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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
8571
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Posted - 2015.09.20 16:36:28 -
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In order to preserve everyone's honour and in retaliation for some serious bullshit-spouting in local, I declared war against a grouping of pondsuckers, Unimatrix Zero-One (one man and his two alts, it would appear - it takes one to know one lol!). Anyway, this was yesterday, and I thought no more about it, other than to organise a few pew-pewing ships.
Today, I logged on to find that the vile individual had offered a 100bn surrender (which suggests they want me to continue it? confused )...along with a few choice words.
Apologies if you, as a decent human being, are offended
The question is, ladies and gentlemen of See and Pee, what would you do? Advice welcome 
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CONCORD arrested two n00bs yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.[/b]
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Leto Thule
Lazerhawks
3607
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Posted - 2015.09.20 16:38:33 -
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Bumblefck wrote:In order to preserve everyone's honour and in retaliation for some serious bullshit-spouting in local, I declared war against a grouping of pondsuckers, Unimatrix Zero-One (one man and his two alts, it would appear - it takes one to know one lol!). Anyway, this was yesterday, and I thought no more about it, other than to organise a few pew-pewing ships. Today, I logged on to find that the vile individual had offered a 100bn surrender (which suggests they want me to continue it? confused  )...along with a few choice words. Apologies if you, as a decent human being, are offendedThe question is, ladies and gentlemen of See and Pee, what would you do? Advice welcome 
Holy crap dude.
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Mortlake
Devils Rejects 666
677
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Posted - 2015.09.20 18:14:48 -
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If you can get this neckbeard on comms and record it, I'm sure we'd all love it and shower you with likes. |

Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
8574
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Posted - 2015.09.20 18:17:53 -
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Mortlake wrote:If you can get this neckbeard on comms and record it, I'm sure we'd all love it and shower you with likes.
I would love nothing more. Unfortunately, he doesn't accept any messaging invites from unknown characters, so he's obviously some sort of psychopathic carebear.
I'm going to have to wait until he logs on and then try and chat to him in local - which should be priceless.
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CONCORD arrested two n00bs yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.[/b]
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Noragen Neirfallas
Rabble Inc.
2024
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Posted - 2015.09.20 18:26:45 -
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My dignity has a price. That is defiantly the price
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Trevor Dalech
We pooped on your lawn Resonance.
160
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Posted - 2015.09.20 18:39:38 -
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I'm not too familiar with surrender mechanics, how long before you can dec him again? It seems to me you should farm every penny out of this guy that you can! |

Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
8575
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Posted - 2015.09.20 18:43:12 -
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I'm not sure tbh, but you can be sure I'll happily pay the war fee for the next, oh I don't know, two years or so. A financial incentive to stop the war would be nice but i'll just turn around and dec again (as any good See and Peer should do) :)
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CONCORD arrested two n00bs yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.[/b]
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Hannibal Carlisle
Notoriously Incompetent
37
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Posted - 2015.09.20 19:03:51 -
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Perhaps he thought he was demanding your surrender for 100bn? |

Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
8578
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Posted - 2015.09.20 19:05:22 -
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That would be an interesting turns of events
vOv
"No retreat, no surrender...except for 100bn ISK!"
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CONCORD arrested two n00bs yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.[/b]
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Morgan Agrivar
Happy Endings Massage Parlor
67
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Posted - 2015.09.20 19:18:58 -
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For 100bn, I will do ANYTHING you want. ANYTHING!
"Out of all the people who have tried to kill me, you are my favorite."
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Demerius Xenocratus
Rapid Withdrawal
656
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Posted - 2015.09.20 23:17:24 -
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Bumblefck wrote:In order to preserve everyone's honour and in retaliation for some serious bullshit-spouting in local, I declared war against a grouping of pondsuckers, Unimatrix Zero-One (one man and his two alts, it would appear - it takes one to know one lol!). Anyway, this was yesterday, and I thought no more about it, other than to organise a few pew-pewing ships. Today, I logged on to find that the vile individual had offered a 100bn surrender (which suggests they want me to continue it? confused  )...along with a few choice words. Apologies if you, as a decent human being, are offendedThe question is, ladies and gentlemen of See and Pee, what would you do? Advice welcome 
******* hell. 100 billion? Did you even attack him?
My alt will be declaring war on him as soon as I get home.
He may have made a mistake. I hope you accepted the offer quickly. |

Gimme Sake
State War Academy Caldari State
239
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Posted - 2015.09.20 23:21:17 -
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He says "enjoy wasting money and time" so I suppose he misunderstood the surrender mechanics, or word, and he is ready to make peace if you "give" him 100 bn. Otherwise it doesn't make much sense.
Or maybe he means enjoy wasting these 100bn and the ships you will buy with them... :D
"Never not blob!" ~ Plato
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Dradis Aulmais
RW Vindicator Connection Phoebe Freeport Republic
1031
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Posted - 2015.09.20 23:57:11 -
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Dude take the money drop your Corp form a new one and dec him again
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Mephiztopheleze
Republic University Minmatar Republic
174
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Posted - 2015.09.21 00:18:48 -
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I certainly wouldn't have blabbed about this kind of thing until I'd milked it a few times.....
100bn? wowzers, that guy now has a HUGE target on his head.
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Braden Fanguard
Dutch East Querious Company Phoebe Freeport Republic
11
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Posted - 2015.09.21 01:50:32 -
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Step 1: Accept Terms of Surrender Step 2: Drop Corp Step 3: Form New Corp Step 4: Wardec Him Again Step 5: ??? Step 6: PROFIT! |

BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Black Hydra Consortium.
2004
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Posted - 2015.09.21 10:27:42 -
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I believe he is attempting to finance your war against him for the next 4-40 years. Accept of course, and then dec in two weeks.
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Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
2559
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Posted - 2015.09.21 14:02:18 -
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If I were in your shoes Bumble, this is what I would do.
1. Take the offer. I think it's a bigger smear to your e-honor to not take that kind of offer simply because of its magnitude and the likely fact that he's trying to get 100 billion ISK out of you. 2. Offer to reimburse any corp that wardecs whatever corp this individual's pilots are in for as long as you play EvE. 3. See how many more billions of ISK this guy is willing to offer up.
It seems that 100billion ISK can't buy happiness, but I'd bet it can buy an eternal swath of wardecs....
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Mag's
the united
20213
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Posted - 2015.09.21 14:22:22 -
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Wow that's one hell of a war chest. What a numpty.
Take the money and then dec him again.
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It's like assuming the Lions will ignore you in the Savannah, if you're small, fat and look helpless.
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Suneai
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation Holy Arumbian Empire
36
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Posted - 2015.09.21 14:24:03 -
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I seriously hope someone isn't dumb enough to not understand how the surrender mechanics work. 
Well if you accept his surrender for that value, that's your new trade adventure funded for a good while... |

Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
8591
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Posted - 2015.09.21 15:20:21 -
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See, the thing is, I of course instantly tried to accept the surrender when I saw how much he was offering...except I can't accept it because it says "The character in question can't afford to pay this amount".
lol
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CONCORD arrested two n00bs yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.[/b]
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Bellatrix Invicta
New Order Logistics CODE.
575
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Posted - 2015.09.21 15:26:11 -
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Bumblefck wrote:See, the thing is, I of course instantly tried to accept the surrender when I saw how much he was offering...except I can't accept it because it says "The character in question can't afford to pay this amount".
lol
Tell him to resend it for 10b and you will surrender.
If you think you've won, think again.
The CODE always wins.
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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
8592
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Posted - 2015.09.21 15:27:56 -
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Suneai wrote: Well if you accept his surrender for that value, that's your new trade adventure funded for a good while...
Hey, you read about my wee little trading game!   
I'm going to try accepting the surrender again just now.
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CONCORD arrested two n00bs yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.[/b]
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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
8592
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Posted - 2015.09.21 15:31:10 -
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Bellatrix Invicta wrote:Bumblefck wrote:See, the thing is, I of course instantly tried to accept the surrender when I saw how much he was offering...except I can't accept it because it says "The character in question can't afford to pay this amount".
lol Tell him to resend it for 10b and you will surrender.
That's the problem. I would do exactly that...if he hadn't blocked everyone not on his contacts list (which, if you think about it, in an MMORPG, is pretty sociopathic).
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CONCORD arrested two n00bs yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.[/b]
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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
8592
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Posted - 2015.09.21 15:33:00 -
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Offer has expired :(
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CONCORD arrested two n00bs yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.[/b]
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Paranoid Loyd
6939
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Posted - 2015.09.21 15:37:56 -
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You declared war on the Borg? 
"Gankers are just other players, not supernatural monsters who will get you if you don't follow some arbitrary superstition. Haul responsibly and without irrational fear." Masao Kurata
Fix the Prospect!
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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
8594
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Posted - 2015.09.21 15:38:47 -
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What can I say? I'm ballsy and full of whimsy! 
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CONCORD arrested two n00bs yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.[/b]
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Solitary Pal
The Filthy Few Break-A-Wish Foundation
57
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Posted - 2015.09.21 17:02:33 -
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Suneai wrote:I seriously hope someone isn't dumb enough to not understand how the surrender mechanics work.  Well if you accept his surrender for that value, that's your new trade adventure funded for a good while...
I happen to know a certain CEO who once surrendered to a carebear corp for precisely this reason, we giggled on teamspeak while he threatened the target to get the money back. IIRC we then gave them a 50% discount on getting out of the war because they did send it back, good times.
I have a monocle therefore my opinion matters more than yours.
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Helga from Hamburg
State War Academy Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2015.09.21 19:40:00 -
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This dude needs more phobe in his homo. |

Julius Maagnus
The Clown Shoe Crew Short Bus Mercenaries.
26
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Posted - 2015.09.21 20:13:46 -
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I think its funny that you got buttmad enough about the surrender offer that you decided to post it in C&P. I personally would like to here you on comms too. I bet this is just a case of another pot calling another kettle black. Just saying. I mean, he obviously got a rise out of you once by **** talking in local chat.... now he got another rise out of you, and you post it on the forums. Excellent. keep it coming bro.
If you frenchfry when you should pizza, you're going to have a bad time.
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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
8603
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Posted - 2015.09.21 20:19:41 -
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You certainly sound buttmad, friend
Show us on the doll where Unimatrix Zero-One touched you
e: in all seriousness and in case you missed it, this thread is about what a despicable individual this person is
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CONCORD arrested two n00bs yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.[/b]
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