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CDS Leader
Caldari
Eve Forum Warriors
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Posted - 2006.12.22 15:06:00 -
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Edited by: CDS Leader on 22/12/2006 15:06:21
In the days of old, where the Kings were bold, there were tales to be toldą..
East vs West.
Cricket vs Football.
Yorkshire Pudding + Gravy vs Fray Bentos + Can of Cola.
David Hasselhoff + Skin-tight shorts vs China and the collective will of humanity!
Since the beginning of time, people have sought conflict. As the map lights up the number of kills in the same way there is only one place for the forum warrior to migrate. However, since WOW servers are full, there is only one comment to makeą
Merry Christmas
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ceaon
Gallente
Porandor
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Posted - 2006.12.22 15:07:00 -
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lol
Xfire made my sig to big for eve-o forums :S
now my Xfire profile is linked here |
Charlie Crocodile
Imperium Technologies
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2006.12.22 15:08:00 -
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Woot 2nd!
Merry Christmas!
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HatePeace LoveWar
Amarr
FATAL REVELATIONS
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Posted - 2006.12.22 15:09:00 -
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<insert coffee and keyboard joke here>
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CDS Leader
Caldari
Eve Forum Warriors
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Posted - 2006.12.22 15:11:00 -
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Chewing frantically on a 17 year old piece of chewing gum (which incidentally hadn't lost it's flavour on a variety of bedposts overnight), HatePeace LoveWar took a couple of panadol to quell the aches in his jaws and for some reason started to think he was the esteemed censor and secret rave star Kieron. Disgusted at the state of this thread, he ripped it to pieces with his magic editing scissors and wrote a letter of complaint to the BBC who were trying to be trendy like Channel 4 and didnĘt actually give a goanna's toss. The letter penned by he went along the lines of:
 Originally by: HatePeace LoveWar
<insert coffee and keyboard joke here>
No!
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AKULA UrQuan
Caldari
STK Scientific
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Posted - 2006.12.22 15:21:00 -
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Originally by: AKULA UrQuan
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I'm going to take a vacation in Syndicate. It's very calm and tranquil compaired to the south these days.
Or to be more blunt. everybody has lost their fargin minds down here! 
I was three hours ahead of you bud. :)
Originally by: Crumplecorn
Wow, CCP make a change that eliminates whines and there are whines about the lack of whines.
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Jay Phor
Destructive Influence
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.12.22 15:24:00 -
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Originally by: CDS Leader
Originally by: HatePeace LoveWar
<insert coffee and keyboard joke here>
No!
shouldnt your name not be CSDLeader? 
Originally by: Zeno Kang
BoB will offline your keyboard, then assault with a gang of threadnaughts.
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CDS Leader
Caldari
Eve Forum Warriors
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Posted - 2006.12.22 15:45:00 -
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On the day designated the twenty-second in the month of December 2006 by senior academics within the Catholic church, feeling cruelly pedantic and showing contempt for the great program known as Pine that actually works (unlike some of its competitors), Jay Phor took some time to read through a large header that must be incredibly boring to the ordinary punter. Having done this, he brewed a large steaming pot of coffee, forgot about it and left it to go cold. This brought the coffee ration police to his door, and resulted in three dozen consecutive life sentences being assigned to his unfortunate self. In a desperate attempt to seek help in the cause of his liberation, he wrote...
Originally by: Jay Phor
shouldnt your name not be CSDLeader?
Should not your name be G.....
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Kastar
Chronodynamics
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Posted - 2006.12.22 15:47:00 -
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CDS distances itself from any statement made by the here and there mentioned CDS Leader.
Please convo Kastar ingame to discuss the royalties on using our signature on a public forum.
Kas
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Yup, it's great to be Amarr :-/
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Buxaroo
Constructive Influence
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Posted - 2006.12.22 16:28:00 -
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w00t, my first time on the first page of a ASCN vs BOB vs AXE vs AAA vs MC vs IAC vs ISS vs RA vs LV thread........err
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Dark Shikari
Caldari
Imperium Technologies
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2006.12.22 16:30:00 -
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IBIBDSP (In Before IBDS Posts)
-[23] Member-
Listen to EVE-Trance Radio! (DSTrance channel ingame) |
Rick Thwaites
Privateers
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2006.12.22 18:17:00 -
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Merry Christmas!
And I was excited for the war that I thought was to happen! I was ready to join of of the sides!
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Max sig dimensions are 400W x 120H - Cathath ([email protected])
Purple matches your eyes a little better, Cathath. = )!
Not the first time I have been told I am too big... |
Sir Howard
Gallente
Four Rings
Myriad Alliance
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Posted - 2006.12.22 18:24:00 -
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Originally by: CDS Leader
East vs West.
Cricket vs Football.
Yorkshire Pudding + Gravy vs Fray Bentos + Can of Cola.
David Hasselhoff + Skin-tight shorts vs China and the collective will of humanity!
lol
"This is a bad idea wrapped in a horrible plan and shipped in a retarded box" |
solarwinds
ISS Navy Task Force
Interstellar Starbase Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.12.22 19:28:00 -
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Don't forget about FIX! <3 FIX!
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Verone
Veto.
