Looks down the counter and sees a man with a 1000 yard stare who keeps saying "They always...pick...the wrong one." as if it was some sort of mantra while slowly bobbing back and forth. Asks the bartender "What's wrong with this guy?" and the bartender replies "Oh, him. He handles the Worlds Collide insurance claims."
Sips from his drink and says "He doesn't look so good". The Barman nods and says "You should have seen his colleague who was here earlier tonight. He kept mumbling something about a can labeled "free loot for noobs" in front of the Kisogo station, curled up in the corner after his first drink and cried for an hour straight"
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Thomas Maleficus
Caldari
Monkeys With Syphilis
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Posted - 2006.12.22 03:18:00 -
[38]
*Thomas knocks the swill poured by Zool to the floor. Next time I order a drink and you serve me vomit in a glass you'll wear it. *Thomas leaves the bar and heads back to his pod for a nap.
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XenoPagan
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Posted - 2006.12.22 09:36:00 -
[39]
XenoPagan jumps into the bar, eyes wide open. Flightsuit is torn in several places and little bit of smoke is coming out of his long hair.
After tracking out the bardesk, he starts to sprint towards it, pushing thrugh the crowd. Suddenly he stumbles and almost falls, regaining balance at the last moment. He looks under his feet and starts to curse, falling silent when he sees that he stepped on some antimatter charges.
With a moment of hesitation he still continues towards the bar, sits by it and orders three beers. Two are consumed within seconds.
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Symon Kauliford
Caldari
PezCo - Ice Services
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Posted - 2006.12.22 17:26:00 -
[40]
*Wanders up to the bar orders pint of ale and packet of protein snacks. Notices pool is free and challenges Scagga to a game*
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Wraith78
Caldari
Vexillum Nox
Rogue Method Alliance
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Posted - 2006.12.22 18:57:00 -
[41]
-Checks the charge on his pocket-sized Stasis Webbifier and prepares to have a little fun with the billiards players... 
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Dust Mite
Minmatar
Monkeys With Syphilis
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Posted - 2006.12.23 19:05:00 -
[42]
Edited by: Dust Mite on 23/12/2006 19:06:05
*Dusty walks into the bar, picks up her CEOs anti-matter charges. Sorry, Thomas is dealing with something right now, he's kind of edgy and angry at the moment. He's at an impasse in his life, big decision to make. *Dusty puts a pile of ISK on the bar and buys everyone a round of what ever and orders herself Vodka, straight up. *Dusty looks out across the floor and settles on watching the game of pool, an interesting situation to say the least.
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Chiggarnant
Amarr
Rampage Eternal
Ka-Tet
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Posted - 2006.12.24 07:02:00 -
[43]
*Chiggarnant decides to take Dusty up on her offer and gets rumbling roid, with battery acid for flavor while he sits down at the bar.
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Chief Mendez
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Posted - 2006.12.24 21:39:00 -
[44]
*Walks into the bar and takes a seat at the far end. Takes a puff of the half smoked cigar and looks at the bar-keep."
"Got anything that'll put hair on your chest? Covvy plasma caught me in the chest and singed mine off. Can't get back to combat till I get it back, thats what the doc said anyway."
*Bar-keep stares*
"Nothing eh? Firewater?"
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Se'la Rox
Caldari
Contempo Enterprises
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Posted - 2006.12.24 23:16:00 -
[45]
*starts sliding down his chair, with an mostly empty bottle of Yaagarmiista on the table in front of him...
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Demetri Slavic
Caldari
APEX Unlimited
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Posted - 2006.12.27 11:49:00 -
[46]
Edited by: Demetri Slavic on 27/12/2006 11:54:17
*finishes his pint and looks around the bar. Seeing no-one that he knows he indicates to the barman that he will have the same again. He reaches down into his bag, pulls out some paperwork and begins to read*
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Plan Neun
Caldari
Ganja Unlimited
Serenity Fallen
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Posted - 2006.12.27 12:37:00 -
[47]
Edited by: Plan Neun on 27/12/2006 12:39:32
A week later Plan finds herself on the same planet doing some business. She thinks of the old days, thoughts drifting.
She decides to head towards the river along the Lower Ward.
Looking up at the wrecked sign it still says "e Ba".
Her old friend Mat Slider is sitting at the bardesk and zipping drinks. He grins when he sees her, she moves up to him and says with a warm soothing voice "come with me Mat lets go to me place in Annaro I give you a hot bath.""
"I Will Drug You and Fluff You, through the permafrost"
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Fumonchu
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Posted - 2006.12.27 19:31:00 -
[48]
*with wild eyes, the twisted wreck of a man stumbles to the door. He smells something interesting, a combination of rotten alcohol, and worse, human, and he looks as bad as he smells!
'A WEEK I'vvvve been here, and not one of you worthelesshh shopsh shash offered to play me disksh! A pok-zuz upon you all, may the amarriansh come and take urr children'sh chil'en.'
*As he stumbles out the door, the barkeep stops him and asks he pay the bill.
'Oh that, how much is it?'
'6427 isk and 23 cents. You should have layed off the Stoley and Grey Goose, Sir.'
*The man points at the slumped form of Pericles.
'See that sleeping man there, he'sh a good friend of mine. Ole Johnny-Boy and me, we go WAY back. Why thish one time-'
'That's quite enough, Sir, 'Johnny-Boy' will pay your bill.'
*As the drunkard wanders down the street, the Barkeep waves his hand, and two inhumanly large ni-kunni men slip out the door. A few seconds later, a terrorized shout and a clang ring out, followed by muffled screams . . .
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