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hormonal babe
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Posted - 2006.12.21 11:43:00 -
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Hi All, I must have an invisible tatoo on my forhead that says "Tell me your problems/issues, I care" because everyone and their mother comes to me for advise. I'm mature, a female, and yes i like to chat. So I've decided to help others out in space with real life advice. I am not for the faint of heart, i tell it like it is and i even come up with good suggestions. The cost of my time is 100K an hour. So come spend some time with me, I may not solve your problem, but i can give you an outsiders option that may help. Contact me in game by pc or eve mail and I promise to respond to you. Hormonal Babe
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Dark Shikari
Caldari Imperium Technologies Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2006.12.21 11:48:00 -
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Originally by: hormonal babe Hi All, I must have an invisible tatoo on my forhead that says "Tell me your problems/issues, I care" because everyone and their mother comes to me for advise. I'm mature, a female, and yes i like to chat.
That answers your question 
But 100k an hour? You could get away charging 200 times that.
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Kala Veijo
Veto.
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Posted - 2006.12.21 12:01:00 -
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Originally by: Dark Shikari But 100k an hour? You could get away charging 200 times that.
Yeah, we demand for totall ripoff prices. 
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Safaomae
Amarr Viziam
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Posted - 2006.12.21 12:03:00 -
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you'd be better off charging per 10 mins. then if you're talking to a complete looser you can tell them you have another appointment and can escape 
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hormonal babe
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Posted - 2006.12.21 12:08:00 -
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you'd be better off charging per 10 mins. then if you're talking to a complete looser you can tell them you have another appointment and can escape
Well if im chatting to a complete loser - they may end early - i don't hold back when giving my opion. Hense I am NOT for the faint of heart. LOL
HB
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wierchas noobhunter
Caldari Kemono.
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Posted - 2006.12.21 12:42:00 -
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pics or stfu
i am WIERCHAS i am like UBER and stuff |

FooB2
Caldari Pre-nerfed Tactics
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Posted - 2006.12.21 16:16:00 -
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if it was an invisible tattoo then surely nobody would see it, and there would be no problem?
go counsel yourself on that one.
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wierchas noobhunter
Caldari Kemono.
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Posted - 2006.12.21 17:25:00 -
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i aprove this servises !
i am WIERCHAS i am like UBER and stuff |

Nm'Me
Amarr Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2006.12.21 20:53:00 -
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Originally by: wierchas noobhunter i aprove this servises !
You got the pic you asked for?! O.o
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PKlavins
Caldari 3rdlane Industries Distant Star Alliance
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Posted - 2006.12.21 23:13:00 -
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Originally by: Nm'Me
Originally by: wierchas noobhunter i aprove this servises !
You got the pic you asked for?! O.o
no...hormonal babe used her ubar-leet-hypnotic powers on wierchas O.o
RUN FOR TEH HILLZ!!!
*tinfoil hat on*
meh just j/k...an intruiging service...yet i think you might find no end of customers in WoW...all those people frustrated at not being able to pass lvl60 even tho they grind 24/7...
T3 Cakes for Mods in This Sig! first -eris
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hormonal babe
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Posted - 2006.12.22 11:19:00 -
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pics or stfu
I've gotten the question often if I am in fact a female, and the answer is YES, i don't have a picture to put up, but hey those could be fake also. lol If you prefer to talk in a private ts channel, we can do that also, the sound of my voice will confirm you are speaking to a women. Chat with you soon.
HB
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Lanfear's Bane
Shih Yang Tong
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Posted - 2006.12.22 15:09:00 -
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Originally by: hormonal babe I've gotten the question often if I am in fact a female, and the answer is YES, i don't have a picture to put up, but hey those could be fake also. lol If you prefer to talk in a private ts channel, we can do that also, the sound of my voice will confirm you are speaking to a women. Chat with you soon.
HB
This thread is useless without pics.
Lanfear's Bane. - - - - - - - - - - - Got Killboard? |

