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Backdoor Bandit
Minmatar Gay Rights League
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Posted - 2006.12.23 18:29:00 -
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Festive greetings, Eve-types.
Recent events have shaken my from my relative lethargy, Shocking announcements on this very forum:
Were swiftly followed by 'contact' from old adversaries, a trio of 'Grand Fromage' in the feared 'Outbreak' corporation, Discretion is of course essential to protect the names of these mighty avatars, so I will refer to them with code names, let's call them 'Whisk', 'ScoRps' and 'Krugerrand'.
After some small-talk involving the beating of eggs, BoB Warrior 1 drones and Macromining Script-fleets/Corp thefts, we swiftly got down to 'business'.
Once business had been concluded, It was explained to me that Outbreak were worried that they could not rise to meet the Fat Guy Stranglers challenge and wanted to change the odds somewhat by engaging the services of a feared corporation with a similar amount of skillpoints as the Fat Guys.
Therefore, for the princely sum of 1 isk, (Thank you Krugerrand) the MGRL will Wardec the Fat Guy Stranglers in the next 24 hours. That should be Six PM on Christmas EVE. (See what I did there?)
Once again the the Galaxy will tremble at the roar of Reaper engines, the pounding of Civilian Autocannons and over the top local chat propaganda.
See you in space, hapless victims.
P.S. FREE T3H GIANT SQUID!
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whisk
0utbreak
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Posted - 2006.12.23 18:31:00 -
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Signed.
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Xendie
Forsaken Empire
The Forsaken Empire
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Posted - 2006.12.23 18:31:00 -
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rawr! ram them hard from behind and beware of rear bumpers.
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Nertzius > having fun being incompetitent?
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Krugerrand
0utbreak
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Posted - 2006.12.23 18:31:00 -
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Post to confirm I have hired the MGRL for the above sum to engage in hostilities against Fat Guy Stranglers.
I would like to thank Backdoor Bandit for undetaking this dangerous contact, we feel safer now.
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Sex Lexia
Minmatar
Minmatar Gay Rights League
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Posted - 2006.12.23 18:32:00 -
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There shall be pain!
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Theodore Curbstomper
Fat Guy Stranglers
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Posted - 2006.12.23 18:34:00 -
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You don't stand a chance.
Negative standings have been set.
TCs
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Backdoor Bandit
Minmatar Gay Rights League
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Posted - 2006.12.23 18:38:00 -
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Also, I meant to ask. Are you stranglers of fat guys, or fat guys who happen to be stranglers?
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Stamm
Amarr
Three Holdings
Rule of Three
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Posted - 2006.12.23 18:41:00 -
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Put a great big grin on my face to see MGRL back and active :)
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Dark Shikari
Caldari
Imperium Technologies
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2006.12.23 18:42:00 -
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/puts back to the wall, Backdoor Bandit is here!
-[23] Member-
Listen to EVE-Trance Radio! (DSTrance channel ingame) |
Theodore Curbstomper
Fat Guy Stranglers
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Posted - 2006.12.23 18:43:00 -
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Originally by: Backdoor Bandit
Also, I meant to ask. Are you stranglers of fat guys, or fat guys who happen to be stranglers?
Always the former, while sometimes the latter.
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Traxio Nacho
Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.12.23 18:45:00 -
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Could this be the new ASCN vs BOB war, I forsee many noob ships being lost in this conflict.
I therefore out of my own pocket pledge 1 Minmatar Reaper to MGRL to aid them in this war.
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Mindlles
0utbreak
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Posted - 2006.12.23 18:54:00 -
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NoNameNewbie
Caldari
Free-Space-Ranger
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2006.12.23 19:03:00 -
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haha poor outbreak :o
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Caleb Paine
Infinite Technologies
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Posted - 2006.12.23 19:03:00 -
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If I were one of the Fat Guys I'd get me an Avatar real quick, normal people run away when they see one jumping into their fleet but I somehow get the feeling the MGRL might be in dubio there and be strangely attracted to it...
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Promon Delnai
Scorn.
Sani Khal'Vecna
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Posted - 2006.12.23 19:07:00 -
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Watch your backdoors
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kublai
Short Attention Span
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Posted - 2006.12.23 19:07:00 -
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Has anyone seen the soap? I think I dropped it
*rummages around*
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Hans Roaming
Body Count Inc.
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.12.23 19:30:00 -
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Go slaughter those warriors my friend!!!
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Unfamed II
FinFleet
Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2006.12.23 19:39:00 -
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bend down unless you like some s/m
Seriously, it's not that great being an amarr, is it?
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Waut
0utbreak
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Posted - 2006.12.23 19:58:00 -
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We're saved! Halleluja \o/
In Soviet EVE, roids pop YOU
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Myz Toyou
the Organ Grinder and Company
Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2006.12.23 20:15:00 -
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/me sees some fat stranglers dancing tango soon 
CYVOK > All you station jockies better get out their and start killing these idiots |
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Eurydyke
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Posted - 2006.12.23 20:23:00 -
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The situation is getting sooo out of control!
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siliconix
0utbreak
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Posted - 2006.12.23 20:38:00 -
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Glad to see you got our backsides covered bb :)
Daniel Jackson : in my opionen PVP'ers (people who fight other players) are killing this game
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Major Stormer
Caldari
Celestial Apocalypse
Insurgency
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Posted - 2006.12.23 20:39:00 -
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Im so confused! 
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Backdoor Bandit
Minmatar Gay Rights League
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Posted - 2006.12.23 20:43:00 -
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Originally by: Major Stormer
Im so confused!
Sexually?
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Entilzah Valen
Band of Builders Inc.
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2006.12.23 21:02:00 -
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Give 'em hell BB!
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Major Stormer
Caldari
Celestial Apocalypse
Insurgency
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Posted - 2006.12.23 21:15:00 -
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Originally by: Backdoor Bandit
Originally by: Major Stormer
Im so confused!
Sexually?
Not yet.......Depends how long I listen to celests vent I guess
(S*** I walked into that one didnt I? )
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Kujin
0utbreak
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Posted - 2006.12.23 21:50:00 -
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i¦m, feeling a lot safer , now that i know we got a major weak point of outbreak covered by the MGRL 
...nerf wcs...
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Aakron
Hybrid Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.12.23 21:54:00 -
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This thread delivers 
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boulette
0utbreak
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Posted - 2006.12.23 21:57:00 -
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I feel safer and a warm touch from the back.
WOLVERINES
i donate 1 warrior I to help BB in our safety!
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whisk
0utbreak
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Posted - 2006.12.23 22:20:00 -
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Backdoor Bandit just revealed his evil plans to me and well just
Well you know those blow up seats shaped like a ring? That you sit on well errr i hope you know where i'm going with this because i'm hurting just thinking about the evil plans.
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