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Nick Seafort
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Posted - 2006.12.20 14:53:00 -
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I've been putting this together for a while. The truth is, CCP is staffed entirely by influential Cornish rock group... MUSE!
Want the reasoning?
1. Codename Kali? Or maybe just a typo for "liak". And we all know liak=like
2. Real name of "Revelations"...this is what first clued me in.
3. A few days after the name "revelations" is announced, someone mentions turning Jita into a "Black Hole"
So, we have "like black holes and revelations!" in coded CCP speek! The brigands are secretly programming us to give them the Christmas number 1!
And if that wasnÆt enough, what about the others?
òA certain Amarr command ship, name of...ABSOLUTION!
òThe Gallente command ship? Name of EOS...blatantly a typo of "Oos", or "Origin of òSymmetry" most cunning! Also, notice how few ships are symmetrical? Its because its still all...originating >.>
òAggression timer? How often have you and friends fled from sentry guns, hoping ôOUR TIME IS RUNNING OUTö!
òWhat do you scream when your corp manufacturer is late? "APOCALYPSE PLEASE!"
òClone jumping, project rebirth....the "NEW BORN"?
òCables out the back of your head in pod, maybe youÆre a "PLUGIN BABY"!
òEver wondered what Seleene listens to at night? "MEGALOMANIA"!
òThe eve gate? A "DEAD STAR" in a "SHRINKING UNIVERSE"
òContracts? Obviously "THE SMALL PRINT"
òAnd ever wondered about the mail bug? Worried you'll be opening those mails "ENDLESSLY"?
See, it all fits together! ItÆs all there! And the final touch, the reason CCP is so busy atm? Have YOU ever tried going on tour and making a game at the same time? Not easy 
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CaptainSeafort
Gallente
Through the Looking Glass
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Posted - 2006.12.20 14:53:00 -
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howcome it randoml posted with my alt? never done that before >.<
"Planets and moons no longer hitch rides on player ships. Their towel privileges have been revoked." HHGG Lives on in EVE! |
Enterral Adun
Minmatar
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2006.12.20 14:57:00 -
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Passcal
Darksaber Technologies
Ratel Alliance
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Posted - 2006.12.20 15:03:00 -
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 Time to break out the tinfoil hats
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Vegetto Ichikai
Caldari
Nautilus Industries
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Posted - 2006.12.20 15:06:00 -
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I thought they were staffed by Umpa Lumpa's..
Umpa, Lumpa, doobie-di-doo,
I've got a-no-ther riddle for you;
What do you get when you install a patch?
Your menu's freeze, to the desktop you crash,
What do you get when you run out of cash?
Your account goes umpa, lumpa, doobie-di-doo!
Im the only guy in an open plan office today, just me, the few people who havent gone to the xmas party have gone home. Why the hell am i still here browsing these forums???
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Yeggstry
Confederation of Red Moon
Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.12.20 15:07:00 -
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You have far too much time on your hands.
As a fellow Muse fan, I suggest therapy. For your sake I hope you have already got tickets for Wembley Stadium next June to start your therapy :P (I've got tickets for both days \m/).
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Nick Seafort
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Posted - 2006.12.20 15:09:00 -
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yeggstreh? lubs muse too? 0.o
where you from? i got tickets standing on the 16th for me and a mte - but we kinda wanna see if we can gang up for transport. anwyay, itd be aweshens to bump into the great yeggers =D
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Vegetto Ichikai
Caldari
Nautilus Industries
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Posted - 2006.12.20 15:13:00 -
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Wembley? have fun with that one way system :)
Last time i was near there, my mate sold a spare ticket to a topless tattooed man wielding a large vegetable outside a pub, looked like an aubergine. Funnily enough they wouldn't let him in, think the vegetarian melee weapon blew it for him. I hate London hehe :)
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Yeggstry
Confederation of Red Moon
Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.12.20 15:13:00 -
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I live nearby so I'll be getting the train in :P
And do I know you? The way you've messed around with my nick sounds vaguely familiar.
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CaptainSeafort
Gallente
Through the Looking Glass
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Posted - 2006.12.20 16:53:00 -
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prolly not, but ive been using ECM since day5 or something 
if ur in standing on the saturday, evemail me, and we can mebbe try and bash our way to the front =D
"Planets and moons no longer hitch rides on player ships. Their towel privileges have been revoked." HHGG Lives on in EVE! |
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