Twilight Moon
Minmatar Malicious Intentions
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Posted - 2006.12.22 15:31:00 -
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I think that the OP is seriously undercharging.
Aside from that, question for the OP, will you ever disclose your clients details for ISK? I would rather like to go around tormenting the already troubled souls of EVE, and be able to smack talk with a real bite.... 
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Polizeis
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Posted - 2006.12.22 15:40:00 -
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For christs sake, would you all quit with the 'I want pics, give me pics!".
Choose to believe it or not... don't bombard the thread with a load of requests asking for a picture. It's pathetic and so obvious that you're getting a bit excited at the mention of, lo and behold, a real living female!.
One word, Live.
If you're not interested in the thread don't post, if you are post.
HB, nice proposition, i'm sure you'll make a ton of ISK with this, weve already seen some insecure people that might want to speak to you 
Be you female/male/haemaphrodite, enjoy eve and best of luck with your business plan!
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Gothikia
Revelations Inc. Shroud Of Darkness
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Posted - 2006.12.22 15:43:00 -
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I so need therapy.... Its about time we had an EVE shrink...
I'M FIRST IN LINE FUKERS! _________________________
Originally by: L'Ron Hubbard only the power of Xenu can fix EVE!
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Meloku
Gallente Stay Pro Productions
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Posted - 2006.12.22 16:36:00 -
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I will spend a billion ISK to have you for the next 416 days... if you send pics first. --- Eve-Poker Casino Manager The Clouded Mirror |

Balor Rand
Caldari Continuum Rift
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Posted - 2006.12.22 18:54:00 -
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I did something similar in EverQuest several years back. I was playing a priest and opened a confessional for 10 platinum per confession. The scary thing is that I made some money.
Balor Rand "In death everyone is equal. In death everyone is just another frozen corpse." |

FooB2
Caldari Pre-nerfed Tactics
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Posted - 2006.12.22 23:20:00 -
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Originally by: Polizeis For christs sake, would you all quit with the 'I want pics, give me pics!".
Choose to believe it or not... don't bombard the thread with a load of requests asking for a picture. It's pathetic and so obvious that you're getting a bit excited at the mention of, lo and behold, a real living female!.
One word, Live.
If you're not interested in the thread don't post, if you are post.
HB, nice proposition, i'm sure you'll make a ton of ISK with this, weve already seen some insecure people that might want to speak to you 
Be you female/male/haemaphrodite, enjoy eve and best of luck with your business plan!
congratulations, you have shown that you indeed simply do not get the joke.
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Kalahari Wayrest
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Posted - 2006.12.22 23:34:00 -
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Quote: congratulations, you have shown that you indeed simply do not get the joke.
...or he's shown he has the maturity of 12+ and doesn't find the joke funny  __________________________ Indulge Me Consider Yourself Indulged - Immy ♥ Wow immy scored - Xorus |

Patch86
Di-Tron Heavy Industries Freelancer Alliance
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Posted - 2006.12.23 02:25:00 -
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Edited by: Patch86 on 23/12/2006 02:25:19 Or he gets the joke so well he's pulling a cunning triple bluff and making us all look like noobs for reaacting with "you're a noob!".
Sneaky devil. -----------------------------------------------
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hormonal babe
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Posted - 2006.12.23 03:29:00 -
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ROFL - No I will not disclose my clients private convo's to anyone. As far as pic's, what difference does it make, they could be of someone else. If you'd like we can chat on a private ts. Fly safe everyone, talk to you soon.
HB
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Redart
Pirates of Destruction Union
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Posted - 2006.12.23 04:10:00 -
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Maybe you talk too much, which makes ppl feel like they can open up to you more than you really want to.
^Click the Sig GorgeousGamers.com |

Benglada
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2006.12.23 09:07:00 -
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Originally by: Meloku I will spend a billion ISK to have you for the next 416 days... if you send pics first.
Dude ill send you pics of my girlfriend for a bill, not even joking. ---------------------------
Originally by: Arkanor
0.0 is the Final Frontier. Bring money and friends.
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Gothikia
Revelations Inc. Shroud Of Darkness
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Posted - 2006.12.23 17:44:00 -
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i'll send pics of me for a bill  _________________________
Originally by: L'Ron Hubbard only the power of Xenu can fix EVE!
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wierchas noobhunter
Caldari Kemono.
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Posted - 2006.12.23 19:12:00 -
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Originally by: Gothikia i'll send pics of me for a bill 
deal   or maybe want to excange for omeega's pic's ?
i am WIERCHAS i am like UBER and stuff |
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