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Posted - 2006.12.22 19:32:00 -
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lol
VETO FOR HIRE
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Gothikia
Revelations Inc.
Shroud Of Darkness
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Posted - 2006.12.22 20:18:00 -
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_________________________
Originally by: L'Ron Hubbard
only the power of Xenu can fix EVE!
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CDS Leader
Caldari
Eve Forum Warriors
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Posted - 2006.12.22 21:01:00 -
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Edited by: CDS Leader on 22/12/2006 21:01:05
On Fri, 22 December 2006, upon learning that the square root of pi could not be accurately held in any tranquility node regardless of datatypes and compression algorithms, and feeling depressed to the point of suicide, Solarwinds went to visit the white witches in order that they would magically increase the memory of the node using only standard Co-op own-brand jelly and sticky-back plastic, subsequently to find that he had short-circuited the ULA and irreversibly damaged the keyboard membranes, resulting in not being able to store any number bar 0 (or sqrt(0)), Relising that 1337 5p34|< was now impossible, he wrote:
Originally by: solarwinds
Don't forget about FIX! <3 FIX!
Oh yes, whats to remember about them?
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Malthros Zenobia
Caldari Independent Navy Reserve
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Posted - 2006.12.22 21:02:00 -
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Merry Christmas.
/me was expecting some sort of flameage.
Originally by: kieron
The Carrier was never intended to be a solo OMGWTF mission-farming PWNmobile.
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CDS Leader
Caldari
Eve Forum Warriors
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Posted - 2006.12.22 21:10:00 -
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Whilst walking to the shops to buy some tea bags, Malthros Zenobia noticed some very strange lights in the sky. Upon closer investigation, he noticed lots of weirdly shaped "things" flying around over the Red Light district. Hurrying home, and having changed his underwear, he phoned the police to tell them of this odd sight, and was visited by two tall men in black suits before he even managed to put the phone down. After many hours of brutal interrogation, and lots of comfy cushions, these men then left, warning him never to utter a single word of his experience to another living soul. Being a man of his word, Malthros Zenobia got out his Ouiji board, and spread the news to all his dead relatives, asking them to pass it on. Later that night, Malthros Zenobia awoke to find himself strapped in a very uncomfortable position on an examination bench surrounded by lots of flickering lights and big headed blue aliens. Just before the horrible anal probing began, he let out a very loud psychic scream which babbled thusly:
Originally by: Malthros Zenobia
Merry Christmas.
/me was expecting some sort of flameage.
Oh no, there is no flamage - Because of OmgBoBbqGMhax
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Hugo Kaviene
ThE CoVeN ParTnerShiP
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Posted - 2006.12.23 06:48:00 -
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Oh noes...
Happy Holidays! Peace on earth and good will to men? 
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"Women's sexy underwear is a minor but significant growth industry of late-twentieth-century Britain in the twilight of capitalism." - Angela Carter |
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silverscope
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Posted - 2006.12.23 07:10:00 -
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Edited by: silverscope on 23/12/2006 07:10:31
alt dammit
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keiouskei
Amarr
Direct Intent
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Posted - 2006.12.23 07:12:00 -
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Merry X-mas everyone.
I create sigs for donations just eve-mail me |
Lubricity
Solidline Enterprise
Kith of Venal
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Posted - 2006.12.23 07:35:00 -
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Yay Merry Xmas
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Insert witty quote here |
spottedgalaxy
Gallente
Celestial Horizon Corp.
Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.12.23 07:36:00 -
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after reading the title to this topic, i believe eve has its first version of a world war. We cant call it world war so what do we call it, any ideas?
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Linavin
Mercurialis Inc.
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2006.12.23 07:46:00 -
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This thread and OZ's have just made my day
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Rilariel Vanacaris
Palatinii Sacri Legio
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Posted - 2006.12.23 08:40:00 -
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And yet, while the speculating little toadies paid generous amounts to the various EVE Bookies spread across the world, granting sneaky corporations like the Caldari Gaming Commission to skim from the excess cashflow, CDS Leader paid them no mind, for at that very moment there sat on his desk a compilation of well known pilots, renegades, bottom feeders, binge drinkers and various layabouts, summarsized in excruciating detail in a pile of embarassing dossiers. Pleased with himself, and perhaps feeling a certain degree of largesse in regards to his manifest superiority, he summoned his sex slaves, and bade them make merry and spike the egg nog with White Goose; whilst his feminine thralls frolicked throughout his office flailing about various rubber objects and leather apparel, he quaffed a generous two liter container of Diet Quafe as he ripped into the dossiers with wild abandon, giggling maniacally as he posted the madness of every day life onto a stylus using a purple feathered pen, all the while mumbling:
Originally by: Lubricity
Yay Merry Xmas
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The Praetor
RONA Corporation
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Posted - 2006.12.23 09:02:00 -
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It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it get the hose again. |
Peacock McNuggets
Guns 'N' Hoses
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Posted - 2006.12.23 09:03:00 -
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Edited by: Peacock McNuggets on 23/12/2006 09:04:20
ZOMG best thread in CAAOD this week
Merry Christmas to Forum Warriors and the CAAOD community.
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ollobrains
Privateers
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2006.12.24 02:54:00 -
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dont forget privateers versus everyone else. ASCN kills are being racked up today
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